Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

'Sun' is a very special stand-in.

Because the concrete manifestation of the 'sun' is really a small form of sun hanging in the sky, just like the literal meaning.

Not only can it emit a lot of light and heat, it can also use laser light to attack enemies.

Whether this stand-in can cause damage to vampires like the real sun has not been officially concluded.

But Jon thinks, at least give it a try...

Having made up his mind, he reminded: "Be careful, we may have fallen into the trap of the enemy."

Nani? !
The lively Jon has always been the brains behind the team.

Hearing what he said, Joseph and Jotaro all showed vigilance.

Jon pointed to his finger, "Don't you think it's unnaturally hot today?"

Although we are in the desert, the temperature does not become so exaggerated.

Looking in the direction of Jon's finger, he saw two suns, one large and one small, hanging above the sky.

There's nothing unusual about the small one, the big one...

I don't know if it is their illusion, it seems to be suspended not far above the heads of everyone!

"Damn, is it the killer sent by Dior again?" Joseph wiped the sweat from his face and said angrily.

Because of the blood connection, he can clearly feel that Dio is in Egypt, but on the other hand, Dio can also know their movements anytime, anywhere.

This is a double-edged sword, with pros and cons.

But this stuff doesn't matter...

Even now, we still have to find out the enemy's location immediately.

Then beat that guy away!
At this time, Holhaus raised his hand, "Do you think there is a possibility that the guy hiding behind us is the body of the substitute in the sky."

Crowd: ...

It's possible, it's very possible!
Different from the original fate trajectory, when the 'sun' just started to radiate, Holhaus noticed something different, and there was Jon, a guy who knew the plot well.

As a result, the group's minds are still very clear, and they will not be dizzy as in the original book, forming a famous scene of collective laughter.

Seeing Jon nod, Holhaus summoned the emperor and fired a shot straight back.

boom!
The mirror is broken.

The sneaky fat man was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, raised his hands above his head, and shouted, "Wait, don't kill me, I surrender!"

Therefore, the avatar of 'Sun' is very strange, because his ability is not divided into enemy and foe, and even the body of the avatar will suffer from the strong radiation of the sun.

For fear that he would be killed by the heat in the desert, the fat man deliberately installed an air-conditioned scooter and erected a glass mirror that could reflect the surrounding environment, quietly following behind Joseph and the others.

Unexpectedly, it was discovered by the enemy so quickly.

Fatty was so frightened that he said intermittently, "I'm just... just confused for a while. Fortunately, there was no major accident.

You... can you spare me? "

spare you?
Treat the enemy as cruel as the autumn wind sweeps the leaves.

Jon took the initiative to take the role of negotiating, only to see him staring at the fat man with a smile on his face, "A death penalty is unavoidable, a living crime is inevitable. Trouble us? I say you, haven't you seen what is real? Black hand, you dare to touch the Joestar family!"

If an outsider who doesn't know what to do hear these words, they would think that the Joestar family is some kind of mafia...

but.

The method is a bit dirty, but it works very well.

Fatty was really frightened, "I was wrong! I will accept whatever the cost, as long as you can spare me..."

well.

The plan was successful -

Jon patted the other person on the shoulder, "Don't be so nervous, I'm not a devil after all.

Don't worry, I won't let you do things that repeatedly jump on the edge of the law, but I just want you to provide us with a little help when we need it..."

Egypt.

Looking at the circling helicopter overhead, Jotaro pressed the brim of his hat, "Old man, don't you want us to take a helicopter this time?"

Joseph replied regretfully: "I think so. However, the helicopter pilots are ordinary people, considering that Dior's bastard will always send killers to attack us.

After much deliberation, I gave up the idea. "

Hearing this, Jon couldn't help scratching his brows.

Congrats, driver, you've just escaped...

At this time, Huajingyuan asked curiously: "Then what is that helicopter used for?"

Joseph smiled mysteriously, "Although we already have all kinds of good players in our team, we can never have too many helpers. This time I found a strange guy from the SPW consortium. , may be of some help to us."

Brunareff didn't hear the difference between the quantifiers, and said in surprise, "What's the matter, Mr. Joseph, since you have found help, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Joseph showed a very subtle expression, "Because that guy has a more aggressive temper, it took a lot of time to bring him here..."

Abdel suddenly realized, and immediately raised his tone, "Mr. Joseph, how can we let that kind of guy walk with us!"

Looking at this situation, Abdel should be very familiar with this new helper...

Jotaro asked, "Hey, Abdel, that guy should also be a stand-in, right?"

Without waiting for Abdel to answer, Joseph took the lead and said, "Yeah, that guy is a stand-in messenger with a hint of 'The Fool'."

Fool?
It doesn't sound very smart.

Polnareff couldn't help laughing.

But on second thought, since the guy with the 'Emperor' hint is not very reliable, the mysterious helper who has the Fool's hint may be very smart.

Abdel couldn't help but warned: "Polnareff, it's better not to underestimate that guy, you can't beat him alone."

Hi!
I can't pretend I didn't hear that.

Polnareff walked to Abdel angrily, "What did you say, bastard, be careful with me!"

Abdel frowned and said, "I'm telling the truth, let go of your hands, you hurt me."

"Don't be so arrogant, how could my silver chariot lose to the guy who represents the Fool." Polnareff was upset.

"Fight, fight!" The little brother Emperor didn't think it was a big deal to watch the fun.

However, the kind-hearted Huajingyuan stood between the two of them. "Okay, okay, stop arguing. Look, the helicopter has landed."

Looking in the direction he pointed...

Sure enough, the helicopter that had been hovering in the sky finally landed not far in front of several people.

With a click, the cabin door opened.

Everyone could not help but hold their breaths.

In full view, two helicopter pilots saluted Joseph.

Then, they got off the plane and shook hands with Joseph, "Hello, Mr. Joestar."

"Oh, it's really hard for you." Joseph responded enthusiastically.

The invincible Jotaro interjected, "So, which of you two is the stand-in ambassador?"

The words fell, and the atmosphere was silent for a while.

Joseph frowned slightly.

Abdel also put his hands on his face, looking like he didn't want to speak.

The two helicopter pilots met Jotaro's eyes, "Um, what are you talking about?"

Chengtaro was a little unhappy, frowned and said, "I mean, which of the two of you is the helper on this trip?"

The two helicopter pilots look at me, I look at you, and suddenly smile, "Although you don't know what happened, you must have misunderstood. The real stand-in is in the back seat of the plane."

With that said, one of them opened the rear sliding door of the helicopter.

However, the seat was empty, except for a dirty blanket.

Jotaro asked suspiciously, "Isn't this nobody?"

However, the helicopter pilot answered with great certainty, "No, he is there."

Polnareff stepped forward curiously, "Hey, can this person's stand-in be invisible? You said he was there, what about the others? Could he be a little kid?"

After he finished speaking, he gradually walked to the door of the helicopter and slapped the seat of the helicopter with his hand, "I said you kid, get out of here quickly, don't hide your head and show your tail, it will make people angry!"

Seeing this, the helicopter pilot had a horrified look on his face, "Be careful, this silver-haired gentleman is very dangerous!"

"Huh?" Polnareff was slightly taken aback.

Because he felt as if his hand was touching something sticky.

"What is this thing? Why is it still sticky?" Polnareff rubbed his fingers curiously.

The helicopter pilot warned: "Please be careful, because the journey is too bumpy and he is in a bad mood..."

Joseph also responded, "Don't get close to him, I should have said that he has a more aggressive temper."

The most irritating thing was Abdel, who still repeated that sentence, "Polnareff, I should have said, you can't beat him."

Polnareff let out a 'tsk', "So - where the hell is that guy?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a dark shadow suddenly rushed out from under the blanket and slammed into Polnareff's face.

dog? !

Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Holhos were completely stunned.

They never thought that the so-called helper in Joseph's mouth turned out to be a dog!

And looking at the breed, it should be a Boston Terrier.

Joseph closed his eyes helplessly, as if he had guessed the psychological activities of Jotaro and the others, "Yes, he is the stand-in messenger who holds the Fool's card, his name is Ikki, and he likes to put other people's hair one by one. rip off.

No one knows where he was born, but it was Abdel who had found the dog that had terrified all New York dingo hunters, and had taken great pains to catch him. "

Speaking of which, he seemed to suddenly remember something, "Yes, yes, I remember that he still has a habit, that is, he likes to face other people's faces while pulling other people's hair..."

Accompanying Joseph's words, a slight, but for some unknown reason, a very obvious 'poof' entered everyone's ears.

Polnareff, died.

At the age of 23...

cough cough.

Seriously.

Although Bobo didn't die, but after being tossed by Iqi, he also lost most of his life.

Joseph held his forehead and said, "I don't know why, this guy likes to fart in other people's faces. Alas, he is really a poor dog."

Out of stock?

indeed.

Jotaro and the others have never seen the same agile expression on the face of any animal as Iqi.That undisguised contempt is clearly telling them - Lao Tzu doesn't look down on you!
"Stinky dog, see if I won't kill you!" Polnareff, who had slowed down, suddenly rolled over from the ground.

Without a word, he summoned the silver chariot.

But I didn't expect that Iggy's stand-in appeared faster than the silver chariot!

——It was a surrogate made entirely of sand, with a face resembling an aboriginal mask, with dog front paws and mechanical rear wheels.

"Is that the Fool?"

"Although we have also encountered orangutan stand-ins in the Singapore Sea before..."

"These days, even a dog's stand-in is more handsome than Lao Tzu's pistol, alas, who should I reason with?"

There was a lot of discussion.

In the battle circle, Polnareff was unafraid, "That stand-in just looks like a bluff, but it's actually just a pile of sand, what's the big deal!"

His eyes narrowed, "Silver chariot, attack!"

Following Polnareff's words, the silver chariot stabbed with a sword.

But what Polnareff didn't expect was that the Fool was not a pretentious one. Even if it was chopped into a pile of sand, it could be reunited in the blink of an eye.

And the flowing sand even wrapped around the western sword in the silver chariot's hand when it gathered!
Huajingyuan said in surprise: "That is?!"

Abdel explained patiently, "In simple terms, the Fool is a stand-in who can manipulate sand."

(Crock Dahl and Gaara are great)

Jotaro couldn't help but nodded, "The simpler the ability, the harder the fighting style. If it were me, I might not be able to hit him."

Hearing this, Jon blinked.

Nephew, you are so humble...

In the middle of the battlefield, Polnareff, who was unaware of the Fool's ability to eat turtles again, was thrown into the face by Iqi again, tearing his hair frantically.

In just a short while, Polnareff, who was originally a mop head, has almost turned into an inch head.He finally put away the arrogance in his heart and shouted: "Who will help me get rid of this mad dog! Jon! Jon!"

No way, who made us Bobo's buddies, Jon is helpless and funny.

Using the ripples to change his own breathing rhythm, he quietly walked around behind Iggy and quickly grabbed the back of the Boston Terrier's neck.

"Ow!" Iggy struggled frantically.

As expected of the former New York dog king, this strength is almost catching up with an adult.

Jon knew in his heart the truth of 'a small tree can't be repaired, it can't be straight, and a dog can't be cleaned up'.

He threw Iggy directly into the air.

Facts have proved that no matter how high intelligence and rich expressions are, in the final analysis, Iggy is still a dog.

In the face of the sudden change, he just wailed for the first time.

If you want to control the avatar, catch yourself firmly.Unexpectedly, Jon, who suddenly appeared behind him, caught him again and continued to throw it upwards.

Just like stepping on the right foot with the left foot, all the way to the sky.

Jon used his stand-in ability to keep Iggy away from the Fool's range.

When the tossing was almost over, he caught Iggy, who was shivering, and landed safely on the soft sand.

Jon smiled, "Are you satisfied with my welcome ceremony? If not, we can do it again."

Iggy:  …

Is there a possibility that you are the dog.