What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 382 Good Morning Miss Succubus

Chapter 382 Good Morning Miss Succubus
When Miss Succubus came home at night, she wrote a summary, that is, the man she couldn't deal with might be a hidden domineering president.

Domineering may not be so domineering, but the president must be the president.

Today, she is ready to bleed and ask someone to have a meal at the top restaurant in GZ city. The per capita consumption of the package is 399, and the package will cost thousands of yuan, but when you look at it, it is their family's property.

Usually, she would go to have dinner with some loyal licking dogs everywhere, but whether it is so-called small in Shengkang or a star in the Greater Bay Area, when has she ever seen the general manager come over to serve tea and water in person? The wine is opened.Ordinarily Miss Succubus has some knowledge, but she has no idea how much that bottle of wine is. Anyway, she probably checked it when she got home. Any bottle that is not as old as it will be auctioned. It can be seen in the collection industry.

But the domineering CEO doesn't drink at all. After he drank half of the bottle, he asked himself to take back the remaining half bottle. Thinking about it, he felt extravagant.Also, he usually doesn't look very good, and he doesn't have the characteristics of a rich man from the beginning to the end, but his pickiness when he eats makes people dumbfounded.

In 1888, I took only two mouthfuls of Buddha Tiaoqiang, one mouthful of soup and one mouthful of ingredients, and then I stopped moving my chopsticks. In 899, I took only one mouthful of abalone, and then began to drink water.

If it wasn't for Miss Succubus to give her a face, she would definitely bring the plate over and say, "If you don't eat, I will eat it." When she finally saw the waiter remove the plate, Miss Succubus was heartbroken.

Although she is a succubus and not a human being, she grew up in human society. In addition, she doesn't have any amazing abilities, and her food and clothing are all licking dogs. It's a typical parasite model, so She still attaches great importance to money, and it is a bit ugly to say that it is a bit ugly, but it is definitely the kind that is very budget-conscious, but today she really saw what a real high-end lifestyle is.

Only the word "longing" can describe her current state of mind and thoughts.

However, after guessing the identity of Xiao Zhang, she had some delicate thoughts. As for his problems of not responding to messages and not being very talkative, they were automatically ignored. After all, they are all so awesome. Approved, what bike do you need?

As for Xiao Zhang, as soon as he returned to the small restaurant, he saw Thunder Dragon jumping towards him. Why was he jumping, because it was inconvenient to walk? After all, the poison of the succubus is not a poison, but a longing for love.

"Tamader!" Thunder Dragon sat down and pressed the gun, then asked eagerly: "Brother, save me!"

Brother Xiao Zhang swept Thunder Dragon up and down, and then his expression became weird: "You don't want me to help you take drugs to heal your wounds, do you?"

"No, there is a picture, it's too disgusting." Lei Long waved his hand and said, "How to detoxify this thing, I asked the King of the Mountain, and he can't help it... If you keep doing this, it will be necrotic."

Little Brother Zhang let out an oh, and then pointed a finger on Lei Long's forehead: "Let me help you go back in time."

With a light tap of his finger, waves appeared on Lei Long's body, and then he immediately returned to the state he was in three days ago. Lei Long took a deep breath: "What did I do long ago..."

After speaking, he was a little frustrated. After all, he knew it was so easy to solve it. Why did he have to endure it for so long? Although this thing is really super powerful, there are some things... too much.

But he doesn't blame Brother Zhang, after all, who made him not open his mouth, a man who wants to be strong in his life, if he can't stand it, how can he show weakness so easily.

"Boss, are you dating that succubus recently?" Lei Long took out his mobile phone: "The hotel sent me a list of cancellation of entertainment, you went to have a romantic dinner for two with that succubus. "

"She invited me to dinner." Brother Zhang took off his apron and put it around his neck. Although there were no guests, he was the boss of this place after all, so it was only natural to wear work clothes here.

"Does the succubus have any influence on you? Do you feel like a monkey licking a toad?"

Speaking of this, Brother Xiao Zhang also has a very deep memory. He remembers watching the animal world or people and nature with Thunder Dragon when he was a child. He said that monkeys would catch toads and lick them, and then they could lick themselves. stand up.

And after Thunder Dragon came out, Brother Zhang also knew why those old men in Europe liked to catch succubus back then, it was nothing more than a monkey licking toads.

"No, it doesn't work for me."

"That's such a pity." Thunder Dragon sighed, "To tell you the truth, I would rather she not give me the antidote, it's really a crime..."

Thunder Dragon is really sad. As the righteous god of Leibu and the former twelve spirits, the high-ranking cultivator who flirted with Yun Zhongjun and Da Siming in the pre-Qin period was swallowed by a low-level succubus Urine, although I know it's saving people, but it's also true that it hurts one's self-esteem.

"By the way, boss. Let me tell you, the succubus is a creature that is highly dependent on men. In other words, it is very obsessive. This is instinct. If you find her annoying, the only way is to fuck her directly. Drop." Thunder Dragon said bloody words with a hippie smile: "If you can't do it, just say something, and I will help you."

Little Brother Zhang tilted his head and looked at Lei Long, who also smiled fiercely, with the appearance of an evil killer.

"Huniu, come here if you have time, Thunder Dragon may have a problem with his mental state."

Seven minutes after sending the message to Hu Niu, Lei Long was dragged away by Hu Niu's ears. Finally, the quiet brother Zhang looked up and found A Ji curled up sleeping on the sofa in the corner.

"He's back?" Brother Zhang asked Rhubarb, who was grinding his teeth with an oak wood next to him: "Did something happen?"

"One of his second generals has died and the other has gone crazy. He said he was going to deal with the calamity, but he couldn't accept the reality. He has been back for a while and sleeps here every day."

There is actually no better solution for Brother Zhang when encountering this kind of thing. After all, robbery is something that they are more interested in. Maybe in the next reincarnation, everything will be solved.

As for why Brother Ji is silent, it is actually not difficult to understand. After all, nine out of ten times he is unhappy, and he can only speak a little bit to others. Ordinary people are like this, and extraordinary people can't escape.

"By the way, let me ask for you. Succubus are classic hermaphrodite self-reproducing monsters. They are male before the age of seven, and they will uniformly become female after the age of seven." Rhubarb raised his head and said: "Are they themselves Any desire, because they feed on desire. Therefore, they will continue to look for the opposite sex throughout their lives, and use various methods to make the opposite sex desire them."

Although rhubarb is usually lazy, greedy, and has a bad temper, it is not only knowledgeable. As the god who is closest to the world among the Egyptian gods, it can communicate directly with the dreams of the world in many cases. It says The inquiring should be from the dream creatures in the dreams of the world. They basically understand it. After all, succubus is also a kind of dream creature, similar to nightmares and nightmares. These people live in dreams creatures, there will not be too much deviation in habits.

"I think it's okay." Brother Zhang lowered his head and sorted out the postcards that Mouse and Xiaoma had found from the camel during this time: "I don't feel anything."

"That's you, if even a succubus can make you addicted, you'll be a fart guardian." Da Huang said disdainfully: "It's just a succubus."

"Hahaha..." Xiao Zhang raised his head and laughed a few times: "But Assasus can pollute me for a short time."

"That must be Assasus. But I'm still curious, what will happen to you if you are polluted." Rhubarb pondered for a long time and suddenly laughed: "It's hard to imagine."

"I will become a person who doesn't brush my teeth in the morning, loves to swear, chooses dead fish when shopping, and wears floral shirts." Brother Zhang reached out and rubbed Dahuang's head: "I tried."

"I lost...you are really crazy, you dare to play this, you are not afraid of the destruction of the world."

Little Brother Zhang put his hands on the table and didn't make a sound for a long time, then suddenly said with some disappointment: "No one noticed."

The surroundings suddenly became silent, and the air was filled with a sad atmosphere. Everyone knew it, and no one asked any questions. They just frantically recalled the day that Brother Zhang wore a floral shirt.

Then he finally remembered that a long, long time ago, he passed through it once, after he went to find Azathoth, the god of blindness and ignorance, and no one was surprised by this, and no one heard him swear.

But buying dead fish seems to be true. That day, many customers complained that the taste of the fish was not as good as before...

And this is the result of him being polluted by the oldest and most powerful indescribable thing, and he has not been discovered yet. Even the person concerned will feel a little bit lost when he thinks about it.

That's the end of the topic, no one is going to talk about Miss Succubus, and no one is going to talk about something indescribable, everyone feels embarrassed, because they didn't even notice such an obvious change in Brother Zhang...

The next morning, Brother Zhang rode a small electric donkey to work, and when he was waiting for a red light, he happened to stop next to Miss Succubus's car. This lady drove a BMW, which was considered quite good. , When she saw Xiao Zhang riding an electric bike, she couldn't believe her eyes.So he quickly rolled down the car window: "This, this, this!"

Brother Zhang turned his head to look at her, and nodded to her lightly: "Morning."

"Hi duck, what a coincidence, are you going to work?"

"Ah."

"What time do you get off work at noon? Let me pick you up for dinner. Yesterday, my friend shared with me a very good small restaurant, the kind that is hidden."

"No need." Brother Zhang shook his head: "It's too troublesome."

But Miss Succubus can't let go of such a good opportunity, and quickly climbed up the pole: "No, no, I promised to treat you yesterday, but you invited me. This time, let's go to a small restaurant to eat, can't you Ask me again."

Brother Zhang has never been good at rejecting people, especially such trivial requests, so he reluctantly agreed: "Okay."

"Then I'll pick you up at 11:30."

"it is good."

At eleven o'clock at noon, Miss Succubus couldn't help but send a message to brother Zhang, saying that she had already set off and would call him when she got to the school gate.

And brother Zhang simply replied with a good word.

Finally, they met at the school gate at 11:30. Although Miss Succubus was dressed very simply, she seemed to be exuding charm in every detail.When Brother Zhang saw her, she was lazily lying on the car door wearing sunglasses. The moment she saw Brother Zhang, she immediately took off her sunglasses, squinted her eyes against the sun and clapped her hands on the eyebrows.

This action would be like a monkey if it was done by another person, but she still looks so good-looking.

"Here, here!" Although she knew that the other party had seen her, she still waved her arms vigorously, showing a sense of surprise: "Come on, come on, I'm going to die of heat."

Good at using refrain and coquettish tone, it has always been a nuclear weapon against straight men. Maybe this is a green tea behavior among women of the same kind, but it is clearly an energetic, gentle and lovely, charming and charming good sister to stinky men. !
There are two people beside Xiao Zhang, both members of the passerby group, and when they saw the greeting from Miss Succubus, they immediately thought they were calling themselves, but before they could calm down, Miss Succubus He had already got out of the car, and happily walked in front of Xiao Zhang, with a very intimate gesture...it was the kind of attitude that leaned forward but raised his head and looked up from bottom to top. This posture looks very obedient and also It can greatly satisfy men's curiosity and desire to conquer.

Anyway, Miss Succubus is very good at it. She has no skills, but she can catch men to death.

Brother Zhang was invited by her to get into the car, and the remaining two members of the passer-by group seemed to have eaten a light bulb, oh oh, but they couldn't make a sound for a long time.

But Miss Succubus didn't care about these worthless goals, and started the car with Brother Zhang. On the road, Brother Zhang saw the surrounding environment getting more and more familiar, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong. ...

"Today, this restaurant was introduced to me by my best friend. She said it was a restaurant hidden in a small alley, and it was very good. He also said that the boss had appeared on TV and acted in a movie, which is very good."

Brother Zhang was silent for a long time, and finally asked, "You don't usually go online, do you?"

He has always thought that he is also an Internet celebrity, and since he was 21 years old, he has not changed in any form, so he should be very recognizable in theory.Some students in the school recognized him and said that he was the owner of a very popular online celebrity shop at that time.

But he didn't expect that Miss Succubus didn't recognize her at all...

"Internet cafe? No, I don't like a noisy environment, and it will be troublesome if there are too many people. What's the matter? Suddenly asking this?"

Brother Zhang hummed: "Nothing."

The car was still moving forward until it reached the gate of Chang'an Lane. Miss Succubus parked the car slowly according to the navigation prompts, then happily got out of the car and took Brother Zhang to go inside.

"Let me tell you, they told me all the signature dishes over there. Let's order the signature braised pork over there first, as well as the squid on the iron plate, and their fried rice is said to be super delicious. But My best friend said that the most delicious ones are all kinds of octopus dishes, which can’t be tasted anywhere else.”

"Ha ha……"

Little Brother Zhang didn't know what to say other than a dry smile, and Miss Succubus didn't care too much, she just thought that he was the president of such a big restaurant, and he definitely didn't like this small restaurant in her heart, but she carefully selected Yes, the positive reviews here are 90.00%, and the only medium review is because I think this place is too hard to find...

Just wait to frighten him later!Impress him!

(End of this chapter)

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