Master is not married yet

Chapter 1 Potatoes
Master is not married so far, we disciples are very worried.

In fact, I should not be in charge of this matter. I am just a guest student who has just started, and I am full of water skiing. The brothers all called me two potatoes, because it was too ugly, they changed it to potatoes after I strongly protested.

Is there any difference?I don't think so.

"Tudou, you said that our master is only in his early thirties, he is handsome and unrestrained, the jade tree is facing the wind, and his skill is profound, how come I haven't seen the shadow of my wife until now," the elder brother focused on drawing Danqing, and said, " Hmm, maybe it’s a personality issue.”

"Brother, I have a name, my name is Yuan Yingying."

"Okay, Potato," the senior brother put the ink pen on the pen stand aside, let out a long breath, put down his sleeves, and stuck the painting naked in front of me, regardless of whether it was not finished, "Look, senior brother, this painting It’s not bad, the girl above has a pitiful ruddy complexion, fat muscles, and a graceful figure.”

"If the master knows that you are drawing erotic pictures, he will punish you to kneel on the iron frame and move back and forth."

This senior brother of mine has followed Master since his enlightenment, so he has learned the most true biography of Master. In addition to his talent, he can master everything at once and learn everything quickly. The kind that can print a set for you in half a day.

It's a pity that people can't be perfect. The shortcomings of the big brother are that he has an unserious personality, does not do his job properly, and has serious indiscrimination between left and right.

"What's the matter with your description of punishment that is so specific and realistic."

"I saw the second senior brother kneeling last time."

Just when he was mentioned, the voice of the second senior brother calling us came in from outside, yelling and cursing at the same time, I remembered the purpose of my coming to the senior senior brother's room.

"I almost forgot, I'm here to invite senior brother to have breakfast."

"Who is in charge today, are you Potato?"

I shook my head, "It's the third senior brother."

"Well, Ah Chu," the elder brother scratched his head with a troubled expression on his face, a few strands of chestnut hair fell from his crown, he saw it, and tied a delicate bow with his index finger and thumb.

Then he suddenly thought of something, opened the drawer and searched randomly, found a few pills inside, with a happy face, he swallowed two first, then asked me to open my hand and put some on my hand, " Come, to save your life."

"Isn't it, so exaggerated?"

"You just came here, Tudou, and you don't know your third senior brother's nickname yet."

The elder brother stared straight at me with green eyes, patted the back of my hand, and said slowly word by word,

"Fire Cloud Cthulhu."

At the dinner table, I finally knew why the big brother said that.

The third senior brother took out the freshly fried things, divided them into even proportions comparable to those obtained by using a measuring ruler, first moved a portion to the senior senior brother's plate, then the second senior brother, and finally me.

Then he thought for a moment, and gave me some from the plates of the senior brother and the second senior brother.

The black unknown object in front of me could no longer see what it was originally. It looked like a chicken with four legs, or a rat with wings.

The eldest brother picked up the food in front of us with his chopsticks, only then did we realize that it was fish.

"Uh, Ah Chu, where's the master? Why didn't you prepare breakfast for him?"

"Master has something to go down the mountain early. Before leaving, tell us to eat well, and go to practice immediately after eating," said the third senior brother, and put a few stick-shaped things on my plate. "Potatoes, senior brother saw your dinner last night Eat a lot, knowing that you eat a lot, I specially ordered more fried dough sticks for you today, to see if it suits your appetite."

"Thank you third brother."

I touched the "fried dough sticks", and they instantly turned into powder, blowing to the second senior brother's nose along the wind outside the window.

He sneezed several times in a row and glared at me angrily, "He must have run away, heh, cunning old man."

"Run? Why did Master run away?" Third Senior Brother asked innocently, with teary eyes.

"It's okay, don't listen to Ah Jing," the elder brother poked the fish for a long time, before putting down his chopsticks, he suddenly raised his head and said to us, "Do you think the master will go down the mountain to find his wife for a tryst? The two of them are on Chang'an Avenue. Feed each other soy milk or something."

"Tsk, why are you always thinking about whether the dead old man will marry or not?"

"Of course," the eldest brother put down his chopsticks, sat up straight, and looked at us very seriously, with the newly tied bow showing off his power in front of his forehead.

"If he doesn't marry, how could it be my turn?"

I looked at him and said that the master was not married, so it is true that the emperor is not in a hurry to kill eunuchs.

No one in the sect is more worried about the master's marriage than the elder brother.

After breakfast, I lay on the chicken coop and watched him feed the chickens. Most of the chickens in the chicken coop were fed by Master himself, but two of them were begged from Master by the senior brother instead of the New Year’s money during the Chinese New Year this year. They are very precious, one His name is Bai Yujing, and the other is Chuchu. Obviously, his purpose is to tease the second and third senior brothers happily in exchange.

As I said before, his personality is not serious.

"Eldest brother, you won't ask Master for a hen to take my name again."

"How come, I already have two hens, or roosters."

While calling the names of the other two senior brothers, the senior brother made almost unreal chicken crowing and clucking sounds. That voice can be said to be a model textbook in the imitation world, but the direction of his efforts is a bit incomprehensible.

Hearing the senior brother's passionate shout, two chickens, whose heads were half the size of other chickens of the same kind, ran over and clucked, responding to the senior senior brother's enthusiasm very vigorously.

He nodded, very satisfied, and squatted down to spread the chicken food diligently.Bai Yujing (chicken) and Chu Chu (chicken) had a great meal.

"But I did ask Master for another one, but he refused to give it to me no matter what," the senior brother stood up and clapped his hands and sleeves, pushed open the wooden door of the chicken coop and looked back at the vigorous chicken inside , "There are still so many people in the circle, so stingy."

"But he gave it to the second and third senior brothers, even though they had already eaten it two days ago."

"," the elder brother was silent for a moment, then suddenly his eyes rolled, and he had a flash of inspiration, "Isn't it because you don't want me to take your name? Hey, Master, I worry so much. I must be called Tudou, but I didn't Your name."

He bent his eyes and was about to pat my head with a smile. At this time, Master called his name from Xiaoxiang Pavilion. He froze, looked at the source of the sound, retracted his hand, and pouted, "No It’s time for me to practice the piano again, I don’t like those high mountains and flowing water tunes the most.” Before leaving, I heard him continue to murmur, “Why don’t you find a teacher if you’re thinking about it?”

"Ah—I really don't want to practice, or I'll break the piano again."

As soon as I said this, I couldn't help worrying for the elder brother who had gone away: Will he not be able to step out of Xiaoxiang Pavilion today.

"Potato, what are you doing here? Rooting?"

I turned around and here I am, the most domineering and coolest of the three senior brothers.Although I have a pretty face, I get scolded for eleven out of ten sentences I tell him, and my behavior basically runs counter to the principles of respecting the old and loving the young. man.

"Morning, Second Senior Brother," I nodded at him, "I ran into a problem during my practice, and thought that Master might be busy, so I wanted to ask Senior Brother for advice, but half an hour passed and I only watched him feed the chickens."

"Hmph, after all, it's fishing, isn't it?" The second senior brother raised his eyelids and said, "Ask."

"Ask what?"

He stared at me with phoenix eyes, and looked at me with extreme contempt: "Didn't you encounter problems in practicing kung fu? Dare to ask?"

I quickly regained my senses, took out the book in a hurry, pointed to one of the pages and said to him: "That's it, this artist's painting skills are too bad, how did he arrange it, the painting is not clear, and suddenly he can change There is no written explanation for making a chicken, so what's the use of just writing the name of the four-character move."

"I drew this, and it's not a chicken," the second senior brother said sullenly, "it's a crane."

The air condensed, and I couldn't help but slap myself in the heart, I'm such a chatterbox.

"I'm sorry, second senior brother, I have bad eyesight since I was a child, and my mother said that I can regard winter melon as watermelon."

The second senior brother ignored me, but his veins bulged slightly. He snatched the book from my hand and threw it behind him, "Squat."

I was afraid that he would enter peak berserk mode, so I quickly followed what he said, and immediately squatted in a solid and round horse stance.

"It's not too bad." He circled around me, "Hold your hands straight, and the right hand is slightly higher than the left hand."

Then he approached me, as if he wanted to adjust my posture. He was so close that he could smell the faint fragrance of plum blossoms on his body. When he smelled it carefully, it smelled like incense powder. I was wondering why his personality was as rough as his body. There was a smell of women's rouge and makeup, and the master's voice came over again, this time it was called by the second senior brother's name.

"Tsk, the old man has a lot of things to do. He just picked up water to wash him up and what does he want to do now," the second senior brother muttered, and retreated from my side, "Go to Chuchu, he will tell you How to do it."

"Oh, okay."

Before the second brother left, he turned his head and gave me a look: "But don't get too close to him, my mother, he seems to be a collection of bad ghosts, whoever gets close to him will be unlucky."

Then the second senior brother left a similar summary of his life experience and disappeared before my eyes. I scratched my head and didn't understand what he was talking about at the moment. I didn't know what the second senior brother meant until I walked out of the gate to find the third senior brother who was cleaning. .

I saw with my own eyes an old man trembling up the mountain with a medicine box, and saw the third senior brother who was sweeping the floor slowly approaching him, as if he knew him, but the next moment the old man fell to the ground, holding on to his lumbar spine and howling. .

I widened my eyes and wiped my eyes. It happened so fast that I didn't even realize it.

"Ah, Doctor Qin, are you alright?" the third senior brother said gently, he put the broom aside and wanted to help the old man up, but the next second he got up, the old man fell to the ground again, this time there was no howling , only the faint sound of breathing remained.



On the one hand, in order to save people, and on the other hand, to find out what happened, I swallowed and walked forward, carefully observing the old man's surroundings, only to find that there seemed to be something yellow sticking to the soles of his black cloth shoes.

I squatted down and looked—it was a banana peel. He stepped on a banana peel, or there was a piece on each of his left and right feet.

"Tudou, you are here." He helped the old man whose body angle seemed to be a bit wrong, and looked at me with a pair of good-looking eyes. "This is Doctor Qin, a medical saint in the east of Chang'an. There are two moles on his armpit. , has a weird temper, and we are old acquaintances with Master, hurry up and say hello."

What happened to this detailed description?

"Hello, Doctor Qin Qin." I looked at Doctor Qin who had rolled his eyes a little, and then at the third senior brother who was beaming with joy, "Third senior brother, that, Doctor Qin's body,"

"Yes, I was just about to say," he lowered his eyes, looked down at Doctor Qin whose lumbar spine was protruding inexplicably, stretched out his slender fingers, touched the lumbar spine, and pressed it back.

Doctor Qin yelled and fainted completely.

"Why is the position of this bone here, naughty, how inconvenient it is to go to the clinic like this."

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I was so shocked by the scene in front of me that I couldn't say a word. I suddenly remembered that the senior brother had said that the nickname of the third senior brother was "Fire Cloud Cthulhu". Whoever got the nickname, Tete Niang is kind.

"By the way, what does Tudou want from me? Well, why did you retreat so far?"

"It's all right, well, Doctor Qin should be looking for Master, why don't I help him in?"

"How can I do that?" He approached me, smiling gently, "Tudou is so weak, brother will accompany you."

I have also observed another thing these days——Although the second senior brother speaks very maniacally, and everything in the world including pebbles can give him juice, but the lethality is far less than that of the third senior brother. He often uses the weakest The appearance of saying the most ruthless words.

Like now.

Seeing that the third senior brother was so close to me, the last words of the second senior brother before he left suddenly echoed in my ears, and there was still an echo, so I quickly waved my hand, cautiously trying to find a word to reject him, when I heard the master call someone Yes, as expected, it was the third senior brother, but unexpectedly, there was an extra Doctor Qin.

"Well, master is worthy of being a master. Doctor Qin is here, so I'll let him teach me." The third senior brother blinked at me, and put Doctor Qin on his shoulder, "Sorry, Tudou, I'll help Doctor Qin go in first, so I can't spend more time talking with you, senior brother, right?"

"Third senior brother, don't worry about it."

Really, I don't need it, thanks.

When I realized it, there was no one outside, and I was the only one standing in the front yard like an idiot.

Zheng——!
There was a sound of strings being snapped from the Xiaoxiang Pavilion behind, probably because the elder brother really did what he wanted to do bravely.

A week later, I returned to my home in Chang'an, and reported the above things to my mother: "—these are the days I spent in Mingjingmen."

I haven’t seen her for a long time, so I immediately gave her piles of presents, including the two chickens that Master asked me to take away, but she didn’t take them. Instead, she poked her head out and asked me coldly, “You said you would What did you do?"

"Practice martial arts, feed chickens, run errands, and think about how to earn more money for the school and the family. In my spare time, I study martial arts or legends of monsters. Occasionally, I play mahjong with my seniors. They have been missing one for a long time."

"Play mahjong! Play your fucking mahjong!—"

My mother was so angry that she tried to kick me a few times, but she didn't. In the end, she got sulky and sat down heavily on the chair, took a sip of tea, stared at me after a long silence and said, "I've worked so hard for my mother because of you!" , why are you so ignorant!"

"what?"

"Keep your eyes wide open and look at your sect. It goes without saying that your master is aside. Three beautiful young men who are at the right age! Yulang who is as beautiful as a flower!" Mother roared, "You think that the purpose of exchanging you with potatoes is for What! Isn't it just to help you find a good husband? I'm so angry!"

My head was buzzing.

"No, isn't this for me to learn martial arts?"

"If you want this martial art, you want it too!"

"No, mother, you may have misunderstood something, and you haven't seen my three senior brothers before,"

She took a sip of tea and glared at me again, "Luo Bi, the chief disciple of the Mingjing Sect, is eighteen years old, from Lite, over eight feet tall, with blue eyes, and three-dimensional facial features; the second disciple, Bai Yujing, is from the West Country of Chang'an City." No. 1 actress in the temple theater, good at singing and dancing, over seventeen years old, close to eight feet in height, male and female difficult to distinguish; third disciple Chu Chu, whose real name is unknown, nicknamed Huoyun evil god, sixteen years old, the same age as you, from today's Jisheng Concubine Chu, whose mother's family is Chu, who is doted on all over her." Then she paused, and continued, "It's the baby face I like."

When the two chickens behind heard their name, they clucked excitedly.

I comforted the two fat chickens, and said to my mother, "Mother, can you not use your hidden guard skills in this area?"

"No need! Why no need! No need, how did I catch up with your father! You are really a mother, you think you have accumulated a lot of virtue in your life, and finally gave birth to a daughter with good looks, but it turned out to be a piece of wood!" She thought again Kick me, but still not kicked.

I was stunned, and suddenly realized that there seemed to be something important that I hadn't noticed in my mother's words.

"Mother, just now you said that the second senior brother is a famous actress in the Xiguo Temple Theater, can't I, I squeezed in to see that actor's neon clothes and feather clothes dance, isn't she called Bai Yujing, she is clearly a real girl, she is more like a girl than me." woman,"

Then I froze suddenly, and put Bai Yujing's face on the face of the second senior brother.

Fuck, it's really my brother who looks like a fighting cock.

"What else do you have to say?" Niangqin said with a cold face.

"Let's not talk about my own marriage or not," I returned to my senses, "Master hasn't married yet, so it's not up to senior brothers and the others."

"Find your own way," mother narrowed her eyes and looked at me, "Didn't you always follow Xiao Wuxia to marry him when you were young, your father forcibly hugged him and cried so much that the whole Chang'an city was shaken, the neighbors all thought we abused him child."

She thought about it, and continued, "Why don't you say you want to marry him immediately when you go back, and take the remaining three as concubines, that would be great."

"Mother, what kind of dangerous thoughts are you thinking?"

Suddenly she put down the teacup forcefully, stood up, stretched out her index finger to poke my nose, and said every word like Yan Luo's life, "In short, I will tell you clearly now, Yuan Yingying, if you can't let you Master is married, so don’t go back to this house, don’t recognize me as your mother, and don’t offer incense to your father.”

"I want you to bring your handsome son-in-law with you in a year, don't you, handsome husband, come back to see me, understand? Don't come back if you don't, get the hell out of here now."

Mother slammed the door mercilessly in front of me.

I stood alone outside the door of the house, and it was rainy outside, as if it was about to rain heavily.I looked at the sky and thought, at least wait for the heavy rain to pass before throwing me out, my umbrella and luggage are still inside, it's so heartless.

"Yingying, why are you standing outside the door alone, have you finished seeing your mother?"

A familiar voice came from my right. I turned my head and saw Master standing not far away holding an oil umbrella and hands behind his back. His dark hair reflected his dark eyes, and his fair face looked more like A piece of translucent white jade, dressed in plain clothes, was looking down at me.

"Master, it's over."

I looked at him, maybe my mother just mentioned something about my childhood, I suddenly recalled the scene of chasing after the master all over the street, because I have no brothers and sisters, it is not like the children around me. , even if there are parents who love and love her, she is always a little lonely.

One day, I met a master who was also a complete body. He walked into my childhood like a gentle brother, and he always accompanied me to fool around in the following days. Thinking about it carefully, he and the three senior brothers at that time They all have some similarities: the first senior brother is casual and debauched, the second senior brother is stubborn, and the third senior brother is gentle and refined.

But after he took over the head of the Mirror Sect, he never appeared in front of me again. As far as I know, he has become an unscrupulous and unpredictable man for the development of the sect.But in the eyes of the decent Jianghu, Xiao Wuxia's martial arts is mixed with illusions, it seems to be fake, and it is extremely unpopular, so most of the Jianghu's sects also disdain to associate with the Mingjingmen.

I met him like this again, when my mother exchanged potatoes for me to enter the sect as a guest disciple.

Mother said, anyway, she also hates the so-called decent and upright gentlemen, and this is just a coincidence.

I felt my shoulders wet, and looked up at the falling drizzle, remembering that the day he came to pick me up in person was also a rainy day like this, looking at Xiao Wuxia who had a completely different aura in front of me, I suddenly felt strange, helpless Call him Brother Wuxia like before, but call him Master.

"It's over, do you want to go back to the sect now?"

"Yeah, senior brother and the others just happened to be at the foot of the mountain, and I will go back to the sect together after meeting them."

The master didn't say much, but approached me and bowed slightly, moved the edge of the umbrella a little forward to cover the raindrops that fell like beads, "They still have something to do, it may take some time, you follow me as a teacher Let's go back together."

I nodded, I don't have an umbrella anyway.

Along the way, I walked beside Master step by step, staring at his side face from time to time, thinking about what my mother said: let Master marry within one year, otherwise don’t see her again, and I’m not even allowed to offer incense to my father .

I'm sorry, Master, since ancient times it's been difficult to have both loyalty and filial piety, Yingying's filial piety must count against you.

(End of this chapter)