Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

I swear to God, it wasn't Jon's intentional trick that Big Mom went berserk.

After being rejected, bigmom turned his grief and anger into appetite, and committed the pig addiction he had just suppressed.

Unfortunately, the three dessert generals who were in charge of serving the dishes were not in front of them. Garrett and Brin had been away from the family for too long, and they didn't know where to go to order the dishes.

Seeing that something was wrong, Jon sent the two of them back to the Chambord Islands, leaving him to face bigmom alone.

"It's really Kazakhs..."

Even though he was used to seeing all kinds of strange scenes, Jon was still very moved when he witnessed the famous scene of aunt eating with his own eyes.

The old lady seemed to have a grudge against food, she just grabbed it and put it in her mouth.Eat well, even the tables and benches are not spared.

Jon has reason to believe that if Big Bang is placed on an uninhabited island, she can chew up all the soil on the island, and then let herself fall into the sea and drown.

"Dim sum! Where did my dim sum go?" bigmom roared loudly.

A powerful coercion spread out, overturning everything around!
Jon stepped aside to keep a certain distance from Big Mom.

However, Big Mom didn't want to let him go so easily. She stared at Jon with red eyes, screamed strangely, and opened her bloody mouth, "Dim sum, my dim sum!"

"Hey, hey, I'm not a snack, although there are indeed older women who regard younger brothers as snacks..." Jon, who was out of his mind, subconsciously spit out a sentence.

Immediately, a pair of thick hands grabbed him.Sticky and greasy, with syrup, chocolate and some residual drool on it, it looks disgusting and disgusting.

Jon frowned slightly, probing a little.

boom!
Big mom's mountain-like body was bounced out of thin air.

"what!!!"

The aunt suffered from pain, which made her more aggressive.

Her physique is innate, known as the 'steel balloon', and her defense is the best in the world.

It is undeniable that some people are chased by the heavens to reward them for food after they are born.

Kaido has worked hard for so many years, and he can become the strongest creature in the sea, land and air, step by step, slowly.

As for the aunt, she had the power to destroy the country when she was young, and later she got the soul soul fruit, which sounds like a cheat.

Living in my 60s can be described as smooth sailing.

Apart from losing control occasionally, and eating too many sweets when I was young, and suffering from rebound when I was old, I have almost no regrets...

Oh, right.

In fact, there is still a regret, that is, he has not been able to give birth to the strongest offspring with Jon.

Closer to home.

The ferocious big mom was bursting with fighting power, throwing off her big strides and running with her head muffled, shaking the ground and shaking the mountains, with a huge momentum.

If it was someone else, it would be better to wait to make a move, and probably would be too scared to move by the domineering arrogance that almost turned into substance.It really makes the aunt close, I am afraid that she will be eaten dry and wiped off, and even the bones will be chewed into scum and swallowed.

Fortunately, Jon is not an ordinary person.

Come out with me, huh?
Row.

Today let you experience the gentlemanly demeanor that has been passed down from generation to generation in our Joestar family.

Without dodging, Jon stood still on the spot, staring at the big mom who was pressing over like an apocalypse tank. He opened his hands and put his waist and horse together, making a clever move at the moment when the two sides really touched.

"rise!"

Four or two thousand pounds.

But saw that the aunt was thrown by Jon directly like a broken bag, her feet were off the ground, and she flew into the air fiercely.

"Jiu-jitsu, kid!" Jon, who was throwing his aunt away, still maintained his original posture, and said something of unknown meaning coldly.

what?
You ask, where is the gentlemanly demeanor passed down from generation to generation in the Joestar family?
Isn't it a gentleman's demeanor to show no mercy to older women and treat them equally.

boom! ! ! ! !
Big Mom fell hard to the ground, making a human-shaped pit.

But such an injury was nothing to her at all, she shook her head, and stood up as if nothing had happened.

Jon was helpless, but he didn't say much.

After all, she is my mother-in-law in name, although this mother-in-law is always greedy for her body and always thinks about some unethical things in her fat mind, but even if there is no such relationship, it is because Bigmom is the biological mother of a good brother Ka Er In fact, it is impossible for Jon to kill the killer.

Since you can't get dizzy after falling once, you should fall several more times.

He has time.

"I can do this all day." Jon hooked his hands, "Come on! Come on!"

The aunt didn't know what the other side was talking about, because she no longer had a clear consciousness.In the eyes of this craving patient, everything in the world except himself is a delicious snack.

On the other hand, Jon was like a stick of cinnamon exuding a strong aroma.

"Hungry! Eat! I want to eat!" Opening her mouth wide and flicking her tongue, the aunt launched a second round of attacks.

Jon held his breath and clenched his fists, his lower body slightly bent, and at a certain moment, he suddenly exerted strength, and his whole body was like a rocket from bottom to top, piercing the sky.

"Gas-guzzler!"

The world's martial arts are rising dragons, this is not just a casual talk.

The jaw is usually the most vulnerable part of the human body, and it is connected to many nerves that go straight to the brainstem. By hitting the jaw, it usually puts a person into a blackout state.

Jon's punch really hit Big Mom's five chins.

Unexpectedly, the fist felt like hitting a ball of cotton, and what was even more outrageous was that the ball of cotton was still stiff.

In short, it feels very bad.

But it doesn't feel good to return to bad, the effect is the same.

The moment Jon hit her, the berserk aunt felt as if someone had pressed the pause button, her eyes rolled up naturally, and she fell into a brief unconscious state.

If you change to another person, you will be knocked out with a punch.

It's a pity that the aunt's defense and resilience are really against the sky. When she fell back, her eyes slowly turned back. Like a leopard, she locked onto Jon in midair.

"Dim sum!" Relying on her spherical body to forcefully stabilize her center of gravity, the aunt suddenly exerted force on her two calves, and threw herself at Jon in a rather strange posture.

Jon stepped in the air, avoiding the big mouth.Some said unhappily: "One is two, not three. If you still go too far, don't blame me for being rude."

To be reasonable, he is not interested in the "Young Guy VS Sixty Old Woman Three-hour Live Avi" and the like.

Although Charlotte Lingling was a tall beauty when she was young, she has long since become a flower mud fertilizer.

"When you're old, you should feel at ease and enjoy the blessings. Don't eat so many snacks if you have nothing to do, and make yourself into a three-high diabetes."

Thinking of this, Jon finally got serious.

From the air, a big transparent air hand directly slapped big mom away.

Jon actually saw that the moment the big hand in the air touched the fat body of Bigmom, there were countless layers of ripples like water splashes.

Hmm... Spectacular!
The aunt rushed forward quickly, and retreated quickly when she was blown away.

The whole person was head down, and fell to the ground with a bang. At first glance, it looked like a big pink carrot.

Fortunately, because the aunt was too fat, the pink dress was tightly bound to her body, so there was no possibility of her being exposed.

Otherwise, Jon would never want these eyes.

"Now you'll be able to settle down a little more... By the way, what is Ka Er doing? The drug you agreed to take, won't you go back on it?" Qiao Wen rubbed his smooth chin and muttered to himself.

At this moment, a beautiful figure ran over from a distance.

Jon didn't look at anything else, his eyes fell on those long legs that were taller than ordinary people.

"Mom, what's the matter with you, Mom?!" Cracker took the initiative to come back, and Smoothie finally returned to the tea party, but unexpectedly saw this scene.

She looked up and stared at Jon with great hatred, "It's you!"

"I'm right, but the actual situation should be slightly different from what you imagined." Jon scratched his eyebrows and said helplessly.

He pulled out one eyelash and it was empty inside. Seeing Smoothie's undisguised hostility towards him, how could he not know that something was wrong with Katakuri.

Eighty percent of them felt that this farce was instigated by themselves.

Uh.

In fact, Smoothie did not wrong the wrong person.

After all, if it weren't for Jon's influence on Katakuri's thoughts in the past two years, the second son of the Charlotte family, who looks fierce on the outside and is gentle on the inside, would never do anything to seize power.

The injustice has the head and the debt has the owner.

Qiao is destined to bear all the evils in this world...

"Damn it! I'll kill you!"

First, the second brother was taught to be bad, and then the mother was beaten. Smoothie got on top for a while, and regardless of the disparity in identities and strengths between the two sides, he jumped up with two thighs, swung his big sword, and slashed at the top of Jon's head.

If Katakuri is said to have the highest fighting ability among the children of the Charlotte family, then Smoothie has the highest fighting talent among the children of the Charlotte family.

She is cool, beautiful, practical, and trusted by others, and even won the first place in the "Most Popular Sister" competition held in private many times.

However, even such a Smoothie cannot be Jon's opponent.

In the first fight, she was smashed by Jon's bare-handed sword.

In the second round of the fight, the ugly yellow hat on her head was blown away.

The third fight...

Smoothie backed away with a flushed face, and said in shame and annoyance, "Are you sick? You're still fighting, why are you touching my leg!"

Jon replied solemnly: "Because it's long."

Don't think that you can get away with this kind of expression, hey!

Smoothie: Mom, there are perverts here.

Unexpectedly, Jon seemed to understand Smoothie's inner thoughts, and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, I'm not a pervert. If I have to say it, then I'm just a gentleman called a pervert."

Smoothie: ? ? ?

Jon laughed, "Okay, I won't tease you, I just want you to calm down. Look, your mother has woken up."

Smoothie sneered, "This kind of superficial method also wants to deceive me?"

Then behind her came the mound of dirt sliding, and the sound of a hungry stomach.

"Dim sum, eat, I want dim sum!"

Hearing this sound, Smoothie froze in place.

Turning her head with difficulty, she saw the nightmare deeply hidden in every child of the Charlotte family - the starving mother with blood-red eyes.

'Hungry mother', if it is changed to other contexts, it may still be 404 no find.

But at this time, 'Hungry Mother' is the embodiment of terror.

Without thinking, Smoothie ran away.

Because those previous experiences told her that when her mother went crazy, she couldn't communicate at all, and staying here not only couldn't solve any problems, but also put her life in danger.

Now everything has to be put aside, and the most important thing is to wholeheartedly find snacks for mom!

"Ah, I ran away—" Jon looked at Smoothie's back, feeling a little regretful.

But he still attracted the attention of the aunt, and created a chance for the long-legged chick to escape.

"Be good." Jon stretched out his hand, "I'll give you a big baby."

Of course, with his ability, he can take out almost unlimited food from the 4-dimensional pocket to relieve big mom's cravings.But he felt that it was an internal matter of the Charlotte family after all, and Katakuri still wanted to seize power, so it might not be a bad thing for Big Mom to get sick occasionally.

Flip your palms, and cast countless icicles in the clouds.

Jon was able to use large-scale AOE attacks without any scruples because he was sure that Big Mom's Homiz (soul creation) was not around. Otherwise, 'Prometheus' and 'Zeus' would not be easy to fool.

"Look, it's a popsicle." Jon said to the aunt like coaxing a child.

After hearing this, the red light in the aunt's eyes faded a little, and she didn't bother Jon any more, but picked up the icicles that fell on the ground, and started to chew.

However, Big Mom’s favorite thing is always snacks and sweets. If these icicles are mixed with sugar, maybe she can regain a little consciousness. Unfortunately, they are just icicles made of pure water, and the effect is the same as that of molar sticks, except It has no effect other than dry addiction.

Aunt's sweet addiction was still unsatisfied, and the emotions that had just stabilized went wild again.

Jon remained calm.

Because in his perception, two people are rapidly approaching here.

"Come on, cookie soldiers!"

"Flowing glutinous balls!"

Katakuri and Cracker each show their skills.

The two of them weren't out to attack Mom, though, but to feed her.

"Ahahahaha, dim sum!"

Crowds of biscuit soldiers exuded an incomparable aroma, and the aunt smiled openly, lying on the ground and eating a big meal, her movements were so rough that she almost gnawed the ground together.

And Katakuri's flowing glutinous rice balls are not bad. As we all know, things like rice cakes look inconspicuous, but they are actually the most filling.

"Shocking, the majestic big mom actually asked his sons to join forces to suppress it! "

If Jon were the news editor, this would be the headline on the next day's page.

It’s no wonder that most of the devil fruit power users in the Charlotte family are related to food, because there is such a mother who is always sick on top of her head, if you don’t have any special ability to provide food, you really can’t live for too long time.

"It's not sweet... Ah! It's not sweet!" After the initial hunger was suppressed, the aunt began to act like a demon again.

Not only have to eat enough, but also have to eat well.

Non-sweet foods have no value in existence!
A drop of cold sweat flowed from the foreheads of Kerry and Katakuri.

To be reasonable, they are familiar with fighting with the ability of devil fruit, but who would think about the taste of their own biscuits/glutinous balls when they have nothing to do!

Homegrown?

It's too creepy.

Fortunately, Smoothie came back with a group of pastry chefs at the most critical moment, and each pastry chef had more or less cakes and puddings in their hands.

"Hurry up, hurry up! Throw down the snacks and run quickly, one step later, you will also become dim sums!"

(End of this chapter)