It's like I'm not reborn

Chapter 142

After drinking for three rounds, no one has yet retreated.

But it is already obvious that several people are about to die.

The most obvious ones are Jian Sichun and Shi Meng.

Shi Meng didn't drink at all before, and her physique was not suitable for alcohol as a drink.

The little face has turned red, the drunken eyes are hazy, the wine glass is held in both hands, and the upper body is swinging from side to side like a pendulum.

Probably even the consciousness has been blurred.

Jian Sichun is fine, although she doesn't like to drink, but she has drunk fruit wine and the like, and her drinking capacity is much stronger than that of my sister-in-law.

At least she still knows who she is, where she is, and what she wants after that...

Time to get drunk!
That's right, so you need to survive more rounds...

To this end, Jian Sichun also made a lot of preparations in advance.

The first is to eat something to pad your stomach, because drinking on an empty stomach will make the alcohol absorb faster, and it is easy to get drunk.

Then, when drinking, don’t drink too quickly, pour it in one gulp like Shi Hai and Zhu Lingjie, although it looks very refreshing, but this will make the alcohol not easy to break down, so drink slowly, take small sips!

The next step is to eat some fruits and the moon cakes I made before, because it contains fructose, which can oxidize ethanol and speed up the catabolism of ethanol...

There is nothing wrong with the theory...

But, even so, still can't do it!
Obviously, the mother and son only ate some appetizers, and they were all drinking afterward, why didn't they have any intention of getting drunk at all!
Looking at their easy-going looks, Jian Sichun felt that she was being ridiculed without words... What kind of gaudy things, a big drinker can do whatever she wants!

He looked like a scumbag who studied all night but was beaten by a bully who didn't review.

Looking at it now, compared with the previous 'monsters', Jian Sichun still belongs to the level of cannon fodder.

She overestimated herself a bit and underestimated others...

If this continues, I will become the first person to be eliminated besides my sister-in-law!

So taking advantage of changing the game, during the intermission, Jian Sichun pulled Zhu Lingjie over and asked secretly in her ear.

"Hey! Lingling, why didn't you say that mother can drink so much!"

In Jian Sichun's single-player world line, Shi Hai never drank alcohol, and Liu Zhenshan also maintained a state of abstinence from alcohol, so I have never seen her drinking.

So Liu Zhenshan's wine taste is completely in the blind spot of her memory.

Because Liu Zhenshan was disturbed while playing the game, Jian Sichun, who was a bit unlucky, drank several glasses of beer in a row, and his belly swelled up.

Zhu Lingjie also replied with a wry smile.

"This... Mom, she doesn't usually look like this..."

Zhu Lingjie has only seen Liu Zhenshan in this state once.

That is, at her wedding ceremony with Shi Hai, Liu Zhenshan became a persuasion maniac just like now.

Only when the two limiting conditions of 'in a good mood' and 'drinking with family' are met at the same time, will Liu Zhenshan enter this state.

It can only be said that they were very unfortunate to meet them today.

"Probably because I haven't drank for a long time, and everyone drank together very happily, so this time I relapsed once and drank to my heart's content..."

"I see, the first buff..."

Jian Sichun pinched her chin and began to analyze.

If you understand it as a game, Jian Sichun will be able to understand the current state of Liu Zhenshan.

It is probably similar to the kind of neutral unit that intrudes, it will attack regardless of whether it is enemy or friend, and it also has special buffs on it.

Both Shi Hai and them will be equally sanctioned by their mother for persuading them to drink.

From this point of view, the mother is not the target to be defeated, and the result depends on them and Shi Hai, who gets drunk first.

Once Shi Hai gets drunk first, they can use the excuse that Shi Hai has fallen asleep to end the reception and persuade their mother to go back to sleep.

As for the outcome between them, just use another method to decide, there is no need to continue drinking.

But now another question arises... Where is Shi Hai's drinking limit?
"What about Hai then? Why doesn't he have any intention of getting drunk?"

"I don't know... I remember he used to fall asleep very quickly..."

In Zhu Lingjie's memory, when drinking with Shi Hai until he was almost drunk, he would take the initiative to say that he was sleepy and wanted to sleep.

Then Zhu Lingjie will considerately serve him to take a bath and change clothes, and finally fall asleep sweetly together.

So she naturally thought that Shi Hai's drinking capacity was about the same level as hers, or in other words, maybe her drinking capacity was slightly higher than Shi Hai's.

Because every time Shi Hai fell asleep, she would secretly open her eyes and play various pranks on Shi Hai who was already asleep.

Say something that you don't usually dare to say, do some willful behavior that you don't usually dare to do, and you will also fully turn on the coquettish mode, turning into a coquettish ghost.

To put it bluntly, it is "Jiansi Chunhua", commonly known as "simplification".

As long as she is a woman who loves her man, it is impossible not to have the idea of ​​"wanting to stick with my dear him".

Girls like to hug and kiss, even if they are cold-looking women... unless they have a mental illness.

Although Zhu Lingjie has a heart disease, she is actually eager to get closer to Shi Hai.

It's just different from Jian Sichun who usually expresses the idea of ​​"wanting to post" without any concealment...

'Perfect Wife' Zhu Lingjie still mainly serves Shi Hai on weekdays, and will try her best to restrain her desires and give priority to everything about Shi Hai.

So when Hai fell asleep, Zhu Lingjie had a rare happy time where she could let herself go.

But looking back now...could it be... In fact, Shihai hadn't been drunk before?
Is it just because Shi Hai is considerate of his wife that he pretended to be drunk and proposed to sleep?

In other words, the behavior of self-entertainment carried out secretly...

Was it all in his eyes?

Thinking of all the coquettish behaviors she did when she was drunk, Zhu Lingjie, who didn't even blush after drinking, felt her face getting hotter and hotter.

then……

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Zhu Lingjie hugged her head, let out a silent cry, and the rabbit ears on her head drooped down.

Shame to want to die.

"What's wrong! Lingling! Are you okay!"

"I, I'm fine... No, maybe I'm fine... Woooo..."

It should have been a sweet and exciting private memory, but now after knowing the truth, it has all become black history...

Badass, badass, badass...!
He must have known it already!

Obviously knew it but still pretended not to know it, just to appreciate his wife's ugliness...

unacceptable!

Only he saw himself drunk
Furious, Zhu Lingjie took Jian Sichun's hand.

"Sisi!"

"Uh-huh?!"

"Today! We must get Shi Hai drunk!"

"oh oh!"

Although she didn't know what happened, Zhu Lingjie decided to get serious.

Now Jian Sichun feels more at ease, after all Zhu Lingjie seems to be able to drink, if the two of them are together, they can always win against Shi Hai, right?
But when she and Zhu Lingjie returned to the living room together, seeing Liu Zhenshan pouring wine into their empty glasses with a smile, Jian Sichun felt her legs trembling.

Yes, she was terrified.

The current mother is no longer the kind mother she used to be, she has turned into a terrible alcoholic!

"Hee hee...you guys are back? Then let's continue!"

Jian Sichun, who had just summoned up her courage, began to retreat when she heard this sentence.

"Well, Mom, can we... drink less at a time?"

Liu Zhenshan said while hiccupping and waving his hands.

"Is this still too much? Hiccup... all this wine comes out in one trip to the toilet!"

"Hey, how do you go to the toilet dressed like this..."

They are now wearing bunny girl outfits, which are very inconvenient to put on and take off.

In addition, Jian Sichun is afraid that he will go to the bathroom now, and his movements will not be as sharp as usual, and if he accidentally touches his body, he will become ugly.

So I endured it all the time, and have not gone to the toilet so far.

It's okay now, but it's estimated that it will soon reach its limit.

We can only wait and see if Zhu Lingjie and Tianshui can win Shi Hai...

The conclusion is given in advance: no.

Because Shi Hai can go to the toilet at any time, so after going to the toilet twice halfway, his mental value has been greatly restored.

And after ingesting alcohol uninterruptedly, finally, the bunny girls were 'collectively killed'.

Everyone's sanity collapsed and they began to show their respective 'wine taste'.

To put it bluntly, he started drinking like crazy.

"..."

In the end, the only ones who remained sane were Shi Hai's mother and son.

At this time, the mother and son hid in the toilet together.

Of course they didn't come to the bathroom together, they were just avoiding 'trouble'.

柳真善偷偷地从厕所门缝观察客厅的形势，并数了数地上的酒瓶子……2、4、6……10、12……

"Oh~ I seem to have drunk too much by accident~"

"Mom, do you think you can get away with being cute by pretending to be cute!"

"Ahem... I admit that I accidentally drank too much, but is this level okay? Look, they didn't spit it out..."

"What a ghost, aren't they all drunk by you!"

"Hey, I didn't intend to get them drunk at first... It's just that they all want to get you drunk, so I made a little 'balance adjustment'..."

"You call this balance?"

Pooh!Will the dog plan do balance?
Liu Zhenshan was also quite embarrassed, she didn't expect them to look like that after they were drunk...

In fact, it looks quite cute... But, I feel that it will be troublesome to take care of.

Liu Zhenshan felt that it was not an option to continue hiding in the toilet, so she decided to leave all the troubles to Shi Hai, and she herself was going to go through the 'drunk girl hell' and go back to her room to sleep.

"Well... Anyway, I'll leave them to you, don't be bad, okay?"

Shi Hai pressed his mother's shoulders, and the veins popped up on his forehead.

"Wait! Mom, you made a mess, are you going to blame me!"

"How can this be called dumping the pot! They like you, so it's only natural for you to take care of them! You can also take this opportunity, um, make a little bit of trouble, right? I'll pretend I don't know..."

"Ghosts can play tricks!"

Liu Zhenshan pretended to be stupid and said.

"Oh? Shi Hai, you don't want to do more extreme things, do you? That's not okay. Anyway, after he wakes up and expresses his willingness, what should we do..."

"No! Don't talk nonsense!"

"That's right, I knew Shi Hai that you would never take advantage of others!"

Liu Zhenshan patted Shi Hai's shoulder and said.

"I trust you, son! I leave it all to you!"

After speaking, he escaped directly from the toilet and ran directly to his bedroom.

"Hey! Come back...!"

Shi Hai wanted to stop his mother but didn't have time to reach out.

The effect of alcohol is still manifested, Shi Hai's body sensitivity has dropped by at least half now, and his movements are already somewhat inconvenient.

On the other hand, Liu Zhenshan was still very flexible. He was clearly still wearing high heels, but he walked leisurely through the living room and returned to his room.

And when she ran out of the toilet, she opened the toilet door, exposing Shi Hai to them.

"Uh……"

Shi Hai felt very terrified at the moment, as if he was suddenly discovered by zombies when he was hiding in the safe zone.

The drunk girl Zombie No. [-] closest to Shi Hai, Shi Meng found Shi Hai, and walked towards him staggeringly.

That's what he said.

"It's so hot...brother, I'm so hot..."

Put your hands on the hem of the shirt, and lift it up in one breath...

"Don't take off Mengmeng!"

Shi Hai directly helped her pull the shirt back.

You know Shimeng is not wearing an ordinary bunny girl outfit!

Fortunately, although Shi Meng was drunk, he still listened to his brother very much.

"Well... I won't take it off, it's my brother's shirt... I'm going to wear it all the time..."

However, the younger sister, who was hot all over after being drunk, still couldn't bear the constant heat.

"But, it's so hot...so uncomfortable...brother..."

In the end, Shi Meng still unbuttoned all the shirts.

Shi Hai had nothing to do, he had already fanned her vigorously to cool her down, but my sister still said it was hot, so what else could I do?

Immediately afterwards, Shi Hai saw that the three heart-shaped stickers were already showing signs of slipping due to being wet with sweat.

This is not good!

Shi Hai decided to put his sister directly in the bathtub, and put cold water on the shower head to cool her down.

So he picked her up and held her in the crook of his left arm.

But when he hugged Shi Meng and was about to leave, he felt someone hugging his leg.

It was Jian Sichun who became silly when she was drunk and couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south.

"Hi... ah ha ha ha ha, Shi Hai, look... the world is spinning~turn~turn~turn!"

Jian Sichun herself couldn't even walk, and her body became limp, like a puddle of slime.

She crawled to Shi Hai's side and hugged his calf.

"Well, let me go first, okay?"

"But... what if people want to go to the bathroom and make trouble..."

"what?"

Jian Sichun said drunkenly.

"Where is the toilet? Where is the toilet? I can't find the toilet...Shihai help me...and the clothes too...can't take off...the zipper...where is the zipper...beep..."

Obviously the toilet is right in front of you, but Jian Sichun turns a blind eye to it.

This is more than a lack of sense of direction, it is simply becoming blind!

"Well...you can't bear the heat...you want to urinate and get hot..."

"Don't stop! Hold on!"

Shi Hai didn't want to see Jian Sichun peeing his pants again.

And when she wakes up and finds that she peed her pants again, she might want to die this time.

He picked up Jian Sichun again, ready to take her to the bathroom together.

However, this action has been misguided.

Jian Sichun had already drank too much before, and had been reluctant to go to the toilet, so this hug stimulated Jian Sichun's lower abdomen.

And at this time, Jian Sichun was completely drunk, and she had no shame to restrict her, which caused her to let go of the gate immediately.

"Ah... so warm... so comfortable..."

"..."

The alcohol-smelling urine wet half of Shi Hai's trouser legs.

The left half of the body is my sister's sweat, and the right half of my body is my girlfriend's urine.

But that's not all.

"Woo woo woo... Shihai where are you going...don't leave me..."

There was a drunk girl who entangled her, it was Tian Shui who became a 'crybaby' after getting drunk.

She came behind Shi Hai, grabbed the back collar of his clothes, and buried her face in his back.

"Wuuuu...do you not like me..."

Tears flowed across the face.

He showed a hopeless look.

There was also snot and tears, all smeared on Shi Hai's back.

Is this really the shrewd, capable, elegant and generous senior Tianshui?
Shi Hai sighed deeply.

"what……"

He has a very headache now, not because of the effect of alcohol, but because he has to take care of this group of drunk troublemakers.

It doesn't feel like taking care of a woman, but a group of girls in a kindergarten.

Obviously, as reborn, their minds should be much more mature, but now all of them have degenerated into childish ghosts.

Is this the magic of alcohol?
But there is no way, he is the only one who is awake now, and he can only take care of them as best he can.

In short, we must first find a way to arrange them...

But Shi Hai was really powerless by himself, and the hateful mother hid again...

Speaking of which, where is Zhu Lingjie?

Shi Hai remembered that Zhu Lingjie was the only one who was safe after drinking.

She should be fine now, right?
Saying that everyone has arrived, Zhu Lingjie lowered her head and walked in front of Shi Hai.

"Lingjie, you came just in time, help me..."

Before Shi Hai finished speaking, Zhu Lingjie cupped Shi Hai's face with both hands.

She raised her head, squinted her eyes and questioned Shi Hai.

"Shi Hai...do you think I'm easy to bully?"

"……what?"

Shi Hai looked confused.

"Why... only take care of them? What about me? I just... don't matter at all?"

"No... I didn't think about it that way."

"Then why, you...never take the initiative with me?"

"Uh……"

Shi Hai understood, and Zhu Lingjie was completely drunk.

After Zhu Lingjie asked the question, she answered it herself.

"Actually, I know... Shi Hai, you are the best... It's not that you don't take the initiative, it's just your position that doesn't allow you to take the initiative...I know...I know everything..."

After convincing herself, Zhu Lingjie's mood rose again.

"but!"

"I'm so jealous!"

"Why can they let you take care of them, but I can't? Because I'm not proactive enough?"

Shi Hai opened his mouth.

"Since that's the case... as long as I become active, you will look at me more..."

Shi Hai was physically silenced.

Although Zhu Lingjie was also drunk, she still had the ability to move.

As Jian Sichun said, the winner is the one who survives to the end.

So at this moment, Zhu Lingjie is undoubtedly the final winner.

And Shi Hai just wanted to shout out...

That angelic childhood sweetheart...

Turned into a little devil!

(End of this chapter)