What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 199 Being Sick is Difficult to Handle
"Miss, it's not true if you look at it this way. Why don't you let the poor monk feel the bones for you. The poor monk is a master at feeling the bones."

Monk Guangkun lived in Chang'an Lane, and arranged for him the room next to Xiaoma's room. It was originally a small warehouse, but it had been unused for a long time, and now it was sorted out for him to live in first.

But within a few days, everyone found out that this monk with a shocking appearance is really a complete idiot. Nothing but bugs.

Moreover, he is not only useless but also extremely lazy. He sleeps until after twelve o'clock every day, and then goes to a few restaurants in Chang'an Lane to "beg for alms". Those who are baptized don’t choose food, he also eats leftovers, he also eats a bowl of plain rice, even if some leftovers are boiled in plain water, he can eat them with gusto, it’s easier to feed than pigs.

The mouse was troubled when he saw him, and he was the twelve spirits, so it was not an option to go on like this, so the mouse had a long talk with him several times, but with little effect.This monk, like the legendary Jigong, is crazy, lazy, always talking crazy things and doing stupid things.What's more important is that he doesn't have any self-consciousness as a monk, and he has no strengths but always likes to be brave and ruthless, provoking everywhere.

Ordinary people are provocative, and they will give up after a few beatings, but this one...it is really like a piece of brown sugar, it can't be beaten to death, and it won't listen to scolding, even if the most ferocious beast in Chang'an Alley sees him They could only pinch their noses and turn their heads aside, not willing to provoke such a stinky shit at all.

On this day, he got out the fortune-telling stall where the mouse used to be, and sat at the entrance of Chang'an Lane to tell fortunes, but how could he know what fortune-telling was, it was just talking nonsense.Seeing a man is cheating some money, seeing a woman is taking advantage of it, but because he can speak well, the business is really good after a day, but if you observe carefully, you will find that most of the people who come to him are Some young girls, mad bees and butterflies, pictured his face.

In the evening, his hanging hair disappeared, and he walked back to Chang'an Lane in his tattered outfit until late at night. When he saw someone squatting there chatting under the big phoenix tree, he would also squat there chatting. Yes, when you get annoyed, you jump out and want to fight someone one-on-one. Generally, you will be beaten up and then go back to sleep happily, and then sleep until the afternoon when you wake up, and then go to a fortune-telling stall for rats. It's like not pursuing it at all.

"You can't do this." The mouse found Guang Kun again, and said earnestly: "You must be pursuing something."

"I don't need to spend money to eat and sleep, and I win 20 yuan from the slot machine every day, which is 600 yuan a month. [-] yuan is enough to do a lot of things." Monk Guangkun is also very bachelor. On the marble reclining chair under the parasol tree, enjoying the evening breeze leisurely, holding a piece of bread begged from Jin Mei in her hand: "Occasionally, that kind-hearted female Bodhisattva will give me something good to eat. .Human, it is a blessing to be small enough to be complete and content."

The Mouse sighed, then got up and left.Monk Guangkun raised his head and glanced at him, continued to squint his eyes and enjoy the comfort, until night fell, he randomly caught a passerby and asked, "What time is it?"

A passer-by took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "It's 07:30."

"Let's go."

Monk Guangkun lazily got up, and walked away with the vajra stick.

Standing in the floor-to-ceiling window of Xiaozhang's milk tea shop, the mouse couldn't help but sighed, and turned to Xiaozhang, "Xiaozhang, what do you think about this man?"

Brother Zhang pursed his lips: "Let him go, as long as he likes it."

"But this is too sloppy." The mouse said helplessly with his hands on his hips.

At this time, Xu Wei, who was cleaning up next to her, suddenly raised her head and asked, "What does he do every night? I think he runs out every night."

The mouse shook his head: "I don't know, who knows what he does."

"Very curious." Xu Wei laughed happily: "But this person is also very interesting, very funny."

Brother Xiao Zhang just finished his work at this time. He lay on the counter and leaned forward slightly: "I don't think things should be that simple. His temperament is very strange."

"Isn't it strange? I get up at noon every day and don't work. I just wander around all day." The mouse said angrily: "He doesn't want to work with me, and he won't go when I find him a job, or he just says If you are lazy or say you don’t know how to do it, it doesn’t make sense.”

"How about..." Xu Wei came to the counter holding a rag and said mysteriously: "Let's find someone to follow him all night and see what he is doing?"

A few people summed it up and thought it was more plausible, so they decided to find someone to spend the night with him to see what he was wandering around outside, but the person to follow, of course, must be someone with strong tracking ability, something What about tracking ability?Of course it was a dog.So the candidate list was narrowed down to Sister Gou and Master Pi, but Sister Gou definitely didn't like to do this kind of thing.

Then there is only one answer.

In the evening of the next day, Master Pi came to Brother Zhang's small restaurant on time to order roast chicken. Master Pi, who doesn't work overtime, always shows up at brother Zhang's shop at six o'clock and waits to eat the freshly baked roast chicken.

"Roasted chicken." Pi Ye slapped two hundred-yuan bills on the table: "Two."

Brother Xiao Zhang quickly served her two roast chickens. Master Pi ate so much that his hands and mouth were full of oil. While eating, she was suddenly surrounded by mice and Xu Wei. Okay, protect the plate with both hands: "No!"

"I won't eat your chicken." The mouse moved the stool, "I want you to do me a favor."

Master Pi put the chicken head in his mouth and chewed it until it crackled, then said in a low voice, "What's the matter?"

"Will help me track down that smelly monk and see where he goes every night, and report to us in a week, how about it?"

Master Pi heard that he was doing this kind of thing, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Two roast chickens a day."

"make a deal!"

Although Mr. Pi is not very smart, the things he explained can really be completed according to the quality and quantity. She started to follow the plan after dinner. As a demon, she has a natural advantage in doing such things. Not to mention she's a dog, and she doesn't even have to keep the target in sight.

She first turned into a prototype, and then turned into a palm-sized jade fox. Even if this kind of little thing walked through the night, people would think it was a mouse.This added a bit of an edge to her tracking plan.

She first followed Monk Guangkun to watch him beg for some unsold pastries from the Golden Rose Bodhisattva that day, which was enough for two lunch boxes.Monk Guangkun sat outside holding an unbranded mineral water bottle and asked a family on the side of the road for some cold water. He ate two boxes of pastries with the cold water, and then he lay down on the stone stool under the plane tree to sleep. up.

As soon as 07:30 arrived, he sat up suddenly and asked a person passing by him, "What time is it?"

"07:30."

After hearing the time, Monk Guangkun got up and supported his Vajra Staff and walked out of Chang'an Lane slowly, Master Pi immediately followed.

After the Guangkun monk walked out of Chang'an Lane, he seemed to wander aimlessly for a while, and then walked towards the shantytowns outside the city with the clatter of metal rings colliding, and on the way he took the money he begged for alms and fortune-telling With the cheated money, I bought a lot of cheap noodles and ham sausages, and then I carried a lot of things to an abandoned station outside the shanty town outside the city.

With the sound of his Zen rod, many unkempt and resentful little ghosts appeared in those abandoned small houses. Monk Guangkun walked into the center of these little ghosts, spread the rag on the ground, and sat on it Then I began to preach the scriptures, and following the reincarnation of the scriptures, beams of light fell from the sky and shone on those lonely souls and wild ghosts who could not enter the reincarnation because they had no names.

As long as it is illuminated, it will soon directly enter the light of reincarnation and disappear one by one.

This process lasted for more than two hours. Seeing that the time has come to 10:30, there are no lonely ghosts in this place, and Guang Kun's face also showed a little fatigue. He struggled to get up from the ground with a stick , and then went to the next location.

Afterwards, he came near a stinking landfill. He tore off the ham sausage on his body, broke it into small pieces and put them on the ground. He also put some vegetable leaves and other things beside him. He was still chanting, and then he saw many dead souls of cats, dogs, pigs and sheep rushing towards him from the garbage dump. He squatted on the ground and touched the dead souls lightly with his fingers. It turned into a streak of light and disappeared.

It wasn't too hard, but it lasted for more than half an hour.Seeing that it was getting late, Monk Guangkun came to a well-known local urban legend square. The mouse once said that this place has become a place to raise evil because of the fact that the location of the construction is incompatible with the direction of the entire land line. , Even if you don't do anything, you will gather a lot of vicious souls and evil spirits.

Sure enough, when Monk Guangkun walked in, the surrounding atmosphere became serious, but he didn't care at all, he just crushed the noodles in his hands and sprinkled them on the ground, and shouted loudly: "Where there is revenge, there is revenge, there is hatred, there is hatred... …Food well and go on the road, things like that.”

The things here are different from those wandering spirits and small animals. This place is fierce and will attack people.But Monk Guangkun didn't fight back no matter what kind of attack he was under. He used his body to fight against the resentment of these evil spirits. It could be seen with the naked eye that his lips and fingers had been turned blue from the cold, but he remained motionless.

And many of these attacks exceeded the lethal dose. When those resentments entered his body, he would stagger unbearably, and then knelt down on one knee for a long time, until a faint golden light emerged from his body, but he kept After extinguishing the golden light, he continued to hold on and walked the entire distance.

"This man must be sick." Master Pi muttered.

(End of this chapter)