Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 912 Appetizer: Grilled Mushrooms

The source starts from a village.

One day, the underground tomb began to collapse with a slight tremor.

A man appears mysteriously...

The man claimed to be the king of the Golden Kingdom that perished a thousand years ago.

The Golden Kingdom was once an extremely prosperous country, but it was sealed by a mad magician and locked underground, and has never seen the light of day.

"I will give everything to whoever defeats the magician."

Leaving these words behind, the man quickly decayed, turned into dust and disappeared.

As a result, countless adventurers poured into the underground and entered the depths of the maze to begin their adventure.

From then on, the Great Pirates began...

wrong.

  Great adventure time!

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"The maze is full of monsters, which means that the ecosystem inside is self-contained."

"That's right, that's right."

"Where there are carnivorous monsters, there are herbivorous monsters. At the same time, there are also plants that herbivorous monsters need. Since there are plants, there is also sufficient light, water, and soil."

"That's right, that's right."

"In theory, the maze is another world that can provide an environment for intelligent species to survive."

"That's right! What a wise remark, Qiao Qiao-kun."

Malushel stared blankly at John and Laos singing the same tune, feeling overwhelmed.

"Wait a minute." She said, "Even if this theory is valid, eating monsters or something..."

Emotionally acceptable.

It is absolutely unacceptable physiologically.

Monster.

So disgusting.

And dangerous.

Only a madman would eat that kind of stuff.

"Ms. Complaining Elf, we are all living creatures, so please don't discriminate against monsters, okay? Don't you know that the most dangerous ones are the most delicious?" Jon looked at Malushil and sized her up. "Don't blame me for not reminding you. With your mentality, you can't even capture a Level 5 Galah Crocodile."

Gar...Garra crocodile?

  Are there monsters like this in the underground maze?

Malushel couldn't remember for a moment.

and also.

  What the hell is capture level? You gain experience by eating monsters, right?

"Gala crocodiles, they sound delicious... ahem, Malusil, what I want to say is that it's not just monsters." Laos said seriously: "We must eat everything that can be eaten and replenish nutrition as much as possible so that we can return to the level where the red dragon is."

Malushel: ...

I feel tired and don’t want to talk.

"We can't do that because we have no money."

Laos patted Malushiel's shoulder and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The complaining elf suddenly had a lot of black lines on his head: "Are you serious? Hey, Laos, are you serious? Are you mentally normal?"

"This is the only way since we have no money to buy food." Laos restrained his expression and spread his hands helplessly.

Then, he looked at Jon with a look seeking approval: "Yeah, right?"

"I don't care. I eat everything. I can eat everything. Monsters or women." John yawned and didn't take eating monsters seriously at all.

"You're talking like a scumbag for no apparent reason!" Malushiel quickly covered her chest and said, "As expected, you're such a bad guy."

"What? A fifty-year-old elf woman would also worry about her personal safety?" Jon laughed and retorted mercilessly: "Don't worry, even if I love everyone, I am also very picky about food. Be it monsters or women."

Malushel blushed, "Fifty years old? Fifty years old is only equivalent to you humans..."

She realized belatedly: "Wait a minute! How do you know my age?"

"This should be considered my personal talent. When a person stands in front of me, I can easily tell their age and condition." Jon sniffed lightly and showed a look of disgust: "Find a chance to take a shower, greasy elf."

Malushel blushed and pointed her staff at Jon: "Ah! Fireball!"

Jon smiled slightly and drew his sword.

Swah——

The small fireball was split into two.

Malushel was so angry that she jumped up and down, "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

She glared at Laos fiercely: "I say, is there no other team member to choose from?"

"That's the situation, Malusil. Also, don't attack your companions again, even though I know you don't mean any harm." Laos scratched his brow. Then, he said excitedly, "Don't you think Qiao Qiao is a good fit for our team? A survival expert with super combat power, who can also play a supporting role. We will definitely be able to defeat the red dragon this time."

Malushel opened her mouth: "Laos, you..."

Just quit.

A voice sounded in my heart.

But I can remember Falin's smiling face.

All thoughts disappeared.

Malushiel felt that she must be crazy. Knowing what would happen next, she still insisted on going deep underground with this group of unreliable guys.

If there were any other way, she would not be willing to put herself in such a difficult position.

"I'm an elf, a noble elf, and an excellent student at the Magician Academy..." After mumbling for a while in a voice that only she could hear, Malushel finally adjusted her mentality: "Okay, okay, really, why should I suffer this? I will try my best to convince myself, but you should also try to pick some monsters that look tasty."

"Alright!" Laos gave a thumbs up.

Seeing his stupid look, Malushel couldn't help but grab her own golden hair: "I chose it myself, I can't be angry, I chose it myself, I can't be angry..."

Jon's expression was normal: "Women are like this. Men just need to take the initiative to create living conditions, but women have to consider more, such as whether they can eat and whether it tastes good."

Malushel blushed again: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"What I want to say is that since we are all teammates, we should stop whining. What about trying to be as tasty as possible? It's really superficial. Is there any difference between slimes and minotaurs? There isn't!" Jon approached Maruthil: "Or do you discriminate against slimes and think that slimes are not worthy of being monsters?"

"I traveled to another world and fought in a different world"

Malushiel had never seen such exquisite boxing skills before, and was speechless for a moment.

Laos nodded excitedly: "That's right, brother. That's right. The slime needs to eat, and the minotaur needs to eat too. Only in this way can it be considered healthy."

At this moment, Chilchak narrowed his eyes, as if he saw through something: "I say, Laos... you haven't been interested in eating monsters for a long time."

"No! I can't! I...anyway!" Laos obviously couldn't lie. Others didn't do anything, but he was the first to lose his composure. Not only did he speak incoherently, he even whistled as if to cover up.

Chirchak couldn't help but pinch his brows: "You, although you are usually a little bit stupid. But I didn't expect you to be so perverted."

Laos: "What's wrong with that? I'm just more interested in monsters than the average person. Their lifestyle, their growth process, and..."

"...and their taste, right? Okay, okay, stop talking." Chilchak pinched his brows even harder.

"Very good. It can be seen that we are a united, friendly, harmonious and beautiful team." Jon yawned. "But excuse me for being so nosy. Do we still want to go in? It's already quite late. If not, we can just sleep outside and talk about it tomorrow."

"Go in, go in. Of course we have to go in. Time is money. We must seize every second." Laos waved his hand and said, "Let's go!"

As he was speaking, a loud noise came from the entrance of the maze.

"Help! Is there anyone who can help us?"

"Stop chasing me!"

Look inside.

What they saw was a group of obviously novice adventurers being chased by mushroom monsters.

Mushroom monster, a mushroom-shaped monster that can move freely.

To be honest, apart from the spore attacks and weak toxins, a 15 or 16-year-old kid can defeat this thing.

The new team was obviously panicking, which was why they were chased and beaten by such a weak monster. "Opportunity!"

Laos' eyes lit up.

If you feel really sleepy, just use the pillow.

I was just worrying about how to deal with the first monster.

The monster is right at my mouth.

Jon stood with the knife in hand, "Leave it to me."

The words fall.

Three cuts.

shhhhh--

The mushroom monster is directly divided into three sections.

The new adventure team is grateful and are deeply moved.

"If you don't even have this kind of mental quality, you might as well go home and learn a skill." Malushel said kindly, "The maze is still too dangerous for you."

Jon ignored the newbies.

He picked up the mushroom monster in his hand and said, "How is it? Do you want to eat it?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Laos nodded.

But after looking around, he said regretfully: "There is no fire nearby, and there is no pot to cook soup. Let's go to the basement first."

"This is easy." Jon pointed to the ground with one hand.

In the blink of an eye, a small sapling appeared.

"Natural magic?" Malushiel was a connoisseur and couldn't help but look at Jon with a higher opinion.

"Qiao Qiao, you don't mean to..." Chilchak laughed dryly, "Let's eat right here."

"Just a little snack." Jon said, using a new branch as a skewer, and quickly sliced ​​the most tender part of the mushroom monster and preserved it well: "Monsters like mushroom monsters don't need any seasoning, they taste delicious on their own."

Malushel: ...

Chilcak: ...

Let’s not talk about the mushroom monster issue for now. It’s just not normal for you to look like a glutton.

"Won't it be poisonous? The mushroom monster is very poisonous and can often poison cats and dogs." Malushiel asked worriedly.

"That kind of toxin is nothing to humans, and it's worth mentioning that only brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous, and this one... emmm, it should be a relative of the King Oyster Mushroom, it must be non-toxic and can be eaten with peace of mind." While speaking, Jon had put the skewers on. He said to Malushiel, "Beauty, can you lend me a light?"

"Hiss--" Malushiel took a breath of cold air and felt goose bumps all over her body.

But he still reluctantly used a flame technique.

The team of new adventurers who were rescued were all dumbfounded.

No.

This is what a senior is.

Eating monsters is too...

No no no.

You can't use such thoughts to criticize your savior.

"If you take a closer look, the mushroom monster is actually quite cute. It has tiny feet, and there's a squeaking sound when it walks. To be honest, I quite like it." Laos squatted beside the fire with an excited look on his face, grinning.

Seeing his expression, Chirchak had a hard time swallowing back the words, 'Your sister is still in the red dragon's stomach, yet you have the leisure to sit here and roast mushrooms.'

"Well, it's nothing, we'll leave first."

"Thank you, seniors."

"We will definitely remember this kindness."

Seeing the monster that was chasing them become food for someone else, the team of novice adventurers smiled awkwardly and waved goodbye.

Malushel also waved at them.

Turn around again.

The golden and shiny mushroom slices are all baked.

"Where does the oil come from?" She swallowed and asked calmly.

"No matter how much it looks like a spore plant, it is essentially a monster, and it secretes a fresh and natural oil." Jon explained casually, and handed the roasted skewer to Laos: "The brave enjoy the world first. Come, warrior, eat this piece of my mushroom, and you will be able to unlock the ultimate move Nine Heavens Flying Snow."

Laos: ???

Forget it.

do not care.

If you don’t understand, then don’t understand. Eating is the most important thing.

"I'm gonna start now."

Laos took a bite without hesitation.

Then her whole face suddenly turned into a girlish one: "Oh my god, it's just grilled mushrooms, why are they so delicious?"

Qiao En smiled proudly: "I am not talented, but I am the top chef Qiao Maoxing."

This kind of joke that no one could understand made the scene a little chilly.

But it doesn’t matter, the aroma of the grilled mushrooms will wash away everything.

Laos was eating so happily.

Finally, Chilchak gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it. Anyway, I don't know how many weird things I will have to eat in the future... Qiao Qiao, give me a bunch."

"Okay, little Edogawa, this is yours." Jon handed over a bunch of mushrooms.

"My name is Chilchak, not Edogawa." Chilchak complained and started eating the golden, roasted mushrooms: "Mmm, delicious!"

Malushel was silent.

Malushel's lips moved.

Malushel took a step forward.

Malusil's sanity regained the upper hand.

Malushel began to perform street dance moves on the floor...

"no no no!"

“But it smells really good.”

"No, no, no."

“But it smells really good.”

"Calm down, Maruthil!"

"I want to eat! I want to eat!"

Two voices were fighting in Malushiel's mind.

Just then, Jon came over with a bunch of grilled mushrooms.

"Miss Elf Oppa... would you like to eat my mushrooms?"

Mary Hilton was alert: "This is sexual harassment! This must be sexual harassment!"

"Stop talking nonsense and look at the mushroom!" John's face suddenly changed. He rushed to Malushiel at an extremely fast speed and pinched the silly elf's mouth open.

"Uuuuuuu..."

Malushil seemed to be struggling desperately, but in fact she was chewing instinctively.

Don't tell me.

This mushroom.

It's quite delicious.