What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 243 Kunlun Yuheng
"Put this here."

Knowing that the Holy Lord likes to make things together and collect postcards, Wei Shenhao, who is still a non-staff member for the time being, did not hesitate to spend 200 million postcards that have appeared in the world, out-of-print or out-of-print, treasured or not. I got it, a total of 12, ​​many of which can even be called valuable, such as the metropolis postcard signed by Marilyn Monroe in 140 and the Hindenburg postcard in 1960 The last airship postcard issued before the USS crossed the Atlantic.

Brother Zhang didn’t do anything else these days. Whenever he had free time, he squatted in the room and sorted out the vast number of star films. He classified these things in the order of characters, natural landscapes, animals, artificial landscapes, etc., because there were too many things. , and many of them are very precious out-of-print postcards, Brother Zhang only dared to let the careful rats help during the whole process, and other people couldn't touch them, for fear of ruining them.

"Speaking of which, this awesome generosity is really generous. I heard that it was just this one, and it sold for more than 8000 US dollars at the auction that year." The mouse put the postcard signed by Marilyn Monroe in the grid of the character, Then continue to sort: "There are many out-of-print collections here that will never appear again."

"Well, this set of Sikkim Kingdom's is impossible." Xiao Zhang took out twelve postcards of the Sacred Mountain series issued by the Sikkim Kingdom in [-]: "They merged to India in [-]. "

Others may think that doing this is bland, but to Xiao Zhang, it is an unearthly pleasure. He can even describe it as true love, and he can even toss about these things for months without sleep. .

"Is India close to Kunlun Mountain?"

"It seems to be." Brother Zhang thought for a while: "There is a section over there."

"Well, do you think Kunlun Mountain will send people to study with us?"

Faced with such a problem, Brother Xiao Zhang actually didn’t know very well. After all, the mouse’s speech at that time was purely thinking of what was what, which was no different from farting. Moreover, in order to show his heroic spirit, he also said a lot of inconspicuous things, including Let Kunlun send people down to study, and the mouse even gave Xiao Zhang's business card to others, the address is clearly on it.

"Well, that's right. If they really came, they would lose face." The mouse laughed to himself: "You really came to learn, what can you learn?"

Thinking that since the last time I went to Kunlun, more than half a month has passed in a blink of an eye, and there is no news on Kunlun, except that there are rumors on the Tao that the Holy Master destroyed the Kunlun sect. There is no way to refute such rumors. Little Brother Zhang didn't care too much, after all, 10,000+ star films, it was a grand festival for him.

The two chatted while tidying up, but they didn't distinguish between the twelve spirits of the Holy Lord, and they didn't come to an end until Xu Wei called from outside.

"Brother, come down, there is a strange person looking for you."

"weirdo?"

Brother Zhang tidied up a bit and went to the front with the mouse. Sure enough, as Xu Wei said, there was a strange person standing there. He was dressed in rags and smelled bad, although he could be seen to be handsome , but the appearance looks really bad, like a beggar.

And after this person came up, he didn't talk nonsense, and asked directly: "You are the Holy Master?"

Little Brother Zhang looked at this man with his head sideways, and the man raised his hands and fisted perfunctorily: "Kunlun Yuheng, I have seen the Holy Master."

People from Kunlun?Brother Zhang looked back at the mouse, and the mouse just spread his hands to express that he knew nothing.

But at this time Yuheng continued to speak, he said: "Last time you sent Qing Lingzi to Kunlun, and said that you want me to send people from Kunlun to study in your place, so I came here."

Hey... Good guy, Kunlun has really come down, but what makes everyone confused is that this guy is also from Kunlun anyway, how did he become like this.

But before Little Brother Zhang could ask, he heard Yuheng's stomach growling. He might also feel embarrassed, so he turned his head to the side. Little Brother Zhang laughed and whispered to Xu Wei. Say, "Get him something to eat."

"En." Xu Wei responded, "What grade?"

"Be nice."

Xu Wei didn't talk nonsense, took out the ingredients and started to cook, and Xiao Zhang looked around Yuheng and said, "Why are you like this?"

As soon as Yu Heng heard it, tears began to roll in his eyes, and he quickly tilted his head 45 degrees, in order not to let the tears flow out.And seeing his virtue, the mouse approached Xiao Zhang and said, "I think he might like to pretend a little bit."

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed but didn't say anything, just sat there quietly waiting for Xu Wei to finish the meal.

For the sake of speed, Xu Wei didn't cook any big dishes. A Yangzhou fried rice was served with more diced meat, and a boneless chicken feet with a pot of hawthorn water. It was quite a good meal.But seeing this guy's panic, this Yangzhou fried rice is eight times the normal fried rice, and half of the rice cooker's rice is fried in it.

Put a big bowl of fried rice for him on a soup plate, and make him a bowl of soup with thick soup treasure and compressed vegetables. A delicious meal is ready. Then Yuheng took the rice bowl and looked up. Glancing at brother Zhang, he started to eat like crazy.

This pot of rice was just watching it go down bit by bit. He choked and rolled his eyes, so he took a sip of the vegetable soup in a hurry, and finally put the vegetable soup directly into the rice. The most important thing is to eat the feeling of eating pigs.

"People in Kunlun are always like this."

Xiao Zhang smiled and waved his hand to tell the mouse not to talk, and then continued to wait quietly for Yuheng to finish the meal.

After eating this big bowl of rice, Yuheng's stomach was visibly swollen. He leaned on the chair and groaned while touching his stomach. It looked like a typical example of a starving ghost rather than a full one.

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't wait for him anymore, he just told the mouse to take a shower and change his clothes after he recovered, and went back to organize the postcards by himself.

Brother Zhang didn't receive a text message from the mouse until around four o'clock in the afternoon and almost five o'clock.He went down to take a look, and found that the young man from Kunlun had washed up and changed his clothes.

As soon as he was clean and tidy, the rich and noble persona appeared all over his body, and Aji was also good-looking, but Aji's good-looking was already like the kind of Sao monk in folklore, and this young master looked like a martial arts man. The son of a family who came out of Xianxia novels.

But this rich man has a problem, that is, his eyes glow green when he sees food, which makes people feel hairy.

And when brother Zhang asked him what happened after he came down from Kunlun, Yuheng finally spoke, but before he could speak, he was already feeling sad, and there was another scream at a 45-degree angle from above.

But in the end, he still told his experience in full. After listening to it, the listener was really sad and the hearer shed tears.

To be specific about how miserable it is, let’s start with the fact that he was misreported to the Northeast. As a black man, he wandered in the Northeast for three days. At night, he picked up mineral water bottles between various food stalls and barbecue restaurants, and then asked how to get there. GZ.

When he managed to save enough train tickets, he found that he needed an ID card to buy a ticket, which he didn't have.At this time, a middle-aged man who was wandering with him gave him advice, telling him to go to the freight station, look for those trucks going south, get on them when people are not paying attention, and get off when they arrive at the station.

So he ran from Tieling to Dalian, from Dalian to Baoding, from Baoding to Wuhan, from Wuhan to Nanchang, from Nanchang to Yingtan, from Yingtan to Fuzhou, from Fuzhou to Shantou, from Shantou to Shaoguan, from Shaoguan to Shunde , and finally came here in a pig truck.The whole process took twelve days, and he only ate three mice during these twelve days. His evaluation was that the northern mice were thinner than the southern ones, and the leopards ate them.

Of course, the ups and downs in his journey of more than ten days are far more than these. Every time he changes scenes, he has to face problems such as being chased by people, dogs, police uncles, etc., as well as the extremely dirty environment. , because the trucks coming down from the north are either loaded with coal or iron, and those going down the south are either loaded with chickens or pigs, or they are smelly or pitch black. The shock absorbers of freight cars are not as good as those of passenger cars, and the night is sultry There are many damp mosquitoes, and he was able to get here alive in this ghostly weather, to a certain extent, thanks to the super strong body bestowed on him by the vast Kunlun Mountains.

"By the way, you are so miserable, why don't you say hello to the sect."

"I passed out, and when I woke up, the salute, money and sound transmission charms on my body were gone."

"It's a bit miserable." The mouse turned his head to Xiao Zhang and said, "It's rare to see such a miserable person in the world."

Brother Zhang silently shook his head: "Still very persistent."

But at this time Yuheng expressed a different opinion, that is, he had no choice but to be attached, because the only destination he knew on this trip was this place, and he had no identification and cultivation base, so he couldn't tell the difference. No one knows who is a monk, so if he doesn't bite the bullet and go all the way south, he may spend the rest of his life picking up junk in the northeast.

"No cultivation base? Your young master of Kunlun, you have no cultivation base?"

Mouse didn't even believe a single punctuation mark in what he said. After all, this is a young master of Kunlun, so it's okay without cultivation?
"That's the truth, and I don't want to say too much. I was born with blocked meridians and couldn't practice. Otherwise, my father wouldn't let my senior sister succeed me. What kind of young master am I, I'm just a waste."

Xu Wei, who was next to him, interrupted with a smile at this time: "Then you come down like this, it seems a bit abandoned."

"I know the Kunlun Teleportation Formation. I'm too familiar with that." The mouse smiled and said, "That teleportation formation is the best among the remaining Houtian formations. The probability of error is [-] out of [-]. [-] out of [-]. I think it’s either a teleportation malfunction, or someone wants you to die, and the Kunlun Formation has never heard of fainting. To put it bluntly, someone did it on purpose, taking your things , let you completely get out of Kunlun Mountain."

"You talk nonsense!!!" Yu Heng's eyes widened angrily: "You don't even know how good my relationship is with my senior sister. You can insult me, but you are not allowed to insult my senior sister!"

Mouse has seen his senior sister, and in his mouth, his world, that is, Ningshuang, feels like a harmless little white dove to humans and animals, but in fact, Mouse doesn't think so. What is Mouse's origin?Fortune teller!That's his job, formations are only a second talent.Although he doesn't say that he can really see the future, he still has a considerable ability to recognize people.

The current patriarch of Yuxu Sect, Ningshuang, is definitely not a cheap lamp!You don’t even need to look at her behavior. Just talking about her appearance is enough to explain a lot of problems. I don’t know the specific personality of this woman, but she must be very utilitarian, very eager to win and lose, and she is especially good at acting and has an excellent brain. make a person.

Otherwise, it would not be so easy for a woman like her to suppress the leader of Kunlun.It doesn't talk about whether her ability is up to the standard. The key point is that after this young man with dead parents takes power, the old people in the sect and the seniors outside will bully others.

But when the mouse went to see it last time, who didn't look forward to the Ningshuang suzerain?Is this what ordinary girls can do?

Needless to say conspiracy theories, let’s talk about who is the most threatening to her suzerain position above Kunlun, of course it is the eldest son of the former suzerain. puppet?The name of orthodoxy is not a joke. If it is really about seniority, with Kunlun's traditional level, even the illegitimate son of the previous sect master's turn will not be able to get the turn of this unrelated elder sister.

The stuff here is so interesting.

But it seems that the other end underestimated the tenacity of this master. He really complied with that sentence and crawled to the destination.

"Interesting." The mouse told Xiao Zhang about his analysis: "There are too many tricks here, why don't we keep him?"

"Haha." Little Brother Zhang laughed, "As you arrange, this is the place of the Twelve Spirits."

"Brother, you are the Holy Master... You can't really say nothing, can you?"

Little Brother Zhang didn't answer the mouse at all, so he went straight outside and said to Yuheng: "During this period of time, you can stay here to help and get used to the rules of the world. You can live in the backyard first, and there are a few rooms left. Spare, you sweep out a room."

"Thank you, Holy Lord of the Human World."

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head: "Just call me Xiao Zhang here."

"I need to add a brother." Xu Wei booed from the side: "Everyone calls it that."

In this way, Kunlun's first batch of exchange students lived here. He became Xu Wei's apprentice at night, learning to cook and mix drinks, and cleaned during the day. Anyway, he didn't need to spend money. Why not do it with food and lodging.

So far, Xiao Zhang has two waiters here, one is Luna Xiaohei and the other is Kunlun Yuheng. Although Kunlun Yuheng is clumsy and sometimes likes to throw literary and artistic accents at disgusting people, overall he is still able to endure hardships and stand hard work. of.

"Brother Zhang! I heard that you are handsome!"

One evening, Zhu Zhenzhen rushed in and shouted excitedly, "Hurry up, hurry up, introduce me quickly."

Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at Yu Heng who was leaning against the window and playing with his mobile phone, and then said, "What? Niu Niu isn't suitable?"

"Please, he can't make a fart with three poles. Now that I have been added, he will send good morning every morning and good evening every night. Don't say anything else, just talk about hammers." Zhu Zhenzhen sighed: "It's just like him. If I didn't know that his personality is like this, I would have doubted my personal charm. Let's not talk about it, bro, I'll go tease the handsome guy!"

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head with a smile. Seeing that Zhu Zhenzhen, who was in love with the brain, went up to the man again, he thought it was funny.

At this moment, Thunder Dragon appeared again, leaning against Xiao Zhang and said, "So I'm the number one here!"

"Congratulations, you have escaped from the sea of ​​suffering."

"Hey...he feels heavy." Lei Long sighed: "By the way, guess what Zhang Yao secretly asked me yesterday?"

"Ask what?"

"She might be crazy. She asked me if it was possible for you to have a relationship with other women, and then asked around around, what Xu Wei, Zhu Zhenzhen, Xiao Xiao, and finally asked Jin Mei."

"what do you say?"

"I'll just say it straight, I don't know about Jin Mei, but it's impossible for other people, either because their identities don't match or their status doesn't match. But she seems to care about sister Jin Mei." Lei Long sneered: "How can I fail to see that I have been on the battlefield for so many years, Zhang Yao only regards Jin Mei as an opponent."

Xiao Zhang shook his head with a smile, pressed Lei Long's head and pushed him back into the wall, because Zhang Yao was walking in with a helmet outside.

(End of this chapter)