What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 562 The Golden Wind and Yulu Meet

The three God of War men were all dumbfounded. They looked at the equipment spread all over the floor in disbelief. The familiar and unfamiliar feeling made their hands tremble, but they were actually quite sure that these things were not their own, because who He will be unfamiliar with the old buddy who has been with him for so many years.

It’s just that they are too similar... No, it should be said that they are exactly the same. The torn Huntian silk, the golden chain mail refined by the alchemy furnace, and the split three-pointed two-edged knife, they are all back now, just like that Lively placed in front of oneself.

"These things are fine. I can't help your dog, but I've found a substitute for you. What do you think of this?"

Ying Zai grabbed the dog boss by the tail and pulled him in front of Sanyan'er. The dog boss obviously recognized the big brother who saved his life, and immediately jumped on him, hugging and rubbing, looking very affectionate. And Sanyan'er squatted down and gently touched the head of the dog boss, his eyes became a little complicated.

"Be careful, it's a color dog. It likes to jump on girls."

"That's not the same as Nezha?" Hou'er sat beside him and touched the whiskers on the body of the phoenix-winged purple-gold crown and said, "He's also a pervert."

"Well, let's make them friends."

But now Nezha has no time to say goodbye, he is holding Huntian Ling to wipe his face.To be honest, it would be cute if he did it like a child in the legend, but now Nezha is already in his 30s, and he who rubs around like this looks like an idiot, as wretched as he wants.

And Sanyan'er has been communicating with the dog boss with his eyes, and it seems that he likes this spirit dog very much.

"There are guys, things, even dogs, what are you waiting for?" Ying Zai stood up and said with a smile on his hips, "Ah, speaking of which, the three of you should be the Heavenly Court Beast Taming Trio Now, the third eye is the master dog trainer, Nezha is the master dragon trainer, and the monkey is Bi Mawen."

The monkey raised its head and bared its teeth at Ying, but Ying was not afraid, just folded his arms and said, "Damn monkey, it's up to you, you have never really been the Monkey King in your life, although you are indeed weak now." Yes, but I think you'd rather be a hero for a minute than a coward for a lifetime in the name of a hero."

The monkey couldn't answer these words, and Ying Zai didn't say anything more, because it would be a bit insulting to say it in their heart.

"By the way, Xinfengshen." Ying Shui turned around and glanced at the three of them: "Go to the human world, heaven is not your destination. Because resistance and unyielding will always be the main theme of the human race."

After finishing speaking, Ying Zai took a step back and bowed lightly: "Goodbye, my patron saint when I was young."

After speaking, he fell back and disappeared in front of them.

Nezha raised his head at this moment: "Who is this person, he speaks so provocatively."

"Maybe someone's fan."

Only Yang Jian looked back at the dog boss and said, "You don't even recognize him? He is the secret method Tianlong, the adopted son of the grand master Wen Zhongwen."

"Damn it~ I turned into a little girl." Nezha scratched his chin: "I remember he came from a strong man before."

"You can't even see through Grandpa's piercing eyes. What kind of trick is this?" Monkey also said beside him, "It's a bit powerful."

Sanyan raised his eyebrows and did not take their flowers. He just found a purple gold collar from the equipment pile and put it on the dog boss's neck. The hair suddenly took on a new look, as if it had reversed its youth, it turned back to a glossy black, and because of the blessing of the magic weapon, its body swelled more than twice, and it looked like the dog boss with a wretched expression, clearly a black haired man. The perverted wolf, the green light in his eyes shone with a thrilling cold light.

Its claws became thicker and sharper, and it would make a metal-like sound when walking on the ground, and a certain battle helmet appeared on its head, which made it look majestic.

"Call twice."

Nezha was going to tease it, but the dog boss saw that it was a man, and reluctantly turned his head to the side, then squatted next to Yang Jian, and even glanced at Nezha inadvertently, his eyes were full of disdain.

"Hey! This bitch!"

In fact, this is not the fault of the dog boss, because it has never been touched by men since it was a stray dog... It is not a habit for a day and a half, except for Brother Zhang, it only listens to girls and Yang Jian, and Yang Jian It's not because of anything else, it's just because he killed the dog boss.

But now is obviously not the time to pet the dog, their equipment is enough for them to toss around for a while, the two of them finished dressing up, they glanced at each other, and then looked at the bottle of real man's elixir on the cabinet in unison.

"A fight?"

Sanyan'er turned his head to the side and asked.

The monkey grinned, "Afraid you won't succeed?"

Nezha rolled up the bottle of pill with one roll of Huntian Ling: "Hit it, go to the mountains."

"First set up a four-yang cauldron array." Sanyan'er pinched a pill with two fingers and swallowed it: "The winner will be seen in 10 minutes!"

In the few breaths after he swallowed the elixir, Zhenjun Erlang revealed his true body, the golden thread between his brows slowly stretched and turned into a ferocious eye, and his three-pointed two-edged knife also curled up. Zhan Qing Guanghua.

"Somersault Cloud!"

The monkey was extremely fast, and disappeared with a whoosh, but Nezha looked at the Hot Wheels beside him and rubbed it lightly for a while: "Old man, do you still know me?"

The Hot Wheels turned with a whine, and Nezha laughed and jumped up: "Three Eyes, I'm waiting for you!"

That morning, there were no clouds and mists in the mountains, but the sky was full of fire, the thunder rumbled, and the ground trembled slightly, like an earthquake.Loud noises are heard from the deep mountains in the sky from time to time, the sound is deafening, and it can be heard clearly even in the city hundreds of kilometers away, but this day, the red clouds all over the sky and the Tiangu Shiri appear together, thunderous and earth-shattering The mountain shakes and trembles frequently.

Although the duration was not long, eyewitnesses took pictures of the changes in the sky at that time, loud noises, bright lights, etc., just like the legendary signs before the arrival of the earthquake. Many people panicked. Started to hide around, all the open places in the city were full of people, they were waiting for the earth-shattering earthquake to happen.

But in the end the big earthquake did not appear, and the vision in the sky lasted only 10 minutes, and after 10 minutes, everything returned to calm, as if nothing had happened.

And at this time, in the mountain that had been ruined but not a single tree fell, three humanoid monsters were lying on the big rock at the foot of the mountain. There was a human centipede in the ground.

"Ah~~~~~"

Suddenly Nezha yelled loudly: "Sweet!"

At this moment, Nezha's tiger's mouth and ligaments were broken, and his arm was bleeding, which he didn't notice just now, but now that he lost his strength, it seemed difficult for him to even stand up.

Those two were not much better, the monkey lost a tooth, and the shoulder of the third eye was broken. Although they can rebuild after a little recovery, it is conceivable that they can fight so badly. I don't know how intense the 10 minutes just now were.

But, how intense it was just now, and how embarrassing it is now, the three of them couldn't move for a moment, they could only lie there and do photosynthesis, but even so they looked terribly happy, lying down all the time Then review the gains and losses of the previous game.

For a while it is said that Nezha is using evil tricks, for a while it is said that the three-eyed dead hand is for a while, and the monkey has no rules.
It's just that age is not forgiving, and the monkey's golden hair also has a few gray hairs on it. Nezha is not a tender lotus boy anymore, and the three-eyed children have gone through a lot of wind and frost. Chengdu is already in the third grade, so they can only call their little apprentice Zhang Xu to pick them up while lying down.

Zhang Xu borrowed a scooter from a local fellow, and dragged the three old comrades back. They were struggling on the mountain road. I don’t know if he thought he was going to drag the three people on the scooter out. buried.

Xu Xu is an honest person, if it were someone else, he would have been too lazy to bother with these three nonsense things, the eighty-mile mountain road... Even if he has the blessings of two demon gods, but because the three in the car can't move, he will cry. The old man who called him had to stop and walk slowly towards the village.

It's just that when they were on the road, the three brothers confessed a lot to Xu Xu just like confessing their last words.

"We are no longer what we used to be. The future era should belong to you. Being late is not because of lack of ability, but because of lack of energy." Three eyes said: "After all, you are not young anymore."

The monkey lay there without saying anything, just muttering repeatedly: "I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain..."

And even Nezha, who has always escaped, said: "Actually, when I look back, I realize that sometimes it's not interesting to fight back and forth."

At this time Xu Xu turned his head: "You are not going to die, are you?"

"Oh, that's not true. It's good to sleep at night. It's just that I suddenly wanted to understand something. What Lei Fa Tianlong said is right, but we can't always look back. If this land really needs heroes, you guys The young man is the most suitable. What word do you use?"

Nezha answered, "Thai pants!"

"It's not this, don't play around."

After thinking for a while, Nezha said, "It's just that we are a little behind the pace of the times. There is really nothing we can do. The future still depends on you."

Hearing Sanyan'er and Nezha's words, Xu Xu almost cried: "I can't, I'm stupid."

"How stupid can you be than that monkey? He's not even a human being."

"I am Monkey King Monkey King!" the monkey shouted there.

"Come on, I got it, you are Monkey King Monkey King." Nezha looked up at the starry sky: "You heard what that sister told us just now, he wants us to be heroes again, but really It’s so hard, I’m kind of at a loss. You know we’re all about vandalism, from destroying buildings to disrupting order and nothing else.”

"I can still ask for alms. Old man, your grandpa asked if you still have some vegetarian food at home for my master and apprentice to eat?"

"You call that robbery." Nezha shouted as loudly as he could, "Don't teach your disciples blindly!"

Xu Xu was silent for a moment: "But I don't know what to do."

"It's okay, you can learn."

Several people were chatting, it was already late at night, although they agreed to come back almost in a disguised form, but facing this brand new era, the three past heroes seemed a little dazed, they stood at the top of the forest, moving forward Looking back, there is no answer.

They used to have a clear goal to break something and resist something, but now even if they regroup, they just go back to the old business, but now in the new era, what they need is not destruction but creation.

As it happens, none of the three are good at creating.

"Don't worry, your three masters will be your strong backing." Yang Jian chuckled: "I told Chen Xiang the same way back then."

"Ah, you are stupid, you call Chen Xiang, that boy and this boy, I really don't know what will happen." Nezha smacked his lips: "Since you said that you are going to enter the game, how about Pull out the head first. But I can’t do it, I’m not popular, and there’s no one else except my worthless father.”

"Forget it, every time I see you two father and son, I'm afraid that you two will fight."

"Then why do you think he usually holds a tower?"

And the monkey seemed to think of something: "Oh? Xiaoxu, do you want the monkey or not."

"don't want……"

Xu Xu shook his head hastily: "I'm crazy, what do I want a monkey for..."

Monkey pondered for a long time, after all, he couldn't think of any other proud juniors he could call out. The only ones that could appear in his mind were his monkey grandchildren, but if he really got some monkeys, it would be somewhat out of shape .

"There are so many female monsters on your way, why don't you know how to get Xu Xu here?" Nezha yelled at the monkey: "Go, get him a wife."

Monkey kept silent, because his reputation in the demon world was very bad. Although he was obviously a great monster, he eventually betrayed the demon clan and went to the upper three realms. This betrayal also completely ruined his reputation in the demon world. It is an empty-headed fight against Buddha.

"Ah! I have someone to choose." Nezha suddenly remembered: "I used to have a relationship with Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and there is a boy under him who has a good relationship with me."

"Isn't that the red boy!"

"Hey..." Nezha looked back at the monkey, "That's right, I forgot that you and Honghaier are mortal enemies."

Yang Jian finally spoke again at this moment: "Stop laughing and laughing, and seriously think of a way to help him. Although our master is incompetent, we are still a master after all, so please stop messing around. "

(End of this chapter)