Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 911 Before the meal: Recruiting people to join

I will put the ending of Pokémon and the Masters Tournament in the extra story after the completion, together with Naruto and the Undead King.

So--

Next is my favorite anime in the first half of 2024.

Now that things have come to this, let’s eat.

  (Those who are interested can go and have a look, it's really funny)

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"Falin!"

"Falin she!"

"The most important thing now is to stay calm..."

"Calm down? Falin was eaten by a red dragon!"

The group who had just completed the transmission fell into an inevitable quarrel.

There are humans, elves, halflings and dwarves in this team.

They were all injured, with blood and burn marks left by fire on their bodies.

The leader was a human knight, about 27 or 28 years old, with blond hair and blue eyes, and looked a bit silly. He glanced at his companions and said in a deep voice: "Falin is my sister, I must go save her."

"Yes, that's it!" The pointy-eared elf nodded quickly. She held the ring-shaped pure wooden wand, with an undisguised worry on her face: "Maybe now...if we fight back...Falin will definitely be saved!"

"That's easy to say, but don't you know why we failed? A red dragon, that's a red dragon! One of the most dangerous monsters in the maze!" The dwarf warrior gritted her teeth and said, "Before, Falin treated us and added various enhancements, we almost got wiped out. With such a broken team, rushing underground is just suicide!"

Hearing this, the human knight became anxious: "So what you mean, we should just abandon Falin like this?"

"Someone dies in the maze every day, or rather, someone dies every moment. Similarly, someone is resurrected every moment. Although it's a pity, Laos, Farin and she..." In the end, the dwarf female warrior couldn't continue.

The human knight named Laos looked as if he had suddenly realized something, and said, "Is that so—"

Changing the subject, "But I must go back to save her."

He glanced at his companions and asked, "Who among you is willing to join me?"

After this question was asked, the female elf who had been shouting the loudest before stopped talking.

Feelings are feelings, reality is reality.

Reason temporarily took over, and many thoughts flashed through her mind.

That statement was absolutely true: even with a wizard proficient in all kinds of healing and auxiliary magic, they still failed to defeat the red dragon. With only such a broken team and only passion to fight their way back into the underground, their chances of winning were almost zero.

That's not a rescue.

  Instead, he took the initiative to give the red dragon extra food!

"Damn it...Falin...there must be some way..." The female elf began to bite her nails subconsciously.

The atmosphere was quiet for a moment.

Laos sighed and asked, "Malushel? Julang? Namali? Chirchak? What do you say?"

The adventurers looked at each other.

Finally, the calmest-looking Japanese warrior grasped the hilt of his sword and said, "Do you still need to ask? Of course, I'm going to save Falin!"

Laos nodded: "I'm glad you think so."

He changed the subject and said seriously, "But Namali (the dwarf warrior) is right. A reckless rescue is a death wish. We must make a reasonable plan and go underground again when we are fully prepared."

He calmed down.

Kikuro had different ideas: "There's not much time left! Laos! If we don't hurry up..."

Before he could finish his words, some bad images flashed through Ju Lang's mind, and he immediately kept silent.

After finally calming down, he said word by word: "Anyway, I will use my own way to save Falin."

After he finished speaking, he left without even looking back.

"What do you mean? Julan, do you want to leave this team?" Chilchak, the halfling, stopped Julan.

"That's right, I just want to leave the team! Sorry... Chilchak, when I think about Farin still being in the red dragon's belly, I really can't calm down at all." Julang shook his head, held the hilt of the knife, walked around Chilchak, and continued to walk away.

"Ah, how could it become like this?" Chirchak rubbed his head in pain.

Looking back, Namali was also carrying an axe and walking in a different direction.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you also..." The halfling seemed to want to say something.

He just started and then sighed helplessly.

The situation today couldn't be more obvious.

The team disbanded.

"Then me too." Chirchak wanted to leave.

But when he saw Laos and Malushiel standing there motionless, he pinched his brows again and thought to himself, "These two people really can't do without me."

Laos did not try to keep Julang and Namali.

Breaking up and getting back together is the norm for adventurers.

There are always reasons of one kind or another that cause the team to break up.

For example, the distribution of treasures.

Another example is the reduction in personnel in important positions...

Laos blinked.

Just then, his stomach growled.

"Come to think of it, the reason why we failed to defeat the red dragon was because we lost our dry food on the way to the underground maze."

Laos stroked his chin and said thoughtfully: "Sure enough, not eating well is not good."

"So? Laos, when are you going to rescue Farin?" Chilchak asked, covering his forehead.

"Let's go when we're full." Laos was like the optimistic patriarch of the family. Even though his sister was still in the red dragon's stomach, he had already started thinking about what to eat later: "Steak in the city? No, no, no, it's too expensive. What I need is simple, affordable, and filling food. But this is a rare opportunity. I really want to eat some barbecue."

Malushel: ...

Chilcak: ...

It can be said that Laos is indeed a person with a lack of brains.

In this situation, I can still think so much.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you want to continue to the underground maze, you must be fully prepared this time. And because Faline is not here, you must not forget to use various healing potions and holy water." Chirchak couldn't help but give Laos some advice: "Equipment maintenance, weapon maintenance, tents, etc..."

At this point, he couldn't help cursing: "The teleportation magic was too sudden. I only had a set of simple lock picking tools, and my pajamas and tent were all dropped on the ground." "Mine too." Malushil nodded repeatedly: "I only have this staff left."

Laos blinked and said belatedly, "You guys... aren't you going to leave?"

"Tsk, stop talking nonsense. It's because you two have no ability to deal with mechanisms and traps." Chirchak pretended to be impatient: "But let me be frank. My weapons are all on the ground. I can't fight. If I encounter a monster, you two must protect me."

"Okay! I will definitely protect you well!" Laos patted his chest.

Malushiel also said: "Falin is my good friend, how could I abandon her...but."

She glanced at her companions: "There are only three of us. We seem a little short of numbers."

"There's nothing I can do. I don't have any money left. And in order to enter the underground labyrinth again, I might have to sell this armor and buy a set of leather armor." Laos also realized the difficult situation, "And this sword..."

"It's too dangerous to enter the underground maze without a vanguard profession. And Laos, your armor is broken, I guess you can't sell it for much money." Chirchak spread his hands: "The most reliable way now is to recruit a few more partners, even if it's only one, it would be best if they can fill the vacancy of Falin, a wizard or a high priest or something."

"It's not easy to find powerful magicians and high priests..." Laos smiled bitterly.

After a pause, an idea flashed through his mind: "Wait a minute, I think I actually know a guy who is similar."

Chilchak and Malushiel looked at him at the same time: "Who?"

"I don't know if you have heard of his name." Laos raised a finger: "Jon Joestar, people who are familiar with him call him Qiao Qiao."

"JOJO? What a strange name, Laos, are your acquaintances really reliable?" Marusil looked doubtful.

Chirchak, on the other hand, frowned slightly and said, "Qiao Qiao, I've heard of him. He's a very powerful magic swordsman with outstanding swordsmanship and is good at all kinds of elemental magic."

"You can also use healing magic. A year and a half ago, I fell down the stairs and it was Qiao Qiao who healed me." Laos raised his arm. "Look, there is no sequelae at all."

"Stop playing tricks..." Malushiel held her forehead helplessly: "Is Qiao Qiao really reliable? Also, can your friendship really bring him here? Our team is now clean."

"It's okay, after all, we drink together whenever we have the chance." Laos scratched his eyebrows and said uncertainly.

"Isn't that just a relationship of drinking buddies?" Malushel made an accurate comment.

At this time, Chilchak said: "How should I describe Qiao Qiao? He is a bit devilish. He never teams up with others for a long time. He always does weird things according to his own preferences, such as hooking up with elves and dark elves..."

"Wait a minute!" Malushiel raised a hand: "Why don't you just say Playboy?"

Chirchak shrugged, "He does have this attribute, but he hooked up with so many elves, humans, cat-eared beastmen, and the like, and he was not killed. Doesn't this just prove his strength?"

After saying this, Laos pounded his fist and said, "Anyway, there is no other choice now. Given the situation of our team, normal adventurers would definitely not want to come. We can only ask Qiao Qiao."

He glanced at the sky and said, "Let's go back to town first. If Qiao Qiao is in the tavern, I will invite him directly. If not, I will quickly sell the armor for some money, then buy the necessary supplies and head to the maze again before midnight."

Chilczak: “Agreed.”

Malushel sighed: "Well, that's all that can be done."

after an hour--

Town, tavern.

"Sure." Jon held up his glass and agreed readily: "When are we leaving?"

"You...are you really willing?" The invitation went so smoothly that Laos felt it was unreal. "You just learned about the situation of our team. We are poor and may not even have the most basic conditions for adventure."

"It doesn't matter. I've been very free lately." Jon patted the scabbard on his waist: "It's been getting rusty lately."

Laos looked down and easily made a decision based on the complicated patterns on the scabbard: "It's a really good sword."

"The famous sword Lei Yu was snatched from a bloodthirsty prison guard a long, long time ago by me." Jon showed a nostalgic look: "Looking back, it's been a long time..."

Prison guard?

Malushiel asked curiously, "Why is it a prison guard?"

"Because I was escaping from prison at the time," Jon answered truthfully.

Okay.

It turns out he has a criminal record.

wrong.

  Could this guy be some serious criminal who became an adventurer just to escape capture?

The pointy-eared elf took a few steps back calmly.

Jon: "What for? I don't eat people."

"Qiao Qiao, you don't have a very good reputation on this island. It's normal for women to be on guard when they see you." Chilchak crossed his arms and said, "Oh, right, that cat-eared beastman from last time."

"We broke up." Jon shrugged, "Because she had to use me as a scratching post every day, and I couldn't stand it..."

Chirchak laughed dryly and didn't respond.

Laos stared at Jon with great excitement: "Jojo, my good friend, I will never forget your kindness."

Jon: "That's easy to say. I'm just sitting around doing nothing anyway... But first, I don't usually prepare any supplies for adventures. Apart from some necessary tools and a change of clothes, I usually just sleep wherever I go."

"It's okay, it's okay." Laos waved his hand nonchalantly.

We are lucky enough to be able to recruit one person into the team, how can we ask for more?

Maluxier was surprised. "The sleeping problem is easy to solve, but what are you going to eat? If you don't bring any adventure supplies, are you going to starve?"

As we all know, there are no hotels or restaurants in the underground maze.

"About this..." Jon blinked his eyes: "Aren't there a lot of food in the maze? Just kill some and it will be OK."

  Malushel: ???

A flash of inspiration flashed through my mind.

Laos widened his eyes slightly: "Could it be!"

Jon nodded: "Aren't there a lot of monsters in the underground maze?"

Playboy + Fugitive + Pica

It's full.

The buff is really maxed out.

Malushel pulled Laos away and said, "Hey, you should think about it again! This person is not good. To be honest, this person is really not good!"

"A monster... hehe... I'm really curious about what it tastes like..." Laos couldn't listen to anything else. Ever since he knew Qiao Qiao had put his idea into practice, his mind was full of curiosity: "I'm really looking forward to it, hehe, hehe..."

  Malushel:?

When I type this question mark, I don’t feel that there is something wrong with me, but that there is something wrong with you.

"Are you crazy, Laos? It's a monster!" She tried to make a final struggle.

But Laos looked at her with a serious expression: "We have no money, remember? Malusil, this is the only way to survive in the underground maze."

Looking back, his eyes were full of admiration: "Under this premise, Qiao Qiao might be the most suitable person for our team."