I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 29 You Hide!
After Li Peifeng came out of the office, he went straight to the laboratory building of the Institute of Physical Education, and at the same time sent a Weixin message to Wu Wenyue:

"almost there!"

Starbucks doesn't recruit atmosphere groups, and there is absolutely no such thing as a good thing that someone will pay you while you sit.

How can capitalists be so kind.

It was just a joke that was widely circulated on the Internet, and Starbucks even used it for marketing.Li Peifeng said it just to pretend to be poor and find an excuse to slip away.

……

On the side of the laboratory building of the North China Normal University Physical Education College, in a hidden corner where the sun does not shine, a man and a woman seem to be secretly doing something ulterior.

Man: "Damn it, prick it lightly!"

Female: "It's the first time, and it's very big, so bear with it!"

Man: "Hiss~ It hurts!"

Female: "Okay, okay, come out, it's over!"

Man: "So fast? And just so much? Is it enough?"

Female: "It's a lot, it's enough... Next, take off your pants and get some of that, and put it in a bottle."

Man: "That? Take off your pants here? Put it in a bottle? Are you crazy?"

Female: "Hey, this one doesn't have a camera. It's not like I haven't seen your stuff before, hurry up!"

Man: "Turn around, I can't figure it out if you look at me like this!"

Female: "True ink, hurry up!"

……

Half a minute later, Wu Wenyue held the blood collection needle full of blood in one hand, and took the pulsating water bottle with more than half of the pale yellow liquid in it with disgust, and asked worriedly, "Did you pee outside the bottle?"

"no!"

Li Peifeng shook his head firmly: "Absolutely not! You can rest assured of my accuracy!"

"Okay, get out!"

"Hey, when will the results be out?"

"Soon, wait for my notice."

Wu Wenyue took out a black plastic bag from her pocket, put the bottle into the bag for use, poked her head out and carefully looked outside, seeing no one was passing by, so she dared to trot into the laboratory building.

That's right, Li Peifeng came out to let Wu Wenyue use the laboratory equipment to test her blood and urine.

The sports biochemistry laboratory of the School of Physical Education is well-equipped, which can not only meet the needs of biochemistry experiment teaching for sports rehabilitation majors.It can also test and analyze multiple indicators of human blood and urine.

As a master of sports physiology and neurobiology, Wu Wenyue is proficient in these two tests.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Wenyue returned to the apartment with the test report, her expression serious.

"There is indeed a small problem."

Li Peifeng took the two reports and took a quick look. They were full of rankings and numbers that he didn't understand, such as urine occult blood, bilirubin, urobilinogen, negative and positive, white blood cells, red blood cells...

"can't read!"

Li Peifeng simply returned the report to the other party: "Just tell me, what's the problem?"

"Don't look at the urine test, it's normal, the blood test is the problem."

Wu Wenyue took out one of them and said, "Hematocrit, plasma viscosity, and fibrinogen, these three items are much lower than ordinary people, even lower than marathon runners!"

"What do you mean?"

Wu Wenyue explained: "This kind of situation often occurs in athletes or heavy physical workers, because they often exercise a lot, and the plasma volume increases a lot, so these three values ​​are low. According to my prediction, if you exercise regularly, blood It’s okay to be low on the three items in the routine, but it’s not normal to be so low.”

Li Peifeng was puzzled: "That is to say, the better the physique, the lower they will be?"

"uncertain."

Wu Wenyue hesitated: "But this is indeed beneficial to reduce blood flow resistance, speed up blood flow, make nutrients, hormones and metabolites eliminated more quickly, and is also conducive to questioning and mediation and heat dissipation during high-intensity exercise..."

After listening for a long time, Li Peifeng also understood, in short, there is no major problem with his body, and he can still go to the hospital in the future, don't worry about the doctor treating him as an alien, that's all, other things are not important!
But Wu Wenyue became interested in this instead, rubbing her chin and muttering: "The routine blood test and urine test are still not comprehensive enough, I should give you six tests of personality hormones, this is the only way I can understand you..."

Figure out what?See why I fucked you for four hours last night and didn't have enough fun? !

Although Li Peifeng didn't want to continue wasting time on this, he still asked casually: "How do you test sex hormones? Is it also using blood?"

"If the blood is okay, I'll test it for you just now."

"Then what is the test?"

"you guess."

Seeing Wu Wenyue's strange eyes, Li Peifeng hesitated: "Could it be?"

Milky white, viscous, much like five-step snake venom?
"Yes, that's it!"

Wu Wenyue had a half-smile but not a smile: "How about it, is it possible to test it? If it's a test... will you do it yourself or should I help you?"

"Forget it, forget it, forget it!!"

Li Peifeng waved his hands again and again: "If you have nothing to do, close the door for me, I want to code."

Wu Wenyue looked at him, turned around and closed the door, but the man did not leave, but sat down beside the bed, pushed the swivel chair to let Li Peifeng face her, and said sincerely and tactfully:

"Given what happened between us last night and this morning, I'm a bit confused about how our relationship is going to go, so... shall we have a good talk?"

Four eyes facing each other is worth a thousand words.

Wu Wenyue didn't speak because she was waiting for Li Peifeng's response.

Li Peifeng didn't speak because he was thinking, thinking about the three thousand ways to die if he has a girlfriend and still eats other women's soft meals.

The two were silent for a long time, Wu Wenyue sighed, and asked, "Are you worried about Xu Maning?"

"No."

"That's because you don't like me and really just want to be friends with me."

"Quite like."

"That's because you haven't played enough all these years and want to use up that half box of condoms."

"no!"

"Then what are you hesitating about?"

Li Peifeng sighed deeply: "People who like it too much are reluctant to fall in love, and I have a lot of problems, I'm afraid it will delay you..."

"You, you actually told me this kind of template talk about a scumbag breaking up and dumping the pot?"

Li Peifeng was also very helpless: "The truth is, some accidents happened to me, and I changed. The broken me I am now is not worthy of such a perfect you."

"I'm sorry, I'm not worth your years of waiting."

"..."

Wu Wenyue's facial expression was obviously a little tense, and she nodded with a smile on her face: "So what do you mean? Explain clearly, I don't want this kind of unclear relationship now."

Li Peifeng said with difficulty: "It's time to explain clearly, the current relationship... makes me feel embarrassed to ask you for rent."

"Speaking of which, you wouldn't do it for the rest of the rent..."

"Snapped!!"

Wu Wenyue waved her arm, and gave a big, crispy pussy on the spot, then wrapped her arms around Li Peifeng's neck and began to bite the main artery, biting and muttering bitterly: "You bastard will definitely die today! I want to do it for you!" Master Beihua eliminates a great evil!!!"

"Then stop talking nonsense and see you on the bed!"

Li Peifeng was slapped and bitten, and he was also angry. He hugged Wu Wenyue's body like a hug, and the two of them fell straight on the bed, and then began to tear their clothes...

It doesn't matter if it's related or not, let's do whatever we want, let's talk about it first.

Use the name of a friend as a tactic to slow down the enemy, flirt with each other from time to time, flirt with each other from time to time, and shoot a gun when you are lonely.Play an exciting and entertaining side-by-side game of love and friendship.

It's not candid, it's insincere, it's not cute, it's not pure...but it's cool!
This kind of despicable and dirty, hiding one's head and showing one's tail, sneaking in a dark corner to do bad things without being responsible is really fascinating!

"Boom boom~ boom boom!"

The knock on the door changed from weak to strong, coming from the living room, and the movements of the two gradually slowed down.

"Did you hear the knock on the door?" Li Peifeng rubbed the red mark on his neck, a little unsure: "Is there someone outside?"

"Who can come to your house to look for you?" Wu Wenyue's eyes were sharp: "Didn't you say you broke up with those women?!"

Li Peifeng was puzzled but also a little guilty: "It's broken, but there are very few people who will ask me to review it... No, they should call me in advance to inform me."

"It's me, open the door!"

The knocker seemed to be impatient, and called the door directly, and the voice was very familiar to the two of them...

"Manning is here!"

Wu Wenyue's face changed drastically: "You hide quickly!!!"

Li Peifeng took a deep breath: "Let me hide it? Are you fucking talking the other way?!"

"..."

(No. 13 on the new book list, my family members, I am here to beg for alms again, and I want a monthly ticket recommendation ticket as a reward, thank you, thank you!)

(End of this chapter)