I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 30 Turns Out The Clown Is Myself

Chapter 30 Turns Out The Clown Is Myself

"Dong Dong~"

"Ding dong ding dong~"

The knock on the door rang for a long time, as if she was afraid that the people inside would not hear her, Xu Maning rang the doorbell again.

This time, the bell and knock on the door rang alternately and continuously.

For the two people in the room, it is purely the noon bell...

Li Peifeng and Wu Wenyue didn't dare to move in the bedroom, for fear of making any noise and being noticed by the outside.

But after the panic at the beginning, he calmed down now and communicated in a low voice.

Li Peifeng said: "You can't hide it. Once she comes in, she will definitely find that you have moved here and shared the rent with me. It's fine if you and I don't hide, but it will add fuel to the flames. If you want me to say, it's better to just put Tell her about our shared rent..."

Wu Wenyue gritted her teeth: "Shut up, don't make any noise, she knocked on the door for a while and left!"

The eyes of the two sides were back and forth, and finally reached a tacit understanding: pretend that there is no one at home.In case Xu Maning came in, it would be difficult to explain this situation.

After a while, the knocking on the door and the doorbell gradually stopped, and the two guessed that Xu Manning had left.

Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Li Peifeng's cell phone rang again, and the caller was Xu Manning...

"Damn! Hurry up and hang up!"

Wu Wenyue was terrified.

"Don't panic! Panic!"

Li Peifeng quickly covered the phone's speaker, and then turned the ringer to silent, but he didn't know whether to answer it or not.

Obviously, it was Xu Maning outside the door who found that there was no one in his house, so she called him directly to ask his whereabouts...

"People should still be waiting outside the door!"

Li Peifeng looked solemn: "If I don't answer, she will definitely keep calling. If I answer, how can I explain where I am?"

Wu Wenyue was in a state of confusion: "Just say that you are out and not at home."

Li Peifeng was speechless: "Back to school today, so many teachers and students saw me at the gate! Which gate should I go out? From the north gate to the south gate?"

"Then you say you are at school..."

"I said I was at school or somewhere else, what if she came to find me?! Do I want to play a race with her? See who gets to the finish line first?! If she didn't come to me, she just said she was waiting for me at the door What should I do when I come back? Isn’t it closing the door and beating the dog?”

"You are the dog! You dog man! It's all your fault!"

Li Peifeng's eyes widened, feeling wronged like Dou E's possession: "That's not what you said when you fucked me!!"

"To shut up!"

Wu Wenyue pinched him twice with anger, and then lowered her voice: "Then don't answer! No matter how much she calls, she won't answer. The phone won't work, and the door won't open. She'll leave after a while!"

Why do I feel that you are more afraid of her than me?

Li Peifeng had doubts in his heart, but he nodded calmly and analyzed the situation: "Okay, how about playing Lost Contact? But today I lost contact, what about tomorrow? If not tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? One day she will come to my house again, we Can you keep hiding?"

"As long as you don't move out, she will eventually find out about the fact that you and I are renting together. When the time comes to think about the loss of contact, what do you think she will think about us?"

According to common sense, under such circumstances, Wu Wenyue should not be so flustered, nor should she be so afraid of Xu Maning entering the room.

May I ask, who is the most panicked when the wife comes to catch the rape?

It was definitely the husband who panicked the most, not the mistress.

Xiaosan was caught raped, maybe he was relieved, and wanted to show his cards and take this opportunity to take the position.

And because the husband didn't want a divorce, he panicked and asked Xiaosan to hide to avoid being seen by his wife and try to save the marriage.

Although the three of them don't have that kind of relationship right now, it's the same reason, and the reason why Wu Wenyue didn't want Xu Maning to enter the house became clear.

That is, in her heart, Xu Manning's position is very important.At least on par with Li Peifeng, otherwise her behavior cannot be explained...

This is the truth!
Having figured this out, Li Peifeng looked at Wu Wenyue again, only feeling that this young, handsome and cool beauty confidant is so hateful! !
Oh, what a woman's words are deceiving!

Men are unlucky, start by trusting women!
"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Wu Wenyue was in a hurry: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you should think of a way!!"

"I figured out a way?"

Li Peifeng calmly revealed a bit of dissatisfaction, and slowly said: "Yueyue, you have to know that it is never money and appearance that make boys give up their hearts, it is responsibility, preference, heart, three views, and gentleness."

"Your behavior now disappoints me! You still want to be my girlfriend? How can you protect me from the wind and rain, and how can you be my girlfriend?!"

After Li Peifeng finished speaking with a serious expression, he asked back: "Isn't it Xu Manning? Isn't it our ex-girlfriend? If she comes, let her come. I'm not afraid. I'll know sooner or later." Is it possible to hide it from her for the rest of my life?"

"What's more, you and I have no confirmed relationship now. We just had some relatively simple physical exchanges and collisions hastily and hastily. I think our friendship still exists. I think we are still relatively open and noble. Between you and me Innocent, tell her about our co-renting, is there something wrong with that? It's nothing wrong!!"

"Still innocent, innocent ass?!"

Wu Wenyue's voice became a little hoarse: "You mean acting? But I'm not as good as your acting skills! Can you show some face?"

"I'm fine with telling the whole story, but the question is are you willing?"

Wu Wenyue hesitated to speak: "It's not that I don't want to, it's that Xu Maning..."

"Don't lie to me, and don't lie to yourself!"

Li Peifeng's eyes were sharp: "You still have feelings for her! Are you worthy of me for doing this? You half-hearted scumbag! Pooh! If I had known you were such a person, I..."

"Shut up, you little bitch! I get it!"

"It's time to look at me and act!"

Wu Wenyue was a little demoralized by these words, and after taking a hard look at Li Peifeng, she straightened her clothes, got up and left the bedroom.

"I know she doesn't love me~Her eyes can tell her heart~I can see through her heart~There are other people's backs~Her memories~I haven't cleared them clean enough~"

Li Peifeng sang a song silently in his heart, and at the same time stood up and tidied up the wrinkled sheets, eliminating the traces left by the judo they just performed.

……

……

"du~du~du~"

Before entering the door, Wu Wenyue could even vaguely hear the connection tone of the call.

"Escaping won't solve the problem!"

Wu Wenyue felt ruthless in her heart, she stretched out her hand and directly turned the doorknob.

"click~"

"I thought you were not at home, why did the door open like this..."

Before entering the door, Xu Maning was carrying a large bag of vegetables in her left hand, and holding her mobile phone by her ear in her right hand. When the door opened, she just complained angrily, and then she looked up and saw Wu Wenyue.

why is she hereNo wonder the door hasn't been opened for so long!
Xu Manning's face turned from white to red in an instant, which was a sign of a surge of emotion and blood.

"Come here?"

Wu Wen smiled and tried to maintain a calm tone.

But Xu Maning was very uneasy, let go of her hand, threw the vegetables in the bag on the ground with a bang, squinted her eyes and strode into the room, and found no one in the living room, so she went straight to the master bedroom...

"Manning?"

Li Peifeng was sitting in front of the computer desk in the bedroom, wearing headphones and typing on the keyboard. When Xu Manning opened the door and came in, he took off the headphones and seemed very surprised: "When did you come?"

Li Pei has always been very good at pretending to be garlic!
Xu Maning didn't speak, or she was really too lazy to expose him, she just frowned and sniffed the air in the room deeply, but she didn't smell the heather flower as expected.

Instead, the whole body is surrounded by a faint fresh and icy smell, like being gently blown by the sea breeze mixed with bergamot, lavender, and earth.

"It's actually covered with perfume!"

Strange to say, after smelling this smell, the anger in Xu Manning's heart decreased slightly, but she still searched for clues without giving up, and looked at the bedroom.

She looked at the flat sheets first, but didn't notice anything unusual, then walked towards the trash can by the bed, opened the lid of the trash can, and closed it when she saw that it was empty.

"What are you looking for?"

Wu Wenyue also followed in, seeing her as a detective looking at the scene of the crime, she was a little nervous, but also a little lucky.

Fortunately, I didn't have time to start the real story just now. Fortunately, I took out the trash after I got up today, otherwise I would definitely die now...

Xu Maning still didn't speak, she cast Wu Wenyue's eyes, walked away from her, and walked out of the bedroom to the second bedroom.

Seeing that the room that used to store sundries had turned into a clean bedroom full of life, Xu Man smiled coldly.

In order to confirm the conjecture in her heart, Xu Maning opened the closet on the wall, and when she saw those familiar clothes, she clenched her silver teeth and said angrily, "You've already lived a life?!"

Wu Wenyue also followed in, and explained: "I just moved here yesterday, and now I'm sharing the rent with him, because the house I rented was sold by the owner, and I won't be able to find a suitable house for a while, Manning, don't Misunderstand."

Xu Maning was silent for a moment, and suddenly smirked gracefully: "Misunderstanding? How could I misunderstand? Yueyue, I'm not blind, I have eyes!"

"I definitely didn't see through the pure and noble friendship you used to cover up your secret love for each other and your deep desire to have sex after being with you for a year!"

"I definitely didn't despicably think that you were with me just to make Li Peifeng jealous and treat me as a tool, so I broke up with you. I didn't take the initiative to pursue Li Peifeng out of revenge after breaking up with you. Becoming his lover and trying every means to make the relationship public, let you feel ecstasy, heartbroken, put a big green hat on you, and feel the pain and betrayal I have endured... It's definitely not like this, eh!"

"What did you say?!"

Wu Wenyue couldn't believe her ears, as if she had been struck by a thunderbolt from the blue sky, her face changed color, her eyes widened in surprise, seeing that the other party was as strange as seeing Xu Maning for the first time.

"You, you chased him because of this? We didn't even..."

Seeing Wu Wenyue's expression, Xu Maning was very pleased with the success of revenge, as if she had expressed all the resentment buried in her heart for a long time.

But soon the complacency turned into anger, uncontrollable anger, and the voice gradually grew from low to high, "But I really didn't expect that after I did this, you would still get together shamelessly? Don’t you think it’s messy?! Don’t you feel disgusted?! Despicable!!”

"Despicable? It is indeed despicable!"

Wu Wenyue was also trembling angrily, her eyes burst out with stern fire: "It used to be bent into a mosquito coil, but now it's straight into a steel plate. Do you think that if you say a word for revenge, you can completely put yourself aside and pretend to be yourself?"

"You think you are innocent and pitiful? If it's just for revenge on me, then what are you doing at his house today?"

"Stop making excuses for your half-heartedness and fickleness! You are such a woman who can even have sex as you want! Strange! Shameless!"

Xu Manning clenched her fists tightly. If she didn't know that she couldn't beat her, she would have slapped her long ago.

"Who are you talking about?!"

Xu Maning said angrily, gnashing her teeth, "You've already been caught and raped by me, and you still dare to slander me?!"

"You call this catching rape? What are we doing? It's just renting together!"

Comrade Wu Wenyue played on the spot, and his acting skills soared.

"I don't even know how to lie. Since it's just a joint rent, why did it take you so long to open the door?! Isn't it a guilty conscience?"

Xu Maning can be said to be sober in the world, and she found a loophole and pressed her repeatedly.

"Li Peifeng was listening to the music and didn't hear the code words at all. I was in the bathroom just now, and I opened the door for you without my pants on?!"

Wu Wenyue saw the tricks, dodged them again and again, and answered like an antelope with no trace of its horns, and like the way of Tai Chi, four liang of a thousand catties.

"Okay, you're still lying!"

"What, you want to do it?"

Finally, a female warrior and a female mage began to face off in the middle lane. It seemed that skills such as pulling hair, pulling clothes, and slapping each other could be seen in the next second.

As for Li Peifeng, who watched the whole process at the door, his hairs stood on end, and his three views collapsed.

It turned out that Xu Maning chased her not because of her charm, but more for revenge on Wu Wenyue?
"I……"

Li Peifeng felt as if he had entered the world of popular female novels from popular male novels. The worst thing was that the theme of this book was Lily. Although he took a male lead script, it was actually two female protagonists The poor tool guy, the spare tire on the car, the jack in the trunk.

Use it when it is useful, and use it for thousands of years in the trunk.

I lived in Bengbu, so the clown turned out to be me? !

"It's hard for me to be serious twice!"

"You let me lose completely?!"

"Boiled!!!"

Our relationship is not qualified to go any further~ After all, I have loved deeply but I can't bear to take a step back~ The most painful thing is~ Love can't be forgotten...

"Stop arguing!"

Li Peifeng stepped on the BGM in his heart, and angrily knocked on the door: "Let me tell you something fair!"

"..."

 (Rush to the tenth, thank you readers for your support! I can't report it, I can only update it. This chapter has [-] words, plus [-] at noon, rounded up to [-]!! Thanks again, ask for votes again, the [-]th Still very dangerous, could fall at any moment.)
  
 
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