What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 244 Ahahaha, here comes the chicken soup

It has been more than a month since Yuheng came out of Kunlun. He thinks this place is okay. Except for the boring work every day, everything else is pretty good. The food is good and the sleep is good. The humiliation part, and every night after work is over, there is an extra meal. Although there are no grilled sausages, chicken crispy bones, chicken tenders and other things that can't be eaten overnight, it is pretty good to have something to eat.

In addition, Yuheng also learned to use a smartphone, and even became addicted to it.The mobile phone is Xu Wei's old mobile phone, but it is enough for him. When he received the call for the first time, he was surprised that this thing seems to be better than the Kunlun Sound Transmission Talisman.

"It's useless for Kunlun to ask for a mobile phone. There's no signal over there." Xiao Ma crossed his legs and said to Xiao Zhang: "You may not know that this master is really Kunlun's precious lump, and his status is actually equivalent to our Holy Master. .”

When he spoke, his voice was very low, and he pointed to Yuheng, who was leaning against the wall and smirking at a funny video dubbing animals: "This time I let him down, I guess I didn't intend to let him go back at all, just to They came here to kill him. But they calculated everything, and they didn’t expect that it wasn’t Qing Lingzi’s evil star, but my little mouse brother.”

The mouse took a sip of beer, smiled and put a string of palm treasures into his mouth: "Listen to this Yuheng, he has already made an appointment with his senior sister Ningshuang, and we will get married when he returns."

"How is it possible!" Xiao Ma's eyes widened: "You don't know?"

Mouse was stunned: "Know what?"

"Ningshuang has already made an engagement with the Young Master's family of Mount Qingcheng, the largest sect in Qingshu in Central Shu. As for what happened a few days ago, it is said that it is a strong alliance. The Young Master's family in Qingcheng has lost all face, and is going to marry Kunlun."

Xiao Ma has been wandering among these sects all day long. He is a diplomat of the Twelve Spirits and a businessman of the second way, and he is also a person from Kunlun. Although the ancient Kunlun is not the same as the current Kunlun, many sects But he got the inside story very easily.

Having said that, even Brother Zhang pricked up his ears and listened carefully. The Holy Master also gossips, and the Holy Master can hardly resist the temptation of such erotic news, after all, it is so interesting.

But it's better not to let Yuheng hear these words, after all, the only senior sister he loves in his heart, the senior sister who he is willing to go through fire and water for her, at this moment, he can't say "don't" or "use hard", but he "Your grilled sausage" here, and the young master of the Qingcheng School "Ahahahaha, here comes the chicken soup".

If you say this, your mentality may collapse. Just imagine an ordinary person with no characteristics, what would he do in the face of such a heavy blow?There was nothing he could do but hurt himself.

"Prime Minister, I have a plan." While talking, Xiao Ma suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Shall we try?"

The mouse turned back to look at Yu Heng who was still immersed in the short animal video, turned his head and whispered: "You say."

"Isn't it possible for you to reverse the Kunlun formation? Let's find Zhang Yao, put the entire spider drone in Kunlun, and then secretly record the living habits of Cousin Ningshuang, newlyweds, how could it not be that ehhhhhhh Right, let's probably remember the daily schedule, and bring the young master back to kill." Xiao Ma made a murderous gesture with his hand: "Let him catch the rape!"

"Are you too vicious? This is fatal."

"Hey, what's the matter? That's the matter. He will definitely go up and argue. Let me tell you that the little prince of Qingcheng Mountain is not a good person. He has a hot temper and is very powerful. When he encounters such a situation, he will definitely do something. "Xiao Ma chuckled: "No, the plot of Hexi in 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi is coming. Then when he was beaten to the point of failure, the Holy Lord of the human world will appear, and once the Holy Lord goes to his crotch, he will die. Hit him, say 'give me some noodles', and then bring him down. Then... just the few of us want to train a first-class master, can it be difficult? Let's do it quickly."

Mouse looked at Xiao Ma like an old man looking at his mobile phone on the subway: "What kind of tricks are you doing, and you even made a scene of a son-in-law catching an adulterer."

"Hey, you really don't know about this. Do you know why he can still live to this day? It's because he can't die on Kunlun Mountain even if he dies. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made such a stupid trick to kill him. Send him down to practice in the world of mortals." With an attitude of "I know everything", Xiao Ma said with his legs crossed: "He can die, and he is very suitable to die, but he can die anywhere, except Kunlun. Why? It is rumored that Kunlun’s face is not left at all. Now they are wearing a pair of pants to persecute their young master. After this rape, they beat Kunlun Mountain in the face. At this time, I only need my brother Zhang to come forward Well, we have gained both face and reputation, don’t they look down on the Holy Lord in the world, let’s let them see what the Holy Lord’s majesty is.”

"Despicable power!" Brother Zhang's chopsticks hit the pony's head without warning.

"Sau Rui, Sao Rui, I'm not very educated, please forgive me."

"Master of Philosophy said that he is not well-educated, you really know it." The mouse sneered, then turned around and glanced at Yu Heng behind him: "Is this a little too cruel to him? Seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy."

"People have to grow up. You can't let him be manipulated by others all his life, right? What are we? This is to help others, and to be a hero based on interest." Xiao Ma plausibly said : "Don't be cruel now, and be more cruel in the future. Not only is it cruel, but he may even lose his life."

Little Brother Zhang scoffed at his wicked plan, but he also felt that it was not really wicked. If the situation was really as Xiao Ma said, it would be better to spread the problem than to cover it up. If the matter is true, Yuheng will have to face it sooner or later.

"Just do what you say, I'll go find Zhang Yao." Xiao Ma slapped his thigh and left.

Zhang Yao hasn't been running around these days. Isn't Chang'an Lane being renovated and maintained? Party A's father came down with 200 billion yuan and asked for only one, that is, the designer himself. She had to run here every day, bringing her odd men, Zhu Zhenzhen, Huang Die'er, and Zuo Danshuang, who regarded Brother Zhang as a canteen on the construction site.

Zhang Yao, who was wearing a hard hat outside and working as a supervisor, took out her spider robot without saying a word when she heard what Xiaoma described. What's more, she also took out a military version that was not put into use, a higher-end, It is more precise, quieter, more concealed, has a long battery life, and is smaller in size. It also has the function of synchronous recording of audio and video, and even a multi-point backup function. What is captured by a spider robot is stored in the memory cards of all robots within the signal range. There is a full set of content.

For this wicked spider robot with smoke, Zhang Yao directly gave a whole set, 36 pieces.In her words, this high-definition one means that the hairs of both of them can be clearly recorded without blurring at all.

"She's really a gossip." Brother Zhang looked at the spider robots in the box that were only the size of a little finger, and laughed helplessly: "This is a waste of money."

"No." Xiao Ma carefully squeezed a spider robot and stood up: "It is said that a set of this thing costs several million more. It is a civilian version, and this is a military version. You can't buy it at all. This is someone else's Zhang Yao's core patented technology."

Brother Zhang nodded. Zhang Yao sold everything she could sell for money, and there are less than three patents left in her hand, all of which are core patents. One of them is this robot technology, the most advanced in the world. The small unmanned detection technology is suitable for all weathers and all terrains, and it is one of the technologies that the beautiful country is trying to get.And for this gossip, Sister Yao'er's mother's secrecy regulations are ignored.

"How?"

While the mouse was asking questions, suddenly those little spiders came alive, and Zhang Yao's voice came from above: "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of the rest."

Then I saw this group of scalp-numbing metal spiders crawling out of the box silently with long legs like real creatures, and then crawled along the wall to the spirit illusion in the backyard, halfway through Zhang Yao's voice suddenly rang out in the backyard: "Don't shoot! Damn, don't shoot!"

Xiao Ma hurried over and found that Da Huang was squatting on the window sill and patting the robot with his paws. There were already two people in front of him who had been photographed in disarray.

"It's over." Xiao Ma pointed to the wreckage of the robot on the ground: "You pay, one more than 30."

Rhubarb exploded on the spot. With a meow, he ran up to the roof and disappeared. Xiao Ma pointed at the roof and cursed: "You can run away as a monk but not the temple. I advise you to surrender as soon as possible and strive for leniency."

"Forget it, it's my fault too. I know it owes me a hand, I should say hello in advance." Zhang Yao's voice came from one of the little spiders: "I'm going to pass now, you guys get out of the way, I'm going to activate the illusion .”

The fantasy scene switched, and the little spider came to the top of Kunlun after passing through it. Because the mouse had been there before, Zhang Yao could easily locate the direction there. With the help of the mouse, this group of little spiders easily penetrated. Passed the barrier and entered the territory of Yuxu, and carried out signal transmission through the characteristics of the spirit illusion
After entering, the spider robots dispersed quickly, and then Zhang Yao began to operate them one by one to enter different rooms, and finally found Miss Ningshuang's bedroom after a long search.

Then the remaining robots quickly entered the room in batches, and then lurked in all unexpected corners, some in the gaps of the furniture, some on the tiles, and some in the wood carving texture on the head of the bed , and even a robot climbed on the metal decorations on the bed.

To be honest, with this degree of concealment, you can’t really see what it is when you walk in front of it. Although this thing is very fragile, because it is made of glass fiber material, it can increase its concealment through mimic technology, and directly switch to In a concealed state, it does not reflect light and the refractive index of light is extremely small, and there is no electricity on the Kunlun. What is the concept of no electricity, that is, it is impossible to see at night!

"My God, this angle, it's too clear."

Through the linked display screen, the mice in the small restaurant could clearly see all the details of Miss Ningshuang's boudoir, even whether the hair under the bed is straight or curly, and they can also adjust the focus... …

"You dirty robot is too powerful."

"Dirty robot?" Zhang Yao, who was sitting in the operating room outside, became anxious when she heard it: "This is a masterpiece of ergonomics, okay, it's just being used by you to do dirty things now, hurry up, don't look at it. Ling The Illusory Realm has been open for too long to be discovered."

After speaking, all the screens turned into snowflakes, and Zhang Yao should have switched the location of the spiritual illusion.The few people who found nothing to look at, all chatted there with obscene smiles on their faces, but Xiao Zhang didn't care about it. What he cares most now is why the beef he bought online two days ago didn't have a tracking number. You can check.

Just after dinner time, Xiao Ma hurried to find Zhang Yao.

"Are you sick? If you want to see it so much, you can search the website yourself. There is no one who starts work after eating, and there is a jet lag over there. Have you ever seen a sect leader who works before dark?" of?" Zhang Yao said to Xiao Ma like this.

"Then can't watch the live broadcast tonight?"

"You ask your mouse to open the door for you and send it to their room. Don't even look at it, you can hide in the cabinet. It's okay for you to take pictures with your mobile phone." Zhang Yao waved impatiently: "Don't delay I'm off work, besides, the battery and capacity inside are enough for [-] days of uninterrupted shooting, and there are face recognition and motion capture, the real battery life is definitely more than [-] days, what are you worried about?"

Although he was scolded, Xiao Ma thought about it and felt that it made sense. It is true that the time has not come yet, and it seems that he is not in a hurry.

But how should I put it, this matter is like an itch that hangs in my heart, and I feel uncomfortable if I don’t think about it every day. Although it’s just someone else’s gossip, in this uninterrupted fantasy, Xiao Ma is almost as close as Yu Yu. Heng empathized, and felt that his hair had turned green.

Of course, Yuheng doesn't know anything, and no one has told him now, he just goes to and from work every day, and then learns to cook from Xu Wei, and occasionally thinks of his proton identity, and suddenly becomes very emo, leaning against the wall He muttered such words as "time is not for people to forget to cry, but to get used to pain" and "the north wind blows, the yellow leaves fall, and the hardships in a foreign land are only for the dreamer", because he was beaten eight times by rhubarb, But he didn't change it, and it got worse. Now Rhubarb watched him walk around, for fear that he would pop up some emo quotations of middle-aged people on the Internet after offending him.

But he’s been better these days, because he didn’t know where he knew that reciting poems can be more emotional, so when he was free, he would stand at the window and look out, muttering something softly, “The boat is full of clear dreams and the stars are pressing down on the river.” "It comes from the poem "The bright moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world shares this moment".

At this moment, Chen Shi has been discharged from the hospital, and he has returned to his previous attitude of coming to drink a little wine every day. It just so happens that the place where Yu Heng recites poems is less than [-] centimeters away from Chen Shi's favorite place. When he heard him talking, he would curse at people, and then raised his head and asked the people around him if he could kill him.

But in the end, Chen Shi is an old senior, so it is not easy to have the same knowledge as this person. In the end, the first person who asked Chen Shi to move without using violence appeared in Chang'an Alley. He asked Chen Shi to move from his favorite window to the window. On the bench in the far corner on the left, an invisible man came.

"He's pretty poor, too."

One day Xu Wei lay on the counter and watched Yuheng leaning against the window with a broom in his arms and watching the pattering rain outside. The weather forecast said that there would be snow tomorrow, and it seemed that his condition would become more serious when it snowed.

"Poor Hammer, that's what he did. Now I understand that his senior sister would rather have a political marriage than play with him. Isn't that sick?" The mouse was holding a stick with half of it still on it. Sausage: "By the way, why hasn't Thunder Dragon's body arrived yet? Did someone abscond with the money?"

"No, Daoist Taiyi sent me a message before that he is refining now, and he will wait for ninety-nine and eighty-one days. I wonder if it will be spring." Lei Long smiled: "I think it will be time to change My name is Chunlong, what do you think?"

"You can call me Chunbag, you deserve it." The mouse cursed, turned and opened the door and went out: "Go home and sleep."

(End of this chapter)