What to do with a full-scale life

A good story has the same process no matter where it is, departure, suffering and return home, the more brilliant the departure, the more painful the suffering, and the more ordinary the return, the more people love the story, which the West calls is called Odyssey, and the East is called Journey to the West.

"Today, I had the honor to interview the protagonist of Journey to the West, Liu Er... Monkey King Sun Wukong, Monkey King, the Monkey King, was a guest in the live broadcast room. Dasheng, as your fans, we have always been curious to say what was in your heart when you walked on the road to the west. What are your real thoughts, after all, you are so rebellious."

"Hmm... ah... this..." Monkey became a little shy when facing the camera of the phone. He scratched his head in a hurry, and finally thought for a while before saying: "Grandpa wanted to kill that monk with a stick and then Go back to Huaguo Mountain and continue to be my king of the mountain."

"Okay, that's enough, the next one." Ying Shui turned the phone in front of Nezha, almost slapping him in the face: "If the core of rock and punk is resistance and unyielding, it is the relationship between people and society. The resistance of the mainstream and adult world is their desire to break through all constraints, then I think you must be the number one rock king in the world, if you encounter the same thing again, what will you do?"

"Scratch his tendons and peel his skin, boil it in boiling water and dry it in the sun to make a blanket."

"Okay, that's enough for you. You're too fucking CULT."

In the end, he turned his mobile phone to Sanyan'er, but Sanyan'er refused the interview. He pushed Yingzai away with his hand and walked directly to Qing Lingzi, and said coldly, "What are you doing here again? Humiliate us?"

Qing Lingzi folded his arms and turned his head to look at the small river and green mountains not far away. He didn't seem to want to talk to Yang Jian, and his attitude obviously aroused Yang Jian's dissatisfaction. He was about to step forward to question but was smashed by Ying He stopped him: "It's not him, it's not him, it's me or me."

Three eyes sized Ying up and down: "You? You want to find me?"

"Da Lingzi, you go back first, you have a strange atmosphere here." Ying Zai shouted to Qing Lingzi: "Go back and do your work first, leave this matter to me."

After getting Qing Lingzi back, the atmosphere really improved, and Nato even invited Yingzai to go swimming, Yingzai said that it was fine without a swimsuit, Nato said that it is popular here to go naked.

"Is this man really the third prince of Nezha?"

"It's guaranteed to be fake." Sanyan'er squinted at Nezha: "It's just that it's a little bit abnormal now."

"Hmm...it's a bit." After Ying Zai finished speaking, he looked around: "Why don't you go to a quiet place, I have something to discuss with you."

The three gods of war looked at each other, but they didn't refuse. The three of them are the kind of people who disdain to play tricks. There is no reason why heroes and heroines dare not go to the appointment.

So they took Yingzai to an old house on the mountain, which didn't even have electricity, and there was a young man who looked stupid and was meditating there.

They obviously didn't boil the water, and throwing a bottle of mineral water at Ying was considered a pass.

After sitting down, Ying Zai started to get excited, first he took out the trick of fooling Qing Lingzi.

"The world needs heroes, and you are the best heroes. I don't want anything else. I just don't want kids to know about Iron Man, Hulk, Flash, Batman and not Havoc in Heaven 20 years later. We know that Nezha is making troubles in the sea, but we don’t know that Erlang saved his mother. We obviously have superheroes among superheroes, but we are always shrouded in their shadows. "

Who doesn't like to listen to good things, whether it's a seven or eight-year-old Mao Yazi or a thousand-year-old monkey, a simple sentence of English smashing successfully set the monkey on fire, it's not that he is easy to deceive , but this monkey has always been on fire in his heart, even RT-Mart's fish-cutting knife can't cool the hot blood in his body.

"Big Hero~"

Yang Jian muttered something softly, then smiled and shook his head: "There are no great heroes, they are just a few ordinary people struggling on the line of life and death."

Nezha also echoed: "We are now so downcast that people see it as a joke, what's the point of reading it as a hero?"

"Chi Mu." After all, Erlang Shen is more educated.

When the monkey was said this way, he felt a little embarrassed. The excited monkey sat on the chair, put one hand on his head and looked at the clouds and clouds in the sky. His eyes wandered, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Is it recalling the thousands of troops or the magnificence of the past?

Seeing that they were all starting to feel depressed, Yingzai suddenly laughed: "Then we can take another route, the redemption route. I don't know if the world needs you, but our children really need you, I don't know." I hope they only talk about aliens with fake leather jackets and not small animals with cats and dogs. You can lose your confidence, but at least you have to support their beliefs, right?"

The monkey was obviously getting irritable. He kept scratching his face, grinning his teeth and looking a little scary.

The other two also didn't speak for a while, just sitting there with lowered eyelids, not knowing what to think about.

But one thing is for sure, Nezha must have inadvertently thought of that night of storm and thunder, with fateful despair, he exchanged his own life for the lives of the entire Chentangguan people.

And what about monkeys?The monkey may think that in the past many years, he walked past the storyteller's booth by accident, and when he said the sentence "Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, his body is made of black iron, his eyes are piercing, he melts into armor, and he wears a robe of flames." The children shouted excitedly.

As for the three-eyed son, it's more complicated. I can't guess what he will think, but it should be about the same.

They used to be heroes, and heroes have the pride of heroes. Even if they are no longer as beautiful as they used to be, their arrogance will never fade away.

It has to be said that Ying Zai can mobilize the atmosphere. After he had fanned his emotions to the climax, he slapped the table and said, "Why can't you become legends again? I think you can! You have never conceded defeat all your life, how can you accept your fate now?" Now? There are still many people who need you to keep their dreams, and there will be movies and cartoons about you every year, and everyone is waiting for you to come back!"

"click"

With a crisp sound, the corner of the stone table was directly crushed by the most calm-looking Sanyaner, and a golden line slowly appeared on his forehead...

"I'll see you again in a few days."

At this time, Ying Zai immediately chose to leave and left the three people here, without even giving them a chance to think too much.

And the blood of the three of them has already boiled hot, but... at this moment, they are full of helplessness in their hearts, because the world is different, and they are not what they used to be.

"Forget it, we don't even have all the weapons."

Nezha stood up and smiled wryly: "Cook, cook, and eat egg pancakes tonight."

"Egg cake and egg cake is another egg cake." The monkey also muttered and got up and left.

Only Sanyan'er sat there without saying a word, with a deep expression on his face.

After Ying went back, the first thing she did was to contact Brother Zhang: "I will use the warehouse."

Brother Zhang was taking Little Potatoes to participate in a local festival at a rural gathering in the German countryside. The two of them had a great time. Hearing Yingsao's request, Brother Zhang didn't even ask the purpose: "Use it, how much?" Get something to deal with, there's too much stuff in there."

"I know, I know."

Yingzai returned to Chang'an Lane, the small restaurant hadn't opened yet early in the morning, the new thunder dragon Xu Wei was helping Sister Gou stew ribs in the backyard, and Sister Gou was soaking in the hot spring in her human form, which was rare for a day, enjoying her leisure time leisurely .

When there was a noise from outside, Sister Gou sniffed and immediately pulled a bath towel from the side and wrapped it around her body, and then saw Ying Shui rushed in the next moment.

He raised his hand: "Yo, take a bath."

Miss Gou looked him up and down, and frowned: "Where have you been!"

"After chatting with your ex-boyfriend for a while, you can smell it? It's awesome, it's a dog's nose."

Sister Gou stared at him for a long time without saying a word, and Ying Zai didn't talk nonsense: "I don't have time to explain to you now, I will talk to you after finishing the business. Apprentice, come and open the warehouse door."

"coming."

Xu Wei came out from behind, holding the key to Brother Zhang's warehouse in her hand: "What's the matter? What happened?"

"It's a big deal!" Ying Zai laughed and said, "Anyway, if you find out, you'll definitely be jumping for joy."

After speaking, he opened the warehouse and walked in, and then began to rummage through the vast amount of things, so many that they looked like after opening the modifier to change the inventory, because apart from Brother Zhang, there will be various situations in the multiverse Some cosmic monkeys have become stones again, some cosmic Nezhas have long since died in Chentangguan, some cosmic Yang Jian was suppressed forever... and some worlds were directly destroyed for various reasons.

And those weird things in the destroyed world will appear in this warehouse. Firstly, it is to satisfy Brother Zhang’s collection habit, and secondly, because this is universe zero, a certain amount of reserves is needed to repair other worlds because World line changes caused by some abnormal means.

So there are 11 golden cudgels in the warehouse alone. It is not a big problem to get all the equipment of these gangs together. Although Yingzai doesn't know how to restore their abilities, Buddha relies on gold. Pretending to be a monkey depends on clothes. How can they improve their self-confidence with equipment.

However, although the equipment is there, during this period of time, Brother Zhang, who has been tidying up, wandered around and didn't tidy up much, so Yingzai worked in it to make up for their gang's set of equipment. One day, the lights dimmed at night. Only then did he pack everything up.

To be honest, if it weren't for Zhang Ge's warehouse with all kinds of strangely shaped Qiankun bags, Ying Shui wouldn't be able to hold these things.

"Have some fried rice noodles."

After Ying smashed it, he went back to the front and sat on the counter and yelled at his apprentice, and when the neighbors saw him, they all came up to say a few words: "Oh, isn't this a dragon, why is she still a bitch? Body, did you make the man feel good and don't want to change back?"

"Other men make me so happy, right? Today I'm going to show you what it means to be an overlord."

"Don't talk nonsense to me." Ying slapped his hands: "Just you little Karami, chatting with me in this three-acre land, believe it or not, I will slap you all."

His angry appearance not only didn't deter others, but made people feel a different kind of amorous feelings. There were a lot of those wicked animals whistling, booing, and encouraging them to touch his ass.

"I told you that I can't go together."

Because Brother Zhang will come back every now and then to host various anniversaries in Chang'an Lane, and everyone supports the Lord to go outside to find a little bit of his own life, so there are not many people asking where Brother Zhang is going, but some haven't seen it for a long time. Those who came back or just joined would ask questions, but they were merciless when they teased Yingzai. After all, Yingzai was a lot of them who watched them grow up and become women.

"By the way, do you know where there is a better dog? It's the kind that has been around for a hundred years."

Ying Zai took a sip of beer and then turned around and asked, "Is there anything, serious business."

"What? You want to steal a dog?" The next wolf demon raised his head: "I advise you not to mess around, the demon circle is not a place outside the law."

"It's you!"

Ying would pull someone's arm when he hit it: "Now Erlangshen is short of a dog, I think you are good."

"I am a wolf!!! Prairie wolf!!!"

"Almost, you learn a foreign language, bark a few times and you're done."

After Ying Zai finished speaking, he was about to drag him out, but at this moment, a white shadow came out, kicking his legs high and kicking his feet, and Ying smashed him against the wall, and the wolf demon who was almost dragged away by him Seeing it, he immediately rushed forward and hugged Sister Gou's leg: "Boss...he stole the dog!"

Not long after, Yingzai was dragged back by Sister Gou: "What's wrong with you?"

"What else can happen? Find a replacement for your ex-boyfriend, why? Are you sore?"

Ying's mouth was always hurtful, and she silenced Miss Gou with one sentence. After a long time, she said: "Go find Niannian and Xiao Snake, and send Boss Dog over. This is also a chance for Boss Dog. After all, it is an ordinary dog, and it is difficult to extend its life without a chance."

"Hey, this is good! I'll go right away."

Although Ying Zai seems unreliable, his ability to handle affairs is still good. Although he often fails to achieve success, he basically does not miss the general direction of some things.

After listening to Sister Gou and looking around for Niannian and Xiaoshe, Xiaoshe readily agreed, because she was not willing to let her dog boss leave early, and she was able to follow Erlang, so it was God. Big good thing.

But Niannian is a little more difficult to deal with. After coaxing Kejiu for a long time and agreeing to give her a whole set of Bubble Mart, it is considered to be able to settle this difficult monster.

Early the next morning, Ying Zai appeared in front of the wild and rebellious trio with a universe bag full of weapons holding the dog boss in his arms. He put down the dog boss first, and then took out the universe bag: "Dear audience, Don't blink, it's time to witness the miracle."