Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Laughing dead, need you to remind?
For the pastry chefs who were raped by big moms to all countries, the first lesson they learned when they entered the island was never to do unnecessary things.

In fact, if Smoothie hadn't threatened with force, they wouldn't have dared to approach bigmom for 50 meters... That big baby is really terrible!
To be honest, I left my snacks and ran away, fearing that I would be eaten if I was too late.Under the threat of death, the pastry chefs broke out an amazing desire to survive.

Fortunately, big mom was fed by her two sons just now, and her cravings were relieved to a certain extent, and she did not attack regardless of the target.Just as if those 'little ants' running around did not exist, she grabbed those exquisite snacks and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm...delicious...hahaha..." The aunt ate and danced, like a 60-year-old child weighing dozens of tons.

Seeing this, Katakuri and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, the atmosphere became a little subtle.

Three brothers (sisters) you look at me, I look at you.

Finally, Smoothie sighed, "Brother Katakuri, it's time to sit down with us and have a talk."

Cracker's expression changed slightly, "What is there to talk about with this kind of betrayer, when Mom regains her senses, she will definitely punish him severely!"

As they said that, the three of them looked at Bigmom who was still feasting, showing a hint of helplessness in their expressions.

There is no filial son in front of the long sick bed.

Not to mention life-threatening...

No matter how filial they are, it is impossible for the children of the Charlotte family to have no thoughts in their hearts.It's just that the education they have received since they were young, their own vision, and the fear from their mothers severely restricted their hearts.

That is to say, Katakuri and Jon have learned badly, otherwise they would not have the courage to do anything to bigmom.

"I said—" Jon didn't want to get involved in other people's family affairs, but it's too impolite to leave without saying hello here.

Cracker and Smoothie seized their weapons at once.

Just thinking about Katakuri's rebellion, I almost forgot that there is a mastermind here!
"Wait." Katakuri didn't betray his brother this time, and stood in front of Jon, "This matter has nothing to do with him, it's all my own idea!"

"Get out of the way, Katakuri-san!" Smoothie was ashamed and annoyed.

Having lived so long, she has never been taken advantage of by anyone in battle.First instigating my family to rebel against my mother, and then taking the opportunity to touch my thigh, this account cannot be settled so easily!

"If you don't want to die, get out of the way, Katakuri." Cracker also had a serious face, as if a jumping chop was about to come in the next second, so that Jon could see his strengths and weaknesses.

Katakuri wanted to say something else.

At this moment, Jon pushed him aside, "Let me tell you, did you misunderstand something?"

His eyes swept over Smoothie and Cracker, "Do you really think that Katakuri is protecting me?"

Smoothie and crackers froze slightly.

Then, the two finally remembered a terrifying fact - Jon Joestar personally defeated Kaido and won the title of "Strongest".

them……

Some are over the top.

There's no way, the atmosphere just now was overwhelmed.

It is obviously a plot to expose the conspiracy, find out the mastermind behind the scenes, show off their power, and let all the dust settle.

But now it seems that the dust will definitely settle.The thing is, there's a 99.9 percent chance that this dust is the ashes of both of them.

"Ah, why did it become like this." Katakuri was extremely helpless.

If he had been more careful when administering the medicine, so that Smoothie wouldn't find out, his mother would have been moved to an uninhabited island by now to retire.

Shaking his head and putting aside his depressed thoughts, Katakuri still decided to sit down and talk to his younger siblings.

His mother was ecstatically feasting, and he had no intention of joining in.

Calling a pastry chef casually, cut off some desserts, Katakuri just sat down cross-legged and untied his scarf.

If it was a normal day, Katakuri, who pays attention to his own image, would never take off his scarf in front of others, but there were too many things happening today, and he didn't have the mind to care about other things.He grabbed the dessert and stuffed it into the fangs-covered, terrifying-looking mouth, stuffing his cheeks bulgingly, like a big hamster.

As the son of the aunt, he has perfectly inherited the characteristics of the aunt who likes to eat snacks. He has such a meal every afternoon, and sometimes even refuses to stop this habit during the battle.

By the way, Jon once commented: When Katakuri is over 50 years old, his body will definitely change drastically, and he will become the second generation of Roshan Great Demon King.

"Brother Katakuri..." Smoothie stared at Katakuri's ferocious fangs with some fear.

Although she also knows that the teeth are Katakuri's own characteristics just like her own long legs, but she knows that she knows it, facing her face to face, it is difficult for her to be normal in front of her half-human, half-beast brother Treat with heart.

Crackers are also tight.

Because of Katakuri, who is showing a bad trend, he is more unruly and domineering than usual...

Before he knew it, his hand holding the 'pretzel' was sweating.

"Sit down." Katakuri said simply.

Smoothie and Cracker looked at each other, seeing the fear in each other's eyes.Plus Jon Joestar 'watching' behind Katakuri.

As a last resort, they had no choice but to sit down obediently and confront Katakuri face to face, planning to have a negotiation between the three generals.

Katakuri held up a donut, "First of all, I want to explain one thing. Everything that happened today is my own idea and has nothing to do with Jon. He is just a tool I use to divert my mother."

"Hey, it's too much to say that I'm a tool." Jon shrugged and complained plainly.

Katakuri did not answer, but stared at Smoothie and Cracker with falcon-like eyes, "Also, I never thought of betraying the family, everything I did was for the sake of the family and my mother. Better security.

As for the reason, as I said just now, if my mother is allowed to continue to lead the Charlotte family, it will definitely lead to destruction, just like the Beasts Pirates. "

"But why?" Smoothie couldn't understand, and asked loudly: "You keep talking about destruction, who can destroy our Charlotte family?"

Without waiting for Katakuri's answer, Jon answered on his own, "Of course it's the tide of the times."

The... wave of the times?
"The Tianlong people and the world government are about to end. Once the new world government is established, do you think we can settle down?"

Katakuri sighed helplessly, "The family has offended a lot of people over the years, whether you admit it or not, my mother is 65 years old this year, she is already old."

Charlotte Lingling, 65, is a pirate.

A classic narration naturally popped up in Jon's mind.

Although there are many people who get older and more demonic in this world, no matter what, they must follow the natural laws of birth, aging, sickness and death. Compared with the strength at the peak, aunt's skills have indeed regressed a lot in recent years. If it weren't for the special soul fruit Sex, so that she can create a 'Homiz' to assist her, it is estimated that she has retired as early as Whitebeard.

"But..." Smoothie wanted to say something else.

Cracker interrupted with a sullen face: "So, you want to be the boss yourself? Katakuri, I know that many brothers and sisters trust you very much, but no matter what, you can't take the place of mother, because we It's the Charlotte family, it's Charlotte Lingling's Charlotte."

Compared with Yamato and Momonosuke, Cracker is the real filial son.

You can say that he is insidious, that he is cruel, but you cannot say that he is not filial.

Katakuri did not flinch, "It is also Charlotte Katakuri's Charlotte, anyway, I am the boss, I accept anyone's challenge, of course, before that I will Take the initiative to challenge mom!"

Since gentle means can't be used, let's use direct ones.

Pirates, whoever has the biggest fist is the boss.

Katakuri can be regarded as going all out.

Now that the matter has come to this point, he decided to pull down big mom with a straight sword, so that she can retire to the elderly with peace of mind, and stop thinking about expanding the territory and doing something unethical.

People in their sixties don't think about their children before doing things. Others are "friends' mothers" and "classmates' mothers".

Come to me, 'son's brother'...

That's not how an old cow eats young grass, let alone your son-in-law.

As soon as these words came out, Smoothie and Cracker froze in place.

On the contrary, Jon was overjoyed, "Okay, okay, this should have been done a long time ago."

Three big question marks appeared on Katakuri's head.

Strange, have I heard this sentence before...

Forget it.

do not care!
He stuffed the last donut into his mouth, drank the whole pitcher of sweet iced tea, and said to Jon, "I hope you can be a witness, of course, besides that, I hope you can see me , and for the sake of Garrett and Brin, try to protect the children of the Charlotte family as much as possible."

Anyway, Katakuri is also the number one combat power of the entire Charlotte family except for Big Mom. If you really want to let go, the entire Cake Island, or the entire Totland sea area, may be destroyed.

The existence of Jon is equivalent to a layer of insurance.

This matter was very easy for Jon, and he slapped his chest loudly, "Don't worry, Ka Er, with you, Brother Qiao, here to cover the bottom line, you have nothing to be afraid of, just let it go and do it."

As he said that, he gave a thumbs up, "The shining youth begins with rebelling against your own mother."

Katakuri: (ー_ー)
I'm 45, and my youth is long gone.

It was not my intention to resist my own mother, it was just a last resort.

Anyway...

Forget it, I still don’t complain.

Katakuri deliberately turned his head away, and cleaned up the snack residue around his mouth.After thinking about it, he tore his scarf to pieces.

"Then next, it's my battle."

"Are you crazy, brother Katakuri, you will die!" No one knew the strength of his own mother better than these children of the Charlotte family, Smoothie's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it.

She was so angry that she wished to tear Katakuri, the traitor, alive.But now, she is still worried about Katakuri.

Cracker's face turned blue and white, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Kataku made up his mind and waved his hands, "If you think I'm a traitor, then dying at the hands of my mother is my best destination, don't get in the way here, you go."

Cracker listened, and deliberately snorted, "Stupid guy."

After speaking, he got up and left by himself.

He said as he walked, "When you regret it, don't call me, the ghost will help you."

Jon blinked, and said to Katakuri without hiding his voice: "I didn't realize that guy is still a deadly tsundere."

Cracker staggered at his feet, but still didn't look back.

Smoothie bit his lip, and asked unwillingly, "There are other solutions, there's no need to make it like this?"

"You also know how domineering my mother's character is. She will not allow anyone to resist her, but if she does not resist her, our Charlotte family will not be able to escape the liquidation from top to bottom... There are many younger brothers and sisters who are not yet adults. , they can have a great time to see the scenery of this world."

Katakuri was determined.

He is a good brother, willing to give it a go for his innocent brothers and sisters.

Even if it is the enemy's mother... she will not hesitate.

Jon answered inappropriately, "The next thing you want to say is-Oni-chan!"

Hearing this, Smoothie turned his head, his big eyes were full of doubts.

Jon didn't feel embarrassed either.

It's okay to guess wrong even once.

He walked over and patted Katakuri on the shoulder, "Homiz from Big Mom is not around, actually your chances of winning are pretty good. Master Ka, don't confront her head-on, try to cut her three ways."

Is this considered off-site guidance?
However, although.

Katakuri made a note and nodded silently.

Jon waved his hand, "Let's go, wait for the good news of your victory."

Smoothie remained where he was.

Katakuri deliberately ignored her, turned around, and walked firmly towards the big mom who was eating a lot.

Smoothie took a deep breath, and finally went against Katakuri, leaving the place that was about to become a battlefield.

Because of the long legs, she quickly caught up with Jon.

Jon put his hands in his pockets, and said with a smile: "Actually, you don't have to worry so much. Like I said, without Homiz by your side, aunt's strength is just the same. At most, her skin is rougher and her flesh is thicker, so she won't lose blood so easily. ..."

Smoothie didn't know whether to answer the question or not.

Suddenly, an angry roar came from behind.

She knew that it was Katakuri brother who was fighting with her mother.

"It's unbearable...everyone is like this..." Smoothie felt extremely irritable.

She stared at Jon, "Although Brother Katakuri said that this matter has nothing to do with you, but I'm watching you, you don't want to take this opportunity to do something bad..."

Before he could finish speaking, several streaks of light streaked across the sky.

Red, blue, silver.

Smoothie couldn't react.

Jon scratched his eyebrows helplessly, "Auntie's Homiz was recruited by her, the situation is not good."

Smoothie recovered.

She glared at Jon fiercely first, then ran back without looking back.

Oni-chan, you must hold on!
(End of this chapter)