Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"What kind of pig food did I eat for the past twenty years?"

Touching her bulging belly, Misato Katsuragi stared at the ceiling in a trance, thinking about life with a lost look on her face.

Her words resonated greatly.

Shinji and Asuka nodded repeatedly.

Even Rei Ayanami, who had very low appetite, ate up all of her share of food.

Jon chuckled.

'Life Menu' is so powerful.

Ordinary delicacies are nothing but rubbish in front of the best delicacies.

If he hadn't wanted to broaden the horizons of these ignorant country folk, he wouldn't have deliberately created so many delicious dishes.

"Now you know how powerful I am?" John winked at Asuka.

Asuka's satisfied expression quickly faded, replaced by a look of unwillingness and anger: "Humph! It's just a matter of ingredients. If I could also use those top-quality ingredients, I would definitely not lose to you."

Jon: "Oh? Then I'll take you to catch the galah tomorrow."

Asuka: ???

Although I don't understand what that thing is.

But she has to go shopping tomorrow and has no time to catch any damn galah crocodiles.

Thinking of this, Asuka clasped her hands together and said to Misato Katsuragi in a coquettish manner: "Miri, can you accompany me to pick out a swimsuit tomorrow? I originally wanted to ask Mr. Kaji to accompany me, but it seems that he has something urgent to do at work and has left here."

Misato Katsuragi looked embarrassed: "But, I have to work."

My sister wants to work, not be an idler.

Asuka was greatly disappointed.

Her eyes swept over Shinji and Rei Ayanami, and she sighed: "There's really no other way, so one of you has to go with me."

Shinji refused without a second thought: "I'm going to rest at home tomorrow and do some exercise."

Asuka put her hands on her hips and said, "Rest well and exercise are obviously in conflict."

Shinji: "Is it your business?"

Asuka suddenly stopped talking.

He turned to look at Rei Ayanami, "Hey, let's go buy swimsuits for the school trip tomorrow."

Ayanami Rei opened her mouth.

After thinking for a moment, he said, "We are EVA pilots and cannot leave our posts without permission. In other words, school trips and the like have nothing to do with us."

Hearing this, Asuka got anxious and stood up with her bulging belly: "What R you talking about?"

Jon suddenly said: "Spikechainis... No, speak Neon to me."

Asuka frowned. "What do you mean I can't go on the school trip?"

Misato Katsuragi: "Literally, what if an apostle attacks while you're out? Then human civilization will be wiped out because of a school trip."

Asuka pointed at Jon and said, "Isn't this guy here?"

Hearing this, Misato Katsuragi's expression became a little subtle: "Jon... Jon has been temporarily deprived of the right to drive the EVA due to some force majeure factors, yes, force majeure factors."

force majeure?

Just mention Ikari Gendo directly.

Shinji was extremely upset: "I think he wants to go to the ICU again."

He didn't mention anyone by name, but everyone present knew who he was talking about.

Ayanami Rei said weakly: "The Commander is actually okay..."

of course.

This was glamorously ignored by everyone.

When Asuka heard that she couldn't go surfing, she got angry: "I don't care, I don't care, I want to go, I want to go! I want to buy a beautiful swimsuit and go to the beach to soak up the water!"

She slammed the table, shaking the plates on it: "Isn't it a waste of my self-discipline that I can't show off my good figure?"

Jon looked at her belly and smiled, "Self-disciplined, but not completely self-disciplined."

"Today... today is a special case..." Asuka blushed and stammered.

Misato Katsuragi held her forehead helplessly and said, "I have no objection to buying a swimsuit, but don't even think about going on a school trip. If you want to play in the water so much, you can do it at the base. How about booking the entire swimming pool?"

Asuka hesitated for a moment, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Finally, she let out a sharp cry: "Ah!!!"

It must be said that it looks a bit funny, very much like the well-known secondary creations on video websites.

Early the next morning.

Asuka and Rei Ayanami knocked on Shinji's door: "Hey!"

Shinji opened the door in a daze, wearing pajamas: "What are you doing?"

He glanced at the clock on the wall and said unhappily, "Are you crazy? It's only seven o'clock!"

Just get up early on weekdays.

Do you have to get up early on Saturday and Sunday?

  So anti-human!

Asuka hooked her arm around Rei Ayanami's and said proudly, "Come with me to buy a swimsuit, and your girlfriend will come too."

As if he had grasped some key words, Shinji suddenly became clear.

He fixed his eyes on Rei Ayanami and said with a slightly red face, "Ayanami-san, do you want to buy a swimsuit too?"

Ayanami Rei said calmly, "Because I asked you to do it."

Is it hard to say no to someone’s request…?

The adolescent boy chef thought of some beautiful scenes and couldn't help but be distracted.

Asuka waved her hand in front of his eyes: "Why are you daydreaming? Hurry up and wash up and change your clothes."

Shinji came back to his senses and said, "Oh."

After he finished speaking, he hurried back to his room to change clothes.

However, before setting off, Shinji hesitated again and said to Asuka, "Isn't it irresponsible for the three of us to travel together to be like this?"

Asuka: "Huh?"

Shinji explained: "Look, so far, there are only three of us who are qualified to pilot EVA. What if... I mean what if, some criminals or antisocial lunatics want to exterminate human civilization and blow us three to death, wouldn't humanity be doomed?"

Asuka: "Liangliang... you learned this from that guy again, didn't you? I think you are overthinking it."

"There's an old saying in Zhongguo that goes, 'If you don't plan for the future, you'll have immediate worries.' I think it's still too risky." Shinji rarely looked at the problem from a mature perspective: "So, you two go, I won't go."

Asuka frowned slightly: "What? That's really boring."

As she spoke, she seemed to have thought of something and said to Shinji: "You wait."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned and went to the innermost room.

After thinking for a moment in front of the door, Asuka prepared herself for more than one person in the room and opened the door directly: "Excuse me!"

However, the expected scene did not appear, only an inverted unknown creature.

"What are you doing?" Asuka couldn't understand at all.

Jon blinked, "Not good, right?"

Asuka: ???

However, although.

She felt she was being taken advantage of.

His face darkened. "Are you free? Come and go shopping with us. If you don't come, that kid can't come either."

Qiao En was still standing on his head. "If you want to buy clothes, just go by yourself. Why do you have to drag others with you? You are a junior high school student who needs someone to accompany you even when you go to the toilet... Oh, you really are."

Asuka: "Stop talking nonsense, are you going or not?"

Jon: "Go ahead. Since you invited me so kindly, I will accept it with reluctance."

Asuka relaxed and asked curiously, "So, why are you doing a handstand so early in the morning?"

"Of course, it's so that when you come to find me, you can see a different scenery." Jon said casually, and commented: "It's pure white. You are really a little kid who knows nothing."

Asuka was stunned for a moment, then reacted and her face turned red: "Go to hell!"

Two hours later, Commercial Street——

“This one looks great.”

"This one's not bad either."

"And this one..."

"Ah, it's really hard to choose."

Asuka, like any other girl, loves shopping. She was seen wandering between the many swimsuit racks like an excited little bee.

In comparison, Ayanami Rei was much calmer. Her eyes swept over those colorful swimsuits calmly, showing neither liking nor disgust, as if those swimsuits were just air that could be seen everywhere.

"Let's go change clothes." Asuka randomly picked a few swimsuits and took Rei Ayanami to the fitting room: "I've picked them out for you too, trust my taste."

Rei Ayanami remained unmoved, but her body was very submissive.

On the bench outside, Shinji opened a physics book and asked in confusion, "Isn't it just buying clothes? Why is it so complicated? I can just choose, pay, and go home. Why make such a fuss?"

Jon: "Little classmate, you don't understand this, right? For our Miss Asuka, the more she struggles, the more she can confirm her own status. She is a person who is very afraid of loneliness."

Shinji: “???”

I don't know why, but I always feel that Mr. Jon understands women very well.

Ok.

can only say.

As expected, Mr. Jon.

While I was daydreaming, Asuka and Ayanami Rei came out.

Both of them were wearing new swimsuits.

"Dangdang~"

Asuka opened her arms and showed herself openly.

Rei Ayanami still had her hands hanging down, as if everything outside had nothing to do with her.

Shinji was fine at first, but when he saw a girl of the same age wearing a swimsuit in front of him, his face suddenly turned red and he placed the book on his lower abdomen.

"How about it? I have a good taste, right?" Asuka smiled and asked John and Shinji.

"It's just so-so." Jon gave a not-so-high evaluation.

Asuka was unhappy at the time: "What do you mean by that? You actually question my vision!"

Jon spread his hands and said, "The style of the swimsuit doesn't matter. The main thing is that you are invincible in youth right now. Let alone wearing this two-piece swimsuit, even if you wear the school's swimsuit, there will be a lot of people who will buy it... Well, maybe there will be more people who will buy it."

Being praised.

But it always feels a little awkward.

Asuka raised her eyebrows and turned to look at the embarrassed Shinji: "Ah, how did you become like this, a small fry, a small fry, Shinji-kun is really a small fry."

From a tsundere to a little devil, right?

Don't tell me.

The age is really right.

Jon stood up and gave Asuka a slap on the face: "Behave yourself."

Asuka covered her head, "Hey, what are you doing!"

"Little Blackie has shown his chicken feet." Jon was stunned.

Then he softened his tone: "You have to understand the lethality of beautiful girls to boys of the same age. Before you put on swimsuits, you were good classmates, good colleagues, and good comrades. But after you put on swimsuits, he suddenly realized that you were real people."

Asuka: ???

This is not nonsense.

This lady's charm has always been like this.

  But what did that kid think of me before?

Shinji's face couldn't get any redder, and he felt that staying here for another second would be torture, so he made an excuse: "Um... I'm going to the bathroom!"

The enemy ran away in shame.

  Today's victory was won by Soryu Asuka Langley!

Looking at Shinji's running back, Jon couldn't help but shout, "Moderation! Little brother, moderation!"

Shinji slipped and nearly fell.

But he didn't look back and went straight into the bathroom.

Grasp of the Undying, Deadly Rhythm, Phase Rush...

Ok.

There aren't any smooth little combos.

The main thing is that Fatal Rhythm has been deleted.

By the time Shinji came out, Asuka and Ayanami Rei had already paid.

of course.

It’s a public account.

  After defeating so many apostles, what's wrong with giving up some of his personal belongings?

Shinji asked curiously, "Is this the end?"

"Didn't you see enough? It's okay, I took pictures." At this time, Jon came over and hooked Shinji's shoulders: "I'll send you a copy when the time comes."

  Shinji:!!!

"Then... I'll leave it to you then..."

The pure boy eventually succumbed to desire.

Asuka said disdainfully, "Pervert."

Qiao En: "Men are born with a desire for food and sex. What do you know, little girl?"

Asuka got angry when she mentioned this. She put her hands on her hips and said, "You've seen it, and now you're calling me a little girl?"

Jon: "It's okay. In fact, there is a market for medium-rare dishes. There's no need to embarrass yourself."

Asuka: "Go to hell!"

……

……

I can't go to Okinawa.

Let's just make do with it in the swimming pool.

That was what Asuka had originally planned.

But just when she was about to go into the water wearing her new swimsuit, she suddenly received an order.

"Hello, hello, are you kidding me? There's another apostle." Asuka held the phone in one hand and put down the shopping bag in the other.

"A living apostle sample has appeared. I need you and Shinji to retrieve it."

"That apostle has not yet taken shape, so there should be no risk of fighting."

"But the Apostle sample is of great significance to mankind, and failure is absolutely not allowed!"

"I need you to retrieve it as intact as possible..."

Hearing this, Asuka frowned and said, "What if the conditions do not allow it?"

"Then destroy it immediately."

Asuka nodded: "I understand. Stupid Shinji and I will be there soon."

After saying that, he hung up the phone and said, "It's time to get some work done."

Shinji: “…”

He felt like a performer.

This Saturday is really not quiet.

perhaps.

This is the fate of the qualified.

The boy's second-year syndrome had a minor flare-up.

Then he said hello to Rei Ayanami and John, turned and walked out the door.

Looking at the backs of the two people, Rei Ayanami's expression showed a trace of hesitation.

Just then, Jon came up behind her and put a hand on the girl's shoulder: "Now, there are only two of us left."

Rei Ayanami's delicate body trembled.

Turning back, I met Jon's half-smile.

The corners of Qiao En's mouth rose slightly: "This is a rare opportunity, let's make some dumplings."

After hearing this, Ayanami Rei thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

Jon snapped his fingers and said, "OK, I'll prepare the filling and you go knead the dough."

After saying that, he hurried to the kitchen.

  what?

Tauren plot.

I, Qiao, am a pure love warrior, how could I have anything to do with the Minotaur! (End of this chapter)