Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"About why I can use Kamehameha."

"It's all because of my outstanding morals and character."

"I'm ashamed to say that when I was young, I also carried a turtle shell on my back and trained with Goku and Krillin at the beach."

"Thinking about it now, it's really hard to look back on the past, hahaha."

Inside the house, Jon talked freely.

The other people looked as if they had seen a ghost, and their expressions were extremely subtle.

After an unknown amount of time, Akagi Ritsuko pushed up her gold-rimmed glasses and said, "So, that blue high-energy shock had nothing to do with EVA. It was all because of you...

Sorry, what I really want to ask is, what is the upper limit of the power of such a cluster energy wave?"

"It depends on the individual. I can't say what the upper limit is, but if you work hard, destroying a planet will definitely be no problem."

  Everyone:? ? ?

'Destroying the planet'

I clearly recognize every word, but how come they become so unfamiliar when put together?

Make sense.

Using a move that can destroy a planet to kill a mere apostle is even a bit of a waste of talent.

No matter what others think.

Shinji's eyes were full of admiration.

"Mr. Jon, you are simply... simply..."

I searched in my mind for a long time but couldn't find a suitable rhetoric.

The boy's face flushed red, like a fan who had seen his idol and wanted to give everything to him.

Mr. Qiao laughed, reserved but polite.

Although Shinji looks quite handsome, John is not some strange senior after all, and he would not agree to a simple confession on the football field.

So, he decisively rejected the boy's kindness and said, "If you want to learn, I will teach you."

  Wait a minute!

Can moves of this level be taught?

After he finished speaking, the expressions of everyone in the room changed again.

There was fear, excitement, and anxiety.

Jon put his hands on his hips and said nonsense: "My dream is that everyone can read books and practice martial arts. Driving EVA or something like that has no future at all. If you want to save yourself, you must first strengthen yourself!"

"Good! Well said!" Shinji clapped his hands like a fool.

At this moment, Kaji Ryoji smiled and raised his hand: "Here, here, Mr. Jon... Let me call you that for now. How many similar moves do you know?"

Jon stroked his smooth chin and said, "There are many. I can't list them all."

Jiazhi Conscience: “Is that so~”

He did not hide it: "In this case, I think I have to report the situation here to my superiors."

Misato Katsuragi: "Wait!"

"Stop it, Misato. You know what this means. Don't try to hide it. You can't hide it either." Kaji Ryoji whistled, "I thought the apostles were the biggest threat to the future of mankind, but I didn't expect that the biggest threat was in the same room with me. Haha, this is really interesting."

Misato Katsuragi stopped talking.

Jon, on the other hand, was very interested and asked, "Speaking of which, Miss, did you promise me anything before you attacked?"

Katsuragi Misato panicked: "Oh, is this true? Ahahaha, I don't quite remember it."

Jon nodded cooperatively: "So that's how it is, I just forgot about it. I thought you were the kind of person who didn't keep your word."

Misato Katsuragi laughed dryly.

Jon then said, "Hey, don't blame me for turning my back on you then."

As soon as she finished speaking, Katsuragi Misato quickly raised her hand: "Yes, yes, that's right, that's what happened, I suddenly remembered it, so please, don't act on impulse and do something that will make everyone regret it for the rest of their lives."

  Shinji: ???

Asuka: ???

It was the first time they saw such an expression on Misato Katsuragi's face.

Jon shrugged. "As long as you can remember it."

Even housekeeping has to pay a visitor fee. I, Qiao, have killed two apostles. Is it too much to ask for some hard work fees?

Ryoji Kaji looked deeply at Misato Katsuragi, as if he wanted to say something.

But when the words came to his lips, he changed his mouth and said: "For the future of mankind, you have to bear with it for a while."

Heartache.

But there was nothing we could do.

Faintly, he seemed to see Qiao Wen's hair turning yellow.

I couldn't help rubbing my eyes.

Everything is back to normal.

Misato Katsuragi had no idea what was going on in her ex-boyfriend's mind, so she said "get out" in a bad mood.

She felt like the princess who was going to marry.

Although the person to be married to this time is not a human...

The post-war meeting ended quickly.

Unlike what Misato Katsuragi had expected, John did not come over and say anything excessive or ask for anything excessive.

Without even glancing at Misato Katsuragi, he walked up to Shinji, used his height advantage to put his hand on the boy's shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Although the operation failed, you were able to find a way to deal with it before those people in the command room realized the apostle's weakness. This is still a great improvement."

Shinji scratched his head and chuckled twice.

However, in Asuka's eyes, this scene of brothers being respectful to each other seemed a bit disgusting.

She didn't know where she got the courage from, but she forced her way in.

"Hey, let me tell you." The girl pinched her waist, with a textbook tsundere look, "Since you know such powerful moves and can teach this idiot, teach me as well."

"By the way?" Jon raised his eyebrows: "By the way you say, how much of a coincidence do you mean?"

"It just happened to be happening!" Asuka clearly wanted to learn it but she still looked like she was unwilling to admit defeat.

Being promiscuous and giving birth to three children will ruin your life due to your arrogance.

Na.

This is the situation right now.

"Get out of here, little girl. I'm not interested in loli or anything like that." Jon said as he made a gesture to drive her away.

Are you serious about taking a half step back? It's a small move that hurts so much.

Asuka blushed immediately.

"Loli?"

She looked incredulous and patted her chest and said, "Look! I have become a real woman!"

"Oh~ a real woman." Jon repeated deliberately.

His eyes looked Asuka up and down, direct and sincere, making Asuka feel creepy. She covered her chest with her hands and said, "You...what do you want to do?"

"Look, look, you're anxious again." Jon retracted his gaze and said calmly, "Why are you so defensive against me? We are one and the same, have you forgotten? I even went to the bathroom with you because I was afraid you would be lonely."

"Ah!!! Stop talking!!!" Asuka made a loud noise.

Shinji looked at Asuka with great displeasure: "Since you hate Mr. Jon and me so much, why did you come over here? Aren't you just making things difficult for yourself?"

Asuka: "None of your business! Just do your own thing!"

After a pause, he continued, "Speaking of which, if you weren't so useless in the battle not long ago, I wouldn't have lost so miserably."

"Huh? I'm useless!" Shinji laughed angrily: "I'm useless? Who of us will fall first?"

"I fell down first, so what? Putting aside the facts, you didn't do anything wrong at all." Asuka emphasized her point and showed no intention of giving in.

"Wait a moment, you are just a tsundere, not the one who shocked Chang'an with the first punch. Where do you get such weird words from?" Jon pinched his eyebrows helplessly.

Asuka was stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't you tell me that before? I thought it was interesting, so I took it and used it." I sat up in shock from my dying illness, and the boxer turned out to be me.

Jon gave a dry laugh.

Shinji protected his good brother and said, "It's pointless to discuss this with you. Please leave."

Asuka: "I won't leave. I won't leave. I'll make you mad to death. I'll make you mad to death."

Shinji had never seen such a shameless person. He was too dumb to talk, and his face was red with anger. He forgot his usual sarcastic tone.

Asuka proudly put her hands on her hips and continued to shout, "I'm so mad at you, I'm so mad at you, Lululu."

Seeing that this meaningless quarrel was going to never end, Jon separated the two people with one hand each, and said, "I am talking to you..."

He pinched his brows and said, "We are both young girls and young boys in adolescence, why don't you know how to appreciate each other's strengths?

From now on, neither of you is allowed to speak without my order."

What kind of weird order is this?

Asuka subconsciously wanted to refute.

Shinji, however, acted like a good boy: "Okay, no problem!"

Asuka became excited: "If you have no problem, then I have no problem either."

The girl put her hands on her hips and snorted angrily.

So classic.

  It's such a classic, bro!

Jon suddenly became interested and said to Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi who were a few steps behind, "Hey, let this little girl and Shinji live with me. I have a feeling that the three of us will become extremely good friends."

  Are you kidding me?

Live with you.

Is this base still good?

Does humanity still have hope and a future?

Misato Katsuragi subconsciously wanted to refuse, but when she met John's eyes, she suddenly realized that this was not a request, but an order.

Shinji hummed a few times, raised his hand and said, "Mr. Jon, Ayanami-san, don't forget about Ayanami-san."

"Oh, Sanwu, no problem, bring the blue-haired one here too." John gave Shinji a thumbs up.

Shinji was happy now, "Great."

However, a big question mark appeared above Asuka's head.

Ling Bo, could it be that guy?

How come between the two of them...

"You may not believe it, but Rei Ayanami is this guy's girlfriend." Jon smiled and revealed the explosive news without hesitation.

"Ah? How could such a cute child do this! Oh my god, this is totally unfair." Asuka pointed at Shinji with a look of disbelief: "He, can find a girlfriend? That girl named Ayanami Rei, she really has no taste at all."

Chatting is chatting.

  How did it escalate to personal attack?

Shinji's eyes widened: "What do you mean by that? I can't pretend I didn't hear you."

You said there's nothing wrong with me, but you said my girlfriend is not okay!

"What do you mean? It means exactly what it says." Asuka refused to be outdone.

Shinji couldn't stand it anymore and hurried up.

Then he was pulled away by Jon again.

"She said she didn't say anything about you, right? Why are you in such a hurry?"

Glancing at Shinji's angry expression, Jon said helplessly: "You'll have a lot to learn in the future. Anyway, we still have a long time to live together, so we can solve any problems later."

This future... sounds weird.

I don’t know if it’s because of the impure thoughts that are unique to adults, but Misato Katsuragi has a strange expression on her face.

Suddenly, Jon turned around and said, "I almost forgot about you. Come too."

Misato Katsuragi pointed at herself: "Me?"

"Otherwise?" Jon asked.

Misato Katsuragi stopped talking.

……

……

Black technology is awesome.

An injury that a normal person might not be able to recover from in ten days or half a month, but Ikari Gendo recovered as good as new after just three days of lying down.

It sounds a bit ironic.

The medical cabin designed specifically for pilots was used the most by the highest-ranking officer of the base.

But it doesn’t matter.

A real man never takes trivial matters to heart.

After putting on his clothes and his beloved sunglasses, Gendou Ikari went outside.

Return to the war room.

The deputy commander came forward enthusiastically and shook hands with his old friend whom he had not seen for a while: "During the few days you were away, another apostle attacked."

"I know, but hasn't the problem been solved?" Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses and pretended to be confident: "With you guys here, I have nothing to worry about. Everything is going according to plan."

Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled and said, "It's really amazing that the unknown life form could actually make such an attack. Fortunately, so far, it seems to be on our side."

Ikari Gendo: “Yeah.”

Then he responded, "What?"

Fuyutsuki Kozo frowned: "Don't you know about the unknown life form codenamed 'Jon', which has a higher energy impact than us and destroyed the music angel?"

Ikari Gendo felt a little confused.

The angel of music was killed, he knew it.

But why didn't anyone tell him that it was Jon who killed this apostle?

and……

What is high energy impact?

"Is there any footage of the battle at that time? I want to see it." Ikari Gendo's expression suddenly became serious.

Kozo Fuyutsuki signaled the staff behind him to retrieve the video.

Then Ikari Gendo's expression became more and more ugly.

After reading it completely, his whole body was shaking.

"How dare Captain Katsuragi Misato do this? If the target of this high-energy attack is our base, has she ever thought about the consequences?!"

In winter, there is no farming and the crops are kept silent.

Ikari Gendo's defense was broken, and he grabbed his hair. "By the way, what exactly was that attack? How could Unit-0 have such a function? This is totally inconsistent with modern science... It's wrong. I want to talk to Captain Katsuragi Misato. Where is she!"

"Well." Fuyutsuki Kozo's expression was a little strange: "For some reasons unknown to us, Captain Misato Katsuragi, Shinji, Asuka, and Zero, moved in together. I guess they are out shopping now."

Ikari Gendo: ???

While I'm away.

You guys are playing house with EVA, right?

OK OK.

Play like this...

His eyes were stern: "As the commander, I will never allow uncontrollable things to happen."

"What else do you want?" Fuyutsuki Kozo said, "The last time Dr. Akagi Ritsuko followed your instructions and went to capture John. I don't need to remind you of the result. And at that time he had no physical body at all. Don't forget this."

Ikari Gendo: "Any existence that could disrupt the plan is an enemy of humanity. Just because I couldn't do anything to him back then doesn't mean I can't do anything to him now!"

After a pause, he continued: "Although I am somewhat reluctant, at this time, perhaps I should ask someone to come and help." (End of this chapter)