What to do with a full-scale life
Chapter 305
Chapter 305
"Do you like the sea?"
On the tenth day after Xiao Zhang disappeared, Xiao Ma also completed the task of traveling westward, and at this moment, the Fox King was looking for Xiao Zhang everywhere, almost every day, but every time he came, he got news. It's all the same, that is, I am not there, and I don't know where I went.And now he has been isolated by several giants in the mountain and sea world. All the original cooperation was either suppressed or turned over directly. The eight sea clans and the dragon clan even directly cut off the connection with the fox clan.And the giants have already started to pretend to be stupid, completely forgetting the verbal agreement they reached before.
The Fox King is not stupid, what he thinks in his heart is to become bigger and stronger, but now the dream of being bigger is shattered all of a sudden, and he has also received a ban from the Western Sea Clan, expressly prohibiting anyone from the Fox Clan from entering the Atlantic Ocean again , while the Western Protoss directly prohibits the foxes from entering any country, otherwise it will be regarded as a provocative act and they will resolutely fight back.
The Fox King can be said to be very anxious now. He knows that the only person who can solve the current predicament is Brother Zhang, but the problem is that Brother Zhang has never appeared since that day. It has been ten days now, but there is still no one. See his figure.
But different from the fox is the Queen of the Di Human Race. She found him ten days later according to the agreement with the pony. Wearing high heels is already as tall as a pony, but if she puts on high heels, she can reach a full 1.8 meters, and even Thunder Dragon has to raise her head to talk to her.
"It's okay. Actually, I don't like the smell of the sea, but the sea itself is still very beautiful."
Xiao Ma was still very polite to the Queen of the Di people. He didn't even ask her what her name was, but he had already endured the oppression of the 1.8 meters tall and started to take her shopping.
"Then I'll take you to the sea next time."
"it is good."
"I want to eat this!" Diren Queen pointed to an ice cream shop not far away: "I have never eaten."
Xiao Ma let out a listless oh, and then took the Queen of the Di Human Race to line up there, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance while queuing.
"Huh?" As soon as Xiao Ma turned around, he found a mouse in another line: "Why are you here?"
The mouse quickly covered its face with its hands, and tried to turn its back, but the pony was not so easy to fool, so he quickly stepped into the side of the team and looked up and down the mouse: "Can't you see, the leader of the Twelve Spirits Would you even eat this?"
The mouse glanced sideways, Xiao Ma followed his line of sight, and found a girl in shorts and a white vest was talking on the phone with a very motorcycle accent, and she looked very familiar, Xiao Ma thought for a while Suddenly he slapped his forehead: "My dear, Hei Guanyin... You are dating Hei Guanyin, right? You are a picky eater! I'm going to sue my eldest sister."
And at this moment, the big queen came up, grabbed a chocolate bean and stuffed it into the pony's mouth, but the mouse was taken aback, and turned its head to see the girl with long legs, big breasts, and everything beside the pony , was silent for a long time, and then his eyes fixed on her sea blue eyes.
"Evened out."
"I'm an official! Do you understand official affairs?" Xiao Ma protested, "This is diplomacy... diplomacy!!"
The mouse laughed dryly, but didn't say anything. It just lowered the brim of its baseball cap, bought two strawberry ice creams, and left in a hurry. However, the pony found that the two of them were wearing the same baseball cap.
It's disgusting...
When it was Pony's turn, the clerk asked him what style he wanted, and he pointed at the Diren Queen, "Just enough to feed pigs."
After that, Queen Diren walked down the street with a large family rice bucket in her arms. The five liters of ice cream was as eye-catching as her figure, and Queen Diren didn't care about other people's eyes, she just picked it up with a spoon. I ate the ice cream I was eating, covered my forehead and yelled twice after eating two bites, looking very happy.
Xiao Ma let out a long sigh, feeling helpless in his heart.
Although she is obviously the aggressive queen of the Di people, she eventually sank into the video game city of catching dolls. She plunged into it and never came out again, and she didn't look like a queen at all. temper, and if the pony is caught by her, she will jump up for joy, like a child who has never seen the world, and even stand in front of the doll king who has caught a lot of dolls and watch him count dolls , and many little brothers can't stand her eyes, so they will give her a few.
This is probably the advantage of being good-looking, or... It's her large frame that brings enough oppression to people.
At noon, Xiao Ma invited her to a river seafood shop, and the Di Ren queen, who was used to eating seafood, didn't like river seafood very much, but she loved noodles very much. , handmade dumpling skins, anyway, all the pasta that he could see was swept away by him. Xiao Ma ate meat and she ate noodles, and she ate a lot. Catty to eat.
Xiao Ma was not in a hurry, but just quietly played with his mobile phone while she was eating, and he didn't ask until the big queen opposite him burped, "Is Your Majesty full?"
Both hands of the big queen were greasy, but she still stroked her chest with difficulty, indicating that she had eaten her throat.
And when they were sitting there resting, the table next to them had just been vacated, and then a lively petite girl was sitting there. Come over with a drink.
The two deliberately walked in opposite directions just now, but who would have thought that they would meet again after going around half the city.
The more acquaintances at this moment, the more embarrassing it is, but the problem is that on the one hand, Hei Guanyin called and punched in this restaurant, and on the other hand, Queen Diren couldn't walk a step, and she was about to vomit.
So the two of them can only pretend that they don't know each other, what should they do.
"Hey, isn't this who you are?" Hei Guanyin suddenly pointed to the pony and said to the mouse: "You people of the twelve spirits."
"got the wrong person!"
Pony and Mouse denied it in unison. Hei Guanyin frowned and looked at the two people, and then maybe thought that the twelve spirits were so sick, and they didn't know Pony very well, so they didn't bother to care about it. .
But the girl opposite him is really attractive. Hei Guanyin looked around and then wowed. She wowed when she saw the long legs, wowed when she saw the small waist, and wowed when she saw the big profile. One sound, even when she saw someone's blue eyes, she would also make a sound.
"Look, look..." Hei Guanyin kept kicking the mouse: "Look at her, she must be 1.8 meters! Look at her legs!!! Oh my god! Look good."
Pony pursed her lips and looked at Hei Guanyin who was making a fuss, then turned to the mouse and said, "Why is she so noisy? You can't take care of it?"
The mouse didn't answer, just ate a bowl of rice with his head down, while Hei Guanyin stared at the pony with wide eyes: "How dare you?"
Xiao Ma weighed his combat power in his heart, and based on the configuration on the spot, let alone whether the trash of the mouse would help, even if he helped, adding him and Queen Diren might not be enough to beat Hei Guanyin...
Wanting to understand this point, Xiao Ma suddenly wiped the chili in the corner of his eyes, stood up with tears in his eyes, and grabbed the mouse by the sleeve: "Husband...look at her! Husband!!! You talk!"
The mouse almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of food, but everyone around him turned their attention to him, but Xiao Ma didn't care at all. He put one hand on his hip, pointed at the mouse with one hand, and used that kind of bitch chirping. Shouted in a tone of voice: "Everyone, come and comment. This scumbag said he would love me forever. Today he lied to me about working overtime, but brought a girl to dinner. If my best friend didn't bring me here, I still wouldn't believe it. Everyone give I judge it!"
After he finished speaking, he squatted on the ground with his face covered, and cried loudly, sobbing while crying. Tears gushed out from between his fingers crazily, and fell on the ground tick-tock.
The people next to him were videotaped, photographed, and live broadcasted, while Mouse and Hei Guanyin sat there for a long time and failed to react.
"Husband... If you don't love me, I'll die for you!" Xiao Ma said, pulling up the Diren Queen and running away, leaving Mouse and Hei Guanyin there, making him want to die.
And after Xiao Ma ran out, he rushed to the bathroom to wash his eyes, and after washing, he cursed and said, "Damn it, the chef of that stir-fry must be from Jiangxi, the chili shell is so spicy, I'm so fucking..."
After he cleaned it up, he saw the Diren Queen looking at him at a glance, and the pony looked at her brightly, and spread his hands: "As a person, I don't suffer if I eat sweets and spicy food."
When Queen Di Ren saw his appearance, she leaned forward and back together with a smile: "You looked so silly just now."
"Just be stupid, I can't beat her, and I can't get sick of her." Pony flicked his sleeves: "Let's go, I'll take you to the amusement park this afternoon."
Queen Di Ren nodded again and again, and then said: "When can we install the network for us, I also want to use a mobile phone."
"Pretend, just pretend. I have already sent a message to the people in the technical department, and they will come to the door soon."
The technical department that Xiao Ma said was actually Zhang Yao, because the three branches and one support plan for the mountain and sea world were funded by the Holy Master Fund, so Zhang Yao, who was in retreat, immediately organized relevant personnel to start planning, and this The first thing is the problem of connecting to the network. The difficulty is really not high. You only need to apply for a network access interface from the operator, and the rest can easily complete the connection between the two worlds. Limitation troubles.
And when Xiao Ma was tossing the rats, the elderly group in London also encountered a problem, that is, have all the collections of the Great Museum been released some time ago, there are not only all kinds of artifacts here , and various sealed evil spirits.
Now London has entered a state of curfew, and they are not allowed to go out after [-]:[-] pm, but they are tourists, what is it that tourists can't go out, so they sneak out to drink, but they are attacked by evil spirits.
Those evil spirits generally attack indiscriminately. They may not have any malicious intentions. The basic process is possession, exorcism, and running away. A silver-haired old lady in the old man and old lady tour group.
But who would have thought that this white-haired old lady was actually one of the famous four masters in the Jianghu back then.When did the evil spirit see this battle, and was chased away, but was finally chased by the old lady to one of the temples of the Magic Federation.
There are only two possibilities for an evil spirit to enter the temple. One possibility is that the evil spirit is extremely powerful and terrifying, and has reached the state of selflessness.Another possibility is that someone is raising these evil spirits for the purpose... Hehe, in ancient times there was a tradition of cooking cunning rabbits and running dogs. The dog is useless.
Killing and not stopping is the way to get along, even if you find an excuse, some evil spirits will be created without evil spirits. This is a business in ancient and modern times, but this business has never been done. Who will be silenced.
What about tourists, what about foreigners?So the Magic Federation immediately appeared and attacked the silver-haired old lady. Although she escaped in the end, she was old and her body was not as good as before. Excessive exercise caused her internal injuries and her cultivation was almost completely disabled.
But that's it, the other party didn't seem to intend to let her go, quietly came to the place where she lived, planning to use the hell three-headed dog to take her life.
But as soon as the hell three-headed dog entered the hotel where they were staying, it screamed and rushed out of the door, and ran away without a trace. Then a centipede as thick as two people hugged came out, and then the centipede flew away one by one. He rushed forward and knocked the two magicians who were controlling the three-headed hellhound to the ground.
One ran away, and the other lost breath on the spot because the back of his head hit the ground first.When the police came to adjust the surveillance the next day, they could only see the two people in the surveillance video first posing strange poses in front of the camera, like dancing, and then the two fell to the ground without warning. One got up and ran, but the other one was motionless, and this motionless one was the dead in front of them.
In the eyes of ordinary people, this is just an ordinary supernatural event, but this incident has become the trigger for the war between the senior group and the Magic Federation.
On the second day, the tour guide actually felt that the atmosphere was not right, and the elderly group who had lunch returned to their rooms one after another. They opened their luggage very tacitly, and took out their belongings from the bottom of the box. glorious past.
"This glove was a gift from my wife back then." Lao Feng sat on the balcony with a pair of leather gloves on his hands: "It's incomparable to those of their group, but it's my The most handy guy."
Chen Shi leaned beside him, picked up the wine gourd and took a sip: "I don't need a sword."
After finishing speaking, he hung the wine gourd around his waist, and then patted the gourd that had accompanied him for most of his life: "It is enough for me."
In another room, Old Zhou was the oldest. He sat there and slowly removed all the support rods of the suitcase, and then put them together. Then, with a hook of his fingers, a gun head The rag came out, he pinched the end of the gun, clicked and twisted it on the barrel, and a Zhangba long gun suddenly appeared. He patted the long gun with a smile: "Old man, it's been 30 years."
The barrel of the gun hummed like a dragon chant.
(End of this chapter)
"Do you like the sea?"
On the tenth day after Xiao Zhang disappeared, Xiao Ma also completed the task of traveling westward, and at this moment, the Fox King was looking for Xiao Zhang everywhere, almost every day, but every time he came, he got news. It's all the same, that is, I am not there, and I don't know where I went.And now he has been isolated by several giants in the mountain and sea world. All the original cooperation was either suppressed or turned over directly. The eight sea clans and the dragon clan even directly cut off the connection with the fox clan.And the giants have already started to pretend to be stupid, completely forgetting the verbal agreement they reached before.
The Fox King is not stupid, what he thinks in his heart is to become bigger and stronger, but now the dream of being bigger is shattered all of a sudden, and he has also received a ban from the Western Sea Clan, expressly prohibiting anyone from the Fox Clan from entering the Atlantic Ocean again , while the Western Protoss directly prohibits the foxes from entering any country, otherwise it will be regarded as a provocative act and they will resolutely fight back.
The Fox King can be said to be very anxious now. He knows that the only person who can solve the current predicament is Brother Zhang, but the problem is that Brother Zhang has never appeared since that day. It has been ten days now, but there is still no one. See his figure.
But different from the fox is the Queen of the Di Human Race. She found him ten days later according to the agreement with the pony. Wearing high heels is already as tall as a pony, but if she puts on high heels, she can reach a full 1.8 meters, and even Thunder Dragon has to raise her head to talk to her.
"It's okay. Actually, I don't like the smell of the sea, but the sea itself is still very beautiful."
Xiao Ma was still very polite to the Queen of the Di people. He didn't even ask her what her name was, but he had already endured the oppression of the 1.8 meters tall and started to take her shopping.
"Then I'll take you to the sea next time."
"it is good."
"I want to eat this!" Diren Queen pointed to an ice cream shop not far away: "I have never eaten."
Xiao Ma let out a listless oh, and then took the Queen of the Di Human Race to line up there, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance while queuing.
"Huh?" As soon as Xiao Ma turned around, he found a mouse in another line: "Why are you here?"
The mouse quickly covered its face with its hands, and tried to turn its back, but the pony was not so easy to fool, so he quickly stepped into the side of the team and looked up and down the mouse: "Can't you see, the leader of the Twelve Spirits Would you even eat this?"
The mouse glanced sideways, Xiao Ma followed his line of sight, and found a girl in shorts and a white vest was talking on the phone with a very motorcycle accent, and she looked very familiar, Xiao Ma thought for a while Suddenly he slapped his forehead: "My dear, Hei Guanyin... You are dating Hei Guanyin, right? You are a picky eater! I'm going to sue my eldest sister."
And at this moment, the big queen came up, grabbed a chocolate bean and stuffed it into the pony's mouth, but the mouse was taken aback, and turned its head to see the girl with long legs, big breasts, and everything beside the pony , was silent for a long time, and then his eyes fixed on her sea blue eyes.
"Evened out."
"I'm an official! Do you understand official affairs?" Xiao Ma protested, "This is diplomacy... diplomacy!!"
The mouse laughed dryly, but didn't say anything. It just lowered the brim of its baseball cap, bought two strawberry ice creams, and left in a hurry. However, the pony found that the two of them were wearing the same baseball cap.
It's disgusting...
When it was Pony's turn, the clerk asked him what style he wanted, and he pointed at the Diren Queen, "Just enough to feed pigs."
After that, Queen Diren walked down the street with a large family rice bucket in her arms. The five liters of ice cream was as eye-catching as her figure, and Queen Diren didn't care about other people's eyes, she just picked it up with a spoon. I ate the ice cream I was eating, covered my forehead and yelled twice after eating two bites, looking very happy.
Xiao Ma let out a long sigh, feeling helpless in his heart.
Although she is obviously the aggressive queen of the Di people, she eventually sank into the video game city of catching dolls. She plunged into it and never came out again, and she didn't look like a queen at all. temper, and if the pony is caught by her, she will jump up for joy, like a child who has never seen the world, and even stand in front of the doll king who has caught a lot of dolls and watch him count dolls , and many little brothers can't stand her eyes, so they will give her a few.
This is probably the advantage of being good-looking, or... It's her large frame that brings enough oppression to people.
At noon, Xiao Ma invited her to a river seafood shop, and the Di Ren queen, who was used to eating seafood, didn't like river seafood very much, but she loved noodles very much. , handmade dumpling skins, anyway, all the pasta that he could see was swept away by him. Xiao Ma ate meat and she ate noodles, and she ate a lot. Catty to eat.
Xiao Ma was not in a hurry, but just quietly played with his mobile phone while she was eating, and he didn't ask until the big queen opposite him burped, "Is Your Majesty full?"
Both hands of the big queen were greasy, but she still stroked her chest with difficulty, indicating that she had eaten her throat.
And when they were sitting there resting, the table next to them had just been vacated, and then a lively petite girl was sitting there. Come over with a drink.
The two deliberately walked in opposite directions just now, but who would have thought that they would meet again after going around half the city.
The more acquaintances at this moment, the more embarrassing it is, but the problem is that on the one hand, Hei Guanyin called and punched in this restaurant, and on the other hand, Queen Diren couldn't walk a step, and she was about to vomit.
So the two of them can only pretend that they don't know each other, what should they do.
"Hey, isn't this who you are?" Hei Guanyin suddenly pointed to the pony and said to the mouse: "You people of the twelve spirits."
"got the wrong person!"
Pony and Mouse denied it in unison. Hei Guanyin frowned and looked at the two people, and then maybe thought that the twelve spirits were so sick, and they didn't know Pony very well, so they didn't bother to care about it. .
But the girl opposite him is really attractive. Hei Guanyin looked around and then wowed. She wowed when she saw the long legs, wowed when she saw the small waist, and wowed when she saw the big profile. One sound, even when she saw someone's blue eyes, she would also make a sound.
"Look, look..." Hei Guanyin kept kicking the mouse: "Look at her, she must be 1.8 meters! Look at her legs!!! Oh my god! Look good."
Pony pursed her lips and looked at Hei Guanyin who was making a fuss, then turned to the mouse and said, "Why is she so noisy? You can't take care of it?"
The mouse didn't answer, just ate a bowl of rice with his head down, while Hei Guanyin stared at the pony with wide eyes: "How dare you?"
Xiao Ma weighed his combat power in his heart, and based on the configuration on the spot, let alone whether the trash of the mouse would help, even if he helped, adding him and Queen Diren might not be enough to beat Hei Guanyin...
Wanting to understand this point, Xiao Ma suddenly wiped the chili in the corner of his eyes, stood up with tears in his eyes, and grabbed the mouse by the sleeve: "Husband...look at her! Husband!!! You talk!"
The mouse almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of food, but everyone around him turned their attention to him, but Xiao Ma didn't care at all. He put one hand on his hip, pointed at the mouse with one hand, and used that kind of bitch chirping. Shouted in a tone of voice: "Everyone, come and comment. This scumbag said he would love me forever. Today he lied to me about working overtime, but brought a girl to dinner. If my best friend didn't bring me here, I still wouldn't believe it. Everyone give I judge it!"
After he finished speaking, he squatted on the ground with his face covered, and cried loudly, sobbing while crying. Tears gushed out from between his fingers crazily, and fell on the ground tick-tock.
The people next to him were videotaped, photographed, and live broadcasted, while Mouse and Hei Guanyin sat there for a long time and failed to react.
"Husband... If you don't love me, I'll die for you!" Xiao Ma said, pulling up the Diren Queen and running away, leaving Mouse and Hei Guanyin there, making him want to die.
And after Xiao Ma ran out, he rushed to the bathroom to wash his eyes, and after washing, he cursed and said, "Damn it, the chef of that stir-fry must be from Jiangxi, the chili shell is so spicy, I'm so fucking..."
After he cleaned it up, he saw the Diren Queen looking at him at a glance, and the pony looked at her brightly, and spread his hands: "As a person, I don't suffer if I eat sweets and spicy food."
When Queen Di Ren saw his appearance, she leaned forward and back together with a smile: "You looked so silly just now."
"Just be stupid, I can't beat her, and I can't get sick of her." Pony flicked his sleeves: "Let's go, I'll take you to the amusement park this afternoon."
Queen Di Ren nodded again and again, and then said: "When can we install the network for us, I also want to use a mobile phone."
"Pretend, just pretend. I have already sent a message to the people in the technical department, and they will come to the door soon."
The technical department that Xiao Ma said was actually Zhang Yao, because the three branches and one support plan for the mountain and sea world were funded by the Holy Master Fund, so Zhang Yao, who was in retreat, immediately organized relevant personnel to start planning, and this The first thing is the problem of connecting to the network. The difficulty is really not high. You only need to apply for a network access interface from the operator, and the rest can easily complete the connection between the two worlds. Limitation troubles.
And when Xiao Ma was tossing the rats, the elderly group in London also encountered a problem, that is, have all the collections of the Great Museum been released some time ago, there are not only all kinds of artifacts here , and various sealed evil spirits.
Now London has entered a state of curfew, and they are not allowed to go out after [-]:[-] pm, but they are tourists, what is it that tourists can't go out, so they sneak out to drink, but they are attacked by evil spirits.
Those evil spirits generally attack indiscriminately. They may not have any malicious intentions. The basic process is possession, exorcism, and running away. A silver-haired old lady in the old man and old lady tour group.
But who would have thought that this white-haired old lady was actually one of the famous four masters in the Jianghu back then.When did the evil spirit see this battle, and was chased away, but was finally chased by the old lady to one of the temples of the Magic Federation.
There are only two possibilities for an evil spirit to enter the temple. One possibility is that the evil spirit is extremely powerful and terrifying, and has reached the state of selflessness.Another possibility is that someone is raising these evil spirits for the purpose... Hehe, in ancient times there was a tradition of cooking cunning rabbits and running dogs. The dog is useless.
Killing and not stopping is the way to get along, even if you find an excuse, some evil spirits will be created without evil spirits. This is a business in ancient and modern times, but this business has never been done. Who will be silenced.
What about tourists, what about foreigners?So the Magic Federation immediately appeared and attacked the silver-haired old lady. Although she escaped in the end, she was old and her body was not as good as before. Excessive exercise caused her internal injuries and her cultivation was almost completely disabled.
But that's it, the other party didn't seem to intend to let her go, quietly came to the place where she lived, planning to use the hell three-headed dog to take her life.
But as soon as the hell three-headed dog entered the hotel where they were staying, it screamed and rushed out of the door, and ran away without a trace. Then a centipede as thick as two people hugged came out, and then the centipede flew away one by one. He rushed forward and knocked the two magicians who were controlling the three-headed hellhound to the ground.
One ran away, and the other lost breath on the spot because the back of his head hit the ground first.When the police came to adjust the surveillance the next day, they could only see the two people in the surveillance video first posing strange poses in front of the camera, like dancing, and then the two fell to the ground without warning. One got up and ran, but the other one was motionless, and this motionless one was the dead in front of them.
In the eyes of ordinary people, this is just an ordinary supernatural event, but this incident has become the trigger for the war between the senior group and the Magic Federation.
On the second day, the tour guide actually felt that the atmosphere was not right, and the elderly group who had lunch returned to their rooms one after another. They opened their luggage very tacitly, and took out their belongings from the bottom of the box. glorious past.
"This glove was a gift from my wife back then." Lao Feng sat on the balcony with a pair of leather gloves on his hands: "It's incomparable to those of their group, but it's my The most handy guy."
Chen Shi leaned beside him, picked up the wine gourd and took a sip: "I don't need a sword."
After finishing speaking, he hung the wine gourd around his waist, and then patted the gourd that had accompanied him for most of his life: "It is enough for me."
In another room, Old Zhou was the oldest. He sat there and slowly removed all the support rods of the suitcase, and then put them together. Then, with a hook of his fingers, a gun head The rag came out, he pinched the end of the gun, clicked and twisted it on the barrel, and a Zhangba long gun suddenly appeared. He patted the long gun with a smile: "Old man, it's been 30 years."
The barrel of the gun hummed like a dragon chant.
(End of this chapter)
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