Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

The house is very big.

There are many rooms.

It's no problem for more than ten people to live here.

Jon smiled and said to Shinji: "Believe it or not, if your father hears that I have controlled all the EVA pilots by my side, he will definitely try every means to fight me to the death."

Shinji shook his head: "He doesn't have the guts."

"You don't know this, but your father is actually very courageous, but he is too reserved and never shows it." Jon smiled and suddenly changed the subject: "How about it, am I nice enough? They are all beautiful girls, and you are so unhappy."

Shinji blinked and said, "Actually, I think things between men and women are just like that, not very interesting."

"Yo, you're pretending. You think you're Sasuke, don't you?" Jon sneered and pointed outside the door: "Well, then, move out and let me live this hellish life alone."

Before Shinji could say anything, Asuka appeared like a ghost, with her hands on her hips, and said, "Hell? Hell! Are you dissatisfied with the great Asuka living with you?"

Qiao En said seriously: "One woman is better than three ducks. Three women... Sorry, it should be two women, because Ling Bo doesn't like to talk at all. You two women are better than a group of ducks."

"You are the duck, your whole family are ducks!" Asuka retorted subconsciously.

Jon was unmoved and said, "Shinji is my brother and my family."

Then she turned around and said, "She said you are a duck."

Shinji: ...

Even if he was more naive and kind, he would not fall for such provocation.

He gave a wry smile and turned his head away silently.

Asuka was not relenting. "I'm telling you in advance, don't even think of taking advantage of me, you hear me?"

Jon pointed at himself, then at Shinji next to him: "Who are you talking to?"

Asuka: "You guys!"

Jon said "Wow" and said to Shinji with pity in his eyes: "Look, there is a little girl with an overly self-awareness here."

Shinji suddenly realized something and pretended to be surprised: "Where is it? Where is it? Why can't I see it?"

Asuka: ???

You two are performing crosstalk in front of me.

At this time, Katsuragi Misato came over with a lot of bags and small things. There was worry in her eyes, but she still forced a smile and said, "Okay, Asuka, don't argue with this guy. We can't beat him."

"Just because I can't beat you, I have to not lose in momentum!" Asuka's train of thought is really strange, and even Shinji can't figure it out.

Jon clapped his hands: "Good, very energetic, you can cook dinner later."

Asuka: "Why?"

Hearing this, Jon's expression suddenly changed: "Please, Asuka-chan, we can't be without someone to cook, we need you."

Asuka's expression froze, and she stammered, "Do you need me...really...really?"

"Of course, everyone knows that you are irreplaceable. Not only are you an excellent driver, but you are also a good woman of the new era with perfect housework and fair skin and beautiful looks." Jon gave a thumbs up, his eyes sparkling, with nothing but sincerity.

Well known.

The contrast of moments can sometimes bring a certain kind of strange pleasure.

She was mocking and talking nonsense in the previous second, and in the next second she was praising Asuka like crazy. Asuka's CPU almost burned out.

She felt something was wrong.

But when I thought about it carefully, I didn’t feel there was anything wrong.

Isn't it?

I am a good woman of the new era. I can handle both housework and housework, and I can even drive an EVA.

Oh my, it's perfect.

However, she showed a hint of pride on her face, and said with her hands on her hips: "Hehe, just wait, I will definitely make a table of dishes that will surprise you! Let you see me, Soryu Asuka Ran..."

Before he finished speaking, the quiet Ayanami Rei suddenly raised her hand and interrupted, "If it's about cooking, I can help."

Asuka raised her eyebrow: "I'm talking to you, is that okay?"

Rei Ayanami walked into the kitchen in silence without saying a word.

Asuka saw this and hurried to follow.

Misato Katsuragi looked at everything in front of her in amazement, and whispered to Jon, "You are really resourceful."

Jon smiled and said, "Everyone has weaknesses. For example, Asuka is just a little girl whose strength is just a shield to hide her inner fragility. She is actually just a loli with an Oedipus complex. As for Rei Ayanami, it's even simpler. A child who lacks love only needs to be shown care and made to feel that she is not alone, and then she will devote everything like a saint."

  Shinji: !!!

As expected of Mr. Jon, he can grasp people's hearts so accurately.

I admire you.

Misato Katsuragi thought about what John said and immediately felt that it made sense. She then looked at Shinji who was looking at her in admiration: "What about him?"

"Him? Because he had no parents by his side, he was cowardly and confused. But now he's better. With my TIAO's guidance, he has become a qualified foul-mouthed boy. Although his old habits haven't changed much and he would get angry at any time, at least he has learned to be sarcastic to people he doesn't like." John said as he touched Shinji's hair.

Uh.

A bit oily.

Shinji said a little embarrassedly: "It's all thanks to Mr. Jon's good teaching."

You could learn something.

Misato Katsuragi secretly rolled her eyes.

A good boy as clear as a blank sheet of paper turned into a gangster.

What a hateful unknown creature.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help feeling a little scared.

  This guy is quite sensitive and seems to be able to sense a person's weaknesses. Could he be able to read minds?

"You must be wondering if this guy has the ability to read minds." Jon suddenly spoke.

  Katsuragi Misato: !!!

No buddy, do you really know how to do it?

Jon smiled and said, "Guess if I will."

Misato Katsuragi suddenly stopped talking.

She had neither the means nor the strength to cope.

After much thought, I decided to give up.

After everyone put their luggage away, Jon even took the time to take a shower.

When the food was served, he looked at the table full of dishes and frowned: "Logically speaking, I shouldn't discourage the enthusiasm of the two of you, but... uh... forget it, I won't comment on it."

  Funny, haven't you already reviewed it?

Asuka, who was expecting praise, suddenly lost her guard and yelled, "Hey, what do you mean? Do you think my cooking is not delicious?"

"I can't say it's not delicious, I can only say it's too ordinary." Jon said truthfully: "But considering your age, it's pretty good to be able to do this."

  ordinary?

I want to be the best woman.

  You actually said my craftsmanship is ordinary?

Asuka laughed and said, "If you think my cooking is ordinary, don't eat it. No one forces you to do it."

"You're not convinced, are you? Well, I'll show you my skills tomorrow night." Jon shrugged: "When the time comes, just don't be so frustrated that you cry."

Because of this sentence.

As a result, Asuka was unable to attend class properly the whole day and was always in a trance.

During lunch break, she found Shinji and said, "Hey, I have a question for you."

Shinji put down the physics book and pushed up the non-existent glasses on his nose: "First, I don't say hello. Second, watch your attitude when you speak. Third, I forgot. Fourth, I forgot. The fifth personality is activated!"

Asuka: ???

Shinji coughed lightly and said, "It's just some lines that Mr. Jon taught me. Don't worry about it. So what do you want?"

"You've been with that guy for a long time, right? Do you know what he would do?" Asuka decisively ignored the inexplicable content and asked curiously.

Shinji shrugged. "We lived together before. Mr. Jon had no physical characteristics except for telling me about those wonderful adventures. That's why he was recognized as a second personality at the beginning."

"Then you must have watched a lot of food shows, right? He must have learned about Earth's food through you." Asuka made a reasonable guess.

Shinji: "I don't know about that."

Changing the subject: "Don't you really want to lose?"

Asuka: "Of course. How can I accept losing to a mere alien creature..."

"It's a higher-dimensional creature." Shinji corrected.

As they were talking, Rei Ayanami came over quietly, holding a flyer for the school trip. Asuka saw it, stopped Rei Ayanami and took the flyer away: "Okinawa, surfing? Wow! It's really nice."

Ayanami Rei looked at her empty palm, then looked at Asuka beside her, said nothing, and planned to leave quietly.

Who would have thought that Shinji was unhappy, and stopped Rei Ayanami and said to Asuka: "That's so rude, apologize to Rei Ayanami."

"You're going to protect him already?" Asuka laughed and said to Rei Ayanami, "I really don't know what you like about this guy."

Ayanami Rei was stunned for a moment, then said softly, "Shinji-kun, very good."

Asuka: ???

  Shinji: Touched.jpg

It still has to be you, Ling Bo, at the critical moment.

Shinji's eyes flickered.

Seeing this, Ayanami Rei repeated, "Shinji-kun, very good."

hiss--

Asuka gasped.

As the world warms, Antarctica melts...

  what?

Antarctica no longer exists?

That's fine.

"I can't stand you two crazy couples." Asuka grabbed her arm and rubbed it up and down a few times, then returned the flyer to Rei Ayanami: "I was wrong just now, I'm sorry."

Ayanami Rei shook her head.

Shinji also changed his opinion of Asuka: This girl can finally understand what people say.

  Just a 'difficult man and a difficult woman'?

Asuka put her hands on her hips proudly: "Why, you can learn from that guy, but I can't?"

You are worthy of being called Mr. Jon. You managed to help a lost girl get back on the right track in such a short time.

Hearing this, Shinji's admiration for John increased even more.

After learning about the school trip, Asuka's attention was finally diverted. In front of Ayanami Rei and Shinji, she muttered to herself, "Since we're going surfing, we must buy a new swimsuit."

Shinji: "Um..."

Asuka waved her hand: "Don't interrupt."

She stroked her smooth chin and said, "Tomorrow is Saturday. Do you want Mr. Jiazhi to go with me?"

The girl is a person of action, she does whatever she thinks of.

Without waiting for Shinji to speak, he rushed out of the classroom to make a phone call.

Shinji looked at Asuka's receding back and said helplessly, "We are pilots. How can we go to such a far place for a school trip?"

Ayanami Rei: "Indeed—"

  Shinji:!!!

Rei Ayanami said in a normal tone: "Mr. Jon's words are very interesting, some of his catchphrases..."

"Okay, okay, you don't have to explain." Shinji curled his lips.

I don’t know if it’s his illusion, but I always feel that Ling Bo-san has become more... abstract than before?

But it means Asuka's side.

I called Ryoji Kaji, but was informed that Kaji had already left the base.

Disappointed, Asuka began looking for new candidates.

You can choose whichever you want.

There is no good object either.

As a result, I didn't pay attention to the class the whole afternoon.

Waiting for school to be over.

Cleaned out the love letters in the shoe cabinet.

Asuka, Shinji and Ayanami Rei returned to their residence together.

Misato Katsuragi was lying on the coffee table drinking alone, looking extremely sad and heartbroken.

Girls always mature earlier than boys at this stage. Asuka's eyes were stern, and some bad guesses popped up in her mind. She hurried to Misato Katsuragi's side and said, "Miri, could it be you!"

As she spoke, she gritted her teeth and said, "That bastard! How could he do such a thing!"

Katsuragi Misato was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and tapped Asuka's head: "What are you thinking about every day, kid? The reason I'm worried is that I activated Unit 0 without authorization, and I was fined a year's salary and had to write a very long self-criticism."

Asuka: "That's it?"

"One year's salary! Do you know how much wine that can buy?" Misato Katsuragi shouted.

Shinji frowned slightly: "I've only seen this look in TV dramas, those drunk uncles are like this."

Ayanami Rei acted like a supporting role and added, "Shinji-kun, you must not become such a useless adult in the future."

Shinji: "Of course."

  Katsuragi Misato: ???

What a mess.

Ugh.

Forget it.

Misato Katsuragi took another sip of her wine.

Just then, Jon came out wearing an apron.

"You're all back now. So, do you want to eat first, take a shower first, or eat me first?"

Three little ones:? ? ?

No.

  Are you serious?

Asuka blushed.

Rei Ayanami remained unmoved.

Shinji thought seriously and said in a deep voice, "What is the option of 'eat you first'?"

There's something wrong with you, boy.

But Jon still patiently explained: "Eat me first, that means eat my punch first, then eat and take a bath."

Oh.

That's right.

Hey.

Forget it.

Go back to the house and put down your schoolbag.

Everyone gathered in the restaurant.

Jon snapped his fingers, and plates of food floated out of the house automatically.

Facing many surprised looks, he explained: "This is a superpower. You have to believe in science."

That’s okay.

Being able to deliver high-energy impacts with both hands that can destroy planets, and moving objects with the power of thought doesn't seem to be a big deal.

Perhaps it was due to desensitization, Misato Katsuragi and the others quickly accepted this setting.

then.

Faced with food that you have never heard of or seen before.

They couldn't help swallowing.

Jon patiently pulled out a napkin, tied it around his neck, and introduced patiently: "These 18 dishes, six cold dishes, eight hot dishes, three desserts, and one hot soup."

“This is charcoal grilled crocodile.”

"This is BB popcorn."

"This is rainbow fruit."

“This is the soup of the century.”

"This is..." (End of Chapter)