Lord Buddha, Madam is in trouble again

Chapter 328 The Woman Is Terrible

Lian Zheng and Lu Qixian turned their heads to see Lian Jie walking towards them, covering his left eye: "Little Jie? Why are you here?"

Lian Jie looked at Lian Zheng as if he had seen a ghost: "Brother, are you really my brother?"

Lu Qixian chuckled: "It's absolutely genuine."

"Brother, didn't you stop coming to these places before? What kind of stimulation did you get today?" Lian Jie widened his eyes: "It can't be that my sister-in-law doesn't want you, so she came here to enjoy herself after being so stimulated?"

The corners of Lian Zheng's mouth twitched slightly: "You are an adult, and your imagination is richer than that of a child. Why are you covering your eyes?"

Hearing what he said, Lian Jie felt his eyes hurt again: "I just came out of the bathroom and met a very handsome man. I mistook him for a girl and kindly reminded him that it was a men's toilet. Who knew that the other party had such a temper? Chong, he punched me as if he had eaten explosives without saying a word. That person punched so fast that even I couldn't dodge it, I can be sure that the other person is also a trainer."

He put down his hand and asked Lian Zheng to look at his eye sockets for him: "Brother, are my eyes blue?"

Lu Qixian clicked his tongue and said: "That man's attack is really ruthless, your eye circles are all black."

Lian Zheng took out a bottle of medicine and gave it to Lian Jie: "Smear it on."

Lian Jie didn't ask what kind of medicine it was, and directly opened the medicine bottle and applied it to his eyes, which immediately relieved the pain in the eye sockets.

Seeing his dark circles disappear instantly, Lu Qixian's eyes flashed with surprise, but he didn't ask.

"Lianzheng, follow up quickly." Wu Xiangjian Lianzheng and the others did not follow up, and they turned back and shouted.

"Just come." Lian Zheng asked Lian Jie, "Who did you come with tonight?"

"A few cousins ​​and a few brothers from the Pang family, they are still soaking in the hot springs, so I came out first when I felt bored." Since the incident with Pang Shuyi, the relationship between the Lian family and the Pang family has never been as close as before. .However, the few brothers who played well in the past would still contact each other in private. In addition, the old lady Pang’s health has deteriorated in recent years, and the Pang family has no outstanding talents to take over the big company. The business of the Pang family is as big as before. .Seeing that the two families were family friends, Mr. Lian took good care of the Pang family, so the relationship between the two families eased, and he turned a blind eye to the private contacts of the juniors.

The juniors of the Pang family who played with Lian Jie had good personalities, and Lian Zheng could trust them.

Seeing that Lian Zheng was silent, Lian Jie quickly said, "Brother, let's come out and relax, and we won't do anything excessive."

Lu Qixian made fun of him: "How old are you, and you are still so afraid of your brother. As long as you don't do illegal things, your brother won't care about you."

Lian Jie rolled his eyes at him: "Which floor is your box? Do you want to play with us?"

Lu Qixian asked him: "Are you sure you really want to play with your brother?"

If the juniors of the Lian family and the Pang family were with Lian Zheng, they probably wouldn't even dare to speak aloud, let alone play.

Lian Jie: "..."

"Our private room is on the third floor, how about you?" Seeing Lian Zheng going to the third floor, Lu Qixian followed quickly.

"My box is also on the third floor, go up together."

Lian Jie followed them to the third floor, and saw Wu Xiang walking towards a beautiful woman in a white Tang suit.

The beauty is very beautiful, with an exquisite outline, beautiful and attractive phoenix eyes, a high nose bridge, thin and ruddy lips, and a strand of white hair on both sides of the forehead adds a bit to the smooth and smooth shawl black hair The only thing that makes people feel pity is that the other party is tall, at least 1.8 meters tall, and is wearing a long white Tang suit for men.

Lian Jie took a closer look, isn't that beauty the man he met in the bathroom before?

"Little beauty, you are so beautiful, it suits my taste." Wu said to the waiter, "I want her to serve me tonight."

The waiter was stunned for a moment, then quickly said, "Sir, he..."

Before he could finish speaking, the 'Little Beauty' punched Wu Xiang with anger on his face.

Wu Xiang quickly grabbed his hand and said with a smile, "Wild enough, I like it."

'Little Beauty' didn't expect that when he caught his hand, his eyes flickered, and he said angrily: "I'm a man."

"Male?" Wu Xiang was stunned for a moment, and then threw away his hand with a look of disgust like catching shit: "Why do you look like a woman, a big man."

He wiped his hands back and forth on his clothes.

"You..." The corners of the 'Little Beauty''s eyes were red, and she looked like she wanted to kill Wu Xiang, and then she didn't know what to think of, her face was a little more worried, and she suppressed her anger: "I look like a girl , it's better than you looking like the little boy who comes out to sell you."

He turned to the waiter and asked intentionally, "Is this person MB from your club? I want him tonight."

The waiter apologized: "Sir, I'm really sorry, he is also a guest of our club."

"I look like a boy? I'm super good-looking, why do I look like a boy?" Wu Xiang rolled up his sleeves, as if preparing to fight him.

"..." Feng Jing has never seen such a narcissistic person.

Lianzheng came over quickly: "Wuxiang..."

At the same time, the box at the opposite door opened, and a man with the same stunning appearance walked out. He saw the 'little beauty' standing at the door, and urged, "Feng Jing, what are you doing standing at the door? Come in and play."

Feng Jing was about to turn around, but saw Lian Jie standing behind Lu Qixian, he paused slightly, and said with a sneer, "It's you."

He looked at Lian Jie, then at Wu Xiang: "Are you guys in the same group? Are you saying this intentionally to humiliate me?"

"No." Lian Jie felt that he was really wronged.

Feng Jing's companion asked, "What's going on?"

"It's just that I met two idiots who regarded me as a woman and were not as good-looking as me." Feng Jing didn't give Wu Fang a chance to refute, she pushed her companion back to the box, and then closed the box forcefully.

"This sissy actually said that I am not as good-looking as him. He wants to be ashamed. This face of my father is the most perfect face in the world, and it is also unique in the world. It is many times prettier than your female face." Wuxiang Shang Qian wanted to kick the door, but was held back by Lianzheng.

Lian Jie, Lu Qixian, and the waiter: "..."

It's the first time I've seen such a narcissistic person.

Lianzheng said: "If you make a fuss, don't even think about playing tonight."

Wuxiang remembered the purpose of tonight, and half of his anger disappeared immediately.

Lianzheng said again: "What's more, you made a mistake first. You mistook someone for a woman and thought he was a lady here. Of course he is angry."

Wu Xiang realized that it was indeed his fault just now, and his anger subsided by [-]%, and he said depressedly: "But he can't say that I am not as good-looking as him, and he also said that I am a little boy."

"What he said was angry, don't take it seriously." Lian Zheng asked the waiter, "Where is our box?"

"It's here." The waiter quickly pushed open the door in front of him.

Lu Qixian had also figured out Wuxiang's temperament, and when he passed by Wuxiang's side, he patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be angry, anger can easily make people ugly."

Wu Xiang hurriedly touched his face and asked Lian Jie and the waiter, "Really?"

Lian Jie and the waiter nodded subconsciously.

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry." Wuxiang took a few deep breaths, sat on the sofa and said to the waiter: "Call all the beautiful girls here to accompany me."

The waiter smiled politely at him: "Sir, everyone's vision is different. I think it looks good, but you may not think it is good. Why don't I call all the ladies in and let you choose?"

Wuxiang nodded.

The waiter uses the walkie-talkie to send a message to a colleague.

Lian Jie walked to Lian Zheng's side and whispered: "Brother, where did you know such a wonderful thing?"

Lianzheng glanced at him: "Don't talk nonsense."

Wuxiang is a magic tool, no matter how quiet their voices are, the other party can hear them.

Lian Jie said to Wu Xiang and the others: "You can order whatever you want, I will treat you tonight."

Lu Qixian said with a smile: "Then I will not be polite."

At this time, the door knocked.

The waiter opened the door, and then, a group of young ladies in various cheongsams came in, lined up neatly in front of Wu Xiang.Every lady has her own characteristics, some are glamorous, some are pure, some are gentle, some are cute and lively, there are so many types.

"This, this, this..." He kept all the young ladies who could meet Wu Xiang's eyes: "I want them all."

Lian Jie was dumbfounded: "Can you hug so many ladies by yourself?"

In the past, at most, I saw someone ordering five ladies, but now Wuxiang actually ordered dozens of them in one go.

The manager saw that he had asked for thirty young ladies in one go, and his face was full of joy: "You must take good care of these gentlemen."

"Yes." The thirty young ladies seldom saw that the guests were all good-looking people, and Chao Wuxiang and the others rushed over excitedly: "Sir, we will accompany you tonight, and I guarantee that you will play until you don't want to leave club."

Lian Zheng saw a young lady coming, and said with a sullen face, "You don't need to accompany me."

Lian Jie also quickly waved his hands: "You don't have to accompany me either."

Lu Qixian didn't have the habit of calling Miss either, he pointed to Wuxiang: "You just need to accompany him."

The girls would look at people's faces and see that Lianzheng and the others were really not interested in them, so they immediately turned to accompany Wuxiang.

Wu Xiang was very happy when he saw so many young ladies accompanying him at first, but when the two young ladies sat on his lap, he froze, not knowing how to deal with the current situation.

"Sir, may I ask your surname." The beautiful woman sitting on his right lap breathed into his ear.

"Sir, you look so unfamiliar. Is this your first time at our club?" The fingertips of the innocent woman sitting on Wuxiang's left leg stretched from his chest to his thigh.

"Sir, you are so handsome and MAN."

"gentlemen……"

Lu Qixian, who was sitting in the corner drinking, saw Wu Xiang sitting stiffly on the sofa, and said with a sneer, "Before, seeing his lustful face, I thought he was a seasoned lover, but now he dares not move when he sees a woman. "

Lian Jie didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I just saw that he ordered so many girls, and thought he would be an NP, but I didn't expect that he would be so innocent that he didn't dare to move."

Lian Zheng looked at Wu Xiang whose smile was getting smaller and smaller, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, he had expected this situation before coming.

In the fairy world, the fairies are very conservative and old-fashioned. After being molested, they are angry or angry, so the purpose of molesting each other is to find it fun to make them angry, not really wanting to moles them, but once you meet a girl who takes the initiative , Wuxiang will be as at a loss as he is now.

At this time, even if Wu Xiang was praised by the ladies, he couldn't be happy anymore, so he hurriedly pushed away the ladies on his body, and walked over to Lianzheng and the others.

"Sir, where are you going? Don't you want to play with us?"

"Sir, come back quickly, we will drink with you."

"Sir, do you want us?"

The voices of the ladies were louder and louder, but Wuxiang couldn't stand such a girl, and when he sat next to Lianzheng, he let out a sigh of relief, thinking, women are really scary.

Lian Zheng clenched his lips: "Aren't you going to tease the little girl? Why don't you continue?"

Wu Xiang looked back at the ladies who were looking forward to his passing, and quickly shook his head: "They are not my type."

Lian Zheng asked: "Do you want the manager to ask the young lady to come in and pick out other types of girls for you?"

Wuxiang hurriedly refused: "No, I'm a little tired today."

Artifacts will also be tired?Who are you lying to?Lian Zheng smiled and said, "Then you rest today, and I will bring you here often in the future."

Wu Xiang was ashamed to say that he couldn't handle these ladies, so he had to make excuses and said: "I won't be free in the future."

Lianzheng pretended to be puzzled: "No time? What are you busy with?"

"I'm busy..." Wuxiang rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't you say that you want me to help protect the little one? If I come here often, how can I help you take care of the little one, right?"

Lianzheng just waited for his words, otherwise he wouldn't have brought Wuxiang here on purpose.

Some people only know how to settle down when they realize that they don’t really like to do this thing, or make them fear it.

Wuxiang is a typical example, at least for a while, he will really settle down, he won't carry Fu Lu to other places to tease girls, and he will stay by Fu Lu's side peacefully and never leave.

Lian Jie asked Wu Xiang: "Then do you still want these ladies?"

Wuxiang shook his head: "No more."

"you sure?"

Wuxiang nodded affirmatively.

Lian Jie signaled the ladies to leave.

The ladies thought that they would be next to a handsome and wealthy man tonight, but they were kicked out before the chairs were warmed up, and everyone left with a look of disappointment.

Lu Qixian asked Lianzheng: "Azheng, you won't leave again when you come back this time?"

"I'm going to leave later, next time we meet..." Lian Zheng frowned lightly, "Maybe we won't see each other until half a year or a few years later."

"Then how can I contact you?"

Integrity is silent.

At this time, Pang Wenxin from the Pang family called Lian Jie.

Lian Zheng said to Lian Jie: "Go and play with them, we will leave later."

Lian Jie asked, "Brother, haven't you seen them?"

"No, to avoid embarrassment." It's not the embarrassment of Lianzheng, but the embarrassment of the Pang family.

Lian Jie got up and opened the door, and there was a noise outside the door.

When Lian Zheng and the others heard Feng Jing's voice, they couldn't help but look outside the door. A large group of people were fighting outside the door, blocking Lian Jie's way.

Wu Xiang saw Feng Jing pinning a black-clothed man to the ground, and quickly swung his fists on the man's face, he said in a low voice, "Thinking of this sissy's attack, it's quite fierce."

After being punched a few times, the man in black grabbed Feng Jing's fist and said angrily, "Feng Jing, just wait, when my brother marries the young master of the Sun God Clan, it will be the day your clan perishes."

Wuxiang and Lianzheng couldn't help being startled, isn't the young master of the Sun God Clan Fu Lu?

Could it be that the people outside are from the fairy world?But why didn't they see the immortal energy on them, could it be that the magic weapon concealed their cultivation base and identity?

It's just that it's such a coincidence that when I go down to earth, I will meet people from the heavens.

However, for the heavens, the passages of the heavens are only open for a few days, and there are as many immortals who want to descend to the mortal world.

It is estimated that in the next few hundred years, many gods will be seen in the mortal world.

"Fuck, the young master of the Sun God Clan is only blind to fall in love with your brother." Feng Jing stepped down on the black-clothed man with a lacquer cap, and the man screamed.

"You bastard..." The man in black was about to unleash his divine power when the club's bodyguards came over.

"Gentlemen, we can't fight here, please don't embarrass us." The bodyguards rushed to pull them away.

Wu Xiang walked to the door and was about to see the man in black clearly, but he didn't want the man to meet his gaze and cursed: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a man?"

Wuxiang didn't like men in the first place, coupled with the other party's arrogant attitude, and said that he wanted to marry his master, he couldn't help but sarcasm: "I've never seen a man as ugly as you."

The man in black said angrily, "You don't look good even if you look like a little boy?"

The next second, with a bang, he was punched in the face.

"I hate people saying that I look like a little boy." Wuxiang punched him in the face again, and then said to the bodyguards who caught the man in black, "Thank you for catching him."

Bodyguards: "..."

The manager hurriedly said: "You can't make trouble here, otherwise don't blame us for not being considerate and sending you to the police station."

The man in black broke away from the bodyguard: "Let us go, we will leave now."

The bodyguard let them go.

The man in black pointed at Feng Jing and said, "I'll settle the score with you when I get back to the top."

Feng Jing: "..."

The man in black turned around and pointed at Wuxiang and said, "Remember me too, I won't let you go."

Wuxiang sneered: "You didn't even give your name, how can I remember you?"

"You don't deserve to know my name."

Wuxiang turned to Lianzheng and said, "What should I do if I want to beat him again?"

Lianzheng looked at the man in black lightly: "You will have a chance."

"Mortal." The man in black sneered and led his men away.

Feng Jing's companion asked Feng Jing concerned: "Feng Jing, are you okay?"

"I'm fine." Feng Jing looked at Wu Xiang, thinking that the other party had made a move to help him punch his deadly opponent twice, and kindly reminded: "You should also be careful, Ao Shang holds grudges very much, and will not let you go."

"If he dares to come, I'll let him lie down and go back." Wu Xiang didn't pay attention to Ao Shang at all: "Today is really disappointing, I was scolded twice in a row, do I really look like a jerk? It seems that I will have plastic surgery again when I go back, and next time, I will have a masculine and handsome face."

Although his current face is not masculine, it doesn't look like a boy who only eats soft food, let alone a girl, but a handsome boy who is liked by men, women and children.

Feng Jing: "..."

Lian Jie was surprised: "Is this face of yours done?"

Since it was done, how could he be so self-confident?
"It's almost like this." Wu Xiang's face was imagined by Fu Lu, which is not much different from plastic surgery.

Lian Jie expressed admiration: "Which hospital's surgery is so exquisite that it can't be seen that a knife has been used on your face."

Wuxiang said indiscriminately: "Be careful of the liver hospital."

"What kind of hospital is this? Why haven't I heard of it? A foreign hospital?"

At this time, Lianzheng came over and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense."

Lian Jie: "..."

Lian Zheng asked Feng Jing, "You just said that person is called Ao Shang."

Feng Jing nodded.

"Well, we remembered him."

"He is..." Feng Jing wanted to reveal Ao Shang's identity, but she was afraid that if she said it, she would be regarded as mentally ill, so she could only say euphemistically: "He is not an ordinary person, you can't afford to mess with him."

"Thank you for reminding us, we will be careful." Lianzheng left the club with Wuxiang, said goodbye to Lu Qixian and returned to the heaven, and then said to Wuxiang: "Go back and see Lulu, do you know what to do?"

Wuxiang looked blank: "What?"

"Talk to Lulu about Ao Shang after you go back. As for how to say it, it's up to you. In short, keep blowing more wind in your master's ear."

Wu Xiang instantly understood what he meant, he smiled and said, "No problem, everything is on me."

At that time, he can say how bad it is, and he must make the other party regret calling him a bad face.

　Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommended ticket, okay?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)