Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 932: Eat him hard!
There's something wrong with the people in this team!

By the way, why can you eat monsters so calmly?
Don't be afraid of poisoning.

"Kabul, Kabul, they are so strange."

"Let's go. I'm afraid they'll get so excited about eating that they'll eat us too..."

"Although it's outrageous, it's not impossible."

"That elf looks weak and indifferent, but he eats more fiercely than anyone else."

"What should we do? Say something!"

Kabul was overwhelmed by the noise.

He wanted to communicate with Laos, but Laos was completely lost in the smell of the aquatic horse.

Just then, the dwarf warrior Daiya's stomach began to growl.

Her hair was so long that it covered most of her face, but her embarrassment could still be detected through some subtle changes.

Just like sneezing is contagious.

Stomach growling can also be contagious.

The halflings, the kobolds, and even Kabul himself, all felt an unspeakable hunger.

My companions looked at each other, and no one broke through the last bottom line - they were waiting for an opportunity.

Kabul blushed a little, but fortunately it was not noticeable because of his skin color. After a quiet exchange with his companions, he walked over and said, "Laios..."

Laos: "Mmmm? Mmm, Mmm!"

Kabul was very upset.

Please swallow what's in your mouth before you talk to me.

Sensi was very considerate and took the initiative to say to Kabul: "After all this trouble and resurrection, you must be hungry. Come, eat. I made a lot. Please don't be polite."

Kabul wanted to say a few more polite words.

But I was really hungry.

Bowing deeply: "Thank you for your care, I am very grateful!"

After saying that, he waved back: "Come on, don't stand there."

A crowd of people gathered around.

Senxi laughed: "That's how it should be. It's more fun to eat with more people."

Kabul scratched his head, but finally maintained a bit of decency and introduced his group to Laos and the others before dinner.

Laos: "Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm..."

Halfway through his words, Malushil hit him on the head with a knife: "Swallow what's in your mouth before you speak!"

"Um... sorry, sorry, John's food is just so delicious. Ahem, anyway, the black-haired swordsman over there is the versatile Qiao Qiao, the elf wizard Malusil, and the locksmith Chilchak who can open any lock, and the dwarf warrior Sensi who takes good care of us." Laos also introduced Kabul and others.

After a simple greeting, the two parties knew each other.

Kabul and the others took out their own tableware and waited eagerly for Senxi to serve the rice - whether the aquatic horses could eat it or not was not the point, but they brought their own wheat, so there would be no problem with it being tasty.

However, just eating rice without eating vegetables or drinking soup is more or less difficult to swallow.

Especially with a group of ferocious 'Taotie' in front of them, the delicious dwarf picnic meal became bland in this case.

Kabul swallowed a mouthful of rice with great effort, looked at Laos and the others quietly, and asked curiously: "Excuse me, but why do you want to eat monsters?"

Regarding this question, Malushiel and Chilchak, who were enjoying their meal, paused.

why?

Why does it feel like in just a few days, my body... no, it should be my tongue and taste buds, have been transformed into something incredible by the two chefs.

Is this what is called "food fall"?
Suddenly, Jon turned his head and gave the two of them a subtle smile as if he could read their minds: "Do you like my big piece of meat (referring to horse meat)? Tell me, do you like my big piece of meat!"

Malushel and Chirchak said intoxicatedly and painfully: "This body can no longer be separated from your cooking."

Kabul et al.: ???

I don't know why, but I always feel something is weird. But I can't tell exactly what's wrong...

"We also have a lot of difficulties." Laos sighed: "If possible, who doesn't want to eat normal meals?"

As he spoke, Laos described the situation his group was facing.

After listening to the whole thing, Kabul and others' expressions changed.

I thought it was just pica.

I didn’t expect the truth behind it to be so heartwarming.

but.

Judging from the expressions of Laos and Malciel, it doesn't look like they have to eat monsters out of necessity.

You guys must be having so much fun eating, right? You look so happy!

"Would you like to try it? Sensi and Qiao Qiao have made your portion as well." Laos invited enthusiastically.

Kabul wanted to wave his hand to refuse.

However, before he could speak, the dwarf warrior Daiya took the horse meat soup that Sensi served her.

For a moment, all eyes were on her.

Daiya was a little embarrassed and smiled awkwardly, "We dwarves don't have so many requirements. Filling our stomachs is our top priority."

No more talking, buddy, I’ll do it first!
In full view of everyone, she gulped down the bowl of soup.

Diya, are you awake?

Lin looked at her companion with concern.

Then Diya lowered her head and muttered something under her breath.

"What did you say?" The halfling Mikobel came closer to Daiya, "Say it again, I didn't hear you clearly."

"What on earth did we eat before?" Dai Ya raised her head suddenly. Because the amplitude of the movement was so large, she even revealed her eyes hidden under her hair: "This soup is so delicious!"

Everyone: ∑(°Д°)
real or fake?

That's an aquatic horse.

A serious monster.

Can the food cooked be delicious?

The dog-headed man Heizi swallowed his saliva and shouted to Senxi: "Woof (give me a bowl too)!"

Senxi smiled and also filled a large bowl and handed it over.

The dog-headed man tasted it and his eyes lit up.

Then he turned his attention to the pot of horse meat and stretched out his chopsticks with a feeling of trepidation and anticipation.

This action seemed to open Pandora's box.

Faintly, a glimmer of golden light flashed in Kuroko's mouth.

"Woof (No regrets in my dog's life)!"

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you eating so carelessly?" Miko Bell said in a reproachful tone, and suddenly changed the subject: "You didn't even take me with you when you eat, you're not a good friend!"

"Everyone...must resist temptation." Lin showed a panic expression.

When Malushiel heard this, she came over with the bowl and said, "Don't be so defensive. Just take a bite and you'll understand."

"No!" Lin resisted.

She resists both monster food and the academic background of Marusil.

However, the silly elf didn't seem to understand the atmosphere, and thought that the black-haired wizard on the opposite side was just too embarrassed to show off, and kept "seducing" him with a tempting tone, "It's delicious, just one bite, and you can't stop!"

Malushel's train of thought was simple - since she was already 'dirty', she might as well drag others into it.

"Duck!" Lin still wanted to resist.

Malushel showed extraordinary agility at this moment. In a flash, she picked up a piece of horse meat and stuffed it into Lin's open mouth with lightning speed.

Lin had only one thought in her mind at that time: Oh no, I’m dirty!

But the next second, the unique flavor bloomed on the tip of her tongue, causing her thoughts to become stagnant for a moment.

The flavor of onions, potatoes, and the freshness of aquatic horses blend together skillfully.

It turned into a storm and swept her away.

Even in the spiritual world, this storm mercilessly tore through her clothes, revealing her truest side...

(Jon: Exploding clothes is a routine operation. Sit down, everyone sit down)

"Lin! Hey, Lin, are you okay?" Seeing his companion silent, Kabul thought something had happened and asked quickly.

Lin squatted down, hugged her knees, and looked shocked: "How can a mere aquatic horse be so delicious?"

'True fragrance' is the essence of all intelligent creatures.

Lin realized the useless self deep down in her heart: she still wanted to continue eating.

Chirchak laughed secretly: "Eating monsters is something that will happen again after the first time. You guys should fall!"

Just as expected, Kabul and his gang eventually fell.

Rice, vegetables, soup.

Nothing is left.

The two teams rubbed their stomachs contentedly and sat on the shore chatting.

"Wow, I never thought that monsters could be so delicious after being cooked. I've learned a lot today." Kabul said with a gentle smile.

Although I had great resistance at first, I accepted this setting and found eating monsters quite exciting...

"Is that so?" Laos said with an 'I understand' expression, "I had no choice but to eat it at first, but later..."

"I can't pretend I didn't hear that."

"You were so excited at first, you wanted to make something to eat."

"We were just lucky to meet Jon and Sensi."

"If other people want to eat monsters, they probably won't get the same effect as us."

Malushel and Chilcak kept talking to each other and sold out all of Laos's secrets.

Laos scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Is that true? Hahaha, I don't remember."

Then he turned around and said to Kabul very seriously, "It's true that we are lucky to meet Jon and Sensi. Although monsters are delicious, they are also dangerous. If they are not handled properly, it will taste bad, which is secondary. The most important thing is that there is a risk of poisoning."

Hearing this, Kabul gave up an idea in his mind.

Think about it carefully.

Also.

It is impossible for every team to be equipped with teammates who are good at cooking.

After all, adventurers come to the underground maze to kill monsters, collect supplies, and make money, not to go on a spring outing.

At this moment, Laos asked: "What are you going to do next? Continue to challenge the 4th floor of the maze?"

"Forget it. We're almost out of supplies this time." Kabul smiled bitterly. "We've been wiped out twice, and our adventure funds aren't very abundant. We can only return to the surface to rest for the time being."

"Is that so..." Laos patted Kabul, the junior in name, on the shoulder and said, "Come on."

"Okay, Lord Laos!" Kabul nodded heavily: "Last time and this time, if there is a chance, I will definitely return this favor to you."

"It's just a small matter. If you meet someone in trouble in the maze, you can help them." Laos scratched his head, and then he remembered something: "Be sure to be careful of the monsters on the third floor underground."

He originally wanted to remind them about the "Crazy Magician", but he suddenly changed his mind halfway through because he was afraid that Kapol and his team of rookies would get carried away and deliberately look for them.

For a team like theirs that was wiped out by treasure bugs and sea snakes, it would be suicide if they rashly challenged the "Crazy Magician".

"Thank you for your reminder, Lord Laos." Kabul nodded: "Then, we will meet again if we are destined."

……

……

After eating and drinking, the Kabul team returned to the city.

Laos waved and watched them leave.

Malushil rolled up her sleeves and said, "Well, now that we have eaten and drunk enough, it's time to continue our work."

other people:? ? ?

Malushiel said as a matter of course: "Give Senxi a bath, otherwise how can we cross the water?"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone turned their heads and looked at Sensi at the end of the team.

In Senxi's eyes, the usually amiable companions actually had a faint red glow in their eyes...

"Duck!"

Malushel: "Protests are useless! John! Laos, quickly fix Sensi! I'm going to start casting a spell!"

Sensi: !!!
The thought of resistance arises.

Laos and Jon hugged his arms on both sides.

No matter how strong Sensi is, he can't possibly fight against two adults (mainly because he's afraid of hurting them)
Chilcak laughed.

Will the man who first created clay figures for burials have no descendants?

Sensi, now you finally understand the humiliation I suffered last night.

"I'll wash it, I'll wash it." Senxi had no choice but to lower his head obediently.

Hearing what he said, Malushel winked at Laos and the others and said, "Okay, let's let this guy go for now."

Then, he took out the soap he had just made: "Lin and Dai Ya also helped just now, it must be very useful~"

Sensi's expression was tragic.

Malushil added: "You don't need me to teach you how to use soap."

"How rude! Although I have tried to keep my beard resistant to magic, I have washed it several times." Senxi grumbled in dissatisfaction, took the soap, and walked to the water's edge.

"Wait, the lake water is still a little dangerous. Let me help you with magic." As she said that, Malushiel cast a spell and drenched Sensi thoroughly.

Sensi: 0.0
He suspected that Malushiel seemed to be seeking revenge.

But I couldn't find any evidence for a while.

Oh, I'm so angry.

However, Malushil really had no other thoughts, she was just worried about Senxi's safety...

It’s time to say it or not.

The dwarf's beard is just like Hi's dreadlocks.

It may look insignificant at ordinary times, but when you open it, you will find that the contents are so rich.

In addition to grease and monster blood, Laos even saw many leaves, grass roots and unknown shell fragments.

Washing by the lake avi
After working for nearly two hours, Sensi was finally clean.

The price he paid was that his overly thick hair turned him into a hair ball.

"It looks kind of cute." Malushiel's strange aesthetic began to take effect. Fortunately, she did not forget her business and tapped Senxi's body with her staff a few times: "Walk on water."

Under the expectant eyes of his friends, Sensi jumped into the water.

puff.

A soft sound.

The hair ball floats up

The spell was a great success!