Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 1006: Teacher Qiao En's Life Talk

Academic issues.

It is indeed an academic question.

Purer than the Tianshan Snow Lotus.

In response, Jon said: It's really boring.

……

……

the following few days.

The days suddenly became quiet.

Those who should go to school should go to school, and those who should go to work should go to work.

But Jon, who stays at home every day, has no peace. From time to time, a few mysterious men in black suits and sunglasses come to him.

Those people are not from the same group.

If the two sides meet unexpectedly, verbal conflicts may also arise.

Not only does Jon not stop it, but he encourages it: "Fight, fight."

Unfortunately, the agents all have their dignity to protect. They make sarcastic remarks but are unwilling to actually take action.

Jon thought that this peaceful life would continue until the next apostle arrived.

Then one night, Asuka suddenly came to the door.

The girl looked angry and broke into Jon's room without saying a word.

Qiao was slightly startled, pretended to cover his eyes, and blinked through his fingers: "Teacher Xiang, don't be like this, Teacher Xiang..."

"Tell me, what am I missing?" Asuka asked angrily.

I don't know if she was asking Jon or herself.

Jon couldn't hide his disappointment: "You're not going to take it off?"

Asuka: ???

Jon laughed dryly: "Well, I wasn't really looking forward to it. Besides, you're really pretentious."

Asuka:? ? ? ? ? ?
When I type this question mark, it’s not that I have a problem, but that you have a problem.

Jon performed Sichuan Opera face-changing on the spot and quickly returned to his normal appearance: "Okay, no more jokes. So the content of your 'Life Talk' is the exploration of self-worth?"

Asuka pulled over a chair, crossed her arms, crossed her legs, and sat opposite Jon: "Come on, give me an evaluation of this lady."

"First, normal people wouldn't refer to themselves as 'this lady'. Second, your movements were too big and I saw the pink bow. Third, you are a foreigner indeed, your ahoge is actually yellow."

Jon still looks like a life mentor, but his words don't make sense no matter how you listen to them.

Asuka's face suddenly turned red, and her anger was mostly gone. She shouted, "You are sexually harassing me! Do you know that?"

"Haha, then call the police to arrest me." Jon pouted: "Come on, let the iron fist of justice fall on me."

Asuka couldn't help it and punched him hard: "You rascal, accept the punishment."

Qiao En was hit and said indifferently: "Too weak, too weak. A player like you can't even enter the preliminary round of the world's number one martial arts competition."

"Who wants to go! Participate in! That! Weird! Martial Arts Tournament!" Asuka threw punches continuously.

It must be said that he is indeed trained and his physical strength is much stronger than that of ordinary people.

Jon sat there and let her beat him for three or four minutes, tiring Asuka out of breath.

The old rogue glanced at him and said disdainfully: "You don't even have the energy to beat someone up, and you still say you're a driver? Go home and raise pigs."

Asuka: ...

I feel wronged, uncomfortable and want to cry.

In fact, she had cried.

Tears were streaming down my face.

"Everyone is bullying me, everyone is bullying me, ah!!!"

Red Screaming Chicken, a classic replica.

Jon was quick to cover Asuka's mouth and said, "Talk is one thing, but don't shout or yell. Even if there are no neighbors around, you should still consider the impact."

Asuka: "Mmmmm!"

She tried to bite Jon's hand.

Then I felt a burning sensation on my lips.

Jon loosened his hand, not looking embarrassed at all: "I have a little ability to predict the future, so a second before you bit me, I generated some capsaicin on my hand."

Asuka's lips were swollen.

Now it’s better. I’m neither angry nor aggrieved. The only thing left is pain.

"Don't you think you're feeling so down, so I want to comfort you?" John shook his head gently, and a green light sprinkled on Asuka, instantly healing all the girl's injuries and eliminating her thick, sausage-like lips.

Asuka was stunned for two seconds, then sat back in the chair - sitting very dignifiedly with her legs tightly together.

Jon pushed up his non-existent glasses on his nose and said, "Well, let's continue the topic. The topic of our life talk is about 'the exploration of self-worth', right?"

Asuka opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.

In the end, I actually laughed.

Then she understood that people would actually laugh out loud when they were extremely speechless.

Jon stopped joking and spoke in a sincere tone: "I know you are a person who craves recognition from others. The shadow of your childhood is locked in your heart and cannot be dissipated. As long as there is a trigger, it will hurt you doubly. That's why I face you with that indifferent attitude. Can you understand?"

Hearing this, Asuka's expression changed slightly: "So that's how it is..."

"Partly, yes. Partly, it's just really fun to see you break down and scream." Jon chuckled.

Asuka: I've come to terms with it, but I've become introverted again.

"Okay, okay, tell me about your troubles. I can't guarantee that I can solve them, but I can guarantee that I can suppress your original troubles with other troubles. Isn't this a kind of psychological therapy? Hey, I am worthy of this." As he spoke, Jon gave himself a thumbs up.

Asuka turned her head away deliberately: "No, nothing."

"Look, you're being stubborn again, aren't you?" Jon narrowed his eyes and stroked his smooth chin. "Let me guess. You must have a crush on the men around you, like me, but because of the disparity in status and strength, you've fallen into a deep inferiority complex."

"Huh?" Asuka's voice suddenly rose an octave: "Who would be interested in an alien like you?"

"If you put it that way, then I'm going to show you my tentacles." Jon's expression remained unchanged: "Have you seen it? It's that classic cartoon about magical girls fighting alien creatures."

A big question mark appeared above Asuka's head.

Is the cartoon you mentioned serious?
Ok.

I don't think it's anything serious.

Asuka sighed: "I... I don't know how to say it... I just feel quite unhappy recently... especially when I saw that stupid Shinji..."

Jon snapped his fingers: "Isn't this simple? You are in love."

Asuka suddenly lost her composure: "Huh? How can I fall in love? I want to be the best pilot and be the center of attention..."

As she talked, she couldn't speak anymore.

Jon shrugged. "It's understandable for a girl of your age to have some thoughts in this regard. The only person of your age around you is Shinji, so it's normal for you to have a crush on him."

Asuka was not convinced and retorted: "There are many male classmates in my class."

Jon said with a half-smile: "Let me touch your chest, and ask yourself, do you think those ordinary boys are good enough for you?"

Asuka stopped talking.

The answer is obviously no. Those dull and vulgar boys are not even as good as this weird alien in front of them.

and many more.

How come I have unknowingly added the guy across from me to my dating list? Cross it out, cross it out now!

Jon spread his hands: "You see, it's that simple. I think you must have been ignored by Shinji, so... Of course, it's also possible that you feel jealous because of the relationship between Rei and Shinji.

But you can rest assured, Shinji is a coward, and after confirming the relationship, he seems a little distant. You might have a good chance if you confess. "

"Who wants to confess?" Asuka said angrily, "I don't like that guy."

"Here we go again~ Such a tsundere." Jon raised his eyebrows: "If repressed emotions cannot be released, they will fall into some kind of uncontrollable violent state."

Asuka snorted coldly: "Don't worry about it."

Although she said so, she was extremely nervous.

Lies don't hurt, truth is the knife.

She was a little panicked...

Jon: "Okay, anyway, the things between you boys and girls in adolescence are just like that. As long as you don't make any dramas of youth pain literature, I can support anyone being with anyone. Even if we take a step back, can't we turn the mecha doomsday battle series into a harem campus comedy series? Shinji doesn't want to be the protagonist, so I can only accept you with reluctance."

"Who asked you?" Asuka walked out angrily.

Before leaving, she suddenly turned back and asked curiously, "Do you really have tentacles?"

Jon chuckled, and many transparent threads emerged from his back, entwined Asuka's wrists and ankles, and gently lifted the girl up in the air: "Do you think I have it?"

Asuka: "Put me down!"

Jon: “Beg me.”

Asuka: ...

Ok.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves.

"Please, put me down."

Jon didn't make any further excessive demands and let go of Asuka.

Asuka screamed "Ouch" and was thrown hard. She glared at John.

Jon blew her a kiss in return.

Asuka: Slip away!
It turns out.

A teenager’s life mentor should be an unreliable person.

Asuka is fine.

But Shinji ran into trouble.

The next day, the boy pulled over a chair and sat opposite Jon: "Mr. Jon, I have some questions I want to get answers from you."

Jon: "Please, confused boy, I will always be your life mentor."

"Recently, in fact, it was just yesterday, that man... Ikari Gendo, went to visit the grave of my mother with me. I could feel that he seemed to want to repair the relationship between us. I originally refused, but a voice in my heart told me that it would be okay to forgive him and give up the hatred. I really don't know what to do. Can you help me?" Shinji grabbed his hair in annoyance.

Qiao En thought for a moment and said, "To be honest, your living father cannot say that he does not love you, but he is just like you, at least just like you before, always likes to escape... To put it simply, he does not have the innate ability to love like the girls. In this world, he only cares about your dead mother, and loving you is just a byproduct. Can you understand?"

After a moment's silence, he continued, "I understand that you want to forgive him. After all, blood is thicker than water. You have beaten him so many times, so you should have vented your anger. But I still suggest not to forgive him, because he has a purpose to repair the relationship. In other words, if I am not there, he will always regard you as a useful tool and a part of the plan. Do you understand?"

Do you understand? Yes.

Do you understand? Yes.

Shinji nodded: "I feel much better now that you said that."

He looked at Jon with great admiration: "Ah, you are indeed like me, Mr. Jon. You always see everything so clearly."

Jon waved his hand: "The vast majority of netizens have already analyzed your behavior patterns and psychological states. I just copied the answers."

Shinji: ???
Can't understand.

But forget it.

That old guy Ikari Gendo wants to repair the relationship?
Not that easy!
Shinji is gone.

then……

Rei Ayanami came in.

She looked at Jon steadily and said softly, "Is this where we have a life talk?"

Jon stroked his smooth chin and said, "I'm thinking, should I charge a fee?"

After hearing this, Rei Ayanami took out a very old wallet from her pocket and said, "I still have some money here..."

"It's just a joke, why do you take it so seriously?" Jon waved his hands and grabbed a new little frog wallet (the same model as Uzumaki Naruto's) from the void: "This is for you."

Ayanami Rei was stunned for a moment, then took it and said with some gratitude in her voice: "Thank you."

"Nothing. For a child like you who lacks love, a little favor is enough to win your favor." Jon extended his hand to invite: "So, what is your trouble?"

Rei Ayanami pondered for a moment and said, "The meaning of life."

"You are already anthropomorphic enough, little girl. You don't need to look for the meaning of life." Jon smiled: "I can't give you that answer either. When you encounter something you can't understand, just smile."

"Smile?" Rei Ayanami asked.

"Yes, smile, come on, smile now, smile right away." Jon said, pulling out a camera from somewhere.

Ayanami Rei smiled, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised: "Hehe?"

"Your smile is so fake." Jon was not very satisfied.

Changing the subject, "How about this, Nagato Yuki-san."

"I'm Ayanami Rei."

Jon: "I know, Tabatha."

"I'm Ayanami Rei."

Jon: "Okay, okay, Ikaros."

"I am...never mind, you can call me whatever you want."

There is always an invisible magic in Mr. Qiao that can trigger the complaining gene hidden in everyone's body.

Rei Ayanami is no exception.

Jon: "If you want to find the meaning of life, you might as well start with small things. For example, my shoulders are sore, can you come over and give me a massage?"

But Rei Ayanami was not fooled.

She is just cold-tempered, not really stupid.

This kind of work obviously has nothing to do with the meaning of life.

but.

She didn't know why, but after talking to Mr. Jon, she felt herself becoming more anthropomorphic.

Complaining is an incredible skill, and you need to practice it more in the future.

"Thank you, Mr. John." Rei Ayanami stood up and said goodbye: "By the way, today's dinner is hamburger meat."

Jon smiled and said, "Going from being a pure vegetarian to eating everything is, in a way, a great victory. And you didn't have dreams before, did you? Have you started dreaming recently?"

Rei Ayanami: "How do you know... But I did start dreaming recently."

Jon clapped his hands: "That means you have found the meaning of life, but you don't know it yet."

Hearing this, Ayanami Rei seemed to be thinking about something.