Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 189 IQ (Two in One)

The talismans bought from Yinyang Temple are very effective. More and more people come to Yinyang Temple to offer incense. Some are from the capital, and some come from all over the country. Much more than before.

Seeing that the incense of the Yin-Yang Temple was getting more and more prosperous, Fu Lu tapped his fingertips on the armrest of the chair, and after a while he said to Bai Taiji: "It's time to recruit disciples and strengthen the Yin-Yang Temple."

"Ah?" Bai Taiji, who was choosing a kindergarten for Bai Yinyang with Black and White, was stunned: "Accept apprentices? You mean that I should accept all the Taoist priests at the backyard gate as apprentices?"

"We don't accept people who have sects and have worshiped teachers."

Bai Taiji nodded: "How many people do you plan to accept?"

"The more the better." Fu Lu wants to restore the popularity of Yin-Yang concept 2000 years ago.

"The more the better?" Bai Taiji said in difficulty: "The dormitory in Guanli is too old to live in. If we accept people now, we have no place for them to live."

Fu Lu simply said: "Rebuild."

"Yes, I plan to build a dormitory with more than 500 floors, and expand it from a dormitory that can only accommodate [-] people to a building that can accommodate tens of thousands of people. However, it takes time to build a building. We still have no place for apprentices to live in now."

Fu Lu thought of this early: "You can take in the disciples, and then teach online, let them practice at home, and let them come after the dormitory is built."

Bai Taiji couldn't help laughing: "You didn't know how to use a mobile phone before, but now you know how to teach online."

Fu Lu gave him a cool look.

Bai Taiji quickly put away his smile: "After lunch, I'll start doing this right away."

Black and white asked: "You said you want to build a building that can accommodate tens of thousands of disciples, so can you accept tens of thousands of disciples?"

Bai Taiji is very confident: "With Lulu here, it will definitely be possible."

Black and White: "..."

Fu Lu glanced at the kindergarten information in their hands, and said softly: "Choose a private school in the world."

Bai Taiji asked: "Are you talking about letting Yin Yang go to the kindergarten in the world's private schools?"

"Ah."

"Okay, let's go to this kindergarten." Heihei happily patted the table and decided: "In the future, Yinyang can go to and from school with Lulu."

Bai Taiji was speechless: "Didn't you say that private schools are not good? You also said that you will never choose a private school in the future. Why do you change your words once it is related to Lulu?"

He had always preferred private schools, but black and white said he didn't like it, so he kept picking and choosing a school that he was not satisfied with.

Black and white gave him an angry look: "Didn't we have no money before? Private schools are so expensive, what can I say? Now that we have more money, of course it's different."

Bai Taiji: "..."

He used to live frugally in order to buy magic tools, and he didn't have much money on hand, so he was very grateful to Black and White for being so considerate and considerate of him.

Black and White embraced Bai Yinyang: "Aren't you happy to study with Lulu in the future?"

Bai Yinyang giggled and said, "Happy, I'm going to school by Lulu's car."

"You have a good idea." Bai Taiji rubbed his little head: "Lulu doesn't start class until ten o'clock, so you can't go to school with her so late."

Bai Yinyang asked: "How about after school?"

Black and white smiled and said: "Yes, after you finish school, go to her class to find her, or she will pick you up."

There is only half an hour difference between the kindergarten and the special classes. As long as Bai Yinyang is willing to wait for Fu Lu, he can go home with Fu Lu.

Bai Yinyang slid down from Black and White and threw herself into Fu Lu's arms: "Lu Lu, I'll pick you up after class, you have to wait for me."

Bai Taiji couldn't help pouring cold water on his son: "You are in a kindergarten, if no one picks you up, you can't leave the kindergarten."

Bai Yinyang didn't care and said: "I have recently practiced light kung fu with some success, and I can fly out of the wall to meet Lulu."

Bai Taiji clutched his heart-stuck chest, was it luck or misfortune to give birth to a smart and capable son?

"You obediently stay in the kindergarten and wait for Lulu to pick you up."

Bai Yinyang retorted with a small face: "As a man, how can he let a lady pick him up? It's not enough for a man."

Black and white chuckled.

Bai Taiji said angrily, "A brat doesn't need a gentleman."

The child is really obedient when he is obedient, but it is also a headache when the cow gets up.

Bai Yinyang pouted: "I'm a little man, not a brat."

Hei, who was preparing for the opening promotion, was amused by him.

Fu Lu felt that the teacher must not be able to control Bai Yinyang, so he said: "Wait for you to pick me up."

Bai Yinyang seriously ordered: "Then you have to obediently wait for me in the classroom and don't run around, or I won't be able to find you."

Bai Taiji scoffed: "I'm the one who said that."

Fu Lu hummed again.

"Alas—" Black and White suddenly sighed.

Bai Taiji looked at her: "Didn't you be very happy just now? Why did you sigh so well?"

Black and White frowned: "Yin Yang has reached the age of kindergarten, so why not Liang Yi, but he and Dad are still in the mountains and can't come out, it hurts to think about it."

Bai Taiji put away his smile, frowned and remained silent.

The atmosphere in the hall dropped.

Seeing that the adults didn't speak, Bai Yinyang looked at them for no reason.

Hei heard about Bai Liangyi: "Have you not thought of a solution yet?"

Bai Taiji and Black and White do not speak.

Fu Lu lowered his eyes and thought for a while and said, "Go and give Yin Yang an intelligence test."

Bai Taiji was puzzled: "Why did you do this?"

Fu Lu said: "The IQs of the young students in our class are all above 150. Although they are only a few years old, their thoughts are already similar to those of young adults, or even close to adults. He will understand everything he says, and he will be responsible for what he says.”

She saw that Bai Yinyang's usual performance was smarter than ordinary children, and smarter than children of the same age. Bai Yinyang's IQ should not be low.

"This..." Bai Taiji and Black and White understood what she meant, but the child was still young after all, and always felt that it was unfair to Bai Yinyang.

Black and white thought for a while: "Do a test for Yin and Yang first, and talk about other things later.

"En." Seeing that it was still early, Bai Taiji got up and said, "Let's go and give him a test now."

"it is good."

They left, and Chen Jungong walked into the hall and said: "Junior Sister, I just saw in the Xuanmen group that more and more Xuanshi died from being sucked, and the number is increasing day by day. Recently, many mysterious masters have disappeared, and I guess it has something to do with the eclipsing beast you mentioned earlier, and now the entire Xuanmen is in a panic, and the special management department has also reduced the number of missions, and tried to go out as little as possible at night."

Fu Lu listened quietly and didn't speak, but his eyes were empty, as if he was thinking about something.

In recent days, Lianzheng has been catching the Celestial Beast, but the Celestial Beast is very smart. After staying in this city for a day, he eats a few mysterious masters in Taoist temples and then runs away, and then goes to Taoist temples in other cities to eat a few more The mysterious master ran away again, and sometimes even slipped away without eating the mysterious master, and used a magic weapon to hide his tracks, and did not give Lian Zheng a chance to catch it.

Lianzheng gave up the pursuit after several times in a row, and then made another plan.

At noon, Bai Taiji and the others came back from the hospital to inform everyone of Bai Yinyang's test results. His IQ was as high as 200 or more. Except for Fu Lu who was used to gifted children, everyone was shocked.

Wan Chaosheng murmured: "What is the concept of an IQ of [-]? How smart does it take to reach [-]?"

Li Lizao said: "No wonder the younger brother speaks fluently at such a young age, enunciates clearly, expresses powerfully, learns Taoism several times faster than us, and is better at divination than us. It turns out that all of these are due to his high IQ, It’s so fast when you have a good comprehension ability.”

Zhang Yibing said with a smile: "I always knew that Junior Brother was very smart, but I didn't know he was so smart."

"Hehe—" Bai Taiji smirked: "I never thought my son would be so smart."

Hei Hei gave him a supercilious look while being happy.

Bai Yinyang lay on Bai Taiji's lap and asked, "Father, can I go to kindergarten?"

Bai Taiji said happily: "Yes, I will sign up for you in the afternoon."

Black and white asked: "It's going to be a holiday in two months, can I still sign up?"

"Yes, as long as you have the money." Bai Taiji handled the affairs very neatly. He signed up Bai Yinyang that afternoon, and sent the child to the kindergarten with Fu Lu the next day.

Not to mention how happy Bai Yinyang was, she introduced herself very consciously as soon as she entered the classroom, and even performed a set of boxing and kicking kung fu for the students. Within 10 minutes, she got into a ball with other children.

This is the first time that a kindergarten teacher has encountered a child who does not cry or make trouble, and treats the kindergarten as his own home. If every child can take good care of each child like Bai Yinyang, the kindergarten teacher's job will definitely be much easier.

Just when the teachers in the kindergarten thought that Bai Yinyang was very good, Bai Yinyang disappeared. They searched the entire kindergarten but could not find any trace of Bai Yinyang, and they checked the kindergarten's surveillance system, but they did not see him either.

The teacher called Bai Taiji while calling the police.

Bai Taiji saw that the call was from the kindergarten teacher, and then checked that the time was past 04:30 in the afternoon, so he knew the purpose of the teacher's call.

He picked up the phone and asked, "The child is missing, right?"

The teacher, who was anxious to speak just now, heard Bai Taiji's words, and the words in his mouth were choked in his throat: "How do you know this? You picked up the child?"

"No." Bai Taiji reassured the teacher: "You don't have to worry too much, he didn't get lost, he went to pick up her sister from get out of class, if you are worried, you can check the monitoring of the special class, you will see him. "

"To pick up his sister?" The teacher dubiously asked the security guard to check the surveillance of the special class, and sure enough, he saw a little milk bag running to the site of the special class.

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time was very puzzled: "Why is there no record of him leaving in the kindergarten's surveillance?"

Bai Taiji said: "He walked in a blind spot of the surveillance, of course you can't find any record of his leaving in the surveillance."

The teacher was dumbfounded: "Walk in the dead corner of monitoring?"

Does a little baby over two years old know what is a surveillance blind spot?How did the child avoid it?
The teacher suspected that what he accepted today was not a two-year-old child, but a special soldier.

She recovered and asked, "Mr. Bai, what is your child's IQ?"

Bai Taiji proudly said: "More than two hundred."

teacher:"……"

The culprit who made the whole kindergarten run around in a hurry didn't know that everyone had already called the police because he was so anxious. At this time, he was happily running to the door of the studio where Fu Lu was studying, and then stood at the door very gentlemanly waiting for Fu Lu to finish class.

Soon, the get out of class bell rang.

Seeing someone coming out of the studio, Bai Yinyang immediately shouted excitedly: "Lulu, I'm here to pick you up."

Baili Xiao, who was concentrating on practicing calligraphy, reprimanded in a deep voice: "Don't make noise in the classroom."

"Oh." Bai Yinyang whispered in a mosquito-like voice, "Lulu, I'm here to pick you up."

Baili Xiao: "..."

Fu Lu put down her pen, picked up her bag and walked out of the classroom.

Bai Yinyang immediately raised her hand: "Lulu, I saw on TV that the parents who came to pick up their children from get out of class would take their children to eat snacks nearby when they picked them up. I'm here to pick up Lulu today, so I can't be wronged Lulu, Lulu likes to eat cakes, I will take Lulu to eat cakes, okay?"

Fu Lu: "..."

Who is whose parent?

But when she heard that there was cake to eat, she didn't even want to agree.

They left the school in the car driven by Beitangyu, and found a cake shop on the street outside the school.

Bai Yinyang walked into the cake shop and said very generously: "Just order whatever you want, and I will pay for it."

The clerks in the store were amused by his childish words: "Miss, your children are so cute."

Fu Lu looked at Bai Yinyang who was lying on the glass cabinet, drooling at the cake inside, and said yes, this little thing is really cute.

The two ordered several different cakes before finding a place to sit down. While eating cakes and drinking milk tea, they looked at the passing vehicles outside the window. It wasn't until Hei Hei called to inquire that the sky outside had already darkened.

It's getting colder now, so it gets dark faster.

Bai Yinyang took out the small wallet that Black and White gave him to pay the bill and left, then took Fu Lu's hand and got into Beitangyu's car: "Lu Lu, I will bring you to eat cake tomorrow."

Bailishang said: "It's not peaceful recently, it's better to go home early."

If it wasn't for Bai Yinyang's first day in kindergarten that spoiled his interest, otherwise he would have said this long ago.

Bai Yinyang also knew what happened recently, so she nodded obediently.

Fu Lu didn't really care. It would be best if she didn't meet the Celestial Beast and the Demon Man. If she did, she wouldn't be afraid. She never thought of avoiding them.

Bei Tangyu drove the car back to the alley behind Yin Yang Temple.

The alley is dimly lit, only three street lights at the end of the alley and in the middle of the alley are illuminated. However, the road in the alley is very long, so there is a section of the road between the street lights that is a bit dark, and no one wants to walk in the alley at night.

The more Beitangyu drove into the alley, the colder he felt, he couldn't sit still and move his body: "Do you feel cold?"

The sleeping Bai Yinyang shrank her body towards Fu Lu.

Fu Lu moved his eyelids and remained silent.

Baili Shang didn't answer him either, but looked straight ahead and asked, "What do you think is that?"

(End of this chapter)