My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 71 My Son, Chen Dongfeng... (for subscription)
"Come here."

"Are you coming?"

"I'll just sit here, come here."

"Then I won't move either."

"..."

On both sides of the empty central arena, Chen Dongfeng and Shi Zhenxian were sitting on the toilet, looking at each other, tit for tat, and refusing to give in to each other.

"You don't think that if you are so stiff, I, Chen, can't do anything about you?" Chen Dongfeng sneered.

Shi Zhenxian also sneered: "Exactly, that's what I want to say too."

Chen Dongfeng: "Didn't you want to hit me? I'm sitting here and letting you hit me, but you just dawdle."

Shi Zhenxian: "I want to fight you fairly. If you sit still and don't fight back, I, Shi, won, and I won't win by force."

"Do you really think you will win?" Chen Dongfeng was shocked: "Your spirit is more abnormal than my sister?"

"Facts speak louder than words." Shi Zhenxian flicked his long hair, and said in a high-spirited manner, "If you don't believe me, let's stand up and give him a good fight."

"It's still not necessary." Chen Dongfeng waved his hand: "I'll just sit down, and you can hit whatever you want. If you can make me hurt, you win."

"Okay!" Shi Zhenxian crossed his arms and said, "Then I'll come too. Come and hit me, you can see if I don't fight back."

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Shi Zhenxian: "..."

In this way, the two started a "moving still" confrontation again.

And from the moment the game started, such a stalemate has lasted for a full 5 minutes.

"...It's endless, isn't it?"

There are more than 5 spectators in the audience, and there is still patience.

But the examiners and candidates have to bear it.

"We can't let them mess around anymore." The deputy examiner scratched his head: "It was a good group arena match, and it was so ugly! Also, what do you think they are sitting on? Are they plausible?"

"..." The chief examiner was silent, only focused on looking at his watch, absent-minded: "They should be competing for willpower."

"Fart! They're just fighting willfully!" The deputy examiner was irritated, "It's just their talent that they are used to. Look at ordinary candidates, how can any of them dare to do this?"

"Talent is everything." The examiner raised his head and said calmly, "Let's not talk about our human race. Even the "equation" life form, the leader of all races, doesn't individual talent determine the right to speak of 'it'."

"..." The deputy examiner pursed his lips.

"Ordinary warriors need to execute orders accurately. And these geniuses, it's okay to have a little personality."

"...Ah." The deputy examiner sighed.

same time.

Outside the arena.

The prolonged stalemate between Chen Dongfeng and Shi Zhenxian made the live broadcast somewhat cold.

After communicating with the director team of Qingcheng TV Station for a while, they decided to interview Chen Dongfeng's family members and conduct a small program to ease the coldness and embarrassment in front of the camera.

Under normal circumstances, this episode is the repertoire of the "No. [-] Scholar Match".But now the scene is "too ugly", and the TV station can only race horses with Tian Ji.

"Chen Dongfeng's mother is... at No. 76 in the first row of the auditorium on the west side." The staff held a list of candidates and searched carefully: "Well...Chen Dongfeng's father is at... No. 144 in the sixth row of the east auditorium .”

"Chen Dongfeng's father is very close." Director Chen Dongfeng, who had interviewed him before, got up and said.

"Yes." The staff member nodded.

"Then go find his dad." The station director organized everyone: "No. 4 seat will not move, contact No. 12, use that interview. I will give you a message later, and you will cut it."

"understand……"

Soon.

Under the leadership of the director, the team of Qingcheng TV station came to the area where Father Chen was located.

I saw that fat middle-aged man, surrounded by many police officers, talking with eloquence: "I have taught my children to stay on the front line in everything since they were young, and to be forgiving and forgiving. That's why my son I don't want to stand up and fight that girl. After all, my son Dongfeng can't do bullying..."

"Cut the camera!" The director's eyes lit up, and after picking up the communicator to give an order, he held the microphone, followed camera position 14, and walked up to Chen's father: "Hello, is this Chen Dongfeng's father? "

"Ah? Ah! Yes!" Father Chen was at a loss for a moment, then recovered and nodded again and again: "Yes, I am Chen Dongfeng's father."

"Hello, hello! I am the director of our Qingcheng TV station, and my name is ***." The director enthusiastically stepped forward, shook hands with Chen's father, then smiled and nodded to the surrounding police officers, and finally enthusiastically Looking back at Father Chen, he said, "We want to conduct an interview with you temporarily, is that okay?"

"No question. Of course no problem." Father Chen imitated his son's posture and waved his hand: "You ask."

"Thank you very much! First of all, here is the camera, Dongfeng's father, please say hello to the audience friends on the scene and in front of the TV."

"Oh." Chen's father followed the direction of the director's finger, saw the camera position, immediately raised his chest and raised his head, and said seriously: "Hi everyone. I am Chen Dongfeng's father. You can call me father."

Director: "..."

Director: "...OK."

On the surface, Father Chen appeared calm in front of the camera.But the director found that the fat man's legs were already trembling slightly nervously...

And after the TV broadcast, the big screen at the stadium and the picture in front of the TV in Qingcheng also showed the glorious image of Father Chen.

"Oh--"

"OHOHOHOHOH!"

"Brilliant!"

"(whistle)"

The auditorium, which had been silent for a long time, began to burst into waves of cheers and applause.

Father Chen: "..."

Suddenly, he became more nervous.

"Dongfeng's father, come this way." Gently holding Father Chen's arm, the director patted Father Chen's back to comfort him, and asked softly, "Excuse me, did you come by yourself today?"

"Ah, no. I came with so many people." Father Chen turned sideways and pointed at the police officers.

"Oh! There are so many people." The director smiled: "Then what is your relationship?"

Father Chen: "The relationship between the bandits and the police."

The director's smile froze.

"No, it's not like that." The director got up quickly, took the microphone and explained with a smile: "My father always likes to joke. We are relatives. As for these, they are all my colleagues."

"Is that so!" The head of the station was taken aback: "I heard you call him father? Then you are..."

Director: "I'm godfather."

Father Chen: "I'll do it."

"Aww! Hello, hello!" The director immediately shook hands enthusiastically.

"Thank you." The director was also very enthusiastic.

"Look at your uniform, you..."

"Yes." The director nodded: "I am the director of *** Street. Soon, I should be the director."

"congratulations!"

"Congratulations." The director happily cupped his hands.

In the distance, VIP seats.

Chen Sanke tugged at the handcuffs tied to the table, his face darkened: "When will I have an extra brother..."

On the side, the deputy mayor vaguely heard the girl's muttering, but because he didn't hear it very accurately, his expression changed drastically.The horrified eyes glanced back and forth between Chen Sanke and Chen Dongfeng...

Auditorium on the east side.

The interview continues.

Under the experienced director's guidance, Father Chen's nervousness was obviously relieved a lot.

"As we all know, an excellent person is mostly well-educated." The microphone was placed next to Father Chen's mouth, and the head of the station turned to the camera and asked, "Excuse me, Chen Dongfeng is such an excellent student, how did you educate him?"

"I haven't educated much." With his stomach straightened, Father Chen waved his hands: "I think targeted corrections are the result of education. Precepts and deeds are the right way. As for me... I don't usually guide him much. Just let him learn from me in everything. Slowly, he will become better."

The audience: "..."

Holding the microphone in his hand, the director inexplicably saw Chen Dongfeng's figure vaguely on Father Chen's body.

When I first interviewed Chen Dongfeng, the other party had this "temperament".

"Sure enough." The director nodded sincerely: "Student Dongfeng, I have learned a lot from you."

"Haha, so-so." Father Chen was satisfied.

"Then, at this moment, in front of thousands of viewers, do you have anything in your heart to say to Chen Dongfeng?"

After the director finished speaking, the background piano sound suddenly appeared on the TV screen.

Life highlights + memories of the past can be regarded as a fixed combination.

At this time of year, the interviewees are almost sensational.Under the post-adjustment of the TV station, drive the atmosphere.

Even some parents with acting talents on the wheel could even trick a wave of tears on the spot...

But Chen's father, apparently "find another way".

He walked forward slowly, closed his eyes for a while, opened them, looked around the audience, and said in an affectionate, soft, sharp, and domineering tone, "Ah! My son."

"My son, from the day you were born, the entire Luodan... the entire forest in Qingcheng has been whispering this name: Chen Dongfeng."

"My child! I am proud to watch you grow up day by day and become the embodiment of justice."

"Remember, we have always ruled civilization with strength and wisdom."

"At the same time, I also know that you will use the powerful power I have given you carefully."

"But the real victory is the hope that inspires the people!"

"One day, my life will come to an end." Looking across the audience, Chen's father opened his arms and shouted: "And you, Chen Dongfeng! You will be crowned king!"

"..." The director was terrified.

"..." The director was at a loss.

"..." The dean was confused.

"..." The entire audience was dumbfounded...

……

"Your father..." On the big ring, Shi Zhenxian raised his head and stared blankly at the big screen: "Is your spirit alright?"

"Maybe a little bit." Chen Dongfeng also looked at the big screen, hesitating: "But I don't know very well."

Shi Zhenxian: "...I don't want to hear your father nagging, let's fight quickly."

"That's what I mean." Chen Dongfeng nodded, stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers: "Come and fight."

"If you insist on this." Shi Zhenxian narrowed his eyes, sat on the toilet and raised his legs: "Then I, Shi, will really stay with me to the end!"

Chen Dongfeng's face was as cold as ice, and he stood up abruptly.

Shi Zhenxian also got up immediately.

Seeing the other party standing up, Chen Dongfeng sat down instantly.

Shi Zhenxian also sat down.

Chen Dongfeng: "..."

Shi Zhenxian: "..."

Chen Dongfeng: "You're not finished, are you?"

"I'm just using my own way to deal with this person's body."

"...Yes. Excellent. Awesome." With a sneer for a moment, Chen Dongfeng suddenly lifted the toilet and moved towards Shi Zhenxian step by step in a half-squatting position.

The director team at the scene saw that there was movement in the ring, and immediately cut the screen back to the arena.

"Papa papa papa—"

Soon, Chen Dongfeng approached Shi Zhenxian.

One male and one female.

One left and one right.

In the midst of all the attention, the two were sitting on the same toilet seat, facing each other, staring at each other, and were silent.

"……Come"

After a while, Chen Dongfeng opened his mouth, tilted his head, and pointed to his own head: "Hit. Hit here."

"Come on!" Shi Zhenxian was furious, and he tilted his head and pointed at his own head: "Hit! Hard!"

"Come on!" Chen Dongfeng spread his legs vigorously, "Aim here! Slam!"

"Come on!" Shi Zhenxian opened his arms and raised his chest: "Kick hard!"

"...What the hell!" Under the stage, the assistant examiner was about to cry: "It's a good martial arts test, why is it so much fun (Note 1)."

Examiner: "..."

At this moment, Chen Dongfeng was very angry.

Finally, I had a chance to show my strength on the stage with "real swords and guns".

But Shi Zhenxian, the "***", didn't give him this chance at all...

Shi Zhenxian was also very angry at this time.

Knowing that Chen Dongfeng was not good at actual combat, she thought that the opportunity to become famous was close at hand.

But this Chen Dongfeng has to make her victorious...

"You are the most annoying person I have ever seen." Chen Dongfeng said coldly.

"You are also the most disgusting person I have ever seen." Shi Zhenxian replied.

"I'm here to let you fight casually, what else do you want?"

"You don't need to be humble! Stand up and fight if you have the ability."

"...Okay!" Chen Dongfeng was furious, and turned his head to look at the chief examiner in the audience: "I'm exhausted today! Who, junior officer, let other candidates fight in another arena."

Examiner: "...Student Chen Dongfeng, in fact, you can just push her off with a punch. The medical team is already in place."

"No!" Chen Dongfeng waved his hand: "Today, I, Chen, just don't fight back, let her take the initiative!"

"I am against someone, so I won't fight!"

"Okay, then hold on."

"Stand up, stay up."

Walking up the ring, the examiner glanced at the time on his watch and said in a deep voice: "The momentary conflict of emotions is understandable. As the favored sons of heaven and the mainstay of the martial arts world in the future, it is understandable that you enjoy some privileges. But... don't Too much. The central main arena, as the most important venue for the martial arts test, cannot be occupied by the two of you all the time."

"Then what do you say?" Chen Dongfeng asked.

"That's it." Looking at the wrist time again, the chief examiner ordered: "The group arena competition of other candidates will be held on stage 2 for the time being. And you can only stand in a stalemate for three hours."

"That's fine." The assistant examiner stepped forward and nodded: "After three hours, all the group arena matches will be over. Don't delay the next series of champion matches."

"But if the two hours are up, and you are still frozen here..." The chief examiner squinted: "Then both of you will be eliminated."

"it is good!"

Chen Dongfeng slapped his thigh and looked at Shi Zhenxian: "Three hours, can you hold it?"

"I can last three days."

"Then what if... add my sister?"

Shi Zhenxian: "???"

……

(ps: Big play, a gangster in Tianjin. Deter opponents by means of self-torture. Relying on the constraints of the law, fight against evil.)
(End of this chapter)