Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 327 Your fart stinks
"What are you doing?" Wu Xiang's tone was listless, as if he didn't want to speak.

Lianzheng let go of his hand and let it stand by itself: "Since Lulu apologized to the gods on your behalf, you are abnormal and don't talk much. Don't you want Lulu to apologize for you?"

Wu Xiang flew up and lay down in front of Lian Zheng in a prone position: "No."

"what is that?"

Wuxiang is not a coy person, he said generously: "I used to cause troubles a lot, but no one stood in front of me to clean up the mess for me, apologize to the gods for me, even the sun god who always wanted to make a contract with me didn't do it." I’ve been through such a thing. Today, my little boy did this, which made me both happy and sad. I’m glad that I’m protected by someone who is still the master of my contract. I won’t be wronged if I follow her. But looking at It's hard for the little one to put down his posture and apologize to them, the ancient gods are not my opponents at all, they will be fine with me no matter what, at worst they seal me like before."

Lian Zheng couldn't help laughing: "You know it's uncomfortable even if you're a wit? Do you have the emotions and desires of a human being?"

His spirit tools are as expressionless as robots, and the answers to him are also very mechanical, without any emotion.

"I am not an ordinary weapon spirit. Of course, I also have emotions and desires. Don't forget that I was born after tens of thousands of years of spiritual nourishment just like the ancient gods, but the ancient gods are different from me. Tens of thousands of years of thunder, fire, and snow, etc. have tempered me so that I am invulnerable today, which is why they can't touch me." Thinking of the days to come, Wu Xiang couldn't help sighing: "Today, the little one has already made it public. Promise to the gods to restrain me and not let me make mistakes, in order not to let the little heart wipe my ass, I will not be able to moles the little beauty in the future, so sad."

Lianzheng smiled even more: "What's so sad about this?"

"You don't know how painful it is when you can't moles the little beauty, and naturally you don't know the pain in my heart." Wu Xiang sighed: "I want to be quiet now."

Lian Zheng asked: "If I can let you molested the little beauty without Lulu wiping your ass, and without the ancient gods coming to trouble you, would you do me a favor?"

Wu Xiang suddenly regained his energy, and with a whimper, he straightened up and said excitedly: "You really have a way?"

Lianzheng nodded: "Yes, I have a solution, it depends on whether you are willing to help me."

"What are you busy with?"

"Don't let men who plot against Lulu get close to Lulu."

Wuxiang is not a human being now, so he can't roll his eyes, otherwise he will definitely give Lianzheng a roll of his eyes: "Hey, I thought it was a big deal, even if you don't confess to this, I will do it. Besides, you are so smart, who has malicious intentions, She can see through it at a glance, so you don't have to worry about it."

Lian Zheng shook his head: "People's hearts are unpredictable, and she may not be able to see through some things."

The sun god is so powerful that even an ancient god can be counted by the emperor of heaven, there is no guarantee that no one will count against Fu Lu.

"Okay, I promise you, don't let men get close to you." Wuxiang snorted coldly: "If Lulu didn't know you first, I wouldn't let you get close to you. I promise you, you can now Did you tell me your method?"

Lianzheng took out a sketch, which showed a very beautiful man.

Wu Xiang felt that the man on the picture was very familiar: "Why do I seem to have seen him somewhere?"

Lianzheng chuckled: "This is a synthetic image of the outline and facial features you picked out from a model magazine. I specially asked a professional to draw it out. Do you like it?"

He went down to see his family two days ago, and Lian Xin inadvertently told him about the shapeless transformation.And because the model magazine was formless, Li Lizao and the others didn't dare to throw it away, so they still kept it in Yin Yang.He borrowed the magazine and asked professionals to draw portraits and took them to the fairyland.

"Of course I like it. As expected of me, my eyesight is really good, and the composite portrait is handsome." Wuxiang looked at the portrait happily and said, "I must be careful to turn me into this."

Lianzheng rolled up the portrait, and then used his power to send the portrait out.

Wuxiang asked anxiously: "Smelly man, where are you going to send my portrait?"

"Don't worry, you'll know later."

Soon, the staff in front of him made a 'bang' sound and turned into a human form.

"Huh? How did I become a human? Be careful?" Wu Xiang looked down at himself with arms and legs, worried that Fu Lu hadn't changed it back to what it was before, so he quickly took out a mirror to take a look.A handsome face that was exactly the same as the portrait appeared in the mirror, and he was pleasantly surprised: "Isn't this what I want to be? How did I become like this? Little boy made me like this?"

Lianzheng smiled and said: "I just gave the portrait to Lulu, and asked her to turn you into the portrait."

Wu Xiang liked the self in the mirror very much. After taking pictures again and again, when he saw the same, he happily hugged Lian Zheng's shoulders: "Lian Zheng, you are really good, you will be my brother from now on, I will protect you , let no one hurt you."

Lianzheng smiled without saying a word.

He can also sort of understand Wuxiang's temperament, it is like a rebellious teenager, the more he opposes or hates what it does, the more he will do it.On the contrary, if you follow its will, it will treat you as a friend.

But what it does makes it difficult for people to follow its will, which leads to no one willing to be its friend, and it does not regard anyone as a friend.

Lianzheng took out a black card and handed it to him.

"What is this?" Wuxiang took the card and looked at it: "This seems to be a credit card from Mortal Realm?"

"This is a membership card, or a card that can make you feel happy. I'll take you to a place." Lian Zheng took the phaseless teleportation to the courtyard villa in the capital of Fanjie.Although no one lives here, people come to clean it every week, so it is kept very clean.

At this time, it was three o'clock in the afternoon in the mortal world.

Seeing that it was still early for Lian Zheng, he called Lu Qixian and asked him to find a stylist to come to the courtyard villa.

After Lu Qixian received the call, he also rushed to the courtyard villa. Seeing Lian Zheng sitting on the sofa, he was happy and complained: "A Zheng, where have you been all these years? Ask the second young master, he didn't even know where you've been."

Lianzheng joked: "I have been hiding on my private island for repairs all these years."

"Do you think I will believe what you say?" Lu Qixian sat down and noticed that he was still as young as a few years ago after not seeing Lianzheng for so many years, without any change, but crow's feet had grown in the corners of his eyes: "You really went to Qingxiu ?”

He heard that Qingxiu people are not easy to age, and now seeing the appearance of a clean government, he suddenly believed his words.

Lianzheng didn't answer his words, but asked, "Did I ask the person you are looking for to look for it?"

"I found it." Lu Qixian glanced at his watch: "It should be here soon."

As soon as he finished speaking, a large group of people came in, they were the stylists Lu Qixian had found.

Lian Zheng pointed to Wu Xiang who was sitting in the corner playing games: "Make him a shape."

"Yes." The stylist was very professional, and immediately placed their eaters in front of Wu Xiang in an orderly manner.

Wuxiang learned that the stylist was going to help him make up, so he obediently let them do the beauty for him.

Lu Qixian was curious: "Who is this guy?"

Lian Zheng saw nothing in his eyes, and spit out two words from his mouth: "ancestor."

Lu Qixian: "..."

Lian Zheng took out a bottle of medicine from the storage ring by pulling out his pocket and put it in front of Lu Qixian: "This is a pill that can strengthen your body. Eating it will be good for your body."

Lu Qixian picked up the bottle and looked at it: "There is no trademark and no product name, what kind of pill is this? It can't be fake, right?"

Lianzheng has already given him the medicine, as to whether to take it or not, that is his business.

Lu Qixian thought that there must be some reason for Lianzheng to maintain his youthful appearance after so many years, maybe it was related to the pills, he hesitated and asked: "Is this taken before meals or after meals?"

"Now eat."

"..." Lu Qixian opened the bottle cap and saw that there was only one pill in the bottle. He poured it out and put it in his mouth without even tasting the taste. It was like cotton candy, and it melted in his saliva.He was surprised: "It melted so quickly? No need to bite? No need to swallow? Uh... I seem to have a stomachache."

puff--

Lu Qixian couldn't help but let out a loud fart, and it was extremely smelly, spreading to every corner of the hall in an instant.

The stylists resisted the urge to cover their noses and continued to shape Wuxiang, but Wuxiang was not as polite as them: "Your farts stink."

The stylists didn't dare to offend the benefactor, so they could only hold back their smiles
Lu Qixian looked embarrassed: "Ah Zheng, is your medicine expired?"

Lianzheng smiled and said, "Hurry up and go to the Internet to solve your problem."

Lu Qixian couldn't hold back any longer, and rushed into the bathroom to relieve himself.

Sitting on the toilet, he almost doubted his life. If he hadn't kept pulling, he would have called an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

It was two hours after he finished pulling. Not only was the whole bathroom stinky, but his body also smelled particularly bad. There was also a pile of black dirt. It took him half an hour to wash himself off.Then he found that his mental state had all improved. The dark circles under his eyes from staying up late to work before were gone, and the bloodshot eyes and crow's feet were gone. Gloss, as if the whole person is 20 years old, and all functions have returned to their peak state.

He can be regarded as a person who has seen the world, and he knows that the changes in his body must be the effect of the pills given to him by Lianzheng.

After Lu Qixian was shocked, he quickly changed into the clothes that had been stored in the courtyard villa and came to the lobby. Seeing that the stylists were already finishing the work, he wisely didn't mention the pills: "Ah Zheng, where do you want to eat next? You order."

"Don't eat." Lian Zheng looked blankly: "I will take him somewhere later."

"Where?"

Lianzheng didn't explain to him, and when the stylists left, he also drove away from the courtyard house.

Lu Qixian hadn't seen Lian Zheng for a long time, so he got into his car with the cheek to follow him to the destination.

"I'm so handsome." Backseat Wuxiang looked at himself in the mirror again and again, reluctant to put down the mirror all the time: "Why do I look so good-looking."

130th fifth time.Lu Qixian looked at Wuxiang behind his eyes through the rearview mirror, and thought, this is the 130th time that he said that he looks good.

He has seen narcissistic people, but he has never seen such narcissistic people.

From the moment they got in the car, the people in the back seat kept praising themselves for being good-looking, and they didn't know how to be ashamed.

Lu Qixian looked at Lianzheng, and the other party seemed to be used to the behavior of being invisible, and there was no expression on his face.

Lian Zheng drove into the Tiandian villa area, and came to the gate of the big villa that occupies the widest and most central area.

There are a lot of people entering and leaving the villa, and everyone is either rich or noble, and they are wearing either famous clothes or high-end clothes. Without this kind of clothing, they may not be able to enter the villa.

The waiter at the gate of the villa saw that Lian Zheng was driving a top luxury car, so he hurried forward to open the door for him: "Welcome gentlemen to the Supreme Club."

Lu Qixian got out of the car and looked at the luxuriously decorated villa, he couldn't help but click his tongue: "A Zheng, didn't you not like to come to these places before? Why did you suddenly change your sex? Or did you say that you were abandoned by Fu Lu and you have a big temper?" Change, start to like sex and wine."

The Supreme Club is a high-end garden club, and the people who enter and exit here are people with status. There are dozens of super five-star service facilities such as banquet halls, theaters, indoor heated swimming pools, gyms, bars, and manor hotels. It's just a place to have fun, and in private, there are also unknown transactions.

Lianzheng did not explain, and took out the card issued more than ten years ago and handed it to the waiter.

The Supreme Club is a high-end place opened by his business partner. In order to take care of the other party's business, he specially recharged 5000 million and opened a Super V card. After visiting here on the opening day, I have never been to the club again.

When the waiter saw that it was a super VIP card, his attitude became even more respectful: "Three gentlemen, please come in with me."

Wu was not interested in the people and things around him, so he still took a mirror and looked at it again and again, until he entered the villa, and heard many sweet voices saying: "Welcome to the Supreme Club."

He raised his head quickly, and saw five welcoming ladies in white cheongsams standing on both sides of the door, looking at them with sweet smiles.

Wuxiang's eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly put away the mirror and said to Lianzheng through sound transmission: "There won't be a place where you don't need to be careful to wipe my ass, and there won't be ancient gods coming to trouble me, and you can even tease little beauties ?”

Lian Zheng smiled: "Yes."

Lu Qixian was used to these occasions, and said to the waiter, "Come to the biggest private room."

"Okay, gentlemen, please follow me." The waiter made a gesture of invitation and led them to the third floor.

Wu Xiang saw all kinds of ladies in the clubhouse, their eyes were shining with gold.

Taking advantage of his lack of attention on them, Lu Qixian walked up to Lian Zheng and said with a suppressed smile, "A Zheng, he looks like a pervert."

Lianzheng said, "Whether it's a pervert or not, I'll find out later."

At this moment, a shocked voice sounded beside them: "Brother?!"

(End of this chapter)