What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 198
It is of course a good thing that the rooster returns to its place, but this chicken is really not a serious chicken.

Those who are not the first generation like this are reincarnated. They actually have real identities and keep real memories. Although this chicken brother is a monk now, he has been a monk for less than three years and is very tender. monk.

Before that, this chicken brother was a well-known rich dude.

He claimed to be born in a wealthy family, and his parents got a son when they were old, so he was very favored. Since he was a child, he has always been a lunatic and crazy person. He really did many bad things, but his fate took a turn for the worse when he was 24 years old. , leaving a lot of property to him, but it didn't take long for him to squander it. In the next two years, he had experienced the hardships of the world. Another person, a girl whose elder brother was long and elder brother was short, now seeing him is like seeing a wild dog on the side of the road.

Later, after the last bit of real estate in the family was cheated out, he had no source of income. He lived in the cement pipes of the construction site, slept in the bridge hole of the flyover, and did odd jobs for others. Work can last a long time.

On the last rainy night, he felt sad, escaped into Buddhism, and went to a temple in the local mountain to get a shave. Every day, the ancient Buddha was lit up, but it also washed away the desires in his heart, and he was like a broom star, that day It was another night of torrential rain. The old monk in the temple passed away. He came back from a funeral and found that the temple was buried by a landslide.

So he could only put on the master's outfit and started the life of an ascetic monk. He traveled all the way for alms and visited the mountains and rivers, but he was happy and at ease. But just last month, he fell asleep, and when he woke up, he suddenly remembered that he was Who, so walked all the way from Jiangxi to here.

"Although the awakening is a bit sloppy, I think there is still a place to stay after all, so it will come when it comes." The monk sat on the chair with his knees folded: "Anyway, at least this is my home. "

He was really miserable. Although he did all this misery himself, from his understatement, one can actually experience a kind of helplessness that all things are fatal.

"Then you never thought of leaving some money before?" Master Pi stretched out his head and stared at him, looking like a pervert: "Then have you ever sold picture bags?"

"Spend generously, full of five poisons." The monk pointed to Master Pi and asked Xiao Zhang: "What is the origin of this little fox? If no one wants it, I will take the bowl and go back to burn to accumulate merit."

Brother Zhang glanced at Master Pi, but didn't answer, just sat there and glanced behind the monk: "Continue talking."

The monk rubbed his nose, sat on the high stool and recalled the past: "At that time, I took people to a nightclub and spent more than 300 million yuan a night. Later, I just wanted them to give me some food money, and they picked up the broom and let me Get lost. It’s not worth it in the world.”

Although what he is talking about is the pain in life, it is actually quite interesting. It can be seen that he actually doesn't care much about the past situation. When he talks, there is no emotion in his eyes, just As if he was telling someone else's story, his demeanor was somewhat free and easy.

"Then what specialties do you have?" Master Pi is also very indebted. Just now people were saying to take her away and burn her, but she insisted: "The twelve spirits have their own strengths, and you can't have some strengths." Bar?"

"I have long eyelashes."

Master Pi leaned forward: "I don't believe it, let me see."

That monk was actually quite good-tempered, and he really asked Mr. Pi to come up to his face to see his eyelashes, not to mention that his eyelashes are really special. After Mr. Pi found out, he yelled and screamed there. It's like never seeing someone else's eyelashes.

"The rooster sings dawn, and the golden light of the spirit jade. The position of the rooster in the twelve spirits is the support position, and the technique of the spirit jade is the strongest shield in the world. Even the tiger girl and the thunder dragon are difficult to break the shield. You can understand it as adding shields to the group, stacking a layer of spiritual shields for all the twelve spirits."

While they were looking at their eyelashes, Sister Gou walked over from behind. After all, as one of the twelve spirits left behind, if she saw a newcomer, she must show her face. Sister Gou in jeans looked very energetic , but Brother Ji didn't dare to tease her like he teased Master Pi, so he quickly stood up and bowed his head, standing there silently.

"So it's like this... Are there only two main attackers in the Twelve Spirits?" Master Pi asked curiously, "Is it Thunder Dragon and Hu Niu?"

The big white dog smiled and said: "Yes, but the twelve spirit formations are indispensable. They are both the face of the shield and the tip of the spear, but the shield has more than a face, and the spear has more than a tip."

"But I think Thunder Dragon is also very ordinary, and Huniu seems to be too..."

Sister Gou smiled and said nothing, because there are only seven twelve spirits plus roosters so far, so their complete attributes have not been activated, so it feels like that, but after they are fully activated, layers of buffs are stacked up In other words, let alone Huniu and Thunder Dragon, even rats will become very scary. Rats weave a giant net, and as long as the things caught in the net can be changed by him, it's just that now he has no ability to display it. .

In other words, every time one more twelve spirits is awakened, even if they are not in a combat state, the abilities of the other twelve spirits will automatically increase by 50.00%.And when all the twelve spirits return to their positions, the power of all the twelve spirits will be close to 130 times that of the twelve spirits alone. The reason why Master Pi feels that Thunder Dragon and Huniu are not very good is because they are only now, and they do not believe in calculations. Multiplied by the weapon, the six twelve spirits only have a little more than eleven times the strengthening value.

This is why Xiao Zhang said that they were all so excited after restarting Snake Spirit, perfect body... Who doesn't want to be a perfect body.

But now that the chicken brother has appeared, it means that the spirit snake has recovered a month ago. This time, the opposite is a combination of chicken and snake, but the problem is that recovery does not mean awakening. The time of awakening is very uncertain, so human intervention is necessary. .

"Is that true that the twelve spirits can keep up with the Three Realms?"

"Difficult." Brother Ji looked at Master Pi and said, "It's not in the same world, but it's not impossible."

At this time, Sister Gou took out a notebook and said to Brother Chicken, "I'll put your information on the throne, name."

Brother Ji pursed his lips: "Ji Meng, or the dharma name Mengchen."

"Real name, real name in this world."

Brother Ji was silent for a long time, his expression gradually became embarrassing: "Isn't it good to use the original name?"

"No." Sister Gou frowned: "Just say what you want, so much nonsense."

"Xie Guangkun..."

Brother Ji blushed, even his shiny little bald head was red, and after he finished speaking, he immediately defended: "It's Kunpeng's Kun..."

But at this time, the defense seemed so feeble that everyone in the room laughed cheerfully, and those who liked to make a fuss laughed at him and said, "I thought it was Buddha's escape, but who would have thought it was rural love."

Hearing the ridicule, Brother Ji's face became more and more red, and he finally clasped his hands together: "Amitabha... I have long since been detached from the love, hatred, and hatred in the world. Dust, you and I are the dust of the dust, I advise all benefactors to think twice and smile, otherwise don't blame the golden bowl in my hand for being rude."

Few people in the room are afraid of him, and the voice of talking and laughing has never been heard, but Master Pi patted him on the shoulder as if he had come here: "Oh, just get used to it, the old man is always here. I was ridiculed by others, what about Mr. Pi, I heard that you were reported for pornography some time ago, and what about whether the picture package is not easy to sell recently, and other sarcastic remarks, the old man has long been used to it."

After hearing this, Brother Ji turned his head to look at the group of people behind him, and then pointed at one of them casually: "You, go out and challenge each other!"

The one he pointed out was also a bachelor, stood up and went out, Brother Ji put down his bag: "Watch me to cast down demons today!"

Ten minutes later, Ji Ge was arrested by the police uncle because of a fight.

"Huh? Is he still so sick in his head?"

It was already 01:30 in the morning when the mouse received the call from Brother Zhang. He was very happy to hear that Brother Ji had returned to his place, but the next sentence he heard was that Brother Chicken was arrested by the police uncle because he had an appointment with someone. .

What can I do, as the boss of Twelve Spirits, the only thing Mouse can do is to call to fish Brother Ji out of it, and ask him to write a guarantee letter and fine him.

"Let him squat inside for one night, and I'll go back tomorrow morning." The mouse sighed, "It just so happens that things are almost done here."

Brother Xiao Zhang thought about it, and felt that this was quite reliable. Since the mouse said he would stay there for one night, let him stay for one night. After hanging up the phone, he closed the stall and went to sleep.

Poor chicken brother is sitting in the detention room now, cross-legged and looking at the person facing him in duels, because the rule of Chang'an Lane heads-up is not to use spells, so both of them have bruised noses and swollen faces, and chicken brother's handsome face was also beaten into pieces. The dog who was stung by a bee, the one on the opposite side is not much better, but because it is a spider spirit, the recovery speed is much faster.

"evildoer!"

"Monster!"

"evildoer!"

"Monster!"

The two cursed and spat at each other, and finally the police uncle had to come over and tell the two of them to be more honest, and that was the end of a battle for intangible cultural heritage.

And in Chang'an Lane, although Brother Zhang's shop is closed, some wild monsters, late sleepers and Master Pi are sitting under the plane tree and chatting. They all say that Brother Zhang's place is finally clean. One day another freak came.

"If you want me to say, what is the twelve spirits or not, it's better to let me forget it."

"Are you worthy, you toad?" Mr. Pi squatted there tearing a piece of sausage: "Look at what the twelve spirits look like, and you don't urinate just like yourself. When you urinate, you can Don't pee on the old man's hands, the old man is afraid of getting a rash."

Mr. Pi's words were harsh and mean, no wonder people always teased her, but at this moment, the white lady leaned there and said with a smile: "I, I, I, I see that they don't have snakes, so I'll be a snake, okay?" ?”

As soon as these words came out, all the monsters and people around dispersed immediately, but Master Pi curled his lips: "Which pot is not open and which pot is not open, it is scattered, go to sleep."

The white lady was a newcomer, she chased after her with a confused face, and asked Master Pi in a low voice: "What's the matter, why did everyone disperse when snakes were mentioned, I just couldn't sleep and wanted to chat."

Master Pi scratched his head: "How should I put it, it's quite taboo anyway, I advise you to hold back."

After speaking, Master Pi turned into a prototype and jumped back into the room from the wall, while the white lady stood there blinking her eyes, thought for a while before walking back.

And the next morning, the mouse came back here from Hong Kong, and when he came to the detention room and saw the two people inside, he couldn't help sighing. The spider spirit was sitting there looking at a fly on the ceiling, and the monk Then he lay reclined on the bench and snored continuously.

The mouse asked someone to open the door, and the monk woke up with a loud bang. He raised his head to look at the mouse's face, somewhat confused. Directly trying to give the mouse a big hug.

"Be serious!" the mouse snapped. "Get out and write a pledge. You two!"

The spider spirit is good at writing, and the monk's handwriting... is really at the level of the third grade in elementary school. He has a good face, but he is really a top-notch idiot. I was laughed at by this guy.

"go back!"

After writing the guarantee and completing the formalities, the mouse said fiercely to the two people: "You add up... Bazhuo, how old are you?"

"370 three..."

"What about you?" The mouse turned to look at the monk.

"27..."

"The two together are four hundred years old." The mouse opened the car door, and said dumbfoundedly: "As for it? Shame or not? Huh? Talk!"

Mouse actually has prestige in Chang'an Alley. First of all, he actually plays the role of the human receptionist for these special creatures and aliens. This is also the job he started from his ancestors. Of course, brother doesn't care, most of them are collected by mice, so he has high prestige and has a share in speaking.

So when he shouted, the rebellious spider spirit would not dare to answer his mouth, but the chicken brother straightened his neck and said with dissatisfaction: "They laughed at me yesterday!"

"What are you laughing at?"

"I registered my name with Sister Gou yesterday. They laughed when I said my name was Xie Guangkun."

Mentioning this, the Octopus next to him made a sound again, and the chicken brother was not happy when he heard it, and pointed at him: "Here, look!"

Mouse pursed his lips, resisting the change in his expression, and glanced at him in the rearview mirror: "Country love?"

After saying this, the spider spirit couldn't hold back any longer. He covered his mouth and smiled out of the car window. When he couldn't help it, he burst out laughing...

"Oh, it's nothing funny." Mouse finally couldn't hold back anymore, he smiled and said, "Okay, what a big deal. Can you guys be more mature? It's not...Guang Kun...I'm sorry."

"You laugh too!"

(End of this chapter)