Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 913: First Meal: Grilled Rat Slices

The essence of human beings is a repeater, a real fragrance and a pigeon.

You were so reluctant before.

Put something in your mouth.

Maryhill unexpectedly discovered that this thing seemed to be no different from ordinary mushrooms...

No.

There are still some differences.

Ordinary grilled mushrooms don’t have this herbal fragrance.

"hateful."

"It's just a mushroom monster."

“So arrogant!”

“Damn it, damn it, damn it (chew chew chew)!”

He ate and muttered.

The thought of it made the family laugh.

"Ah, I'm so satisfied." Laos touched his belly and a happy smile appeared on his face.

But at the same time, it was a pity that although the grilled mushrooms were delicious, they could only be considered a snack. To be honest, he still wanted to eat some real food.

"I'd better buy a pot from the market on the underground floor when I get a chance." Laos thought to himself.

By this time, Jon had already put out the fire.

"I feel sleepy after eating." He yawned.

Malushel, with a mushroom in her mouth, yelled in a very ungraceful manner: "Hey! Now is not the time to sleep! We have to quickly enter the underground maze Kouya!"

"I know, Kouya. I just said Kouya casually. Don't react so strongly, Kouya." Jon rolled his eyes. "Since we are going to enter the maze, let's get going, Kouya."

Malushel: ...

really.

This guy is so annoying.

Pack your things.

The group of four officially entered the maze.

The labyrinth can be roughly regarded as the Grand Line and the New World, and the adventurers are the pirates who flock to the sea.

The underground floor was similar to the appearance of Rogue Town. A large number of adventurers gathered there, and when there were so many people, they spontaneously formed a market.

"There are still so many people here." Malushiel held the staff and carefully moved among the crowd.

She's pretty good.

Chilchak was in a tough spot - the halfling was too short and was easily dispersed by the crowd.

After finally squeezing into a relatively spacious place, Laos straightened his crooked armor and looked around for a stall where he could trade.

"Don't move around here. I'm going to sell my sword and armor and exchange them for some necessary supplies." He pressed his hand: "Be sure to wait for me to come back."

"No, why are you still selling equipment?" Chilchak stopped him: "With Qiao Qiao joining, the battle pressure has been reduced a lot, and our team also needs front-line professions. Your fine steel armor is a must for adventures."

Laos smiled and said, "I've considered it. We need to get to the level where the red dragon is as soon as possible. This set of armor is too heavy to wear. And if we just want to hurry, a sword is not necessary... Of course, I will buy a knife or a sword for self-defense, so you don't have to worry about that."

Chirchak held his forehead helplessly: "Malushil, you also have something to say."

Malushel blinked her eyes: "Monster... I will eat monsters obediently and sleep on the floor, so..."

"Malushil, Chilchak, you are really lovely guys." Laos smiled with relief, and a tear flowed from the corner of his eye: "It's great to meet you."

Malushel and Chilcak turned their heads away somewhat embarrassedly.

At this moment, Jon yawned, which ruined the atmosphere. "I don't mind you guys deepening your relationship there, but ever since Miss Pointy Ears brought up the topic of eating monsters, a furry old man has been staring at us with his round eyes."

Everyone:? ? ?
Look in the direction Jon said.

A hairball in the eye.

No.

Not a hairball.

Instead, it was a dwarf warrior with thick hair and beard that almost covered his entire face.

He was wearing a bull-horned helmet with one horn broken off, carrying a large pot on his back, with all kinds of messy bags on his body, and holding a large axe in his hand that didn't look very sharp.

"This old man..." the dwarf warrior said in a voice full of vicissitudes of life, "I overheard your conversation by accident."

He glanced at the four people in the group and asked, "Are you interested in cooking monsters?"

"Yes, sir, what's your name?" For no apparent reason, Laos was very interested in the dwarf warrior who had unexpectedly spoken to him: "My name is Laos, and I'm the captain of this team."

"My name is Sensi!" The dwarf warrior said his name in a muffled voice.

After he finished speaking, he sniffed: "It's the aroma of roasted mushroom monsters."

"I didn't expect you could find this!" Laos' eyes lit up: "It's really amazing!"

"It's nothing. The mushroom monster has a faint but unique herbal fragrance. After being roasted by fire, the fragrance will become a very strong smell." Senxi pointed at Malucier: "The elf lady over there ate a lot, so I can easily find it."

"What..." Malushiel blushed and retorted without confidence: "I...I didn't eat that much!"

Everyone ignored Long Ears' rebuttal and continued their conversation.

Malushiel squatted on the ground and drew circles with resentment.

"Your team seems to be facing some kind of dilemma." Senxi stroked his beard: "Do you need help?"

Laos opened his mouth, but finally calmed down: "Thank you, but I think we should be able to overcome it."

"Is that so..." Senxi's expression remained unchanged. "It's just that I rarely meet people who don't discriminate against monsters. I forgot myself for a moment. I'm really sorry."

After a pause, he added: "I'm just about to go find some ingredients. Do you want to join me?"

Ingredients (×)
Monsters ()

Laos' eyes lit up!
"of course."

At the age of 27 or 28, and with a warrior profession that requires the most physical strength, how can a few strings of grilled mushrooms fill you up? I had been planning to come to the basement to have a good meal, and now the opportunity has come!

"Haha, then follow me." Sensi waved his hand, signaling Laos and others to follow.

Malushiel was extremely unwilling.

But her thoughts have nothing to do with her body...

Gululu.

There was an embarrassing sound.

Long Ears covered his stomach and stared at Laos and the others hungrily: "What? You think casting spells doesn't consume energy!"

"Ah, there's really nothing I can do." Chirchak rested his hands on his pillow. "Now that we have fallen to this point, let's just discard those unimportant things, such as face, bottom line, and dignity."

"The last two items obviously can't be thrown away!" Malushiel completed her job of complaining very diligently.

The halfling spread his hands indifferently: "It doesn't matter what you throw away. Survival is the most important thing. Let's go and see what kind of amazing food is in this underground floor."

That's what it says.

But the distribution of monsters on the underground floor has almost been completely figured out.

This is equivalent to a novice village.

The monsters that inhabit here are all weak ones, such as slimes, mushroom monsters, giant scorpions, giant rats, etc.

Sensi is indeed experienced.

He did not limit his vision to moving monsters, all kinds of things could be turned into food in his eyes.

Inverted fruits, tree roots, moss on tombstones...

Malushel's face became darker and darker.

"Are you serious?" she said. "Are you serious? I don't want to eat grass from other people's graves!"

Something 100 times worse than eating tribute appeared - stealing grass from graves. "This algae is delicious. Not only can it be used to make soup, but it can also be ground into herbs." Senxi said seriously: "It is very valuable."

"Even if you say so, it's still grass on a grave." Malushil shook her head repeatedly.

Just then, Laos and Jon came back.

Both of them gained a lot.

Four hands, holding four large yellow and gray rats.

"don't want--"

"don't want--"

"don't want--"

If chewing grass on graves brought Malushel's psychological endurance to the brink of collapse, then eating dead mice was something she absolutely could not tolerate.

"What are you doing, Marusil? It's just a mouse... No, it's not a mouse, it's a rat." Laos said seriously.

"Even if the name is changed, the situation won't change at all." Malushiel slapped her thigh and said, "Forget about mushroom monsters, but you guys also don't let the mice go?"

"I've already told you, this is a giant rat." Jon said calmly, "Although they look like ordinary rats, they actually only eat millet and plant roots, and rarely eat meat, so their meat is extremely tender."

"Hey, why do you know such boring information?" Malushiel asked a soul-searching question.

Jon spread his hands and said, "The magical conch told me."

"What the hell is this magical conch? Pay attention, you bastard!" Malushiel was about to break through.

Senxi nodded with satisfaction: "Well done, these giant rats look good. If we cook them well, they should be delicious."

"No way, no way, you really want to eat mice!" Malushel looked at Chirchak as if grasping at a life-saving straw: "Say something, my friend, say something quickly!"

"Eat or starve. Malushel, this is the simplest and easiest thing to understand." Chirchak's eyes were solemn: "Can you find something that can fill your stomach more easily?"

Malushel: ...

How to do?
Now she actually wants to eat the grass on the grave.

really.

People like to compromise.

When you say you want to eat the grass on the grave, the other party will most likely disagree. But when you say you want to eat a dead mouse, the other party will be very willing to eat the grass on the grave.

"You are crazy, really crazy..."

Malushel muttered to herself.

She made up her mind that even if she died, she would jump down the stairs rather than eat a bite of the roasted rat!

The noble elf keeps his word!
The fire was soon lit.

The three men each have their own duties.

Laos seemed to be in the best mood and even hummed a little tune happily.

Jon skinned the rat skillfully, folded the skin and put it aside.

Seeing this, Senxi couldn't help but admire: "It seems that you are also a person with rich life skills, little brother."

Jon said without even looking up: "I just treat every monster with an equal spirit. Whether it's a slime or a dragon, the correct way to treat them is to enjoy them to their heart's content. I enjoy them, and they will enjoy me to their heart's content... If they are stronger than me, I don't mind becoming their food."

pat.

Hearing this, Senxi's big iron spoon suddenly fell to the ground.

Coming back to his senses, he apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I just suddenly felt that what you said made a lot of sense. Equality? It's really a novel point of view."

"It's just talk. It doesn't cost any money. But Mr. Sensi..."

"Just call me Sensi."

"Okay Sensi, are you going to make sizzling rat?"

Hearing this, Senxi nodded, "You found it. Originally, the most delicious thing on this floor should be the big scorpion, but the giant rat is not bad. But no matter how fresh and tender it is, it still has an earthy smell. At this time, I must--"

"Use the heat from the iron plate to destroy the fishy smell and transform it into a unique flavor." Jon replied very naturally.

Senxi was stunned, but also had a hint of expectation: "Then——"

Jon: "Use seasonings, preferably alcohol. I personally like wine the most, because it gives you the flavor of the barrels and grapes. Ale is also fine, but it will be lighter in color."

Hearing this, Senxi couldn't help but clench his fists: "That's right! Qiao Qiao-kun."

"Just call me Qiao Qiao." Qiao En put the sliced ​​rat on the leaves and handed it to Senxi. "In fact, if you wrap it with some edible flower leaves, you can not only taste the tenderness of the meat, but also feel the freshness of the flowers."

Sensi: !!!
Who understands, my family members, you have met a soulmate!

Laos and Chilchak couldn't help swallowing.

It's obviously just a rat.

It’s just a rat, why does it sound so delicious?

Jon glanced at Senxi's red-hot pot and shook his head gently: "The temperature is not high enough. Let me help you."

After he finished speaking, he snapped his fingers, and many young seedlings broke through the soil. This was the natural magic he had displayed before.

"This will add another flavor." Jon smiled.

Senxi took a deep breath and said nothing. He skillfully used the clamps he carried with him to place the mouse slices on the inverted pot.

Shila-

The aroma of the oil is instantly stimulated.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

In a trance, Laos and Chilchak actually saw a golden light bursting on the mouse piece.

The two rubbed their eyes.

At this moment, Senxi unscrewed the kettle and said, "This is the strong liquor I brewed myself, with a high alcohol content..."

Wow!
Fall down.

The flames were blazing.

The rat slices have a new flavor.

Laos swallowed and hurriedly picked up the wooden tray (which he had just bought from the market).

Senxi was very considerate and handed him the roasted rat slices.

Laos took a deep breath and said, "I'm starting..."

After saying that, he put the mouse slice directly into his mouth.

heat!
This was his first feeling.

What follows is fragrance and tenderness.

And... fierce!

The dwarf's wine was like a huge hammer, shaping every inch of the rat slice into a new flavor.

"Rat... Rat is really delicious."

Every wrinkle on Laos' face relaxed and he was filled with a happy smile.

"Let me have a taste too." Chirchak, who was originally not fond of eating rats, couldn't help but be tempted when he saw it.

The rat slices were cooked through when overcooked, and Sensi made them very quickly.

In just over ten seconds, the halfling was completely conquered and bowed down to the deliciousness of the rat.

Malushel: ...

Iron plate rat slices.

It's not roasted rat.

Take a taste.

I shouldn't break the oath of the elves.