Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"No, I'm not Sister Li."

"Why are they so fast?"

"Taking into account the time it takes to resurrect, can you still get here before us?"

"That's outrageous!"

Laos began to doubt his life.

They were obviously going very fast, but they were still left behind.

Could it be...

Those shortcuts Chilchak provided weren't really shortcuts at all, were they?
Can you please, Chilchak?
(A Halfling Locksmith: A-choo.)
"Anyway, let's put their bodies away first." Laos thought about it over and over again but couldn't figure it out, so he could only sigh.

I have a kind heart and cannot bear to see these things.

When you meet someone in trouble, help them if you can.

Jon naturally had no objection.

At this time, Laos said again: "Ah, let's harvest the wheat. We can still eat it if we pick it up."

Qiao En spread his hands and said, "Pick it up yourself. I have a back injury and can't bend down."

"Is this true?" Laos looked doubtful.

However, he didn't say anything and went to pick wheat obediently.

"Wheat soaked in water will soon rot and should be eaten as soon as possible."

Laos thought about adding it to the food he would cook later.

He had enjoyed the crab roe and bacon baked rice last night very much, and today the wet wheat came in handy.

Jon quickly 'packed' the body.

Laos also picked up the wheat.

Two persons and one total.

I didn't want to explore further ahead, I just went back the same way.

The bodies of six or seven people (with the magic of 'walking on water' attached) were soaked in water, so to be honest, they were quite heavy.

Laos wanted to help.

But Jon waved his hand and refused: "If we all hold the ropes, who will be free to fight if the monster attacks?"

When Laos thought about it, he realized that this was indeed the case and immediately became extremely alert.

Fortunately, the journey was very smooth.

Not to mention the powerful monsters, even the weak knife fish didn't dare to get close.

Laos scratched his head. "Could it be that I have already begun to possess the temperament of a strong man, emitting something similar to the 'qi' that Kikuro mentioned?"

Jon: "Are you sure that the singing wasn't too scary and scared away all the monsters nearby?"

Laos hummed, "That's a possibility."

Changing the subject, "Speaking of which, these guys are really unlucky. They were wiped out twice in less than two days."

"The important thing is that we have met each other. This must be a special fate." Jon changed his dragging posture slightly: "What God wants us to do..."

Laos: ???

Then he looked behind him and suddenly realized something.

"You can't touch that female mage. She's already dead."

Jon was stunned for a moment.

Laos said again: "Although, but, da."

"Fuck you." Jon was full of black lines on his face. "What impression do you have of me? Or have you and Maluxier learned bad things from me?"

"It has nothing to do with Marusil..." Laos said unconfidently.

Very good, Malushiel, I, Qiao, will remember this grudge.

(Silly Elf: A-choo)

In an extremely speechless atmosphere, the two returned to the shore.

Chilchak thought Jon was dragging his newly caught prey, and came over excitedly.

But when he took a look, he saw a pile of dead bodies. He was immediately confused: "What is this?"

As he spoke, he seemed to recognize someone: "Aren't these guys the team that was wiped out by the treasure bugs?"

"Life is full of encounters." Jon lined up the bodies of Kabul and others on the shore and called for Maruthil to come over: "Come, come, Red Deer Red Deer."

Malushel: ???
Don't summon me in this strange way.

Having said that, she still stopped what she was doing and came over with the staff in hand.

"Pray for a spell to prevent the corpse from turning into a corpse." Jon snapped his fingers: "Please, Maru Amen."

Malushel: ???
Reluctant as it is.

What needs to be done must still be done.

Anyway, I have done it once before, so casting the spell again now is quite familiar.

the other side.

Laos, Sensi and Chilchak talked about their previous experiences and showed them the soaked wheat.

"No way, we are not short of food. We won't even let go of these wheats." Chirchak looked puzzled.

I've been eating a lot of monsters lately.

Pressure Massenet, Pressure Massenet.

In this case, just throw a small bag of wheat into the water.

However, Sensi praised Laos: "Well done, every grain of food is hard-earned and should not be thrown away casually."

Laos scratched his head. "I didn't think much about it at the time. I just thought that we didn't have much rice, so it would be helpful to get some wheat to supplement it."

Senxi: "Leave the wheat to me. I happen to have a dish that requires wheat."

"Really? That's great." Laos pushed the bag aside.

Senxi took it and turned back to studying the food.

Just then, Jon came over, asked Sensi for a pot, and asked, "Are there any peppers, onions, potatoes or something left?"

"Those ingredients are of the type that are easy to preserve, and there are still a few." Senxi answered truthfully.

"It's rare to have aquatic horse meat. I'll add another dish for you later." Jon stretched out his fingers, looking like he was going to do something big.

Sensi: !!!
Laos: !!!

Chilchak: !!!
Can I eat that magical glowing food again?

What a blessing.

Malushel began to rehearse her lines in her mind in advance, "Damn it, damn it, damn it, how can a mere xxx be so delicious!"

of course.

It is enough to practice the lines a few times.

Looking at her busy companions and then at her half-made soap, Malushel made up her mind: "I will have to perform this magic later anyway, so why not practice it in advance?"

resurrection.

Spells that are considered taboo in the outside world are very common in the maze.

Because after the people here die, their souls will not be too far away from their bodies, and they can be easily resurrected with some special means.

Malushel took a deep breath, turned over and found her textbook.

Academics are academics.

Without books to guide me, I always feel like something is missing.

Chirchak noticed the movement from Malushil's side. He was stunned for a moment, then he asked with wide eyes, "No way, you are not a professional. It would be better if the corpse collection team came over."

"I can do what the corpse collection team can do. Don't underestimate the level of the talented girls from the magic academy." Malushel had her own thoughts: "These people have been soaked in water for too long. If they are not resurrected as soon as possible, they will probably be left with some terrible sequelae."

"I think it's more terrifying to be resurrected by a half-baked person like you." Chirchak complained mercilessly.

Malushel: !!!
You can question my attitude towards monster cooking, but you can't question my magic level.

"Who's a half-wit?" she said.

Then, as if in a fit of anger, he began to cast a resurrection spell in front of Chilchak.

"Don't!" Chirchak wanted to stop him.

Malushil poked the dwarf warrior on the forehead with her staff.

"Rise, my dwarf!"

Jon, who was peeling potatoes, came over and said, "What? God King Tang is here?" Malushil:???
As always, I have no idea what my teammates are talking about.

but it does not matter.

Just cast the spell successfully.

"What's happening to me?" Dai Ya was confused, staring at her hands in a daze.

"Oh my god, you actually succeeded?" Chilchak couldn't believe his eyes.

Although he himself does not possess magical abilities, he still has some vision.

"awesome."

I don't want to admit it but I have to admit that Maru Amen does have some talent.

"Hehe." Malushiel's ears trembled with pride.

At this moment, the dwarf warrior Daiya asked weakly: "Excuse me, did you save me?"

"Ah, my companions found you soaking in the water and brought you back to the shore. Then, as a great wizard, I cast a spell and you were perfectly resurrected." Malushiel was a little too proud of herself.

Chilchak: "Hey, your mouth is stretched to your ears."

Maruhil: ∑(０О０) Really...really!?
Dai Ya was confused.

Although the elf in front of him was a little strange.

But if he is willing to resurrect his dead self, he must be a good person.

"Please, revive my other teammates." Daiya said sincerely: "Onegai~"

"Even if you don't tell me, I will do it." Malushiel patted her chest.

However, Chilchak seemed to have thought of something and left quietly.

"Senxi, Senxi, Malushil has resurrected that group of adventurers. Is this aquatic horse enough for the eleven of us?"

Hearing this, Senxi thought for a moment and nodded affirmatively: "Annie is very big, enough for the eleven of us to have two meals."

Chilcak: ...

You have chopped me into pieces, so don't call me by that name anymore.

Laos blinked his eyes. "Malushel has mastered the resurrection spell? That's amazing."

Chirchak shrugged. "Who knows how she pulled it off? Maybe it was just a blind cat catching a dead mouse."

"No matter what, I'm happy for Maruthil. No, I have to go and see."

After saying that, Laos left in a hurry.

Senxi looked back and showed more energy: "Since it is a friend who has come back from the dead, he must need more nutrition. It seems that I have to show some real skills."

Chilchak scratched his head and said, "Well, I'll go inform Qiao Qiao and ask him to prepare some more food."

……

……

Kabul was confused.

Understand that all the newly resurrected people are like this.

He looked at Laos in front of him, his eyes wandering as he asked, "Are you Laos Toton?"

"Yes, yes, it's me." Laos scratched his brows embarrassedly: "I didn't expect that I'm already so famous."

Kabul: ...

What a bad fate.

Unexpectedly, I was saved by the man in front of me again.

After performing resurrection spells one after another, Malushel was a little tired. Not only was her magic power exhausted, but her energy was also not as good as before.

But in her opinion, it was all worth it.

It can be seen from the 'worship' eyes of the rescued people - I, Maluthil, the Archmage!
"I've been fooled by this guy again and again..." Lin (a female mage with long black hair) sighed helplessly.

It was obvious that I used to look down on the academic school the most. What a twist of fate.

"Okay, okay, there will be plenty of time to get to know each other later. Now it's time to eat!" Laos greeted enthusiastically: "I've prepared your portions as well."

"meal?"

Hearing this word, others also felt hungry.

"Then let's be shameless..." Kabul was about to say a few polite words.

Just then, Sensi came over with a big pot and put it on the ground with a bang.

"Dwarven-style picnic barley rice with horse meat soup, please enjoy." Sensi prepared a lot of dishes, and it can be seen that he really put in a lot of effort.

Kabul Squad: ???

Who can tell us.

Why is there horse meat in this underground maze?

But it is taboo for adventurers to talk about deep things with people they just met. People have kindly invited you to dinner, and it would be impolite to ask them questions.

So, the group looked at Kabul for help.

Kabul felt the pressure from his teammates and could only bite the bullet and ask, "Mr. Totten?"

"Just call me Laos. Let's not be so unfamiliar with each other." Laos patted Kabul's shoulder in a familiar manner.

Kabul laughed dryly: "Excuse me, where did you get all this meat?"

Laos has already told Kabul and the others about wheat rice and other things.

They saved you, so they won’t be reluctant to give up even a single grain of wheat.

But this horse meat is very suspicious...

Laos: "It's an aquatic horse."

Aquatic horse (immediate answer)!
Kabul was not sure about his ears: "What did you just say?"

"It's an aquatic horse. We killed an aquatic horse and are going to eat her meat." Laos said as a matter of course.

He did not expect that such a 'normal' thing would bring so much mental shock to the Kabul team.

Chilchak rested his hands on his pillow: "It can't be helped. Not everyone is as destitute as us, and has to rely on eating monsters to continue adventuring."

It's all bitter tears...

Kabul wanted to say something else.

Jon's dish is served.

A pot of steaming dry-pot aquatic horse meat was served, instantly attracting everyone's attention.

Pieces of aquatic horse meat were neatly stacked in the pot, slightly browned on the outside and glowing with an enticing sheen of oil.

The unique texture of aquatic horse meat is clearly visible, as if telling of its toughness and deliciousness.

Malushel: !!!
It looks delicious.

Forget it.

They are who they are.

You are yourself.

Anyway, I have already eaten a lot of monsters, so one more bite won’t make a difference.

Chilcak thought so too.

Serve rice and soup.

Then pick up a piece of dry-pot aquatic horse meat, put it into your mouth, and bite it gently.

The meat is firm and elastic, with a unique chewiness. The unique meat aroma spreads in the mouth, mixed with the rich taste of dry pot seasoning, spicy and fresh, stimulating the taste buds, making people unable to stop!
"Okay!" Chirchak's eyes lit up.

Malushiel was also eating voraciously.

The potatoes, onions, and horse meat flavor blend perfectly.

The side dishes at the bottom of the pot absorb the essence of aquatic horse meat and the flavor of the seasoning - the onions become sweet and soft, and the potatoes are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Every bite is intoxicating!

The overflowing aroma permeates the air, completely stimulating people's appetite and immersing themselves in the enjoyment of the delicious dry-pot aquatic horse meat.

Malushel and Chilchak ate and ate.

Sensi also started eating.

Not to mention Jon, he didn't even go to see the members of Kabul's team.

Laos swallowed and said, "Well, I'm going to eat first, you guys can do whatever you want."

(End of this chapter)