My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 70 Really, Too Much

"Student Chen Dongfeng! May I ask what happened just now?"

"Is the dean and the mayor's gaffe related to you?"

"May I ask why the first group arena match you arranged with Shi Zhenxian was postponed?"

"Student Chen Dongfeng..."

"Chen Dongfeng..."

"Student Chen Dongfeng! You are so talented, do you also go to the toilet..."

The door of the dormitory building was pushed open, and hundreds of media reporters swarmed in, scrambling to put their cameras, microphones, and microphones forward.

The security guards on both sides were startled, subconsciously stopped everyone: "Back...back!"

Standing where he was, Chen Dongfeng closed his eyes.

After a little bit of relief from the stinging eyes, he looked stern, holding the toilet, and suddenly exploded!

"boom--"

The terrifying Gang Qi exploded instantly!Compress the air to the limit, forming a spreading shock wave, pushing away the reporters in front.

Each of them lost their center of gravity, fell down in embarrassment, and turned backwards several times...

"This……"

"This is……"

"Gang Qi?! Materialized Gang Qi?!"

"impossible!"

"1...Level 1..."

"Student Chen Dongfeng! You are so talented, do you also go to the toilet..."

Everyone was stunned and stunned. Except for a male reporter who seemed to be not very intelligent, the rest of the reporters looked at Chen Dongfeng who was burning with "flame" with unbelievable eyes.

Chen Dongfeng is a super genius who is rare in a hundred years.

Everyone knows this.

But no matter what, they would never have imagined that this super genius could "surpass" to the level of a first-level official warrior!

According to the legend, Yi Bahuang, who inspired human civilization and deterred the surrounding alien races, was only at this level...

"Snapped."

He raised his left hand, snapped his fingers, and ignited a flame-like Gang Qi out of thin air.Chen Dongfeng calmly looked around at the crowd and said, "If you can easily break through to Level 1, it can be considered a major event...then the gaffes you say about the dean and the mayor should have something to do with me."

The reporters responded one by one, and suddenly waved their microphones like crazy!Crazy eyes!Hoarse!
"Student Chen Dongfeng! Are you really level 1?!"

"Do you know what that means?"

"Breakthrough for two consecutive days! How did you do it?"

"Level 1! 18-year-old level 1!!"

"Student Chen Dongfeng! You are so talented, do you also go to the toilet..."

Unleashing the qi at full power and using the recoil of the air pressure to stop the reporters approaching madly, Chen Dongfeng shook his white coat, his expression calm: "Come from the crowd, go back to the crowd. Since everyone is here, I will answer the question as usual. Ask questions."

"I!"

"I me me!"

"Damn don't squeeze me..."

"Mine! I'll come first!"

"Student Chen Dongfeng, you are so talented..."

"roll!"

The crowd of hundreds of reporters rioted in an instant, and all of them turned into wild dogs, waving their microphones vigorously.

Some reporters waved their hands and hit their colleagues in the face.

Some reporters were smashed in the face by their colleagues when they were crowded.

Soon, parts of the crowd were torn apart, further expanding the situation of the battle, and all became one...

"I'll just choose randomly..." Chen Dongfeng raised his head slightly, looking for the "beautiful" shadow in his memory.

But I searched around, but there was no trace.

"I didn't find it." Frowning, Chen Dongfeng walked through the melee crowd with a little regret, and left the gate.Carrying the portable toilet, she walked towards the ring in the distance: "That little girl is delicate and weak, she must have been beaten to death..."

……

"That's... Gang Qi..."

"Level 1?"

"Chen Dongfeng is level 1..."

"Fuck?"

"Substantial stellar energy! It's really level 1, Mad!"

"Fuck?!"

"Am I dreaming……"

Through the live camera broadcast, more and more viewers discovered the "flame" lingering around Chen Dongfeng.

The scene became more and more chaotic.

Everyone remembers how shocking the entire human civilization was when Yi Bahuang appeared in the world.

Real newspapers, news on the Internet...everything I heard, saw, and said was "Yi Bahuang".

But now, such a "legend" was born before their eyes...

Ignoring the noise on both sides of the auditorium, Chen Dongfeng's face was cold, he kept his steps graceful, and walked straight forward.

Passing by Shi Zhenxian who was in a daze, he still turned his head and said indifferently: "Hey, isn't this shit really fragrant? I haven't seen you for a few hours, and you still break through?"

Shi Zhenxian: "..."

"Haoyue, always wants to compete with the stars." Chen Dongfeng shook his head, continued to walk, and walked onto the ring: "It doesn't know that the reason why the twinkling stars appear small is because the distance between them is too far away .”

Shi Zhenxian: "..."

"He's... level 1..." Duan Yao, who was not far away, lost his eyesight and thought in a daze.

Once, the first time she met Chen Dongfeng, she knew that he was a super genius.

but now……

She began to wonder if the Chen Dongfeng she met for the first time and the current one were still the same person.

The talent shown by the person in front of me now is far from being measured by "genius"...

"Okay...good guy." Sha Ye's scalp was numb: "Whoever tells me now, I will believe that Chen Dongfeng will be level 8 tomorrow. Donkeys in the production team dare not be promoted like this."

"It seems that I underestimated him." Shi Zhenxian, who had been silent for a long time, finally sighed.

"Tsk tsk." Silly Ye immediately turned his head and taunted: "Now you still have to worry, did a mistake kill Chen Dongfeng?"

"No." Shaking his head, Shi Zhenxian also took steps and stepped onto the central arena: "After all, I am a level 1 warrior, and I will be more resistant to beating. I, Shi, don't need to hold back."

Silly leaf: "..."

on the ring.

Looking at Chen Dongfeng who was approaching step by step, the deputy examiner swallowed hard, his voice hoarse: "That doctor really didn't lie to me. You made a breakthrough."

"Are you shocked?" Chen Dongfeng asked.

"Of course I was shocked." Taking a deep breath, the deputy examiner suppressed his excitement: "An 18-year-old official warrior of level 1, throughout the ages, only Yi Bahuang has done it!"

"Yi Bahuang? Heh. How can he be compared with me, Mr. Chen." Chen Dongfeng narrowed his eyes: "When there is a chance, he must punch him."

"..." Speechless, the deputy examiner calmed down a little: "Student Dongfeng, do you want to take a break? You just broke through, and your energy channels are chaotic. It seems that you are not sober."

"No problem." With a big wave of his hand, Chen Dongfeng threw down the portable toilet and looked directly at Shi Zhenxian who came up to the stage opposite him: "Wait until I cut off Hua Xiong's head, then I won't be too late to drink."

"Dang..."

The toilet fell to the ground and spun a few times on the stone ring.

Instantly attracted the attention of the entire audience, including the assistant examiner.

Assistant Examiner: "...?"

audience:"……??"

Only Shi Zhenxian stared at Chen Dongfeng without blinking, not noticing that there was an extra toilet in the arena.

"It seems that I really don't need to keep my hands." With a big hand, he took off his black tuxedo, and Shi Zhenxian flicked his colorful long hair slightly, bursting out a 0.4-level stellar energy: "One move, you will be shattered."

Chen Dongfeng: "...that's my word."

The corner of Shi Zhenxian's mouth twitched: "Good words are only for the strong."

Assistant Examiner: "..."

For some reason, he always felt that the two people in front of him were a little abnormal.

"Can we start now?" Under the attention of everyone, Chen Dongfeng sat on the toilet gracefully, with a splendid demeanor: "I, Mr. Chen, can't wait."

"Same." Shi Zhenxian said proudly, "Me too, I can't wait."

"You..." The deputy examiner stared blankly at the toilet, and opened his mouth: "You guys wait a moment. What... are you sitting on?"

"As you can see." Chen Dongfeng replied happily: "Stool."

"...Do you think I'm blind? It's obviously a toilet!"

"The toilet can also be made, and the stool can also be made. The toilet can also have an additional function." Chen Dongfeng explained slowly: "So in terms of cost performance, sitting on a stool is not as convenient as sitting on a toilet."

Assistant Examiner: "..."

Chen Dongfeng: "I mean all kinds of convenience."

Assistant examiner: "...This thing should not appear on the field."

"Why? I just sit, what's my fault."

"The group arena is about to start, why do you have to sit down?"

"Because my opponent is just a waste of level 0.4." Chen Dongfeng waved his hand: "Standing up is too bullying her."

"Oh--"

The whole audience was stunned.

Shi Zhenxian: "..."

Assistant examiner: "Student Chen Dongfeng, please get up."

Chen Dongfeng frowned: "Didn't you see that the audience is waiting anxiously? Hurry up and announce the start of the game."

Deputy examiner: "On the martial arts test arena, no weapons or extra props are allowed."

"You have the final say and I have the final say? You are an examiner, what kind of invigilator do you know?" Chen Dongfeng interrupted, a little annoyed: "It's just a plastic stool, what kind of weapon is it?"

As time went by, he noticed that his "diarrhea" symptoms were slowly reducing.

Once Chen Sanke's "drug effect" ended, his stomach didn't want to have diarrhea anymore.

Then he may be pulled...

With this in mind, Chen Dongfeng looked around the field, but did not find his sister, and urged decisively: "Hurry up, you will feel nothing after a while."

Assistant Examiner: "You..."

"Let him go." At this time, the chief examiner walked onto the ring from the other side, stood beside the deputy examiner, and waved his hand: "The martial arts test is not important anymore. The dean just contacted the province through a special line. The above It means to end the martial arts test as soon as possible, and then take Chen Dongfeng to the provincial capital."

"Go to the provincial capital?"

"Ah."

"This... um, well..."

Nodding hesitantly, the deputy examiner finally took a deep look at the toilet under Chen Dongfeng's buttocks, shook his head and sighed, then turned around and looked at Shi Zhenxian on the other side.

Immediately his face darkened.

Deputy examiner: "Fuck."

I saw Shi Zhenxian, I don’t know where to get a toilet of the same style as Chen Dongfeng, sitting on his buttocks, with his head raised, full of ambition, domineering...

"What's the matter with you again." The deputy examiner could hardly contain his anger.

"I, Shi, have never owed favors." Shi Zhenxian sat upright, arrogant: "If he wants to fight standing up, then he will fight standing up. If he wants to fight sitting down, then Shi Mou will accompany him."

"Do you want to poop too?" Chen Dongfeng was surprised.

"Up to you." Shi Zhenxian sneered.

"You..." The deputy examiner clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "Please respect the martial arts test and your personal image at the same time. Okay?"

"Let me do it." Taking the command flag from the deputy examiner's hand, the chief examiner, who had long been absent from the "martial arts test", walked to the center of the ring and said loudly: "There are all of them, look here."

Sound waves spread layer by layer.

Although there was no microphone, everyone in the stadium could hear him clearly.

In an instant, there were more than [-] people in the audience, and there was no sound.

Pairs of fiery eyes were fixed on the ring.

"As you can see, this year's martial arts test contestant, student Chen Dongfeng, just successfully broke through to Level 1."

Looking around the dark crowd, the chief examiner paused, and continued: "This is also the second candidate in our human civilization since the establishment of the martial arts examination system, who can be promoted to a formal martial artist before the age of 18."

"Let us congratulate him. At the same time... also congratulate ourselves. The birth of Chen Dongfeng is another victory for us humans."

"boom--"

The huge stadium exploded in an instant.

Applause, shouts, drums, screams, the sound is endless.

The shock made the windows on the sunny side of the dormitory tremble slightly.

"my son!"

"That genius is my son!"

"Chen Dongfeng, my son!"

"My son!" The front row of the auditorium, crowded in the boiling tide, the proud, excited, happy, and inflated mother Chen was so excited that she cried, tremblingly raised her mobile phone, and took pictures again and again: "That's my son... Eh? Why is there no internet?"

……

"Lucky for Qingcheng, lucky for the country, and lucky for the human race."

Returning to the VIP seat, Dean Qingwu standing in the center applauded vigorously, his face flushed: "From today on, human beings will surely enter a new chapter!"

"Two geniuses beyond the age." The mayor breathed heavily: "Could it be that the glory of our human race is really coming..."

Chen Sanke: "..."

Handcuffed to the VIP table, Chen Sanke remained expressionless: "Unfortunately, one of them is fake."

"...But... why didn't he faint..."

People's carnival.

It lasted nearly 10 minutes.

Only under the repeated stop of the chief examiner, he slowly fell silent.

Almost everyone took out their mobile phones, took photos of this scene, and uploaded them to the Internet, recording this milestone moment in the history of human civilization.

They have witnessed history.

They are involved in history.

They have become history!

However, most of them will not pay attention.The huge stadium has no internet at this moment.

Even if it is lucky enough to upload it, it will be deleted silently...

The frequency band for external broadcasting is also blocked.

The whole Qingcheng seems to be isolated in an isolated island...

"It's almost time." The examiner breathed out slowly, glanced left and right at Chen Dongfeng and Shi Zhenxian, and asked, "Are you sure you want to sit and fight?"

Shi Zhenxian: "A real fighter, even lying on the bed, can display infinite combat power. Cheer, jump for joy, and be excited. The next moment, when you see Chen Dongfeng knocked down by me with one blow, you will understand. The real proud son of heaven is actually..."

"Okay, stop talking. You're too good at talking." The examiner interrupted Shi Zhenxian, and then looked at Chen Dongfeng: "What about you?"

Chen Dongfeng lowered his head, sat on the toilet, and tried his best to brew the churning in his stomach: "...If you don't want to hit me, fuck...don't hit me."

"it is good."

Taking two steps back, the examiner's eyes flickered and he waved the flag: "I declare."

"Qingcheng Martial Arts Examination, the first round of the group arena, officially begins!"

……

(ps: Everyone is auspicious in the Year of the Tiger! Blessings are taken away, and luck lasts forever~)

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