What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 304 A Good Neighbor in the Solar System

If you want to choose who in this world is carrying the most terrifying curse, it must be Xiao Zhang, because almost all the gods who respect him want him to die, because only after he dies, those gods can reunite. Stepping on people's bodies to make dominion, king's power granted by God, and the proud son of heaven are actually such a set of ways to play.

So if there is a button placed in front of those gods and Buddhas who respect and obey Xiao Zhang, as long as he presses it, Xiao Zhang will die once, guess how many times they can press it in one night?

But unfortunately, they can only think about it, and then they will evolve various behaviors around him. This kind of behavior is like a political organization, and different personnel and parties revolve around His Majesty the Emperor. various political struggles.

Although there is no clear code of conduct, and there is no need to pay special compliments to the emperor on the surface, the intrigue between them is no less than the struggle of human beings in any period.

And this time, brother Xiao Zhang certainly doesn't care, but if you let it go, more and more people will start to pull the banner and rely on depriving others of their interests to strengthen themselves, so this kind of thing is Not to be indulged.

"That's the way it is, but since this matter itself has something to do with us, we will also compensate you for some of your losses, but please understand clearly that this matter itself has nothing to do with the Holy Lord. , but a continuum of connections due to our actions."

After the pony in charge of foreign affairs sat there and finished speaking, he pushed out some documents, which were in the common language of the Sea Clan, and the content was probably about a series of compensation issues for the twelve spirits to the Eight Sea Clans. It was a very fierce move.

Because the compensation is mainly focused on the infrastructure of the major sea tribes, which are what they urgently need, such as network problems, food problems, housing problems, and education problems. It is not so much compensation as the twelve spirits. Point-to-point assistance from the Eight Sea Clans.

It lasted for about ten years and successively invested about 400 billion to improve the overall living standards of the Bahai Clan, and also promised to open the trade network between the Sea Clan and the human world, so that the goods of the Bahai Clan can be circulated to the human world in exchange for them. supplies needed.

"And the Holy Master also asked me to give you a message. If you encounter trouble one day, you can contact the Twelve Spirits at any time. The Twelve Spirits will definitely do their best to help you." Xiao Ma distributed his contact information to the seas In the hands of the representative of the family: "The agreement will take effect immediately after you sign it, and the network coverage can be completed within three months."

The reason why this move is fierce is that as soon as this agreement is signed, the influence of the Fox Clan on the Sea Clan will drop to the bottom, and it will be replaced by the close relationship between the Twelve Spirits and the Sea Clan. Bread, but the things that the twelve spirits gave were actually what they needed.

The Sea Clan is not stupid, they naturally know how to choose allies.

After the meeting, Xiao Ma was sorting out the documents signed by the Sea Clan, when he suddenly heard a rustling sound behind him, he turned his head subconsciously, but saw the Queen of the Di people swimming around like a snake and came to Xiao Ma .

"Hello Queen." The pony immediately performed the etiquette of the sea tribe to the queen of the Di people.

"it is good."

Queen Diren responded, and then sat on the chair closest to the pony, looking at the pony with one hand on her chin, and although the pony was sorting out and checking the documents, she could always feel a bunch of eyes The light on him made him feel uncomfortable all over.

"Your Majesty, what can I do?"

"No." Queen Di Ren looked at him with a smile on her chin: "I'll just look at you."

The pony paused, then slowly raised his head, looked at the queen of the Di people who could be as tall as a floor, then blinked quickly, smiled dryly at her, and then dared not speak.

To be honest, Queen Diren is very beautiful. She has fair skin, eyes like sea blue gemstones, and her face is very delicate. When she is sitting there, her body is so beautiful that even the most famous sculptor can't completely engrave her. The beauty of her, especially the delicate long hair, which goes around the front of her shoulders, covering half of her proud figure, if...in fact...it's not impossible.

It's just that she's too big, she sits [-] meters high, and the tail of the upper and lower body is more than [-] meters. This is a bit too exaggerated for a normal adult male. This is no longer a question of whether it can be done, but whether it can be done. The problem.In cases where the size difference is too large, a man's self-esteem can be completely destroyed.

"I know you."

"It's an honor." Pony replied with a smile, "To be known by Her Majesty the Queen."

Queen Diren didn't care about Xiao Ma's politeness: "Do you want to play with me? I know a merman who can do somersaults."

Xiao Ma raised her head and looked at Her Majesty the Queen. She always felt that she had heard this trick before. Anyway, it was the cat who did somersault last time...

"No, Your Majesty. I still have a lot of work here." Xiao Ma smiled and said, "How about next time?"

"I haven't been to the human world yet, can you take me to see it?" Queen Di Ren said seriously: "I really want to see it."

The pony quickly adjusted his breathing, and then showed an awkward and helpless smile to the Queen of the Diren: "Your Majesty, if you go to the human world like this... it will cause riots."

The Diren queen glanced down at her own tail, then gestured at the pony's head, nodded after thinking for a while and said, "I see, I'm going to find the wizard right now."

After she finished speaking, she wandered away with a rustling voice, Xiao Ma finally breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the documents and ran away as if to escape.

He didn't see Queen Di Ren again for the next two days, and Xiao Ma finally felt a little relieved. He had already dealt with the matters of the Hai Clan, and then ran away overnight to the Dragon Clan.

The Dragon Clan is very powerful, they are so arrogant, and people at Xiaoma's level, they don't even know how to glance at them, but the problem is that when Xiaoma passes by, they can bring Jin Mei, the three main gods of the mountain and sea world, with them. The most favored Xingxian went together. Xingxian is a female official rather than an ordinary female fairy, and her rank is very high. Her appearance directly leveled Xiaoma's status to the same position as the four dragon gods.

Seeing the Dragon of Four Seasons, Xiao Ma's posture was also very low, and because of the participation of Fairy Xing, the Dragon God did not show their arrogance too much, although they were somewhat indifferent.

Of course Xiao Ma wanted to fulfill his duties. He first explained what happened before, and then reported to the dragon gods about the cooperation between the twelve spirits and the Eight Sea Clans. After all, the Eight Sea Clans are members of the Dragon Clan. Explanation and debriefing are a must.

"The fox family is indeed not honest, we know these things."

The boss of the Four Seasons Dragon is Chunlong. After reading Xiao Ma's plan, he said very seriously: "We know what you think. The Dragon Clan promises not to accept any invitation from the Fox Clan, but we have a condition."

"Please speak."

The level of the dragon god is really high, second only to the main god level, and it is a race with real power. It is definitely not comparable to those races with only a name, so Xiao Ma has become very polite at this moment.

"The contact person here, we need to change from Ma Tahua to Wenying." Chunlong looked up at Ma Tahua: "What do you think?"

"Okay, okay!" Pony nodded hurriedly: "I'll change it right away, I'll change it right away."

Xiao Ma laughed in his heart, contacting people is the hardest job, he belongs to the person who wipes other people's ass and has to be scolded here, he hates being a liaison officer the most, and now someone actually asks to contact Changed to Thunder Dragon, he really wanted to rush up and slap Spring Dragon on the face.

He didn't expect that the dragon clan that he thought was the most difficult to deal with was actually the smoothest. After replacing the contact person with Thunder Dragon, he agreed to whatever the dragon clan said, whether it was to jointly sanction the fox clan or shut down the relationship between the dragon clan and the fox clan. Communication channels and more.

And just when he was planning to leave the mountain and sea world to go to the Hope Protoss, he originally planned to leave from the teleportation point next to Jianmu, but just after he passed, he found that the Queen of the Di people was sitting next to her, and the fish body under her had changed It has become a human foot, the scales have disappeared, and even the height has shrunk to only 1.8 meters. Although 1.8 meters is still very big for a woman in the eyes of normal people, this is no longer the kind of big girl with a height of more than one floor. Only sister.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty?"

The pony was startled by the sudden appearance of the Queen of the Di people, he took two steps back and laughed a few times: "This is your Majesty?"

He raised his chin in the Diren female dynasty: "I want to go to the human world to investigate. I heard that you humans like to take kickbacks. I want to supervise it myself."

Xiao Ma doesn't know where this eldest sister learned the words on the spur of the moment. Anyway, her appearance shows that she is trying to deceive people. Her demeanor is too easy to be seen by others. I don't know what their criteria are for choosing the emperor. Anyway, on the human side, such an emperor would be killed by powerful ministers.

"Did you drink the magic water that can't speak after you become a human, and it will turn into foam when you speak. You just talked, it's very dangerous."

"No, our wizard is very powerful, there won't be such a strange thing. Let's go, take me to the human world."

This eldest sister is a bit unreasonable, but she is the king after all, so Xiao Ma can't say anything, so he laughed a few times: "Your Majesty, I still have something to do now, how about a few days?"

"In a few days."

"Well, in a few days."

"How many days is that?"

Xiao Ma was taken aback, he never expected that Her Majesty the Queen is still straight-hearted, the most difficult thing to deal with is to meet this kind of contestant who politely said "Have you eaten?" and directly answered "Haven't eaten". It's hard for a pony to ride a tiger.

He said for a few days, that is the next time, and the queen said for a few days, that is to make a date.

Looking at His Majesty's eyes as he waited for an answer, Xiao Ma sighed silently in his heart, and said in a low voice, "Then it will be a few days."

"But how many days will it be?"

"Ten days! Ten days is all right?"

"Okay, ten days." After speaking, Her Majesty turned around and disappeared into the water with a bang.

Xiao Ma was scratching his head and scratching his head. He is really not good at dealing with this kind of thing. It would be great if Ying came here. I guess Nass can make this kind of queen who doesn't look very smart in just a few words. Five fans and three ideas.

But it’s not a problem to think about it here. Xiao Ma still has to meet the Atlantis Protoss and the Sea King. When the fox tribe is ready for the second war, they will probably do something again.

At the same time, the Fox King has already found Chang'an Lane angrily. He wanted to see the Holy Master but was told by Rhubarb that the Holy Master was not at home on a business trip.

"He said yesterday that he was going to see a friend today, and he didn't say when he would be back." Xu Wei explained to the Fox King, "Why don't you give him a call?"

The Fox King let out a hey and stood up to say goodbye, but judging from the back of his departure, he was obviously in a hurry, but the problem is that the Holy Master doesn't see him at all, and there is not even a single person in Chang'an Lane who can talk to him, except to go to Apart from the leopard head, there are no heavyweights.

And Leopard Head has already left the Mountain and Sea Realm, and has become the God Realm of West Kunlun. His fox clan and Leopard Head are not easy to deal with, so... going to find Leopard Head now is tantamount to humiliating himself.

As for where Brother Zhang is now, he is indeed visiting a friend, but this friend is a little far away from Chang'an Lane, about four light-years away from the Samsung Centauri, which is the hometown of the Trisolarans in the novel.

There are actually no Trisolarans here, but the cousins ​​of humans on Earth, the home of Proxima Centauri. Proxima Centauri has almost the same DNA sequence as humans, but has much more technological capabilities than Earth, and is also a society with a high-level military system. What's even more strange is that they are still an imperial society.

And the person responsible for receiving Xiao Zhang, a friend who came from afar, is the centaur civilization emperor of this generation. He has a very long name, but he loves human civilization and gave himself a very frustrating Chinese name and English name. name.

"I have an idea, which is to build a DNA library of Proxima Centauri on my cousin Earth." The Centaur Civilization Emperor sat in front of a game of Go and said worryingly: "We are almost at the end, young people don't want to have children, and the Human Ethics Committee has yet to return. Don't agree to cloning and mechanical reproduction, and in 150 years, we're done."

Brother Zhang took a sip from his water glass, then frowned and glanced at the drink in the glass: "How can you be sure that young human beings are willing to have children."

"Oh, then let's finish it together." His Majesty said deeply, "That's good, at least we are not alone anymore. But this time you unexpectedly paid a surprise visit. Let me guess why?"

"Hiding people." Brother Zhang didn't talk nonsense: "I will hide here for a few days."

"Hahaha, emotional debt?"

"No, I'm not very good at dealing with human relationships." Brother Zhang turned his head and glanced: "By the way, I'll take a look at your problem here."

"Everything about me is fine, except that young people are not willing to have children." His Majesty the Centaur sighed and said, "I really don't understand why the guardian was born on the earth. It would be better if it were here with me."

"Is there a difference?"

"Then if I ask you to take me around in another world, will you refuse?"

"That's not true." Xiao Zhang laughed and said, "Your drinks are too sweet, it's not good for your health."

The centaur emperor waved his hand and said, "If you drink it sweet, it means that your body is very young. This is an adaptive drink, and the sweetness you drink corresponds to all aspects of your body."

Brother Xiao Zhang wowed, picked up the drink again and looked at it for a while: "Tell me the recipe."

"Then you promise me that I will build a gene pool on Earth."

Brother Zhang shook his head, and then took out a watch, which densely recorded the basic situation in each parallel universe: "Why don't you go to another universe to see, I can open the door for you, but there must be prerequisites, and no colonization or plunder is allowed. No war is allowed."

"As long as I can have children, I can kneel down and kowtow to them, and start a war. Wars kill people. Do you know how many people are left in the centaur civilization?"

"How many?"

"From 440 billion 270 years ago, it has been falling all the way, and now there are only less than 70 billion people left, which is less than the population of the solar system civilization of the earth's cousin. I even started a war... The centaur civilization has long been out of barbarism Civilization sequence."

Little Brother Zhang groaned: "Then you should prepare, I will choose a suitable universe for you, and then open a permanent portal."

"Hey, it feels really great to have the main universe guardian as a backer, so I'm going to be a protoss over there. How long will it take?"

"It depends on how long you need, I can do it at any time. The 10370 universe is a semi-savage universe. The level of civilization is equivalent to 400 years before your first civilization revolution, which is equivalent to the Middle Ages on Earth. The population is about 15 billion. The world of middle and high-level force. It is very suitable for your current situation."

"Then what do I need to pay?"

Little Brother Zhang thought for a while, then shook his head after being silent for a while: "Send a team of scientific expeditions to help the earth deal with the upcoming catastrophes, the rest is nothing."

"Then, do I need to continue to carry out my... plan for superpowers?"

"Whatever, it's useless anyway." Xiao Zhang looked up after he settled down and said, "I'll be wandering around your place these few days, you don't have to worry about me, if you finish the preparations, just send me a message .”

"Good to say."

Afterwards, brother Zhang left this huge palace, and then strolled on the good neighbor of the earth, Proxima Centaur. His Majesty the Emperor gave him a lot of money, and the first thing he did was to enter the restaurant in the city. After all Because the cultural genes and even the taste are similar to the neighbors four light years away in all aspects, Brother Zhang didn’t even taste the appearance and taste of eating here. It’s just that they love sweets here, and Brother Zhang really can’t stand it. Live, it reminded him of the memory of traveling to ZJ one year, the egg white sheep tail that was always available, and now he has a psychological shadow after eating it.

And when Brother Zhang started the travel mode, all the upper echelons of the centaur civilization had been mobilized, and because this time they entered the backward civilization as an advanced civilization to carry out three branches and one support, almost all the armed forces who received the task Ships need to be refitted to remove weapons of mass destruction and avant-garde offensive weapons, leaving only a certain number of self-defense weapons, and the cargo ships are filled with daily necessities, medicines and various types of food.

Because this trip to the past is for immigration, for having children, and for ensuring the reproduction of the race, not for genocide.

(End of this chapter)