What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 542 Eat, eat, eat, eat your M head!

"Bullshit."

While Nezha was telling Zhang Xu the secrets of thousands of years ago, Mr. Yang finally spoke. He raised his head and drank a glass of wine, and the expression on his face gradually eased a little: "What he said is only a part That's right. The twelve spirits are indeed sent to the Holy Lord of the human world by various forces. One is to help the human race develop and ease the relationship with the human world, and the other is to use the twelve spirits to influence the direction of the human race. So basically ten There are different forces behind the two spirits, the demon master Bai Ze from the Mountain and Sea Realm, Wen Zhong from the Nine Heavens Thunder Department, Lao Jun, etc., but my dog ​​is not what he said."

"Then you're telling me, anyway, I've always listened to the gossip from Tianting and others, and no one has talked about you."

Yang Erlang raised two fingers: "There are two parts here. The first part is that my dog ​​was sent to the lower world, and the second part is that my dog ​​took the blame for me."

With this, Nezha and Zhang Xu became excited, and Yang Erlang continued: "Zhang Xu, you may not know that what you call heaven is actually what you think of heaven. We generally don't call it that, because Shang There is still a big difference between the Three Realms and the Heavenly Court. When I was appointed back then, Xiaotian was not the first choice. Later, because I didn’t have a good relationship with them there, she was sent to the lower realm.”

"Ah, it's true. Sanyan'er is not easy to get along with. Few people like him. The Jade Emperor's wronged nephew."

Three eyes crossed Nezha: "There is nothing to say in this paragraph, but my dog ​​is not willing to go down to the bounds. I was also impatient at the time. I couldn't follow up with my superiors a few times, so I went down to the bounds to find the dog, and then naturally there was a conflict. After that, I and my dog ​​teamed up and wounded the chickens, cattle and sheep of the twelve spirits, killed the horse, and brought my dog ​​back to the lord of the world."

"Wow..." Nezha's eyes widened and sparkled, "I'll just say, this is my brother with three eyes."

"And then?" Zhang Xu was also full of curiosity: "What happened after that?"

"In the end, I took my dog ​​back to my own dojo, but you also know that this matter obviously cannot be let go, let alone the fact that the Holy Lord in the world refuses to me, even if I kill and wound the twelve spirits behind Even the people who refused to accept me. In fact, if only the Holy Lord of the world refuses to me, I don't care about those shit, but I really can't fight against the entire upper three realms."

When Yang Erlang said this, he drank a big sip of wine and sighed: "Do you know why I made friends with that dead monkey? It's because, like him, I was chained and my body was broken. , I know his grievances and unwillingness back then. At that time my uncle came to me and said that if I would bow my head and admit my mistake, he would find a way to settle the matter. .”

"I've heard of it, but I don't know who it is. I didn't expect it to be you. Brother Yan'er." Nezha blinked and said, "At that time, there were rumors in the heavens that someone had committed an unforgivable crime. , to be taken away. I was thinking that it was that stinky monkey again, but I didn’t expect it to be a guy with big eyebrows and big eyes like you.”

Yang Jian smiled wryly when he heard the words: "Then my dog ​​went to the Holy Master at that time to save me, and said that she would spend her whole life to redeem my sins and give up the godhead forever just in exchange for my life. It was given to the three spirits who were injured by us, and the dead horse was from Kunlun, so she went to beg Xiwangmu, but was kicked out of the palace gate by Xiwangmu, Xiwangmu meant that I must die."

"The Queen Mother of the West is so fierce..." Zhang Xu said in shock, "And then?"

"Then she went to Empress Nuwa again, and wanted to ask her to use the art of good fortune to recreate the horse treading flowers. Empress Nuwa refused, and Empress Nuwa refused to save her since she was at odds with the lord of the world. So my dog ​​gave up his cultivation and went to Houtu Niangniang in exchange for a good fortune elixir. With this good fortune elixir, she recreated the horse stepping flower, so she is the only one among the twelve spirits who can't last for a long time. Humanoid."

"Later, I was forgiven because I was forgiven. But I was still unhappy. I wanted to bring her back several times, but she avoided seeing her every time. At that time, I thought she had betrayed me, so I made a poisonous oath. I have nothing to do with her. Later, I was restricted by the upper three realms and the lower realm. I have been strictly controlled until now. As you have seen just now, that is the contemporary Holy Master. I have no grudge against him but I In line with the Holy Master..."

After Zhang Xu heard this, he suddenly realized: "Master Yang is because he saved the dog, so what about Master Li? Why are you also restricted to the lower realm?"

"Grill dragon tendons and eat dragon meat."

Zhang Xu gave him a thumbs up: "Niu Pi. What about Master Sun?"

"He, he's a monkey. Why doesn't he do anything? According to rumors, he and the Seven Fairies gave birth to the gourd baby. I thought, if this is the case, I'm afraid not letting him go down to protect him, otherwise let the leopard I bumped my head, and I can really tear him apart." Nezha arranged the monkeys in a foolish way, and then suddenly asked: "Oh, no, Sanyan, you haven't said these things before, how do you know? of?"

Yang Jian's eyelids drooped: "I only found out after this trip. She came to me once before and asked me to save a dog. Then she attracted Ma Thuahua, and I chatted with Ma Thuahua, so I knew Here's the thing."

"That's really miserable to say, the only beast spirit that can't maintain a human form for a long time." Nezha sighed, and then suddenly slapped his thigh: "You guys say, I'm going to get him some dragon meat to eat and then some dragon meat." Will it be better if the tendons are stewed with a pig's trotters?"

"You fucker!" Yang Jian gave him a hard look: "Don't make such a mess."

But at this moment, Nezha's phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was the dead monkey. After picking it up, Nezha said with a smile, "Oh, isn't this my aunt's good baby? What happened?" ?”

"What are you doing?"

"Where is the meal? The Lord of the World treats guests."

"Eat, eat, eat, eat your mother's head, hurry up and gather at the old place, there is a big event."

Nezha was also happy to be scolded by him like this: "You are an idiot, there are so many old places, which old place are you talking about?"

"Hmm~~~~" Monkey was also silent: "Then... then... Athlon Internet Cafe!"

"Look at the place you chose, is it promising!"

But Monkey, it's already amazing to think of the Athlon Internet Cafe, and it's already amazing that he didn't give the entire Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, otherwise they would have to buy tickets to enter.

Well, even though their power has been banned, they are much stronger than ordinary people, and it doesn't take much time to go to a place.When they passed by, the monkey was jumping the tower in 1V3 to kill the three heroes on the opposite side. There were a group of people around him watching him playing games.

"Dead monkey, what are you calling us for?"

Nezha called the monkey back with a loud voice, and he glanced back: "Finish this game."

Afterwards, he ran amok all the way without talking nonsense, and brought a group of vegetables from his family to go straight to Huanglong, and finished the game in minutes, then he pointed to a few machines next to him: "Start the machine first, and I will transfer to a private room later. "

"You asked us to come here with you at the same time?"

The monkey clicked to call the network administrator, bought four bottles of drinks, and then bought grilled sausages for the three of them and grilled corn for himself, and after everyone had eaten and drank, the monkey said: "There is a big event. "

"What's the big deal?"

"I heard from my aunt that there is no limit to the new Conferred Gods, as long as everyone who participates has a chance. He asked us to find a better place to seek refuge, and then slowly find a way to recover our strength. Finally, fortunately, in the New Conferred God Fame."

"I said monkey." Yang Jian ate the roast sausage, called monkey and then fell silent for a moment: "We all have decent godheads, why should we go to participate in the new Conferred God?"

The monkey turned his head and gave him a resentful look, but this look made Nezha laugh out loud: "I know, we have one, but Dead Monkey doesn't. The official title of Dead Monkey is Fighting against Buddha, but Lingshan closed down .”

"If I don't close down, I don't want to be that bullshit fighting against Buddha." The monkey grinned and said, "So I want to take this opportunity..."

"Okay." Nezha leaned back on the gaming chair, "It's not impossible to play with your brother, but our current level may not be enough for human beings."

Without looking back, the monkey took out a box of pills from his pocket: "My aunt gave it to me, and she said that taking one pill will fully recover in 10 minutes."

"Are you willing to share this kind of baby?"

"Hmph, I am the Monkey King from the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, and I have acted in an upright manner all my life. How can a rich second generation with a small belly like you understand that?"

"Ouch, yo, yo..." Nezha tsk-tsk: "I wondered if a certain monkey's heart couldn't go far, and I didn't know who it was..."

"Do you want it? Don't pay me back."

Nezha snatched the thing in his hands immediately after hearing it: "Don't, how can I not want it. This thing is so cool."

Among other things, even Yang Jian became curious: "Is it really possible?"

"Go and try."

Nezha got up and was going to test the firepower, but was stopped by Yang Jian. He looked at the small bottle of medicine in his hand, pursed his lips and thought for a while, and then said: "The monkey brought it, let the monkey try it, don't worry about it." They come one by one, and there are not many things that cannot be wasted.”

Although Nezha was disappointed, but Yang Jian said so, let the monkey try it.

The three of them went to a deserted corner with Zhang Xu, an oil bottle, and the monkey poured out a precious elixir from the bottle, put it in his hand, raised his head and glanced around: "Then I will eat it. "

"Hurry up and eat, it's not for you to eat chili." Nezha shouted.

"What is it?" Yang Jian asked curiously.

Nezha pointed to the monkey: "Monkeys eat chili, and their upper and lower heads are red."

"Hahahahaha... red butt, right?"

Zhang Xu understood, he laughed, and the monkey came up and kicked his ass: "It's not big or small!"

After speaking, he raised his head and swallowed the pill, and then Yang Jian and Nezha immediately surrounded him: "How is it? Do you feel any changes?"

"No……"

But just after the monkey finished speaking, he suddenly opened his big mouth and let out an ape sound of "the apes on both sides of the strait can't cry", and then his body expanded rapidly, his limbs gradually slender, and his eyes gradually became sharper. If there is a golden light shining in it.Then the muscles on his body were attached to the bones inch by inch, making him look thinner but stronger, the joints became thicker with the sound of crackling, and the originally black hair became thicker and thicker. And it became longer and longer visible to the naked eye, and then golden hair mixed with scarlet grew all over his body.

At this moment, the monkey tilted his head, and the clothes on his body gradually burned. The flames on his body turned into a radiant golden chain mail. The crown and trembling long beard make this monkey look very powerful.

Then he took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from his ear. The usually thick black iron rod exudes a ferocious aura as if it had seen the sun again today. It has two golden hoops at both ends, and a piece of black iron with stars in the middle. Next to the hoop, there is a line of characters engraved with the words "Ruyi Golden Hoop, weighing [-] catties." There are dense patterns and dragon patterns and phoenix seal scripts, which look luxurious and heroic.

Compared with the usual monkeys, the monkey now is not only handsome, but also has an aura that stands up to the height of an eight-story building, and the rebelliousness of his whole body can be seen from his eyes, cold and ruthless. With integrity.

"Great Sage!" Nezha looked up at the monkey, his eyes were suddenly wet, and he took a step forward: "It's been 1000 years since we last parted."

The golden cudgel in the monkey's hand hummed, and when he swung it with great force, the wind of the stick brought up the surrounding dust and sundries, captivating the soul.

Finally, he fell from mid-air, and the stick lightly hit the ground, even the ground trembled.

Zhang Xu looked straight at the side, because unlike other gods, this monkey is the childhood patron saint of children all over the country. His appearance immediately filled the sense of security, and he wanted to go up and touch the monkey's root Thick stick.

"Master Sun, I'll touch it! I'll touch it!"

Zhang Xu rushed forward to caress the golden cudgel, then raised his head silly and smiled and said, "Just this one, the children all over the country can envy me to death. The light in their hearts is Ultraman, but the light in my heart has always been monkeys." elder brother……"

"Hey, yo, yo... I've always been Brother Hou, so why isn't my Hot Wheels little Nezha not enough?" Nezha pursed his mouth and started to get yin and yang, just like Ali Gaduomei Yangyangsang.

The monkey stretched out his hand to flick the cloak, heaved a sigh of relief, the cloak unfolded with a whirring sound and floated into the air, the moonlight completely merged him with the night and turned him into a picture scroll that could make people's blood boil.

"We can make a team and call them 10-minute heroes." Nezha sighed with his arms crossed.

And at this moment, not far away, Empress Shiji bowed to Brother Zhang: "Thank you, Venerable, that child hasn't been this happy for a long time."

Brother Zhang dug into the bag for a while, took out about [-] catties of pills and handed them to Empress Shiji: "Give it only if you want it, don't refuse it, I'm afraid they will make a mess down here."

"Don't worry, my lord, I..." Empress Shiji weighed it with her hand: "There are so many!"

"Eat slowly." Brother Zhang looked at his watch: "Ma'am, I'll go first."

(End of this chapter)