Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Don't speculate on what Joe is thinking easily.

Because sometimes, he didn't think about anything at all.

……

……

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I've been to outer space. You common people, why don't you show respect to me when you see me?"

Asuka exuded pride from the inside out: "Hurry up and bring me some delicious food and drinks!"

Shinji: "Idiot? You are."

Ayanami Rei: “…”

Asuka: "What? What's your attitude? How can you treat a hero of humanity in this way?"

Upon hearing this, Shinji immediately became unhappy.

He looked at Asuka and pushed up the non-existent glasses on his nose: "I'm not targeting you, but I still want to say this. You didn't do anything, so how did you become a hero to mankind? Can you automatically share the credit just by staying by Mr. Jon's side?"

Asuka: "What else? Just tell me whether I've been to outer space or not."

Shinji: “I went.”

Asuka: "That's it~"

If this is not merit, then what is merit?

Please.

I'm not going on a trip.

I also suffered from mental pollution.

But now it seems.

It's more like a spiritual experience.

All in all, Asuka felt good.

Better than ever.

My body feels more relaxed than ever before.

After letting go of the burden in her heart, she felt like she had become more like herself.

The only regret is that it really didn't play any role during the battle.

It's ok!
The days are long.

The apostle didn't make it.

There is another apostle.

Next Apostle.

Next, next, next, apostle...

Uh.

That doesn't seem very good.
The earth and human beings are so pitiful.

While I was daydreaming, Jon came out of the house.

"What are you talking about?" he asked.

Shinji complained unhappily, "Asuka is taking credit."

"Stupid Shinji, why are you still telling tales on me?" Asuka put her hands on her hips.

The next second, she ran to Jon: “Look at him, he bullies me.”

Shinji: ...

Ayanami Rei: ...

Heaven is above.

Is this coquettishness?
This must be a sign of coquetry!
When did the relationship between the two of them become so close?

Not to mention Shinji and Rei Ayanami, even John himself was surprised.

"Do you have a fever?" He touched Asuka's head: "It's not hot, it's normal human body temperature."

"Mr. John, what a joke~" Asuka became even more excited.

This made Jon a little uncomfortable: "Persist in treatment and don't give up."

Asuka: "I'm not sick, I just suddenly realized that Mr. John you are really handsome, Suki~"

what is this?
A confession of love?

Although I know you are a little girl with an Oedipus complex and like men older than you.

You can't be so careless.

Jon pinched his eyebrows and suddenly saw the mischievous smile hidden in Asuka's eyes.

I immediately understood the other person's thoughts.

Good boy...

wrong.

She should be a good girl.

Waiting for me here?

Jon chuckled and put his arm around Asuka's shoulders: "Yes, we have a child."

Shinji: ???
Ayanami Rei: ???

Asuka: ? ? !

Okay, okay, no more jokes.

This joke really isn't funny at all.

Asuka immediately returned to normal.

But Jon got excited: "Don't go, little darling, let me cherish you."

Asuka: "Get lost, pervert!"

Even without the tsundere coat.

Xiangxiang is still the Xiangxiang with high attack and paper defense.

Just a few words and a joke.

Eh~
Break the defense.

Jon put on a dead fish eye expression: "What? I thought you were going to ask me to be a widow."

Asuka: "A noble man?"

"You don't need to know what it means specifically. You just need to understand that this is a mysterious ritual." Jon raised a finger: "Come to me whenever you need me."

After saying this, he looked at Shinji and Rei Ayanami and said, "Of course, you two can do the same. I am the most fair person and I always treat everyone equally."

Shinji: "Okay Mr. Jon."

However, the usually quiet Ayanami Rei sensed something unusual and quietly pulled Shinji's sleeve, whispering, "I don't feel well. You'd better be careful."

"What are you talking about? Ayanami-san. How could Mr. John harm us?" Shinji, who is the number one John fan in the family, immediately expressed a different opinion.

Jon smiled, without any thought of explanation.

It was just talk.

You don't think he's really a beast, do you?

Ok.

Sometimes it is.

He has a very flexible baseline.

hee hee~

...

...

A rare break.

But Jon couldn't relax.

He looked at Akagi Ritsuko and said, "Do you want to ask me something?"

Akagi Ritsuko: "Now that you've calmed down, why didn't you say anything just now?"

"That's for you." Jon yawned, "Good night, Makabaka."

Akagi Ritsuko: ???
No sleep allowed!
She had figured out Jon's temper, so she went straight to the point: "I do have some questions for you."

Jon: “Since you’ve worked so hard, and I really like contrast, I can answer three questions for you.

More than three is fine, but you have to pay a price.”

Upon hearing this, Akagi Ritsuko perked up: "My first question is, can you predict the future?"

Jon nodded: "Okay."

Ritsuko Akagi was stunned for a moment and couldn't help swallowing.

Vacuum white coat.

Quite sexy.

Jon couldn't help but take a few more glances.

"So my second question is, can the future be changed?"

Jon smiled and said, "Of course, in fact, the established future has changed a lot."

"for example?"

Jon: “Are you sure you want this to be your last question?”

Akame Ritsuko pushed up her glasses: "I'm sure."

Jon: "For example, you were supposed to be killed by the commander, but you are still alive and well. This is how fate changes."

"I... will die... why would Commander Ikari..." Ritsuko Akagi's expression suddenly became a little surprised.

Jon smiled brightly: "I don't know what's so good about that guy. Why do so many people like him? He's not handsome. Or is it that in this apocalyptic and high-pressure environment, people who are calm and almost ruthless are more attractive?"

Even though her secrets were exposed, Akagi Ritsuko didn't seem to waver: "How can I be sure that what you said is true?"

"You also can't be sure that what I said is false." Jon stared into Ritsuko Akagi's eyes: "Does what I said make sense?"

Speechless.

There was a moment of silence.

Akagi Ritsuko's brain was working rapidly, trying to find the logical loophole in Jon's words.

But there is no doubt about it.

She failed.

Finally, the woman asked the fourth question: "My last question is, will the Human Instrumentality Project succeed?"

Jon: "It's hard to say, maybe, maybe not."

Listen to your words, if you listen to your words, it belongs to you.

Ritsuko Akagi said no more.

She got dressed and was about to leave.

However, just before leaving, the beautiful doctor suddenly turned around and said, "Tell Zero that she hasn't been to the base to back up her memory for a long time."

Jon made an OK gesture and said, "I'll let her know when she comes back."

Ritsuko Akagi nodded.

Then, he asked curiously, "Where did they go? There shouldn't be any classes at school today."

Jon blinked. “I heard he went swimming.”

……

……

An unnamed beach somewhere.

Asuka, wearing cool clothes and holding a swimming ring, stretched comfortably: "Finally, I can relax."

She turned around and looked at her companions: "This place is nice, right? Xiaoguang told me about it."

"Xiao Guang? You mean the squad leader?" Shinji understood and said with some regret: "It's a pity that Aida and Suzuhara can't come."

"What do you have to regret? We two beautiful ladies are here to accompany you." Asuka put her hands on her hips and looked at Rei Ayanami: "Isn't that right? Zero."

Rei Ayanami held the book in her hands and said without looking up: "If you say it is, then it is."

"What? What's your attitude?" Asuka curled her lips.

but it does not matter.

She is cheerful and fragrant now.

Don't lose your balance because of trivial matters.

Just a quick glance at this wild beach.

She realized they weren't the only ones here.

There is also a mysterious guy here.

Coincidentally, that guy was looking this way.

"What? Pervert?" Asuka narrowed her eyes.

Hearing this, the handsome young man smiled and said, "It's too much to call someone a pervert when you meet him. Don't you think it's a wonderful fate that we met here?"

"What fate? I suspect you're following me." Asuka put her hands on her hips and said, "What's your last name, how many people are in your family, where do you go to school, tell me!"

The boy raised his hands in surrender: "How fierce."

Then he looked at Shinji: "Is it really good to be with someone like this? Wouldn't it feel depressing?"

Shinji was watching a show, but when he heard this, he was confused.

However, under the threat of Asuka's eyes, he still scratched his head and said, "Asuka... ahem, Soryu-san is actually a very gentle person, but she is too defensive."

"What? I'm on guard?" Asuka was annoyed.

But he was stopped by Rei Ayanami: "Wait a minute, let Shinji handle this."

The boy seemed to like Shinji very much, and even ignored Asuka and Ayanami Rei, and smiled at Shinji and said: "You are so gentle, Shinji-kun. You can find the advantages and strengths of others. I think this is your unique advantage."

Shinji: ???
Not buddy.

Why did you suddenly start bragging mode?

Hey.

It’s time to say it or not.

He was quite happy to be praised.

Cough slightly.

Shinji held out his hand to the boy: "No matter how you know my name, let's start from the beginning. I'm Shinji Ikari."

"Hello, Shinji." The boy shook hands with Shinji and smiled brightly: "My name... well, keep it secret for now. I'll tell you next time we meet."

Even a name must be kept secret?
Shinji was stunned.

Asuka said unhappily, "I bet this guy is definitely not a good person! How can he be so secretive as to hide his name?"

The boy spread his hands and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I actually have no ill intentions."

After a pause, he continued, "I mainly want to know about you and... Mr. Jon's situation."

Asuka's eyes were stern: "Shinji, be careful! That guy is not a good person!"

Shinji: “Huh?”

While I was distracted, Asuka had already rushed up.

This lady not only has an outstanding appearance, but also knows a little bit of martial arts.

Suspicious element, die!

The boy didn't expect Asuka to start a fight over a disagreement.

At the critical moment, he hid behind Shinji naturally: "Save me!"

Help!

Shinji subconsciously blocked Asuka's fist.

Asuka: ???

No.

What are you doing.

Ikari Shinji, are you awake?

Shinji tried to calm Asuka down: "I think there must be some misunderstanding."

"What kind of misunderstanding could there be? He can call out your name, but he is unwilling to reveal his own name. He also wants to inquire about Mr. Jon's information. He must be a spy." Asuka shouted loudly: "Get out of my way, or I will beat you too."

Shinji wanted to explain something.

The boy suddenly walked out from behind him and said, "Don't attack Shinji-kun. If you have any problems, come to me."

I'm targeting you, buddy, what else did you think?
Asuka was completely speechless.

Turning his head, he looked at Rei Ayanami: "Hey, it seems like someone is trying to steal your man, why don't you do anything about it?"

Hearing this, Rei Ayanami finally put down the book.

She swept her calm but slightly sharp eyes over Shinji and the boy, and said calmly: "Shinji-kun, come here."

Shinji was a little embarrassed.

On the one hand, he didn't want to hurt 'unrelated people'.

On the other hand, he didn't want to embarrass Ling Bo.

After thinking about it, he was about to speak.

The boy suddenly took a step back: "It seems that I showed up at the wrong time."

After saying this, he looked at Shinji steadily and said, "If there is a chance, let's make an appointment to talk alone."

What to say?

The words are normal.

There is no ambiguity.

That's the person who said this.

Strange.

Very strange!
Don't even mention Asuka.

Even the slow-witted Rei Ayanami felt a hint of... ambiguity?
Shinji froze in place.

I don't understand why, when we first met, I felt like we were old friends.

Could it be that this is love?

"No, no, no! I am absolutely straight! One hundred percent straight!" Shinji said to himself in his heart.

The boy smiled gently and took his own leave: "Then goodbye, Shinji-kun."

Shinji waved subconsciously: "Oh, bye."

Then he suddenly realized.

Turn around and take a look.

He happened to meet the scrutinizing gazes of Asuka and Ayanami Rei.

Shinji panicked, "Well, listen to my explanation."

Asuka suddenly sneered: "Explain? What do you want to explain? What do you have to explain."

Shinji laughed dryly.

Just ignore this poisonous-tongued girl.

Rei Ayanami stared at Shinji. "You have nothing to explain to me either."

The tone was very flat.

The expression is very bland.

But Shinji, who knew Rei Ayanami well, knew that dear Rei must be angry, and quickly said in a gentle voice: "I am really a straight man."

As soon as these words came out.

The atmosphere suddenly became silent.

Asuka smiled.

Ayanami Rei said "oh" and nothing more happened.

Shinji was anxious: "Believe me, I am really straight! I can't be straighter!"

In the distance, the young man stared at Shinji, who had almost shrunk into a black dot, and a meaningful smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"Please take good care of me in the future, Shinji-kun." (End of this chapter)