What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 381

Miss Succubus swears that she is already 24 years old. As long as she can remember, her mother told her that there is almost no man in the world that their succubus can't take down. disaster.

She kept this teaching in mind. Since she was 17 years old, she has been traveling around the world. She has [-] ways to play with dog men. Whether it is a boy with a ghost on the street or a social elite in an office building, she always has a way to get it. Down.

But today Miss Succubus found that she tried her best to get close to that strange boy. — Sincerity is always the nirvana for men.

She made up a large paragraph of text, deleted, deleted, and corrected it for several hours, from being a succubus to how to live carefully in the world, to what troubles she usually has, and finally euphemistically saying that she does not want a partner but I want friends and so on to write it in.

About 3000 words, each word is full of true feelings, it even contains the beginnings and transitions that professional players only use. The reason why I sent a message to Xiao Zhang is because he has no evil thoughts about her, which makes her feel very reliable.The turning point was because the accident last night prevented her from having more opportunities to chat with brother Zhang. As a result, she could only send a message today to say a lot, and said in the most humble tone that if she disturbed brother Zhang, he could always delete yourself.

After the message was sent, brother Zhang sent back the message in less than six seconds, with a single word "oh".

Seeing the word "oh", Miss Succubus' mentality exploded, more than 3000 words!He replied "Oh", what kind of concept is this?That is to say, he didn't read it at all, but just saw a lot of white characters and replied casually.

Fighting geese all day long and being pecked blind by geese today, this plot is so familiar. At the beginning, so many gentle boys sent me a lot of words like this, and I didn’t even look at it lazily, and then it was like What happened to me today, I replied with a word of oh.

At this moment, she finally understood how the other party would feel when she sent out this short "oh". Breathing, but the stubbornness in her bones was never absent, and she decided to try again a little later.

And at this moment, Brother Zhang put down his phone. In fact, it didn’t take him six seconds to finish reading [-] words. These six seconds were due to the poor signal of the phone when sending them. Strictly speaking, he finished reading the whole content. It only took about two and a half seconds, and it was still because he had to turn the page. If he didn't turn down, he could know the whole content at a glance.

"Teacher, are you busy? If you are busy, don't worry about me."

Sitting opposite him was Chen Siwen. Today Chen Siwen said that he would invite him to dinner, but she set the time and the place, brother Zhang.And brother Zhang set the location in the school cafeteria, 15 yuan for two people, one meat and one vegetarian soup for free.

"It's nothing." Little Brother Zhang smiled: "It means that you haven't been in the same situation recently, right?"

"Ah."

Chen Siwen laughed, Xiaonian has a strong recovery ability, and her daily changes are very obvious now. Before, she had to wait until the classroom was emptied before going to bed, and she had to get up at five o'clock in the morning, so the sleep time was very short. Insufficient sleep made her look thin and wrinkled, but after this period of recuperation, she can easily sleep eight hours a day, eat well and sleep well, and the collagen she lost She added it all at once, now her skin is at least five degrees brighter than before, and her face has become fleshy, with the appearance of a girl, no longer a skinny monkey.

"pretty good."

Brother Xiao Zhang doesn’t like to talk, so in his world, there is no such business as swearing. It is the simplest and basic question-and-answer mode, and there is very little small talk, so if people who are not familiar with him just know him, they will feel that this person He is very cold, but those who are familiar with him will know that the word "feel" is redundant, because he is very cold.

But coldness does not mean that he is withdrawn and weird. His temper is recognized as good. So far, no one has seen why he is depressed and irritable, let alone lose his temper. In other words, this person is in the eyes of most people. Here, he is not clean like a human being.

"Mr. Zhang, I have a question." Chen Siwen suddenly asked curiously: "Although I don't have nightmares every day, there will be people in my dreams every day, teaching me this and that. I'm a little Worry."

"What did I teach you?"

"It seems to be something from Taoism, I... don't quite understand."

"It's okay." Xiao Zhang nodded and said, "Let it be."

In fact, Xiao Zhang probably knows what's going on, but he has nothing to say, and it's not a bad thing anyway, so let's continue. Anyway, as long as Chen Siwen has no physical problems, everything will be fine. As for other things, Let's talk about it later.

After a boring meal, Chen Siwen bid farewell to brother Zhang, because now she seems to want to make up for the sleep she has had since her parents passed away. Even at noon, she will be so sleepy that she has to go back to the dormitory to sleep for an hour to feel comfortable.

As for Xiao Zhang, who doesn’t need to sleep, what he does is actually very fascinating. For example, he chooses to be alone most of the time in school, wearing headphones and sitting by the school’s artificial lake, quietly looking at the lake. In a daze, he can sit for as long as the rest time, anyway, he is quite a strange person from the worldly point of view.

And after such a long time of contact, everyone will also find that he has a very remarkable characteristic, that is, he never actively contacts anyone, without any exception, whether it is communication software or telephone, he is basically passive In general, except for work matters and asking about things, he will not send anyone a message or call anyone to chat.

He doesn't participate in the international situation, celebrity hot searches, and colleagues' gossip. It can even be said that he doesn't know anything about it, as if he is not from this world.

This afternoon he was still the same as usual, sitting in the pavilion by the artificial lake, wearing earphones and looking at the lake, not knowing what he was thinking, just sitting there quietly.

At 03:30 in the afternoon, Miss Succubus woke up. After having a full meal in her dream, she seemed more energetic. She took out her mobile phone from the bedside and decided to regroup and charge again to the high ground that had not been captured. .

"Little brother, is little brother there?"

After sending the message here, Brother Zhang's silent state was interrupted. He lowered his head and glanced at his phone. He was just about to reply to the message, but he didn't expect Miss Succubus to make a video call.

He clicked on the connection, and then he saw Miss Succubus laying on the bed lazily. Just thinking about it, I knew what a girl who just woke up in midsummer would look like, but she was really good at every movement. They have all been carefully designed so that people can feel the impulsiveness of the door but can't see anything. She understood the matter of rubbing the edge.

"What is little brother doing?"

"daze."

Brother Xiao Zhang never lies, he is just in a daze, and this is his daily life most of the time, he can work when he can work, and he will be in a daze when he can’t work, but when this gesture is told to others, it is like deliberately protecting The rhetoric of privacy makes people feel untrue.

So Miss Succubus increased her firepower, she turned over, from lying on her stomach to lying down, the angle of the video was just enough to penetrate five centimeters into the gap of her pajamas, not too much and not too invisible.

"You are a teacher, right? School hasn't started yet, right? Let's go out for dinner together at night, I invite you."

Miss Succubus speaks sticky, with a very special nasal sound, which makes her voice seem lazy, and the speed of speech is not fast and has a little accent, even the simplest words give people a very special daydream experience.

So why do you say that few men in the world can withstand succubi? They are carefully bred by nature to destroy men. Even if they are defined as harmless creatures, it is because the number is too small. In the daughter's country, it had to be a juicer for men, a land of Shura with no flesh and blood left.The final result of shocking them may be even more tragic than the Verdun meat grinder.

But to say that this Miss Succubus is unlucky, she didn't feel that she had entered the peak duel scene at all, because she was trying to deal with someone who even the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't deal with.

"Is it okay to just make friends? You know who I am, I don't have any friends here."

Miss Succubus looks pitiful, when the corners of her mouth are down, most men will be willing to die for her, she is very confident in this point.

But this time, she probably needs to understand what it means to drop a halberd and sink into the sand. Brother Zhang agreed to go out for dinner, but made a very rude request: "Then you give me your identity information, and I will register."

"what????"

Miss Succubus looked at Brother Zhang in surprise: "I don't quite understand."

"Identity information is name, gender, place of origin, ID number, phone number, work unit, home address, etc., plus two two-inch bareheaded photos." Brother Zhang picked up a small notebook: "I'll give you Sign up."

"Why?"

"Why..." Brother Zhang scratched his face, and then remained silent for a few seconds: "Because the person involved can be held accountable."

"Hold the parties responsible?"

Miss Succubus looked bewildered, but brother Zhang didn't continue to explain to her.

However, Brother Zhang really did this to hold the person accountable. If Ms. Succubus harassed, hurt, and damaged Brother Zhang’s physical and mental health during the time she asked Brother Zhang out for dinner, it would have to be done according to the law. The content of the registration here holds the responsibility of the parties concerned.

Although this sounds absurd, procedures are still required. After all, if Xiao Zhang is not a guardian, he may still be hurt, and theoretically speaking, he cannot act alone. It is to protect the personal safety of the Holy Lord.

But now these few things don't have to be so dead, because he is the guardian.

As for why Miss Succubus had to register, he just suddenly remembered this rule.

But who would have thought that Miss Succubus could really calm down...

"Qin Wenting, female, 24 years old, native place SH, ID card is 310105********3512, phone number is 189****7043, working unit is GZ Tenglong International Service Trade Group, deputy manager of public relations department, The home address is 6, Unit 2, Building 1401, **** 168, Baiyun District, GZ City.” Miss Succubus said angrily at last: “Height is 102cm, weight is 37kg, wearing size 4 shoes, D cup is a bit empty, C cup I'm a bit cramped, and I usually like to use ylang-ylang scented shower gel, and I visit relatives on the 10th to [-]th of every month. Do you need anything else?"

Xiao Zhang wrote in his hand, then shook his hand, the ordinary paper turned into a registration form, and then he put the form in front of the camera to show Miss Succubus, her expression was distorted at that time , because she never imagined that this guy could make a watch with him and develop photos on the spot...

"I filled the race with the succubus." Brother Zhang said meticulously: "What about the nationality?"

"Hey... little brother, did you make a mistake!"

"Is the Han nationality right?"

"Ah."

After the record form was made, Brother Zhang raised his hand and threw it on the table of the King of the Mountain. The King of the Mountain who was attaching wings to his Gundam was suddenly covered in a registration form. He picked it up and took a look. , muttered curiously: "Yeah? There are still people who sign up like this?"

But when he saw that the race was a succubus, he immediately picked up the phone and called out: "Hi, this is the Oriental Beauty Bathing Center, I saw..."

Before he finished speaking, Miss Succubus hung up the phone, and the King of the Mountain was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized when he saw the form maker under the form: "Oh...it's a registration form, not a registration form .”

Because it is registered here, brother Zhang can go out to eat with her according to the regulations, but Miss Succubus breathed a sigh of relief after getting permission, and after hanging up the video at an appointment time, she actually felt relieved .

After that, it was time for her to dress up, but just as she was sitting in front of the mirror to put on makeup after taking a shower, she suddenly slapped the eyebrow pencil on the dressing table: "Why!"

Then he cried out aggrieved.

But she got into trouble and went to the appointment crying, so for the first time in her life, Miss Succubus wiped off all her makeup and went out with her swollen eyes and bare face. On the way, the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. The more sad she is, when has she ever suffered this kind of grievance? When Xiaoming, who played the role of a Japanese military officer, measured Bing Bing's body, she never felt so wronged as she is now...

On the way there, she had already prepared a lot of emotions to vent, but when she saw Brother Zhang at the entrance of the restaurant, she suddenly felt that she wanted to take revenge on him, so she rushed forward without saying a word and grabbed Brother Zhang by the arm. Arm, and then took off the glove while he was not paying attention, and directly held Brother Zhang's hand.

Brother Zhang looked down, then fell silent for a long time, then silently withdrew his hand and asked with a smile, "Why did you take off your gloves?"

"I……"

Miss Succubus was at a loss for words, and then she couldn't say a word.

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't care, he just nodded: "You want to see me make a fool of yourself, right?"

"You..." Miss Succubus was shocked: "I didn't mean that."

"It's okay." Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter if it is."

Miss Succubus was convinced, she couldn't understand who this monster was at all... Miss Succubus, who once thought she was in control and had the advantage, is now like a lost dog. After several rounds of confrontation, she has completely Lost the game.

"Why aren't you affected?"

After the two sat at the window, Miss Succubus asked angrily, "I'm a Succubus..."

"I know." Brother Xiao Zhang raised his hand and called to the waiter.

At this time, the waiter came over, Xiao Zhang pointed to the menu and said, "What's the difference between the Buddha Jumping Wall here and the fine Buddha Jumping Wall?"

"Hi sir, the price of Buddha Jumping Wall in our store is 99 yuan per customer, and the premium price is 890 yuan per customer. The difference lies in the quality of the abalone and sea cucumber in it, and the difference in the production process. The boutique Buddha Jumping Wall is reserved. It is boiled with traditional techniques and carefully crafted with imperial cooking techniques."

"Okay, Liangke Boutique. Add two servings of lightly steamed lobster, two servings of fish maw and hibiscus soup, two servings of rice with abalone sauce as the main course, add a serving of bird's nest in apricot juice and a share of fish bone sea cucumber for this lady, and then Add a Qiankun yellow croaker."

"Okay, please wait a moment, sir."

When I reported the menu to the back kitchen, the chef immediately cleared the door - this is to kick the game.The back kitchen was ready immediately, and the chef, who is usually not easily dispatched, quickly got up and began to put on an apron, calling on the apprentices to go about their business.

When hearing the names of these dishes, Ms. Succubus turned pale. She intended that two people come over and eat two 358 group-buying meals. More than 300 per person is already a very high consumption, but who knew that this big brother would come up and directly take From more than 300 per capita to [-] per capita...

Miss Succubus earns only six thousand five thousand a month. After this meal, she may not be able to buy clothes for three months... What's more important is that she doesn't eat these things. She is a succubus, not a glutton.

Brother Xiao Zhang is of course not the one who reads the words and looks. He sat there looking at the menu, and then quietly waited for the food to be served. Miss Succubus is not in the mood at all now. She is full of thoughts about whether to use flowers later. I still use a credit card, and a meal for the two of you costs 1 yuan less. This man... is somewhat wrong.

"Are you here to mess with me on purpose?"

Miss Succubus saw no one around, so she poked her head over to Brother Zhang and said, "Brother, I'm a working class..."

But at this moment, I suddenly saw a man in the back hall of the hotel running out while arranging his clothes. When he came to Brother Zhang, he stood still and bent down: "Holy Master, why don't you come with me?" I say hello."

Xiao Zhang raised his head with a smile and said, "It just so happened that I had an appointment with a friend here today, so I came over by the way."

The man who looked like a manager quickly said: "Holy Master, let me help you two go to the box, the environment in the hall is too noisy."

"No need." Brother Zhang shook his head, then glanced at Miss Succubus: "Are you going?"

Miss Succubus looked up at the manager and then at brother Zhang: "You know me very well? Can I get a discount?"

Brother Zhang immediately asked, "Can I get a discount?"

The manager was shocked by everyone on the spot: "Holy Master, don't be joking, who has heard that you have to pay for meals at your own house..."

Miss Succubus looked up: "Huh?"

Little Brother Zhang spread his hands: "It's... Huniu's restaurant, and I'm one of my subordinates."

"Ah?" Miss Succubus was stunned when she heard that, "Aren't you a teacher?"

(End of this chapter)