Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 188 Indestructible ([-] in [-])

Two hours after the news was broadcast, the news channel issued an apology letter, the main content of which was that the news agency reported the content of the monster without ascertaining the facts of the matter and caused panic in the society. The news agency apologized to the general public.Although the news agency has stated that the content of their report is not true, it is the projection projected by young people in the wild that caused misunderstandings by others, but it does not prevent the chatting of the three aunts and six wives.

"Did you read the monster news last night?"

"Look, it is said that the location where the monster appeared is not far from the capital."

"The news agency sent an apology letter saying it was fake. Why are you still talking about this matter?"

"My son said it was true. After the news was released, someone on the Internet went to the place where the monster appeared, saying that the grass there was dry like the news broadcast, and there was still liquid from the monster's saliva, which was very smelly, and It is poisonous, and people who went there felt sick immediately when they smelled it, and they dared not approach it again, but when they went back, they vomited and vomited, and were finally admitted to the hospital.”

"So the monsters are real?"

"Impossible? Such a big monster can't hide at all. As long as it comes out, it will be discovered. How could there be no news at all until now?"

"Xiao Hei, what do you think?"

The three aunts and the six wives looked at each other in silence: "Xiao Hei, your family is a Taoist priest, did he see the news, did he say that it was transformed by a monster?"

Facing the superstitious mothers-in-law and aunts who like to discuss right and wrong and are superstitious, Black and White feels helpless. She lied to them and said: "My husband said that the news is fake, and that it was deliberately created by others in order to become famous. He also said that even if there are demons in the world, it is impossible. With such a big monster, don’t worry about it.”

Aunt Gao patted her chest and said, "That's good, if there are such big monsters in the world, we humans will be miserable."

Aunt Liu gave her an angry look: "You are just worrying about it. If there is such a big monster in the world, the country will solve it for us. Besides, the technology is so advanced now that before the monster can do evil, a cannonball can destroy it."

Black and white heart said, can't be extinguished
She didn't want to continue this topic, and said, "You guys talk, I have to buy vegetables and hurry back to cook."

"Okay, Xiao Hei, you go slowly."

After the three aunts and six wives waited for Black and White to leave, they changed another topic to chat.

Aunt Wu looked at Hei Hei who was far away, and said in a low voice, "Is Xiao Hei's Taoist temple really corrupt?"

Aunt Gao said: "The Yin-Yang Temple is Xiao Hei's private Taoist temple left by her husband's ancestors. As long as the country pays enough taxes, there is no corruption. Besides, the state personnel have issued announcements on the Internet to prove that the Yin-Yang Temple is innocent. They You can't lie to us little people, can you?"

"What about the car worth nearly [-] million yuan?"

"Didn't it be said on the Internet? They have another source of income, the money they make from privately doing expensive medicinal materials business."

"You see Xiao Hei is dressed so plainly, she has to bargain with others when buying vegetables, and she has to cook for herself after returning home. It really doesn't look like she is a rich man's wife."

Aunt Wu said sourly: "She was pretending to be poor, for fear that we would flatter her."

Aunt Gao was very upset when she heard this, and she said with a downcast face: "Xiao Hei is just being frugal, but she has never cried poor in front of us, and she has never shown off how rich her family is." Money, why did she pretend to be poor?"

Aunt Wu smiled awkwardly: "I'm just talking, don't tell Xiao Hei this."

Aunt Liu said: "The little black man is very good. Last time I heard that my little grandson has a high fever and can't take medicine and injections, so she specially sent a health charm drawn by her lover. Hey, don't tell me , This talisman is really effective, I just put the talisman into my little grandson's arms and within 15 minutes, the fever subsided."

Aunt Wu didn't quite believe it: "Is it true? Is it so effective?"

"Can you still lie to me about this?"

Aunt Wu moved her mouth, but did not say the following words.

Aunt Liu knew what she wanted to say at a glance, and said angrily, "You don't think I took Xiao Hei's money to advertise for her, do you?"

Aunt Wu smiled awkwardly.

"Her talisman is really effective." Aunt Huang, who came to buy vegetables with Aunt Wu, said, "Didn't I say last week that my wife has been coughing all the time, and how many injections and medicines I have taken in the hospital can't get better." , Didn’t I say that my wife coughed up blood in the sputum in the morning when I was shopping for vegetables yesterday morning?”

Of course, Aunt Wu remembered what was said yesterday, and she asked curiously, "What happened next?"

"Later, I met Xiao Hei on the way home. After Xiao Hei heard about me, he took me to the Yin Yang Temple and gave her husband a health talisman for me. Hei is too superstitious, but the talisman was given by Xiao Hei. He is so sincere, so I can’t just throw it away, right? When I got home and saw my lover came back from the hospital with an injection, he was still coughing badly. Live horse doctor, anyway, the talisman is on your body, it doesn’t get in the way, and you don’t need to eat it, for fear of eating it, you put the talisman in my lover’s trouser pocket, and guess what happened later?”

Aunt Wu asked, "It will be ready soon?"

"Of course it's not so fast, but I won't cough when I wake up after taking a nap."

Aunt Wu and Aunt Huang have been friends for many years. Knowing that Aunt Huang would not lie to her, she said in surprise, "This is too amazing."

"My wife and I also think it's amazing. I wanted to invite Xiao Hei and her husband to dinner at home today, but just now, she seemed to have something to do and didn't say anything. I will invite them to dinner when she is free."

Aunt Wu asked: "Can their health charms cure cancer? One of my relatives has advanced liver cancer. I don't know if their health charms are effective."

"At that time, Xiao Hei only said that it would treat minor illnesses and pains. A serious illness like this should not be cured. Otherwise, why do you need a doctor? But I heard from the Taoist priests in her Taoist temple that their elixirs are more effective in curing diseases, but they are expensive. A elixir costs at least 10 yuan, and one with better effects costs a million, or even tens of millions."

Aunt Wu was speechless: "It's so expensive, what if it can't be cured?"

"They see a doctor first, and after making sure the disease can be cured, they prescribe elixir to the patient, so there is no need to worry about them charging money randomly."

"Auntie." The middle-aged man selling vegetables next to them heard what they said, and asked curiously: "Is the talisman of the Yin-Yang concept really so effective? Can it really cure minor illnesses and pains?"

Aunt Huang looked back and saw that it was Lao Zhou, the owner of the small vegetable stall where she often bought vegetables. She smiled and said, "It's not up to me whether it works or not. You have to test it yourself. If you don’t see it well, you can ask for a talisman and go back and try it. Anyway, their talisman is not expensive, and it only costs 100 yuan for a talisman. If it can be cured, it is a good thing. That's it."

Aunt Gao asked Lao Zhou: "Old Zhou, is someone in your family sick?"

Old Zhou sighed: "It's not my youngest son. He always complained of dizziness some time ago. My wife and I took him to see Chinese and Western medicine. He still felt dizzy after taking a lot of medicine, and the examination couldn't find the problem. Now even the doctor can't help it." It’s not broken, and it’s said that my youngest son’s illness is caused by psychological effects. My wife and I are in a hurry, and we don’t know who to turn to to treat the child’s illness, so after hearing what you said just now, I thought about whether to try it.”

"No wonder I haven't seen your wife recently, I thought your wife had returned to her mother's house."

Aunt Huang said: "Then you go to Yinyang Temple and try it."

"I'll close the stall and go over there."

At 06:30 in the afternoon, when Lao Zhou's vegetables were almost sold out, he hurriedly closed the stall and rode a motorcycle to Yinyang Temple.

At this time, the Yin Yang Temple was about to close, so no one was guarding the gate, and the inside of the temple was deserted.The Taoist priests eat in the backyard, so no one guards the front yard.

Lao Zhou walked around in the temple, and finally saw a large group of Taoist priests wearing different Taoist uniforms at the gate of the backyard. He was overjoyed and hurried over, but before he could ask, he heard a Taoist priest shout: "Bai Guanzhu, we will no longer be apprentices, nor will we learn how to grow medicine from you, as long as you sell me the medicine, you will be satisfied."

"I also want to buy medicine." Other Taoist priests also shouted, "I will pay 15 billion for Baifengcao..."

"I will pay 9 million to buy peony pearls."

"I offered 10 billion to buy Shangzi..."

Old Zhou walked over curiously, and asked an old Taoist priest, "Old Taoist, what are you doing?"

"We are buying medicine." After the old Taoist replied, he shouted to the backyard: "I will pay 9 million to buy Mo Jingzhi."

Old Zhou asked in a daze: "9 million to buy Mo Jingzhi? 9 million? Ming coins?"

Still talking about the currency of other countries, such as the money of country P, the P currency with a face value of 5000 million is only equivalent to five yuan of Dahua country, and 100 million is less than [-] yuan.

The old Taoist said, "How can we living people buy things with Ming coins?"

"Then the 9 million you said is..."

"Of course it's a soft girl coin."

Lao Zhou didn't take a breath all of a sudden, what medicine cost [-] million?Is this buying medicine or buying a pharmaceutical factory?
At this time, a young Taoist priest came out of the backyard and said, "Our master said, we don't sell medicine here, you have to buy medicine to trade with Tianmen sect."

"The Taoist priests of the Tianmen Sect have sold out their medicines, and the unsold medicines are very expensive. We don't have enough money to buy medicines."

"Why did Guanzhu Bai only sell the medicine to the Tianmen Sect? Wouldn't it be more profitable if we sold it directly to us?"

It seems that the Tianmen faction made a lot of money. In fact, the Tianmen faction made a lot of money at the beginning. It’s hard to say later, because the contract they signed with Fu Lu is that no matter how many medicines Fu Lu has, they will buy them all. However, not all the medicines bought by the Tianmen faction could be sold. As a result, the Tianmen faction did not make much money.

"I'm only responsible for conveying the words of the master, and I don't know the rest." The Taoist priest of Yinyang Temple saw an ordinary person standing behind the Taoist priests, and walked up to Lao Zhou with a smile: "I don't know why this believer came to Yinyang Temple so late? "

Lao Zhou came back to his senses: "Oh, I'm here to ask for a health talisman."

The Taoist priest of the Yin-Yang Temple asked, "I don't know who I am praying for, and why I am praying for it."

Lao Zhou told him about his child's physical condition: "So I want to ask Zhang Fu to go back to the child."

The Taoist priest of Yin Yang Temple nodded and took out a health talisman from his sleeve and gave it to him: "Put it on the child, and the child's health will definitely improve tomorrow."

Lao Zhou hurriedly thanked him, gave the Taoist priest 100 yuan, and left the Yin-Yang Temple and returned home. Seeing his wife looking worried at the sleeping child, he knew that going to the doctor today would not have any effect, but he still asked with concern: " How is the baby today?"

Aunt Zhou rubbed her tired face, sighed, "It's still the same, dizzy and can't eat, and the doctor can't help."

She looked up at Lao Zhou: "Why did you come back so late today?"

Looking at the child's thin face, Lao Zhou said distressedly: "I heard that the talisman of the Yin-Yang Temple is very effective. After closing the stall, I went to the Taoist Temple to ask for a talisman."

"The view of Yin and Yang? Isn't that the Taoist view of liars?" Mrs. Zhou frowned in disbelief: "How much is the talisman you asked for? Does it cost several thousand?"

"Just 100 yuan."

Sister-in-law Zhou was stunned, unable to believe it: "It's only 100 yuan?"

"That's right, it's only 100 yuan. I thought it would be a good thing for us if it worked. If it didn't work, it would be a loss of 100 yuan. It's not much for us, right?"

Mrs. Zhou nodded.

Lao Zhou stuffed the health talisman into the child's arms: "The Taoist said that the child's health will improve tomorrow, so we'll wait overnight. If he still doesn't feel well tomorrow, we'll go to the doctor again."

"Ah."

Mrs. Zhou got up and went to the kitchen to bring out the dishes.

The two ate, showered, and went to bed.

In the middle of the night, when they were asleep, they heard a bang and bang outside, and they quickly opened their eyes.

Mrs. Zhou asked nervously, "Is it a thief?"

"I'll go and have a look." Lao Zhou picked up the stick in the room and quietly opened the door, only to see light coming from the kitchen.

He walked cautiously to the door of the kitchen, and saw a small figure looking for something to eat in front of the refrigerator. Who else could that person be if he wasn't his youngest son.

"Pengpeng?" Old Zhou Yi was stunned, and walked over quickly. Seeing his youngest son's bright eyes and his energetic appearance, he said happily, "Aren't you dizzy anymore?"

Zhou Peng, who was only six years old, shook his head, touched Guguxiang's belly and said, "Dad, I'm hungry."

"It's good to be hungry, it's good to be hungry, knowing that you're hungry means you're good."

Before, Zhou Peng was so dizzy that he didn't want to eat. He fell asleep after eating a few mouthfuls of food every day. He usually relied on nutritional injections to supplement his body. Now that he knew he was hungry, it meant that he was in good health.

Lao Zhou hurriedly called his wife out: "My son is hungry, quickly serve him a bowl of noodles."

Mrs. Zhou was very happy when she learned that the child was in good health, and immediately cooked a big bowl of noodles for the child.

Seeing the child eating noodles, the couple had an idea at the same time: the health charm is really effective
Early the next morning, Lao Zhou went to the vegetable market to open a stall and met Aunt Huang and the others who came to buy vegetables. He immediately grabbed a few handfuls of vegetables and stuffed them with them.

Aunt Huang and the others were flattered: "Old Zhou, what are you doing?"

Lao Zhou smiled and said: "Of course I thank you, if you said that the talisman of Yin-Yang concept is effective, I would not ask for a health talisman."

Aunt Wu asked curiously: "So your youngest son is cured?"

"Okay, okay, it will be fine at three o'clock in the morning. I get up in the middle of the night and run to find food by myself. My wife said that I will stay at home with the child for a day today. If the child is fine, I will go to school tomorrow. The child has asked for so many days. False, I don’t know if I can keep up with my studies.”

"The child is in good health, the rest is trivial." Aunt Huang was happy for Lao Zhou.

"Thank you all."

The owners of other vegetable stalls asked: "Old Zhou, is your child really cured?"

"Can I lie to you?"

The owners of other vegetable stalls asked again, "Fu Zhi's done?"

"That's right, it's not like you don't know that I closed the stall half an hour early last night just to go to the Yin Yang Temple to ask for amulets. At that time, the Taoist promised me that the child would be fine tomorrow, and it really is."

The owners of the vegetable stalls near Lao Zhou's vegetable stalls all know about Lao Zhou's family. Recently, Lao Zhou has been frowning all day because of his child's affairs. Seeing him smiling so happily today shows that the child's health is really good.

Everyone is happy for him.

"I heard that the safety talisman of Yin Yang Temple is also very effective. When the stall closes in the evening, I will ask for a talisman to try."

"There are not many people shopping for vegetables during the lunch break, so you can take this time to ask for a talisman, and the Yin Yang Temple is not far from us, and it only takes about 10 minutes to ride a small electric donkey."

"Since it's so effective, I'm going to ask for a safety talisman. Anyway, 100 yuan is not expensive, so I should ask for peace of mind."

In less than two hours, the story of the talisman of Yin Yang Temple spread quickly in the vegetable market. Everyone was selling vegetables while chatting, and then spread the word to ten, ten to hundreds, one to one, and even some The booth was three meters away and they couldn't stop their gossip. Everyone shouted at each other, and many customers heard their conversations.After they got home, they told their family members and neighbors the anecdotes they had heard in the vegetable market.Through their word of mouth, almost all the residents in and around the vegetable market have heard about the concept of Yin and Yang.

In the afternoon, a large group of people came to Yinyang Temple to ask for talismans, and the [-] talismans were sold out quickly. Bai Taiji and his six apprentices hurriedly drew another thousand peace talismans and one thousand health talismans. symbol.

I thought that the two thousand talismans would be sold for a month, but I didn't expect that before noon the next day, all the two thousand talismans were sold, and thousands of customers ordered talismans in advance, and more and more people came to offer incense. many.

Bai Taiji and his six apprentices wondered that recently, although the number of people who came to offer incense was much less than before, the number of people who came to ask for talismans was more than before. began to spread.

After Bai Taiji knew it, he smiled heartily: "It turns out that it was good luck brought in vain."

Black and white sometimes has bad luck, and sometimes luck is particularly good, just like the matter of giving amulets. If it weren't for her, the Yin-Yang Temple hadn't regained its popularity so quickly, and because of this incident, the reputation of the Yin-Yang Temple has become bigger and bigger. When people hear the news, they come to Yinyang Temple to offer incense.

Black and White did not expect that his small act would bring so many believers to the Yin-Yang Temple. It seems that there is hope for the Yin-Yang Temple to restore its former bustling in a short time.

(End of this chapter)