What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 380 Outrageous in the mundane

Chapter 380 Outrageous in the mundane
Lei Long had no choice but to go back and think of a solution. After all, the scene was not so good, so he had to leave the stage early on the grounds that he was unwell, and this little episode did not affect the atmosphere of the scene.

Miss Succubus looked very embarrassed, but Brother Zhang advised him not to think too much, and said that guy was a king of killing him, and he often messed around because of his body's invulnerability, but he never thought about being like a succubus at all. The existence of a demon, in essence, just mobilizes the body's natural reaction, causing the body's own endocrine to change, resulting in a series of special changes, so even a bront dragon's physique is unbearable in front of Miss Succubus hit.

However, this gave Xiao Zhang a new insight. It turns out that so many people in Europe used to capture succubi in the past. It was really useful. They are harmless stimulants, natural aphrodisiacs and no drugs. Addictive hallucinogens, although it is an inevitable consequence to have mental dependence on them, but it is already the greatest tenderness of the succubus ladies not to die.

"I'm really sorry..." Miss Succubus repeatedly apologized to Brother Zhang, then hurriedly pulled off the sleeves that Lei Long had just rolled up, and took out a pair of white gauze gloves and put them on: "It's all My fault, I shouldn't have exposed my skin."

Xiao Zhang smiled and waved his hands and said, "It's really okay."

After finishing speaking, brother Zhang even stretched out his hand to her: "Can... let me try? Just touch me and see."

Miss Succubus shook her head lightly: "No, I'm sorry."

"Forget it then." Little Brother Zhang didn't make it difficult for others: "Because I... forget it, you go to work."

In fact, Xiao Zhang is quite curious about what Thunder Dragon experienced. He has never experienced such a strong mood swing and such an excited state, but he guesses that Miss Succubus will not work for him. So he just mentioned something in passing, and it's fine if people don't agree.

However, it was precisely because of his brief conversation with Miss Succubus that he was questioned by passers-by members after all. After all, in the eyes of others, Miss Succubus spent far more time chatting with him than anyone else.

It's just that their cross-examination didn't yield any results. After all, Miss Succubus seemed to be very enthusiastic with everyone, but she kept a fairly restrained distance while being enthusiastic, which made people feel very puzzling.

According to the normal script, this sorority that eats, drinks, sings and sings will basically be a stagnant pool by this time, because everyone who sees each other has already added contact information, and after that it will be private contact time , there will be no more ripples in the public.

But who would have thought that there are some things in this world that are jaw-dropping. For example, when the passer-by group got nothing tonight and was about to leave early to eat oden next door, a person rushed in at the door with three classic dog-legged people. People, and then went straight to Miss Succubus angrily.

He was about to grab Miss Succubus's hand, but Miss Succubus pulled her hand back and was three meters away from him, and the man cried out in disbelief when he saw this scene: " Tingting, why am I sorry for you? Why did you come to this kind of place? This level is worthy of you? "

This kind of situation is very difficult to encounter in real life. After all, although there are many idiots, there are very few such blatant idiots. Although this person looks good, he almost tells everyone present This is a very rare top-level silly batch on the market.

And when Miss Succubus was yelled at by him, the degree of embarrassment was no less than when she suddenly found herself farting with soup and water on the subway in the morning rush hour. Order something to eat, but there will always be one or another idiot who comes and destroys it. Just sent one away, and now another one comes.

"I called you just now, why didn't you answer? I, Jiang Zifeng, have never treated a woman with such an attitude. Tingting, why don't you take another look at me?"

The plot above is very exaggerated, Brother Zhang stretched his neck to watch the excitement, it felt like watching a stage play, the people present were discussing a lot, and at this moment, the sudden actor came forward and wanted to learn that kind of The classic plot of snatching a marriage, intending to take Miss Succubus away in front of everyone.

He chased, she ran away, she couldn't fly...

"It seems that I have to play today."

Seeing this plot, which almost resembles the robbery of civilian girls, Sun Ze of the passerby group stood up and muttered, then took off his denim jacket, revealing the black elastic vest inside, who would have thought that this guy would spend all day in the office The physical education teacher playing poker and playing games has muscular muscles under the simple clothes that make countless people envious. Although this kind of waistcoat style has been out of fashion for a long time, if it suddenly appeared in the center of the stage at this time, it would be the same. Very eye-catching.

But it's a pity that before he finished warming up and was ready to go on stage, the teacher Sao Bao who was the most popular in the school just now had already gone up. He stopped in front of Miss Succubus and tried to start a theory, but he didn't know one thing at all, that is Those who are indulging in the beautiful illusion woven by the succubus can flout all the laws of the world because of her.

So this teacher Sao Bao got a punch when he went up, hit the bull's-eye, and immediately the bridge of his nose collapsed, bleeding profusely.

Seeing the blood, the scene became a little chaotic. At this time, Sun Ze stood up again: "It seems that I must be the one to play today."

After he finished speaking, he stepped forward, but just as he went up, he realized that he had come prepared today. The three classic dog-legged people behind him got entangled with Sun Ze when they went up. Someone called the police at the scene, but the time was not yet Quickly, Miss Succubus asked for help all over the place, but found that no one stood outside at the moment. After all, most of the people present were civil servants, and no one could compete with such a mad dog for an unfamiliar beautiful woman.

In the end, Miss Succubus hid behind Brother Zhang in a heartbroken way. Brother Zhang looked back at her, and Miss Succubus also looked up at him, her eyes full of pleading for help, and her hands like a helpless little girl. He worshiped there like a dog for a long time.

Brother Xiao Zhang smiled, and before he turned his head, he found that the strange Jiang Zifeng who was already on the top had come in front of him. He didn't see Brother Zhang at the moment, only Miss Succubus. Seeing Brother Zhang sitting there, he even wanted to use his hands Pull him.

It was too late to say that, suddenly a light and shadow flashed, and then I saw a red phantom descending from the sky, and his feet landed directly on Jiang Zifeng's shoulders, stomping him heavily to the ground, and then twisted his body, making him stand on the ground. Turned a few big circles on the ground, and formed a formula with one hand: "It's as firm as dirt."

As the hand formula took shape, the lights in the room flickered, and the irrational Jiang Zifeng had been bounced off the wall, his hands and feet were locked on top by the raised stone locks on the wall, making him look like a cross.

At this time, I took a closer look, but found that the person who came was a senior secret art teacher who came to the school to report some time ago. It seemed that his name was Tao Zhimo. The secret method teacher came, I don't know why she appeared here.

And Brother Zhang looked at it, isn't this Qing Lingzi...

Qing Lingzi was wearing a red T-shirt and jeans. She looked like a Wangzi milk. She looked expressionless and even murderous. After she took back the hand formula, a golden wheel of spells suddenly appeared behind her. , looks directly handsome.

"Holy..."

Before the words came out, brother Zhang stopped him with his eyes, and then Qing Lingzi smiled: "I'll take care of the rest."

After finishing speaking, he guided the spell to heal the bridge of the nose of Mr. Sao Bao, and then sealed Jiang Zifeng on the wall with his spiritual consciousness, and then turned his head to stare at Miss Succubus.

That was Qing Lingzi's eyes, Miss Succubus' calves were trembling, she wanted to back up but couldn't move her footsteps, but Qing Lingzi just threw down three talismans, then turned around and flew into the air, and disappeared with a ding.

Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips, and felt that Qing Lingzi was indeed handsome. Although her clothes were not very good, she was still handsome.

After Qing Lingzi disappeared, Miss Succubus sat down on the ground. She felt that she had collapsed, and she almost died after being glanced at by that woman just now... She has never seen such a scary person, it is simply terrifying.

As for why Qing Lingzi is here, the main reason is that Thunder Dragon sent him a message before he bowed his waist and left, asking him to come and guard the Holy Master. As for the reason, Thunder Dragon did not say, but the guardian of the Holy Lord does not need to be there. So Qing Lingzi came, and then the current scene appeared.

I have to say that Qing Lingzi's current appearance is really good-looking, and that can't be described as sassy. I have seen Brigitte Lin's version of Dongfang Invincible, that's the feeling. Just looking back is the whole world, and the more important thing is She is also a secret art teacher, an absolutely rare female secret art teacher. Her method of flying through the air with one hand and then flashing the light wheel, if you describe it as handsome, you can only say that you have no culture and can't think of other adjectives.

As for Miss Succubus, she has never seen a person of Qing Lingzi's level. It's not normal to be frightened by his eyes and lose consciousness. Qing Lingzi is one of the three ancestors of the earth fairy. A dozen or so disciples were able to overthrow the Twelve Spirits system directly, and one person slaughtered the first generation of Kunlun Mountain, subverting the concept of magic.Although he was later called the Little Boss, apart from the Upper Three Realms, he is a rare opponent in the world.

Of course, he is not without flaws. He has always been strict with the enemy, and he will think about it when he sees a person. Anyway, it is a person or a ghost on his side. He might not be able to win even if he goes into battle", but up to now he has never lost in a one-on-one fight, nor in a group fight. If he hadn't been overwhelmed by the luck of the real dragon, the first emperor would not be Yingzheng but Qing Lingzi who was also called Zhou Si up.

By the way, here is one thing to say, Qing Lingzi's real name is Zhou Si, and he is also Ji Si.He is the third son of Cao Shuzhenduo, the sixth son of Wenwang Jichang, the emperor of Zhou. He was regarded as an outlier because he could speak human words at birth. Only the Christian name Qingling is admitted.

But in fact, he is the pure blood of Emperor Zhou, and his roots are red.Theoretically, if he gathers all his magic weapons and disciples, as long as he is not the main god level in the upper three realms, he can be successful, and the name of earth immortal is well-deserved, the highest in the world. One of the combat power.

However, because of his timid nature, so far he has not had a precedent of fighting against the Three Realms. In his concept, Unification means that he can't beat him, so he is also the only Earth Immortal who has not been reincarnated.

That being said, a succubus lady sees the king of the earth fairy and asks the big guys to judge, can she not be afraid?

Not long after Qing Lingzi left, the police uncles rushed to the scene. The blind date meeting, which had a good atmosphere, naturally broke up unhappy, but everyone did not feel disappointed. Instead, they saw a special performance. Among them, the most popular topic is the spell performance brought by Qing Lingzi. The volleying from the sky and the Jinlun Faxiang thief are amazing, which makes people talk about it, and even countless people try to inquire about this cold and low-key Does the female teacher have a boyfriend?

Of course, the passer-by group is still a passer-by group, even if there are some people in the early stage, they don’t make any noise. After all, there is such a bright positive image that the mysterious teacher can cover up all the light. Teacher Sao Baonan, who had a crooked nose bridge, came to pay more attention.

But the passerby group is a passerby group after all, and the four of them seem to be used to this kind of thing, so they didn't feel anything special, but they chatted for a while about the scene just now when they went to eat oden after the show.

Sun Ze regretted that he hadn't fully used it, saying that if he hadn't been afraid of killing people, he would have scrapped those shits a long time ago, and for such remarks, others expressed disbelief, because they saw it with their own eyes. Until Sun Ze was arguing with people from the beginning to the end, even when he was pushed and shoved, he was still shouting "a society ruled by law".

While they were chatting, there was suddenly another person next to Xiao Zhang. When this person sat down, the other three members of the passerby group suddenly became silent.

Brother Xiao Zhang turned around and found that it was Miss Succubus with puppy eyes. She was still wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt and gloves, but she was sitting very close to Brother Zhang. He looked at him helplessly.

Succubus are very good at it, they are born with it, they don't even need to learn it deliberately, the skill of hooking up is self-taught for them, just like now, there is no way for normal people to refuse her eyes At this time, as long as she speaks, most men can even turn around and chop off their girlfriends with a knife in their excited emotions.

But Brother Zhang will not be affected. He has no worldly desires, let alone low-level desires such as love between men and women, so Miss Succubus appears here, and Brother Zhang is the least disturbed.

"Thank you just now."

Miss Succubus whispered, "Can you add a contact information?"

Brother Xiao Zhang took a look at her, then took out his mobile phone and showed her the QR code. Miss Succubus happily added Brother Zhang, and then happily added all the other members of the passers-by group. I left contentedly.

It wasn't until about 10 minutes after she left that the men present came back to their senses. Sun Ze spoke immediately. At this moment, he felt strong male hormones exuding from his whole body, and he felt that he was rough talking a few times: "I think she wanted my contact information, just like when she graduated from high school and went to KTV, in order to shake hands with the girl she had a crush on, she purposely shook hands with the whole class."

"Are you going to die or not?" Lu Hua, the math teacher, sneered, "She obviously came for me, did you see that she smiled at me just now?"

"Okay, I'll kill you today."

Although everyone who was laughing and making noise didn't take it seriously, after returning home at night, even the oldest Lu Hua couldn't help dreaming about Miss Succubus and lingered in the dream all night.

Although they all yawned when they woke up the next morning, when they thought about the dream last night, almost everyone felt happy and excited, but this kind of happiness could not be shared with others, and they could only taste it secretly.

And when the first ray of sunlight shone on Miss Succubus in the morning through the floor-to-ceiling windows, she sat up refreshed, stretched her waist charmingly, and then walked to the mirror to take a look at herself. She has a full face and a feeling of fullness that she hasn't seen for a long time. She thinks it is better to participate in more activities like this in the future. Although she saw a scary person yesterday, it is probably worth it to be able to absorb so much power.

Before leaving for work, Miss Succubus carefully looked back at the dreams she collected last night. Those scenes... can't be released, as long as it is not a full-screen mosaic, it is prohibited.But as a succubus, she has long been used to this kind of picture. After all, she has to feed on energy and dreams, so she has been completely used to this kind of thing since she was six or seven years old.

And she is full of expectation to find Brother Zhang's dream in these dreams, because yesterday she fell in love with the young man who is silent but seems to know a lot. After all, even a succubus hopes to eat more delicious If all she sees in her dream is bald, body odor and beer belly all day long, she will also feel very depressed.

But even after searching it several times, she still couldn't find Xiao Zhang's dream, which made Miss Succubus a little confused. Maybe it was because she had never been in contact with the arcane world before. Could it be that this group of people never dreamed?

But she is not in a hurry, because she already has Xiao Zhang brother VX, at worst, she will show him her selfie later, and if it doesn’t work, she will enlarge the scale little by little. But still very confident.

Sure enough, Brother Zhang received her message very quickly. Although they are still strangers to each other, the problem is that she is really good at it. She definitely belongs to the kind of person who can make a man spend 18 yuan for her with three sentences. kind.

But the problem is that when she chats with Xiao Zhang, the more she chats, the more strenuous she is. She is a little irritable, but Xiao Zhang is still so indifferent. A group of selfies were posted in the circle, and only Brother Zhang was allowed to see them.

But after waiting left and right, she couldn't wait for the dog barking from the opposite side. This made Miss Succubus scratch her head anxiously, and even shamelessly asked, "Can you give me a thumbs up for my photo today?"

"No."

Seeing such a reply, Miss Succubus rolled over on the bed while grabbing her hair: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaibleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at. How could there be such a person!"

Afterwards, she was even more coquettish and cute, and she used it on Little Brother Zhang one by one, but there was no effect. The feeling made her almost vomit blood. The tricks that were always harmful to men in the past are not at all now. effect.

Let's say he is tempted. From the beginning to the present, his attitude has been that ghostly, and he will not speak unless he asks a question.It can be said that he is not tempted, and he will reply to all the messages without missing a single one.

Miss Succubus, a veteran who plays with emotions, is completely uncertain about the nature of Brother Zhang behind the phone. You must know that she is a succubus, and even a gay man will automatically enter the estrus period when he sees her.

How could there be such invulnerable people in the world.

But she was not discouraged. After a long and strenuous communication, she anxiously sent out a date application to Brother Zhang like a licking dog. It was not for anything else, but she wanted to ask Brother Zhang to have a dinner ,watch a movie.

"Don't go."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Miss Succubus screamed and patted the mattress, her hair and tail standing on end in anger: "How can there be such a man!"

She scratched her head and started rolling on the bed.After calming down for a while, she began to analyze Brother Zhang. She felt that this person must have a disease that needs to be treated, or that he had come into contact with some strange secret method, which caused that place to not work well.

So she regrouped and sent a voice message, euphemistically expressing that she could help Xiao Zhang to heal his illness.

But the reply he got was only four words: "The widow has no disease."

Miss Succubus gritted her teeth and sat there, her dantian depressed.Then I got in touch with Mr. Sun Ze who had been with Brother Zhang yesterday, and the two of them talked very differently. Sun Ze, a muscular Sun thief, quickly sold out all the friends around him. It seemed that the conversation was very happy, but in fact he was pouring beans into the bamboo tube, and when someone just brought up a topic, he couldn't wait to talk about everything.

After Miss Succubus understood everything she wanted to know, she sent a message: "I'm going to take a shower and sleep, bye."

At this time, Sun Ze looked at his watch. It was [-]:[-] in the morning. Although he couldn't understand why he took a bath and went to bed at this time, he still happily sent someone a goodbye emoji, and then asked when he would come back, but he didn't understand. Only the unreadable remains.

And then, Miss Succubus switched the chat box to Brother Zhang again, but this time it was his turn to be read and could no longer be read back. The anxious feeling made Miss Succubus scratch her heart, and she wanted to play directly several times. Xiao Zhang's video was worried about being blocked by others, so he just sat there and waited.

Brother Zhang didn’t actually do much, he just played scratch games at the lottery store. He scratched two hundred tickets for five yuan a piece. It wasn’t gambling, it was just because he passed by the lottery store in the morning and bought it on a whim. I bought one, and then it got out of hand. Basically, I bought one of them. The amount is not large but continuous.

Next to him was Qing Lingzi, who sat there watching Xiao Zhang scratch the lottery ticket, but didn't dare to speak, making himself look like a gentle and virtuous girlfriend.

In the end, Brother Zhang stopped scratching, exchanged five yuan and left the lottery shop. At this time, Qing Lingzi said: "Then according to the Holy Master, can I reorganize the Corpse Jiexian?"

"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded, "But now it's different from before, you have to restrain yourself."

"This subordinate understands." Qing Lingzi's face was expressionless, but his heart was filled with joy: "Then this subordinate will first figure it out slowly and act according to the guidance of the Holy Master."

"Okay." Brother Zhang looked up and saw a breakfast shop: "Have you eaten yet? I'll treat you to breakfast."

"Ah...that's unnecessary." Qing Lingzi waved his hands again and again.

Brother Zhang said, "By the way, why did you go outside before?"

Qing Lingzi was taken aback when he heard the words, and smiled rather embarrassedly: "Just... there are some unspeakable secrets."

"Yeah." Little Brother Zhang walked into the store: "Here's a basket of siu mai and three buns."

Holding the breakfast, Brother Zhang turned back to Qing Lingzi and said, "Is there a conflict with the rats?"

"That's it."

"Well, you guys have been fighting for a long time."

"Over two thousand years, from Zhou to Qin and from Qin to the present."

Brother Zhang raised his head and was silent for a while, then turned to look at Qing Lingzi. Qing Lingzi thought he had some important instructions, but Brother Zhang said, "Have breakfast? I invite you."

"Subordinates don't eat..."

"Oh, that's all right." Little Brother Zhang nodded: "Do it well, come on."

(End of this chapter)

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