Master is not married yet

Chapter 2 Cuju
My name is Yuan Yingying, female, and now I am a guest disciple of Mingjing School. Although I am very reluctant, my seniors call me Tudou.

Now being threatened by my mother, if the master can't complete the lifelong event within a year, so that I can't choose a good husband and son-in-law from my mother's narrow range of choices, I don't want to see the ancestors of the Yuan family who have passed away.

My mother is a ruthless person, she always keeps her word.When I was a hidden guard before, if you asked her to burn the target, she would ask how familiar it was, and if you specified five points, it would be five points, exactly.So, if I don't complete the task after one year, she will definitely carry my father and other ancestors' tablets and run to a place where I can't find them, and never communicate with each other.

I paced back and forth outside Xizitang, unable to get off the horse.

Facing my master, do I have to say, "Master, you have passed away, do you consider getting married?" or "Master, do you have a favorite woman, and I will tie it up for you."

I was very upset, very upset, wandering on the porch rattling.

"Yingying?"

Master's voice came from inside, I responded, pushed open the door bravely, and always faced what should be faced.

After much deliberation, I decided to take a subtle approach.

The plan is like this, first ask the master if he had a good rest last night, and then ask the master for advice on what he didn't understand in the book, then take out a love legend and bring it to the content of male and female love, and then follow the trend after the topic unfolds I asked Master about his views on relationships, while he was clamoring for the benefits of early marriage. Maybe Master, under my persuasive guidance, seriously thought about marriage matters, and finally succeeded in marrying Mrs. Mei. Zong has an explanation.

I seriously think this plan is reliable, at least more reliable than the third brother's violent plan.

But when I opened the door and saw Master in front of me, the plan I just came up with retracted into the depths of my brain cells,

Master is wearing a light yellow round neck robe today, with a bamboo leaf pattern embroidered with gold silk, and a snow-white satin lining.He rested his fingers on the scroll, slightly revealing the silver border on the sleeves, the smoke from the furnace curled up, and there was a faint scent of burnt sandalwood. The black hair falls down the neck, the sword eyebrows are bright, and he looks at me with a little smile, "Is there something you want to find as a teacher?"

May I ask how cheeky I have to be to say: "Yes, what is Master's opinion on love between men and women?"

This is tantamount to bringing the erotic pictures drawn by the elder brother into the temple to discuss postures with the monks.

"Did Master rest well last night?" The only thing left in my plan was this part.

"Well, not bad," he responded, "But, didn't you come here with your senior brother to say goodbye just now?"

All around suddenly quiet.

I even forgot that if the master was at home, the first thing we would do after washing up would be to greet him outside his room, just like we did half an hour ago.

I didn't expect him to ask such a question, and my mind went blank.

There was a deeper smile in his eyes, and there was an emotion in his dark pupils that I couldn't understand, "Or did Yingying come here specially to see me as a teacher?"

"Uh, I"

"Master! Master!" The senior brother's high-pitched voice came from outside, and I saw his figure falling outside the carved window of Xizi Hall in a moment, and continued, "He is outside the gate, do you want to welcome him in?"

Master's previous expression disappeared without a trace when I was distracted, as if the smile just now was an illusion caused by my nervousness.He was expressionless now, rubbing his fingers on the scroll, as if he was thinking about something, for a long time, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

But this time the laugh was chilling.

"Welcome in and prepare tea."

I stood where I was, tasting the air now, feeling a bit like an outsider.

A little panic.

"Okay." Originally, the senior brother was about to leave. At this moment, he noticed that I was also in the room, and immediately rescued the scene: "Hey, Tudou! So you are here!"

He put the window paper on his face, and put his palms slightly on the eyebrows to try to see me clearly: "Hurry up, Ah Jing and Ah Chu are getting impatient."

I glanced at Master, then looked in the direction of Senior Brother and asked in a low voice, "Why are you impatient?"

"Cuju, cuju!" he yelled loudly.

I stared wide-eyed, are you so rampant in front of the master now? Just now when I greeted the master, the elder brother repeatedly promised the master that he would practice hard today. The kick of egg relationship.There is no need to wait for the thunder to strike, I think Master can kill him immediately.

"Yingying," Master called me.

I shrink back and face him.

"Let's play with your brothers, it doesn't matter if you practice later."

I answered yes, exited the Xizi hall respectfully, and walked slowly into the backyard by myself. As soon as I arrived, I saw the second senior brother standing with his back against the bamboo railing with a displeased face, his feet wide open, and his posture was crazy The third senior brother sat on a rock and ate noodles.

"Eat, didn't you eat ten steamed buns for breakfast, and still eat it," the second senior brother looked at the third senior brother with contempt.

"No way," Third Senior Brother stirred the noodles with chopsticks, "Brother Bai's cooking is too unpalatable, it's like wax."

The second senior brother burst into anger and glared at the third senior brother, his voice raised unconsciously, with a strong cadence: "—what do you think you have the right to say about me, no matter what you cook, it will become his mother His ashes——"

He still didn't change his expression, he still had a gentle face, and his weak appearance seemed to be swept away by the breeze, but he has the attributes of evil gods and he is actually quite resilient. When he speaks harsh words, it is like a hare on the roadside suddenly greeting your family , on the contrary, it is confusing.

Just like his name.

I once asked the senior brother: Is the name of the third senior brother really Chuchu, or is it because he looks so pitiful.

The senior brother replied seriously: No, the third senior brother's real name is Chuhe Hanjie, but the master thought it was too long, so he called him Chuchu.

But because it is the words of the big brother, I don't think it is so credible.

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there.

"Ah Jing, how about singing?"

The elder brother came out from behind me, holding a ball in his hand: "It's just a show, and there is the word ashes."

The second senior brother gave the senior senior brother a cold look, then leaned back against the railing and looked at the sky.

"Hmph, I met you this time, right? Being deliberately avoided so many times by the old man is enough persistence."

"It was me who broke his hamstring so that he could never go up the mountain again."

"Ah Chu, if you say this, I will never dare to sleep with you again, Senior Brother."

"We didn't sleep together."

I froze, and found that I couldn't get into this topic at all, so I coughed twice to remind them that I was still here.

"Is the potato caught in the wind and cold?" The third senior brother looked at me, put his face aside, took off his short coat and walked towards me, "Put this on first, so as not to make the wind and cold worse. Senior brother has some pills , it will be fine immediately after eating it, but the side effects are a little bit bigger.”

Then Dun Dun: "But brother will take good care of you."

He looked at me with a smile.

Um?What is the silence in the middle?It's inexplicably frustrating.

"Thank you third brother, but I'm fine, my throat is itchy, and I'm fine now,"

Suddenly a big hand pressed down on my shoulder, almost pushing me directly into the soil.

"—Okay, since we are all here," the senior brother said loudly standing behind the two of us, "I announce the start of cuju time!"

He threw the ball to the second senior brother, and kept patting me and the third senior brother's shoulders with his two big hands, "Have you ever played cuju before Tudou?"

"I played it when I was a kid."

"Very good," the elder brother blinked his long eyelashes, "but our cuju at Mingjingmen is a bit different, did you see that fishing net?"

I followed his gaze to look at a stick-shaped object inserted on the master's house not far away. After he said it, I realized that it was actually a fishing net with holes, but the whole thing was wrapped tightly with hemp rope. It's so strong, I always thought it was a lightning rod.

"Our game is not kicking, but shooting with hands. A goal is a point," he continued. "The ball will fall down the tiles of the eaves and roll back to our feet, so there is no need to deliberately jump up to pick it up. , Is it particularly smart, is it particularly powerful, I came up with it."

I just really want to know under what circumstances the elder brother came up with this thing. Could it be that he often throws things on the master's house?
"Since there are four of us now, we can go in twos and twos, and the team that wins ten points first is the winner." He let go of our shoulders, curled his fingers under his chin, "but the loser has to do it." What is the punishment?"

"How about picking water for a week?" Second Senior Brother squinted at us, pointing to the mountain in the distance, "Snow water."

"Wow can't play too——."

"Okay!" The elder brother agreed, "But it's too boring to go up the mountain just to pick up snow water for a week. By the way, let's bring a piece of ice every day, half-length. The weather is getting warmer, and I want to eat ice more and more,"

"Brother, you already have two hands of water, which part do you use to carry ice——"

"Okay," the third senior brother put on his coat, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "In that case, it's better to go topless, the ancients said to keep warm and think about sex, I think Brother Luo's penis is quite strong, this is a good time for annealing opportunity."

I listened to the whole conversation and couldn't help being shocked, what kind of monsters and ghosts did my special mother belong to?
"Tudou," the elder brother called me, "Who do you want to team up with? Me, Ah Jing or Ah Chu?"

"I can have neither."

The senior brother shook his head and said, "In the third rule of Mingjingmen's cuju rules, such behavior is regarded as a waiver, and it is directly judged to admit defeat. Although I am very reluctant to give up, senior brother, you have to go naked to the snow mountain alone to carry water. Ice for a week."

I trembled and glanced at the three senior brothers.

"Then, at least let me try it out. I will form a team with the three senior brothers once, and then I will know which team I will have a better chance of winning."

"Well, that's right," the senior brother said with a smile, "Tudou is really smart, so let's start, I will come first——"

Then I couldn't catch the big brother's ball at all, and flew directly into the chicken coop with the ball.

"Tsk, it's useless," the second senior brother rolled his eyes and pulled me out of the chicken group, "I will intercept the ball from Luo Bi and Chu Chu and pass it to you, and you are responsible for shooting, don't hold me back—— ,"

Then I ejaculated crookedly, several times in a row, and the second brother's face became more and more ferocious with the number of times.

"Potatoes," the third senior brother looked at me gently, "there is a bowl of noodles, spicy and spicy, you go sit on the stone and eat slowly, here, I will give you chopsticks."

My request to join the team was directly rejected by the third senior brother.

Seeing that there is no suitable teammate, I feel more and more flustered. I can already imagine myself rushing three hundred miles with two buckets of snow water on my back with my chest open——

"Yingying hasn't tried being a teacher yet, has she?" A warm voice came in, and the master walked slowly behind us with his hands behind his back, "But there is no need to try, as a teacher and Yingying are in a group. Group."

"Master, do you know what we are betting on?" I swallowed, and replaced the protagonist of the picture I just imagined with Master.

"I know," the master approached me, with a faint sandalwood fragrance coming from his body, "I'm looking forward to it as a teacher."

The three of them, especially the second senior brother, looked at the master covetously, with green eyes glowing, "Old man, you are bound to lose—"

"Wait a minute," the third senior brother glanced at the second senior brother, "Master's cultivation is far above ours, it's useless to rely on potatoes alone, we must add a condition."

"It's still Ah Chu who is thoughtful," said the senior brother with a look of relief, "Well, master, you can only intercept the ball, but the shot must be a potato, and you can't use illusions to interfere with us, otherwise it won't count. "

"Since that's the case, how about this," the master slightly curved his lips, "As a teacher, not only will he not interfere, but he will also not make a move. Whether it is interception or projection, Yingying will do it. Is there nothing to say now?"

"I---!"

"Okay! It's a deal!" "Hahahahahaha!" "Sorry, Tudou, but I want to see Master running naked."

The three senior brothers interrupted me and stepped back, the second senior brother threw the ball to me, "Attention!"

I took the ball and panicked, wouldn't Te Niang's group listen to people?

When I was at a loss what to do, there was a burst of warm breath blowing my hair, and Master's lips almost pressed against my ears, and said softly, "It's okay, I just let Master vent."

(End of this chapter)