Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

A good night's sleep.

The next day, the 'hard boy' was successfully handed over to the relevant personnel of the SPW consortium.

Before parting, the kid with two fangs gave Jon a deep look.

Jon smiled and said 'don't forget our promise' with his lips.

'Hard Boys':  …

Woohoo, the world of adults is really cruel.

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Continue on the road.

Joseph bought a few camels out of his own pocket as a means of transportation.

In this regard, Jon only expressed his apology to those camels on his own behalf, "I hope you can be happy and happy in your next life."

"Hey! What are you muttering, kid, go!" Seeing that Jon was actually talking to the camel, the old father Joseph couldn't help but worry about his own son's mental state.

Hearing this, Jon touched the camel's head, turned over and straddled it.

As soon as the reins were pulled, the quite human camel immediately moved forward and walked away leisurely.

Joseph: ? ? ?

Camel bell sound.

The yellow sand is long.

The journey is very boring.

Fortunately, a group of seven people walked together, which greatly dissipated the annoyance in my heart.

into the night.

The crowd began to set up camp and erected tents.

At this time, Holmes said to be convenient, Jon and the others didn't care too much.

After experiencing the 'lover' incident, Xiao Laodi has completely turned into a grasshopper tied to a rope with them, so there is no need to worry about this guy going against the water.

More than ten minutes later, Holhaus came back with a bulging belly.

Polnareff jokingly said, "Yo, Holhos, are you going to swipe the big stick, or are you going to steal it?"

Bobo's tasteless joke was surprisingly well received.

Even a cold-faced cool brother like Jotaro and a good boy like Kakyoin laughed.

Holhaus let out a 'tsk', and mysteriously took out a broken copper lamp covered with white powder from his clothes, "You may not believe it, but I just picked up the treasure."

baby?

In this wilderness, apart from sand or sand, what treasures can there be?
Everyone was extremely curious, and invariably cast an inquiring look at Holhaus.

Horhus was a little reluctant, and stroked the worn copper lamp with his rough hand.

At this moment, a miraculous thing happened. I saw a thick smoke spewing from the mouth of the copper lamp, and gradually transformed into a strange figure with indigo skin in the air.

"I am the legendary lamp god, and I can fulfill your three wishes."

out...appeared!

The existence of the self-proclaimed 'Deng Shen' shocked everyone, but in response, they all showed disbelief.

Could it be Allah Ding.

wrong!

It's Aladdin's lamp.

Isn't that story fictional?

Horhus excitedly said: "This guy has a bit of a doorway... Just now I just experimentally asked him to conjure a gun for me, and the wish really came true!"

As he said that, he lifted his clothes to reveal his belt - as expected, a jet-black pistol was inserted into it.

The self-proclaimed 'Deng Shen' also took the opportunity to respond: "Yes, I am a symbol of good luck, and I am the omnipotent Deng Shen!"

Jon:  …

What a lamp god.

With that weird look on your face, you are too embarrassed to call yourself a lamp god?

The guy in front of him is clearly someone's stand-in, representing the 'judgment' hint in the tarot card.

There are different opinions about the power of judgment.

But what is certain is that it can create something out of thin air out of sand or dirt.

Including but not limited to people, things, and a scene in memory.

Jon thought about it, but didn't immediately expose it.

Instead, he chose to hold his arms and watch.

At this time, some of the above Holhaus shouted, "Deng Shen, my second wish is to have endless gold and silver treasures!"

Little Laodi is worthy of being a little old emperor, playing is a reality.

The words fell, and the judge waved his hand.

clap clap...

Countless gold coins were smashed down, directly burying Horhos.

But Holhaus didn't panic at all, instead he laughed.

He didn't even notice that after touching the broken copper lamp, some desires in his heart were magnified without limit.

Commonly known
- lost his mind.

When Huajingyuan and Abdel looked at it, the good guy was actually real.

The eyes could not help showing the color of intention.

But faster than the two of them was Polnareff.

But he saw that he grabbed the broken oil lamp and asked, "Is it really possible to wish anything? Is it okay to resurrect the dead!"

Judgment opened his arms, "I told you, I can do anything, just make a wish!"

Before Polnareff could speak, the copper lamp was snatched back by Horhus.

The little old emperor frowned, "Hey, Polnareff, everything should be done on a first-come-first-served basis. I have generously shared the secret of the copper lamp with you. Why are you so unethical?"

If it were normal times, Polnareff might still be in the mood to say a few words to Horhos, but it was about whether he could resurrect his sister, so he obviously didn't feel in the mood to talk to the little old emperor.

He said solemnly: "Please give me that thing, I really have a very important wish that I want to fulfill!"

Holhaus squinted, "Clam? What nonsense are you talking about, doesn't my wish matter?"

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, Abdel hurriedly rounded up the situation, "Forget it, Polnareff, let Horhus make a wish first."

Polnareff still had a shred of reason, so he could only agree in silence.

Seeing this, Holhaus coughed lightly, "Deng Shen, let's fulfill Lao Tzu's third wish. My third wish is to have a peerless beauty who will always love me sincerely!"

Hearing this, the trial responded, "As you wish."

The sand and stones rose without wind, but in the blink of an eye, they gathered into a petite woman with a pure and lovely appearance.

Horhus was overjoyed, strength was not what he was after, wealth and beauty were there.

At this point in life, what does the husband want?
But Polnareff on the side was dumbfounded.

Because the person who snuggled up to Horhus' side was the little sister he thought about every day.

"Bastard!" As a big brother, how could Polnareff tolerate such a thing happening.

He roared and charged at Holhaus, knocking the little old emperor to the ground with one punch.

Holhaus was also angry.

With one hand, a peculiarly shaped revolver appeared.

It is his stand-in, the emperor!
"What the hell are you doing?" Holhaus yelled.

"I still want to ask you this question, what the hell do you want to do?" Polnareff was not to be outdone, and the silver chariot appeared behind him like the most loyal guard.

Bobo's eyes were splitting, "Do you know who this woman is?"

"I don't care who she is, she's mine now." Holmes couldn't help sneering.

This sentence broke the last rational nerve in Polnareff's heart.

His eyes narrowed, and the blade of the silver chariot attacked.

But just before the silver chariot and the emperor's bullet touched, Jon and Jotaro shot at the same time, interrupting the duel between the two.

"Hey!"

"calm down!"

In ancient times, there was a peach who killed three scholars.

Today, a sister destroys the two of them.

Jon knew that he could no longer sit back and watch, and grabbed the copper lamp with a tough attitude, and rubbed the white powder on his hands by the way, "Look, what is this?"

what is this?
They had been immersed in the wish-making power of the magical oil lamp before, but now they only noticed the white powder attached to the surface of the copper lamp after reminding Jon.

Jon twitched his fingers, "If I'm not mistaken, this should be a hallucinogen that can make people lose their minds."

Hallucinogens!
Polnareff and Holhaus still had some reactions, but Abdel and Joseph showed a wary look.

With that said...

The wishing bronze lamp and the so-called lamp god are just a trap.

Seeing that his true face has been exposed by others, the judge laughed dryly, "What are you talking about? You dare to question the great lamp god, I am omnipotent."

omnipotent?

Jon smiled, "If that's the case, then please help me realize three wishes."

Hearing this, the trial made up its mind that no matter what the other party said, it would try its best to satisfy it, and then add this vigilant black-haired boy to the infighting circle over there!

Jon raised a finger, "My first wish is to help me build a spaceship that can break through the atmosphere."

Trial: ? ? ?
No, can we play cards according to the routine? Is your wish a human being can come up with?

Seeing that the trial did not speak, Jon raised a second finger again, "My second wish is to immediately kill the vampire Dio Brando in Egypt."

Judgment: ...

It didn't rain in the sky, why did you leave me speechless.

It still didn't speak, just stood there like a fool.

Two consecutive wishes could not be fulfilled, and everyone began to have doubts about the omnipotence of the self-bragging about the trial.

At this time, Jon raised a third finger, "My third wish is, right here and now, to create a tsunami that can drown everything."

Judgment: ∑(дlll)
I'm fucking devastated.

If I can really realize your unreliable wishes, I don't need to call myself a lamp god, but a truly omnipotent god!
Seeing that the matter has been exposed, the trial no longer holds back, and directly controls the sandstone puppet he created to attack Jon.

The so-called 'sandstone puppet' is naturally the thing that bears the appearance of Polnareff's sister.

Jon couldn't bear to personally strangle his relatives in front of Polnareff, so he used a trick to push the fake girl to Polnareff.

Changed goals?
also……

Anyway, the purpose of the trial is only to reduce the other party's staff. As for who died, it doesn't care.

Polnareff looked at his little sister who was dancing like a beast in his arms, and finally recognized the fact - the so-called resurrection is just an illusion, and people can't be resurrected from the dead.

Although it was because of psychedelics, it was just because of this trivial matter that I gave up thinking and blindly believed in others.

He let the sandstone puppet leave scars on his body, but his face gradually returned to calm.

With a sigh, Polnareff murmured, "Maybe, I haven't completely let go of my past."

Saying that, he exerted strength with his arms and hugged the sandstone puppet tightly in his arms, "Good night."

Really hug my sister in my arms to kill.

Jotaro pressed the brim of his hat, "Yah, ah, ah, the sin of trying to make us kill each other is a big sin, you should have already made up your mind."

Judgment was a little panicked, all it was good at was making things out of clay.

If you fight head on...

There is no doubt that it is a real chicken.

But the Platinum Star didn't care so much, just waving a pair of fists and hammering it up.

'Ola Ola Ola Ola'!
[Judgment] got his judgment.

Together with the stand-in messenger hidden not far away, they were also greatly injured.
- Can't get up again.

The effect of the medicine gradually disappeared, and Polananareff's face was a little embarrassed.

However, he took the initiative to come to Holhaus and coughed lightly, "Sorry, I was too impulsive just now."

Horhus shook his head, "Brother Polnareff, don't say that, this matter itself is only possible for me to get caught... Sigh, let's not mention it."

He shook his head.

Immediately afterwards, Holhaus' face suddenly changed, and he couldn't help screaming.

Jotaro and the others thought the enemy was coming again, and they all showed vigilance.

But Holhaus took off his pants.

It turned out that the pistol and the shiny gold coins that the trial had made for him had turned into a pile of mud and stuck on his thigh, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

Xiao Laodi is worthy of being a Xiao Laodi. He was born with a temperament of a comedian. When he made such a fuss, the originally dull atmosphere finally disappeared.

The night is getting darker.

The stars twinkled.

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Having experienced what happened last night, the group's trust in each other seems to have deepened a little bit.Even Holhaus began to face up to his relationship with Jon and the others.

Walking through the desert is a very boring thing.

Especially because they want to ensure sufficient drinking water, when they can not speak, they try not to speak.

However, Polnareff, who had put down his grudges, got together with Holhaus and whispered something.

Out of curiosity, Jon listened quietly, only to find that they seemed to be discussing Nina's affairs.

As expected of a good brother who made a hole in one, this kind of thing can also be communicated...

Joe pouted.

After listening to Polnareff's narration, Holhaus' face suddenly became extremely wonderful.

Especially when combined with his rich imagination, he suddenly felt that the breakfast he had eaten in the morning was about to vomit.

Seeing Horhus feeling so uncomfortable, Polnareff's heart suddenly became balanced.

The misfortune of others is the source of my happiness, woo ha ha ha!
After laughing for a while, Polnareff took off the water jug ​​hanging on the camel and took a big sip of water.

Wiping the fine beads of sweat on his forehead, he couldn't help but look up at the blue sky.

Above the sky, a scorching sun is hanging high.

Putting his hand on his brow, Polnareff couldn't help muttering to himself: "What's going on, is it my illusion? Why does it feel like the sun is bigger than usual today?"

Hearing this, Jon's heart moved.

sun……

A new enemy has come?