Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 1017 Shoot Him, the Sharp Gun

Chapter 1017 Shoot Him, the Sharp Gun
Wuhu, take off!
Asuka was very excited.

But others don't think so.

Especially a certain commander of NERV.

"No," he said, "Asuka can't leave here."

"Huh?" Before Jon could speak, Asuka said with an unhappy look: "What right do you have to control me?"

"In theory, he is indeed qualified. How can a mere pilot like you talk to the highest officer?" Jon said sarcastically, "He is in charge of everything, whether he can or cannot. Do you have a temper?"

As expected of someone like Qiao, Asuka quickly caught up with the rhythm: "I'm so scared."

Ikari Gendo: ...

One counts as one.

These drivers have all learned bad habits!
I heard that there was an incident of the AT force field disappearing before?

If he didn't know it was impossible, he really wanted to find another group of qualified people!
Gendo Ikari: "From an official perspective, every pilot is precious, and I can't let you go on an adventure in outer space, especially without a body.

From a personal perspective... never mind, let's talk about it from an official perspective. Anyway, I don't agree."

Asuka made a face: "Idiot~"

Baga Baga, anyone wearing sunglasses is a baga.

Ikari Gendō was so angry that he almost lost his character.

Outrageous.

This is simply unreasonable!
Where is my authority as a commander?

But think about it carefully.

After being beaten so many times by his own children, how could he have any dignity left?

Forget it.

Good words can't persuade a damned ghost.

This little girl is not afraid of pollution, so she can just go out.

As long as Shinji stays on Earth, that's enough.

Some negotiations.

Asuka achieved her goal.

I was so happy that I even felt like I was floating while walking.

I heard that Asuka is going to 'fight side by side' with Jon.

Shinji also wanted to go.

But in the end, Misato Katsuragi managed to suppress it with much persuasion.

The apostle code-named Bird Angel was getting closer and closer, and was about to approach the satellite orbit.

Although she couldn't drive the machine, Asuka still changed into her combat uniform out of habit.

It’s time to say it or not.

Normal Xiang and bodysuit Xiang are completely two different people.

Jon couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Asuka puffed out her chest proudly: "Well, now you have seen my charm as a woman."

"I've seen it, I've seen it. It's worthy of you, Miss Asuka." John clapped exaggeratedly.

Asuka was so embarrassed.

Clearing her throat, she asked, "So, what are you going to do?"

"Do it? Now!" Jon pretended to be shocked.

Asuka somehow understood the meaning of this joke, and said anxiously and shyly: "Don't play such a tasteless joke on me."

"This is the famous line said by the great Marleyan warrior Reiner Brown to his good friend Little Bei. How can it be a tasteless joke?" Jon asked back.

"What are Marleyan warriors?" Asuka blinked.

Jon raised a finger: "You don't need to know so much, you just need to know that he is a man who likes to sit down."

Asuka: ???

Being interrupted like this.

Most of the excitement is gone.

At this time, Katsuragi Misato came over and said, "Please start the battle as soon as possible. The Angels are coming very fast. In another 2 hours, 3 minutes and 02 seconds, they will break through the atmosphere and officially enter the Earth where we live."

"How come it's accurate to the second? Never mind, that's not the point. The point is, am I going to go there unarmed?" Jon stretched out his hand to Misato Katsuragi: "I must have something handy."

arms?

Does this mean you are asking for weapons?

Jon looked at Misato Katsuragi steadily and said, "I heard there seems to be a fork gun under the base."

What a fork gun.

Where did the fork gun come from?

Misato Katsuragi was confused.

Jon rubbed his hands together and said, "I don't really want it either. Don't get me wrong. I really don't want it."

Asuka was watching from the side with a frown on her face.

It was evaluated as a poor imitation of tsundere.

Is this how other people usually see me?

Alas.

Yes, it's hard to bear.

Misato Katsuragi had no idea what John was talking about.

But someone knows.

Soon, the voice of a man in sunglasses came from the headphones.

"Give"

One word, simple but powerful.

Ge Chengmei realized that there must be some dirty deal involved here, and said with a straight face: "The commander agreed, you can get that... fork gun."

"Okay, okay, that's enough." Jon smiled, and didn't rush to find the weapon. He turned to look at Asuka: "Are you ready?"

Asuka nodded: "I'm ready."

Jon suddenly raised his voice: "I Can't hear you!"

Asuka was startled.

What's wrong with this?
But Jon refused to give up and pretended to listen.

Asuka said with a brave face: "I'm ready!"

"Call me Captain."

"Ready, Captain!"

Jon was finally happy: "Who lives in a big pineapple in the deep sea?"

Asuka: ???

Jokes are jokes.

When it comes to getting down to business, Jon is also very efficient.

Performed a little trick on Asuka.

He teleported the girl to outer space.

Before Asuka could figure out what was happening, the starlight from the universe shone on her.

She was so scared that she screamed and threw herself into Jon's arms.

Jon:
look up.

A huge glowing object was approaching rapidly.

He is truly an apostle codenamed Bird Angel.

This apostle is huge.

There is a dazzling light emanating from his whole body, and looking directly at it makes people feel dizzy.

That is, John added protection to Asuka.

Otherwise, mere observation will lead to inevitable contamination.

Of course, to Jon, this pollution was no different from a breeze on his face.

Are you polluting me?

Then don't blame me for being rude.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Asuka vaguely saw a tall and thin figure.

It's pitch black and doesn't look very appropriate.

Then she fell into a hallucination.

The miserable childhood passed before my eyes again and again.

Fortunately, thanks to her special protection, she can examine her childhood growth from a relatively objective perspective.

Not only that.

She saw something else, too.

Colorful and bizarre.

Pictures after pictures unfolded before her eyes, and the huge amount of information almost made her brain explode.

Just then, a hand was placed on Asuka's shoulder.

“The universe is huge.”

Asuka turned around and was met with a pair of eyes as warm as jade.

There is no frivolousness of normal days.

It is dark and deep, revealing mysteries that cannot be described in words.

“Don’t shut yourself up, and don’t seek approval from others. You don’t live in other people’s comments.”

Asuka seemed to understand but not quite.

It is impossible to make her change with just a few words, unless she is brainwashed.

But what is certain is that the girl's state of mind has indeed changed slightly.

Thousands or even millions of years may have passed in the hallucination.

In reality, it may only be a moment.

Command Room——

"So far there has been no response."

"No action."

"No request for backup."

If it weren't for the need to stabilize the morale of the troops, Katsuragi Misato would have been so anxious that she would have wanted to spin in circles.

What on earth is that guy doing?
You've clearly arrived at the combat position, why aren't you taking action yet!
Do you really have to watch a comet hit the earth to be happy?

Just as the thought came to my mind, the blurry figure on the screen suddenly moved. Here it comes, the big one is coming!

Is it high-energy light waves?
It was a deconstruction attack whose principle could not even be explained.

Everyone is looking forward to it.

What they didn't expect was that Jon just did a few random moves.

A very familiar action.

It is so familiar that I can't remember it for a while, but I always feel like I have seen it somewhere.

Qingye Mao swallowed his saliva and said uncertainly: "Um, is he doing radio gymnastics?"

After reminder.

Everyone reacted.

Isn't it?

It’s the kind of radio gymnastics that kids would gather together to do during the summer vacation!

"What a joke! The lives and fortunes of all mankind actually have to be entrusted to such a person..."

Some people were unhappy at that time.

Misato Katsuragi is considered to be able to keep her composure.

But if you look closely, you'll find that she always holds her arms tightly.

Suddenly, Ritsuko Akagi walked in: "How is the situation? Is the crisis resolved?"

Misato Katsuragi: "Not yet. Our savior is facing the outer space apostles, or doing radio gymnastics. Do you have any clues?"

Coincidentally.

As soon as he finished speaking, the apostle on the screen collapsed.

A collapse from the inside out, an unstoppable collapse.

The atmosphere in the room was silent for a second.

Then there was a thunderous cheer.

"Great, we are saved!"

"I knew that guy would be able to defeat the apostles."

"Always support any decision made by the Commander."

It turns out that anyone has the potential to perform Sichuan Opera face changing.

Misato Katsuragi breathed a sigh of relief.

It's still not in tune.

Finally, I didn't let down at the critical moment.

Akagi Ritsuko's expression remained worried: "Don't celebrate too quickly, the situation has changed!"

Get reminded.

Everyone suddenly came to their senses.

The bird angel is indeed falling apart.

But the problem is.

This apostle is really too huge.

The speed of collapse is not as fast as the speed of falling.

In other words, the crisis has not been resolved yet!

"Hey, hey, hey, what on earth is going on?"

"Hurry up and calculate the drop location."

"Don't count it. If such a big apostle really falls, the whole world will be affected."

"We're fucked……"

Let’s just say that all human beings have the potential to master Sichuan Opera face-changing.

He was clearly overjoyed just a second ago.

The next second, he began to hold his head in despair.

Another room -

Ikari Gendō also learned the latest information.

But different from others.

He is very patient.

"Believe first, believe again, and believe again in the end," he said.

Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled bitterly: "For a simple sentence, you gave away the Spear of Longinus. I really can't judge whether your behavior is right or wrong."

Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses up: "If he wants it and I don't give it to him, won't he snatch it away? You know, the fate of mankind is just a game to him. If he is willing to play, it means it's a good thing. If he is not willing to play, it will give me a headache."

Fuyutsuki Kozo: "You always have your own reasons."

Focus on reality.

The problem is still not solved.

If the bird angel's fall cannot be stopped.

Then today will be the last day of human civilization.

Ikari Gendo: "Don't worry, wait a little longer, I believe things will turn around."

Will it win?
Guaranteed to win.

How could Jon not see this problem that anyone with an IQ of 80 or above could see?

When Asuka almost came back from her spiritual experience, what she saw was the scene of bird angels falling.

"Eh? What is this?" The red screaming chicken began to crow.

"It's very simple. This thing has the property of mental pollution. But for me, while it pollutes me, I can also pollute him, so it becomes like this." Jon explained briefly.

Mental pollution?

No wonder I saw so many strange scenes before.

No, no.

That's not the point.

The point is, this thing keeps falling!

The earth can't bear it.

"That's why I asked for weapons before." John smiled and took the initiative to hook his arms around Asuka's neck.

The sudden intimate action left Asuka at a loss.

In a blink of an eye, a gun appeared in Jon's hand.

Red gun.

Like a cake fork.

"What is this?" Asuka asked.

Jon: "Want to know? Let me pierce your eyes and I'll tell you."

Asuka: ???

Jon kept smiling: "Watch out, baby, this is how you use a gun."

After saying that, he casually threw the Spear of Longinus forward.

Speed up, get bigger, speed up, get bigger!

In just three or four seconds, the Spear of Longinus returned to its original size and, with enough force to explode a planet, it pierced the bird angel's body.

Because it had been polluted by Mr. Qiao, the bird angel didn't even open the AT force field. It was like a hot knife cutting butter, and it was penetrated thoroughly.

Sound cannot propagate in the universe.

But Asuka clearly felt that the Bird Angel was exploding inch by inch, making a loud noise like thunder.

John laughed, then recalled the Spear of Longinus, retracted it into his pupil, and used the impact force to bring Asuka back to Earth.

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime bungee jump, breaking through the atmosphere from outer space. Please hold on to me!"

Asuka: ...

I know this even if you don't tell me.

Stimulation is real stimulation.

It's really uncomfortable.

Although Asuka would not be hurt due to the special power, she still felt her face burning.

Like a strong wind blowing against the wind.

It's almost that kind of pain.

……

The moment the bird angel disappeared.

Or rather, the moment when the Spear of Longinus appeared.

Ikari Gendō left the room.

The deepest part of the underground.

The White Apostle who was nailed to the cross had no more restraining power, and his lower body began to recover, and mysterious objects resembling human legs kept emerging.

Ikari Gendo pushed up his glasses, raised his head and looked into the eyes of the white apostle.

The atmosphere was silent.

……

"Won!"

"Victory!"

"It's great to be alive for another day."

Countless celebrations, endless excitement.

Misato Katsuragi slumped in the chair, feeling as if all the strength had been drained from her body and she felt extremely uncomfortable.

But the good thing is.

The problem is solved.

In the absence of EVA, the bird angel was shattered.

As for the price paid, that fork gun…