Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Do not know why……

Taking over those strange-shaped weapons.

Suddenly, a background music sounded in Shinji and the others' ears.

"My heart, my heart! It is the light that makes magic happen.

Reach a magical world and create the unknown.

Create unknown space,

The blazing flames are condensing in my chest, condensing in my chest!"

Three little ones:? ? ?

ponder for a moment.

Jon blamed himself in the team voice: "Sorry, I forgot you don't understand Chinese."

immediately.

The background music changes to neon language.

"The heart of selfishness, the light of light, the magic of magic..."

Three little ones:? ? ?

Don't tell me.

You really don’t want to say that.

During the battle, the little music that gathered strength accompanied it, and it seemed to dispel most of the fatigue in the body.

Shinji looked at the sword in his hand, and suddenly felt a surge of heat in his heart. Almost without being taught, he obeyed the call of his heart and roared out the words: "Cut it in two with one stroke, Ruyi Divine Sword!"

Swah——

A sword wave was unparalleled.

The Terror Angels fell like mowed grass.

When Rei Ayanami saw this, she drew her bow silently.

shhhhhh!
A string of wonderful arrows.

Shoot whoever you want to kill.

Waiting for Asuka.

She seemed a little uncomfortable with weapons like the Wave-Splitting Light Force Gun, and seemed to be restrained.

Qiao En was anxious and couldn't help but command: "Master Xiang, this is not the way to fight."

Asuka was furious: "Then tell me, how should we fight?"

"Read the words! Read the words quickly!" Jon clapped his hands: "Follow the voice in your heart and say the words!"

Asuka's pretty face turned slightly red.

But facing the boundless nano-level apostles, she still compromised and stammered: "One split and it explodes! Splitting wave light force gun!"

The mantra is the starter.

Only by chanting the mantra can the true power of these weapons be unleashed.

Earth, water, wind.

Three Elements
Sweep away all the terrifying angels.

It is visible to the naked eye that the apostles' proliferation rate lags behind their death rate.

Wait until there is only one angel of death left.

It actually transformed into the appearance of Unit-01, intending to fight to the death.

pity.

The idea is beautiful.

Reality is fucking cruel.

The Terror Angel, who hadn't had time to click on the melee skill tree, was first shot away by Asuka, and then hit by several arrows from Rei Ayanami in mid-air.

Jon's eyes lit up: "Good opportunity, Xiao Du... No, Shinji."

Shinji didn't need to be reminded. He stepped forward and raised the Ruyi Sword high above his head: "Kill!"

After one sword strike.

The microscopic world fell into silence.

Shinji and the others gathered together, feeling a lot of emotion.

"We... did it."

"Ah."

"Hahahaha, this lady is indeed a combat genius."

Jon looked at the three people who were so excited, but still resisted the urge to spoil the fun.

With just a slight raise of his hand, he destroyed 175424 terrifying angels that had hidden in advance.

So far——

The crisis of the Eleventh Apostle was finally over.

When the three kids had almost finished communicating, Jon finally walked over and said, "Okay, okay, kids, you did a good job."

Asuka was not happy at the time, "Hey, what's the point of your tone of fooling the little devil? We are the heroes."

"Yes, yes, the United Nations should have awarded you a peace medal a long time ago." Jon said perfunctorily, and hooked his fingers: "Okay, you can return my wonderful tool."

Ah this...

Although they were only used for a short time, Shinji and the others had to admit that these weapons were powerful.

Especially Asuka.

This gun...can spray water...

What girl doesn't like playing in water?

But, it's just borrowed after all.

Finally, Asuka reluctantly handed over the Splitting Light Force Gun: "Humph, who cares about your broken thing?"

Hearing this, Jon smiled.

He put away the Wave-Splitting Light Force Spear and said with a relaxed expression, "In that case, Shinji and Nagato, you can keep the Ruyi Sword and the Shudrom Bow."

Asuka: ???

No, that’s how you play it, right?

She opened her mouth.

After thinking for a long time, he couldn't bring himself to give in, so he could only shout in the cockpit.

"what!!!!!"

Jon: "Everyone, look, this is the noisiest hen in the world, commonly known as the red screaming chicken in the industry."

Asuka: ???

It hurts, you're targeting me, right?

Jon smiled, walked to Unit 2, and hooked his arm around Unit 2's neck. "So - why are you being so arrogant? Look at Rei, even when she was criticized for being Nagato Yuki, she was very quiet. Unlike you, you yell and scream whenever something happens. No wonder you're always made into ghost videos."

Asuka didn't quite understand the meaning of these words, but she realized that she was being tricked, and said viciously: "Don't give me the chance, otherwise, you will be in trouble."

Jon was unmoved.

Suddenly he flipped his hand and fired a gun, piercing Unit 2's eye socket.

"Ah!!! My eyes!!! Eh? It doesn't hurt." Asuka subconsciously covered her eyes and screamed.

But in a moment, she felt it carefully and found that there was nothing serious, and her expression was a little dazed.

"I put the weapon in your pupil. If you need it, just pull it out of your eye." Jon turned around and waved to Unit 2: "If others have it, my pet should have it too."

Asuka was stunned, and was a little touched at first, but then she reacted: "Who is your pet?"

pity.

Jon had disappeared.

Shinji was amused but also alert, afraid that Asuka would vent her anger on him, so he could only comfort her, "Mr. Jon just likes to joke around."

Ayanami Rei: "Indeed—"

After a pause, he added, "And I've noticed that he jokes with you much more often than with me and Shinji-kun."

Asuka was not convinced: "Why? Why?"

Rei Ayanami pondered for a moment, then said in a firm tone, "It's probably your personality that makes it easiest to make fun of you."

Everyone laughs at you, but you are the funniest.

Asuka turned off the microphone in a huff.

Shinji and Rei Ayanami disagreed.

Anyway, Xiangxiang will return to normal after a while.

Don't mind~
Compared to comforting teammates, it is more important to research weapons.

With the reminder of the gun in the eye socket, Shinji and Rei Ayanami skillfully put away the two holy weapons, the Ruyi Sword and the Shudrom Bow.

After practicing for a while, I was even able to control it at will.

At this moment, the figures of the three people disappeared from the microscopic world.

NERV Base——

Staring at the three machines that suddenly returned.

Akagi Ritsuko pushed up her glasses and said, "Confirmed, Unit-01, Unit-00 and Unit-02 have been successfully recovered. The number of remaining eleventh angels is zero. They have been eliminated."

As soon as he finished speaking, cheers came from the command room.

Regardless, humans once again defeated the Angels and survived.

This is more important than anything else.

Shinji and his companions left the injection plug and were immediately greeted by their immediate superior, Misato Katsuragi.

But the purple-haired beauty looked concerned: "Are you okay? Are you hurt?"

Asuka shook her hair and said, "With me here, there's no way I can fail to complete the mission."

Shinji curled his lips and ruthlessly sabotaged: "The apostles multiplied too quickly, and we were once in a difficult battle. Fortunately, with the strong support of Mr. Jon, we were able to turn defeat into victory..."

"Strong support?" Misato Katsuragi narrowed her eyes. "Regarding this part, I hope you can tell me everything in detail and don't leave out any part."

the other side.

Meeting Room——

Ikari Gendō crossed his fingers and placed them on the table.

The same is true for Jon.

The two sat opposite each other.

The atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kozo could no longer bear to watch and coughed: "Regarding the battle in the microscopic world..."

Ikari Gendo went down the stairs and said, "I hope you can tell us everything without reservation."

"That's right - what are you pretending to be?" Jon changed his posture and put his legs on the table. "In short, I took out three powerful weapons and equipped Unit-01 and the other three machines. In fact, according to the color distribution, the red Unit-02 should have the Ruyi Sword, the blue Unit-00 should have the Pilang Light Force Gun, and the purple Unit-01... well, should we change the paint job of Unit-01 to green? It feels a bit out of place to have a purple machine with a bow."

Gendō Ikari and Kōzo Fuyutsuki didn't understand theories like which colors corresponded to which weapons.

But I understood.

Three weapons that were powerful enough to break the AT force field and destroy the apostles fell into the hands of the human side.

"Those weapons...are very powerful?" asked Gendo Ikari.

Jon thought for a moment and said, "It should be enough to crush the Demon King."

"Is the Demon King very strong?" Ikari Gendo asked again.

Jon nodded: "Very strong."

"How does it compare to the apostles?" Dongyue Gengzao asked.

"Then the Demon King is probably stronger." Jon answered with certainty.

Hearing this, the commander-in-chief and the deputy commander felt a wave of emotion in their hearts.

If what the guy on the other side said is true.

Shinji and his friends really got something incredible.

And look at 'Jon's' appearance.

The other party has a lot of similar weapons?
Tsk.

This guy is truly unpredictable using human thinking.

Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses and said, "Anyway, you helped humans defeat the apostles. According to the previous agreement, this is yours."

As he spoke, he took out a tightly sealed black box from under the conference table.

Jon took the box without even looking at it and put it into the 'Dimensional Public Warehouse'.

The Adam embryo might be considered an extremely dangerous item by the people in this world, but to Jon, it was just that, and its specific value was almost the same as that of miscellaneous items.

Little did they know that this mere space storage had caused great shock to Ikari Gendō and Fuyutsuki Kozo.

The two looked at each other.

Finally, Ikari Gendō nodded and said, "In view of the irreplaceable role you played in this battle, I would like to make a deal with you. If there is another apostle invasion, can you still help?"

"That depends on what price you can pay." Jon shrugged.

Ikari Gendo: "I can give you something secret. That's the only price I can afford."

Jon shrugged: "It depends on my mood. Anyway, I had a lot of fun this time."

After saying that, he tilted his head and said, "Well, I'm going home to eat. Bye~"

As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared without a trace in front of Ikari Gendo and Fuyutsuki Kozo.

Ikari Gendo had long been accustomed to Jon's various strange behaviors, and looked at his deputy: "What do you think?"

"What do I think? I am pessimistic about the future of mankind. I don't even think there is any need to implement that plan." Fuyutsuki Kozo said worriedly with his hands behind his back.

Ikari Gendo: "Don't be pessimistic. At least he... is still on the side of humans for now."

Fuyutsuki Kozo: "Yes, for now. If he gets tired of playing one day, what can we use to resist the playful destruction of a higher-dimensional creature? Just like before you destroy a nest of ants, would you calmly ask the ants for their opinions?"

"First of all, I don't have a hobby of playing with ants. That's something only elementary school students would do. Secondly, if the day comes when mankind is destroyed and it cannot be reversed no matter what happens, I will accept it calmly." Ikari Gendo said calmly.

Dongyue Gengzao was stunned for a moment, with a hint of suspicion in his expression: "You have changed, you are no longer the same as before."

"I've died more than once, so it's understandable that I've changed." From an angle that Fuyutsuki Kozo couldn't see, Ikari Gendo raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Let nature take its course. I've even handed over the Adam embryo..."

"That's so unwise." Fuyutsuki Kozo shook his head.

"You don't understand. The value of one Jon is greater than ten thousand Adam embryos." Ikari Gendo once again assumed his signature pose: "You go to the meeting later. I don't want to face those bigwigs who are constantly arguing and have ulterior motives. Just because I didn't pursue the matter of the Sky Angel last time doesn't mean I don't care."

……

……

'Qiao Family Courtyard' is the name that Qiao En gave to his residence.

At this moment, there was joy inside the mansion.

Asuka raised her glass: "To another victory."

Without waiting for anyone to reply, Jon responded directly: "Okay, Captain."

Asuka: ???

Who is the leader?

Jon blinked and explained, "I complained about Ayanami Rei before, and I always feel a little sorry for you, so Captain Suzumiya, please continue."

Asuka: ???

This guy is saying something that no one can understand again.

Forget it.

Don't let some inexplicable guys ruin your good mood.

She coughed lightly, raised her glass again and said, "Cheers to victory!"

Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi raised their glasses of wheat juice: "Cheers."

Big win.

Of course it should be celebrated.

Under the influence of alcohol, the atmosphere gradually became heated.

After a while, Ritsuko Akagi said that she wanted to talk to John about something alone.

Jon patted his chest generously and said, "Go to my room."

Katsuragi Misato seemed to have thought of something, and hesitantly said: "You want to give birth to an alien?!"

Three little ones:? ? ?

this age group.

Girls always mature earlier than boys.

Asuka's face suddenly turned red.

On the other hand, Rei Ayanami seemed very calm, as if it had nothing to do with her.

Shinji scratched his head: "What's wrong with you? Why do you have such expressions?"

Akagi Ritsuko waved her hand and said, "What are you thinking about? Jon and I... um, Mr. Jon, we want to discuss some academic issues."

Misato Katsuragi drank her wine nonchalantly: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, we all understand."

Explanation is to cover.

What is being concealed is the truth.

Ritsuko Akagi had no choice but to go ahead.

Jon rubbed his hands deliberately, revealing a lecherous expression: "Well, I'm going to discuss academic issues, you guys eat and drink well, drink and eat well." (End of this chapter)