Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 1016: The Helpless Visitors from Outer Space

Shinji said nothing.

He didn't say anything, and Ikari Gendō didn't say anything either.

The father and son just looked at each other.

The atmosphere was eerily quiet.

After an unknown amount of time, Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses and said, "Forget it. If you don't want to talk about it, then don't talk about it. You should have a good rest. We still have training tasks to do next."

Hearing this, Shinji smiled: "Even if you keep this to yourself, I still think you care about me. In the final analysis, I am just a useful tool in your eyes."

Ikari Gendo: "Otherwise, what else do you want me to think of you as?"

Shinji's smile became brighter and brighter. "Instead of saying hello to me and everyone else, playing a parent-child game like playing house, at least you should act like a human being."

"are you human?"

"Are you really human?"

Two questions.

Each voice becomes stronger and stronger.

Ikari Gendō's expression remained unchanged: "My personal identity is insignificant to the cruel situation that all of humanity is facing. If I can lead humanity through the crisis, it doesn't matter whether I am a human or not."

"Ha, you admitted it yourself." Shinji pointed at Ikari Gendo with a smile, as if he had found some flaw.

But soon, he stopped smiling and said, "Go away, monster."

Ikari Gendo: "Have a good rest."

After he finished speaking, he stood up and put down the peeled apple.

When there was only one person left in the ward, Shinji suddenly became very angry.

He had an urge to smash things up.

But in the end, he remained calm and took a big bite of the apple.

"Bah, it tastes really bad."

……

……

"Hey."

"I'm not saying hi, I'm saying..."

"Okay, okay, don't repeat some lame jokes anymore."

Asuka stood in front of Jon with her hands on her hips, a smug look on her face: "I did a good job last time, didn't I?"

"I didn't expect you would actually poke someone's eyes. What a scary woman, so scary. I have to stay away from you." Jon hugged his arms in pretended fear.

Asuka was so annoyed: "Are you sick?"

"I have no choice. In order to prevent you from falling in love with me, I have to act like a bitch again and again." Jon spread his hands: "I also know that my charm is hard for ordinary people to resist, but little girl, please respect yourself a little bit, okay?"

"Huh? Why don't I respect myself?" Asuka was dissatisfied.

Qiao En pointed at her and said, "Don't always walk around in front of me in a tank top. Girls need to learn to have boundaries."

At this point, he rubbed his hands and said, "Why not change into combat uniforms?"

Asuka is no fool, and sees through Jon's ruse: "What do you think of the battle suit?!"

"One-piece latex suits are very popular in the market." Jon said seriously, "People like to see this."

"Who is this big guy?"

Asuka was unknowingly led into the ditch by John again.

Fortunately, she was determined and coughed lightly: "The facts prove that I, Soryu Asuka Langley, am the best pilot!"

Jon clapped his hands in cooperation: "Yes, yes, that's right."

This reaction caught Asuka off guard: "What? You just agree with it? You're being sarcastic, belittling, and suppressing me. Bring it all to me."

"Why do you need to do this? You are the best." Jon said sincerely, "Otherwise, why would the only Blue Power Battery be installed on the No. 2 machine? This means that it's not just me who thinks so, everyone thinks so."

"Ah, this... hehe... I'm actually not that good." Asuka blushed and scratched her head shyly.

"You are so charming even when you are shy. Oh! You are worthy of being me. Long live Asuka-sama." He just kept saying nice things. Jon's mouth was like a machine gun. It never stopped after it started: "Elegant, so elegant."

Asuka: "There's no need to exaggerate."

"Of course I want it, and I'm just telling the truth, it can't be considered flattery." Jon raised his thumb and gestured in front of Asuka: "Does this world not allow people who tell the truth to exist?"

Asuka really couldn't stand it anymore.

The little girl is a donkey that goes with the flow.

You have to coax them, don't pull them.

However, considering her tsundere nature, her face still turned red and she said a lot of things against her will.

For example, "I won't be happy even if you praise me", "There's no need to repeat the obvious facts", "There's no best, only better, just wait and see how I perform in the future."

No matter what the other party said, Jon just nodded and smiled.

Asuka is completely satisfied.

When I left the room, my steps were unsteady.

Coincidentally.

This scene was seen by Misato Katsuragi.

The beautiful lady was anxious: "How dare you attack a little girl!"

"To be exact, I spoke with my mouth." Jon's expression remained unchanged: "Do you want to try it too?"

Katsuragi Misato: ???
What are you trying? You are not allowed to try.

She wanted to say that.

But when the words came to my lips, they turned into "It's okay to try."

Jon chuckled and said, "Give me money."

No, I want money!

Misato Katsuragi was shocked.

Jon spread his hands and said, "Looking at you, it seems that you haven't noticed how much benefit you have gained. Haven't you noticed that your complexion has been getting better and better recently, and your complexion has been getting more and more rosy?"

Misato Katsuragi: “Yes, there are some…”

"That's it, it's for beauty and skin care, so many people beg for it." Qiao Wen rubbed his hands: "If you don't want to pay, you can put on your combat uniform and show it to me. You know, most people like it."

"Where did this big guy come from?" Misato Katsuragi became more and more confused.

Jon didn't care and turned out a set of combat uniform: "I have all the clothes ready."

Katsuragi Misato: ???
However, although.

Finally, she agreed to this unreasonable request.

……

……

A cigarette afterwards.

Better than a living god.

of course.

Jon is a non-smoker.

Someone else is smoking.

Mr. Qiao huddled in his quilt with an aggrieved expression.

Katsuragi Misato was full of black lines on her face: "You are the one who bullied me, not me who bullied you. Who are you acting for?"

Jon: "Wow, mom and dad, I'm not clean anymore..."

Katsuragi Miri was surprised: "You have parents too?"

"How rude! Why can't I have parents? I have a happy and harmonious family, many relatives, and a lot of joy in the Qiao family compound. Do you understand the value of this?" Qiao En stopped pretending and poked his head out from under the quilt.

Misato Katsuragi: "I thought that special beings like you were just an exception in the universe."

Jon: "What do you know about the universe? Do you know where the end of the sky is? You don't know. You can only use your beauty to seduce me, an old demon who has lived for 1 million years."

Sometimes there are a lot of complaints about this statement.

However, Misato Katsuragi has gradually mastered the skills to get along with John.

That is selective ignorance. "The commander is doubting me, which has already been tainted." Putting out the cigarette, Katsuragi Misato smiled bitterly and said, "To some extent, his suspicion is very reasonable."

Jon looked at the people around him: "Indeed-"

satisfied?
Overflowing.

If this is not considered pollution.

What else is considered pollution?

Katsuragi Misato continued, "So I thought, instead of being depressed and being suspected, it's better to live a relaxed and happy life. At least according to human aesthetics, you are a rare handsome guy, and you are strong enough and have unlimited energy."

Jon: “Thanks for the compliment.”

After a pause, he asked, "So, what is your request?"

"How rude! Who do you think I am?" Katsuragi Misato said, "I am not the kind of woman who relies on business to achieve her goals."

"You just put on your battle uniform."

Misato Katsuragi said with a dark face: "I have my own pursuits and beliefs."

"You just put on your battle uniform."

Misato Katsuragi: "Can you please stop talking about the battle suit?"

“I just recorded the video.”

"Go to hell, you alien monster!" Misato Katsuragi suddenly jumped up.

Then he encountered ruthless suppression by a man named Qiao.

Under the serious pressure of Yin Wei, she quickly surrendered: "I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"So, if you have any requests, just ask honestly." Jon put his hands on his pillow: "We are all adults, there is no need to hide anything."

Taking a deep breath, she spoke slowly.

After hearing this, Jon made an OK gesture and said, "Deal."

"So - this is not a deal, you bastard!" Misato Katsuragi broke through her defense for the second time, which was very rare.

……

……

The complexion is rosy and energetic.

It’s time to say it or not.

Mr. Qiao is simply a walking tonic.

Even the staff in the same office couldn't help but admire: "The first lieutenant looks a lot younger recently."

Misato Katsuragi was moved, but pretended not to care: "Why? I wasn't young before."

"No no."

"No way."

"The first lieutenant is always glorious."

Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and said, "Alright, alright, one by one, stop flattering and get back to work."

"Yes--"

Just then, Ritsuko Akagi came over.

Without saying anything, looking at Katsuragi Misato's expression, he couldn't help but admonish her, "You must learn to be moderate and don't fall into this trap again and again."

Three black lines appeared on Misato Katsuragi's forehead.

Deliberately skipping the topic: "What's the matter?"

"Of course there is something. I think I have observed the movements of an apostle." As she spoke, she handed the folder in her hand to the other party and said, "The enemy comes from outer space. You know, the vast universe, in a sense, they can even be regarded as aliens."

alien?
Misato Katsuragi is very sensitive to this word.

I opened the file and read it carefully.

The more I looked at her, the darker her face became: “That is to say, if we can’t stop it, it will cause an irreversible disaster.”

"Yes, and a special energy fluctuation was detected in that apostle, which is suspected to cause pollution, mental and spiritual pollution." Akagi Ritsuko said seriously: "We must make a decision before an irreparable disaster occurs."

Misato Katsuragi knew what the "decision" that Ritsuko Akagi mentioned meant.

Unit-0, Unit-2 and Unit- are all currently under repair.

He couldn't even use his mechanical prosthesis to support his movements like last time, let alone fight against the apostles.

Then there is only one solution - to ask for external help.

Use magic to fight magic, and use aliens to fight aliens.

"But..." Katsuragi Misato seemed doubtful: "That guy won't obey our orders so easily."

Asking someone to help you comes at a price.

Ikari Gendō gave the Adam embryo.

Ryoji Kaji put himself on the line.

Misato Katsuragi was even forced to perform various embarrassing plays.

She couldn't imagine what price Jon would have to pay to repel the apostles from outer space.

"What about Unit 3? Isn't Unit almost repaired? We can't always trouble others, especially to paralyze a guy who is already troublesome." Misato Katsuragi expressed a different opinion.

"Unit 3 isn't that badly damaged, but its automatic combat system is completely destroyed. To restart it, we need to have extraordinary willpower... or two people to fight." Akagi Ritsuko calmly analyzed the situation. "If it's Shinji and Zero, their synchronization rate must reach at least 80% to have a chance of starting Unit 3."

"We're talking about the synchronization rate between the two of them, not their synchronization rate with Unit 3. If there are too many reduction zones, I'm afraid Unit 3 won't be able to fully utilize its capabilities."

"And even if Unit 3 is activated, how to defeat the Angel in outer space is a question worth pondering. If Shinji can use that kind of high-energy sword light, it won't be a big problem. But as you can see, the charging time of that move is too long. If there is no teammate to cover it, it will be easily interrupted."

One by one, all were analyzed.

Ge Chengmei couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Why are the apostles more powerful than each other? I still prefer the Rain Angel who was killed by a machine gun."

Akagi Ritsuko: "That guy's strong acid... Never mind, there's no point in saying this. You are the battle commander, and your opinions can influence the decisions above to a certain extent."

Misato Katsuragi waved her hands and said, "You think too highly of me. There is only one person in this base who can make the final decision, and that is the commander. I am a soldier, and it is my duty to obey orders. I will do whatever the superiors say. That's all."

Different than expected.

Ikari Gendo learned about the situation and considered the pros and cons in a short time. He called Jon without hesitation:

"Mr. Jon, help."

Concise and concise.

Jon: “Money?”

Also concise.

Ikari Gendo: "As you wish."

Jon: “Really?”

Ikari Gendo: “True.”

Jon: “Okay.”

The time between the two people's communication never exceeded one minute.

A shady deal was finalized.

……

……

Asuka hugged Jon's legs: "You can't leave!"

Qiao En was helpless: "Don't do this, Teacher Xiang, don't do this, I'm scared."

Asuka: "I know everything. NERV wants you to take action to deal with the apostles again, right? Why? Why do you want to deprive me of the meaning of existence?"

Jon: "Don't you want to be the best trainer in the world?"

"There are only three trainers in the world!" Asuka emphasized.

Jon stroked his smooth chin and said with a strange look in his eyes: "Is it possible that there are only three pilots in the world, and it doesn't seem that you are too eager to be the first..."

Asuka: "I don't care, I want to go with you anyway."

Jon heard it.

What deprives life of its meaning.

You just want to stick to me, right?
There's really nothing we can do about you, red screaming chicken.

Who made me so soft-hearted?