What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 599 Fun!

Brother Zhang was held down by several burly men, and then he tied his hands with cloth strips and pulled him aside. If this was the case in the past, who would dare to do this to him? Can't even break free from a piece of rag, the main thing is that he has no strength to restrain a chicken.

Without the ability to think about anything, Brother Zhang felt that his mother was a piece of meat to be slaughtered, but he had to resist to some extent, so he shouted: "Where are you taking me?"

"Where are you going? Of course, go to a good place, don't be so wordy, just go and wait!"

Reasonable?If you can explain the truth to these people, there is no such thing as a scholar meeting a soldier, and these people are not ordinary soldiers in their clothes, and they are still covered with armor. The soldiers are in chaos these days, and the armored soldiers are not the royal family. The guards of the relatives of the state are the pro-army of any general.

Brother Zhang was dragged to the bottom of the wall like a little chick, and when he went over to look, there was already a row of scholars over there, all of them had red lips and white teeth, and all of them were weak. If it weren't for the long gown, it would be reasonable to say that the young master was selected by the White Horse Club.

And Brother Zhang is just one of the crowd, standing in a row is considered a match, after all, everyone is pretty good-looking...

"Overseer, have you gathered fifty?"

"Enough is enough, take it away!"

After the few soldiers inquired, the young masters leading the long line began to ostentatiously pass through the market. Brother Zhang was confused in this team, he didn't know what he was going to do, anyway, he was simply picked up Walked down a long street.

While on the road, the surrounding people opened their windows one after another to see what happened. Most of them belonged to older girls and younger daughters-in-law. Seeing this group of red-toothed, white-toothed, twenty-eight-year-old scholars being dragged across the long street, they were so excited , From time to time, some flowers will be folded and sprinkled on the head.

Along the way, they were also very good-looking, and there was a frivolous scholar in the team who kept winking at him, which made the girls laugh again and again.

"You girls." The leader of the soldiers shouted to the surroundings: "Don't make trouble for the master, I really can't bear the loneliness, so go with me, and when the time comes, pick the rest and let them out, whether it's a chicken or a donkey Just pick it up and try it at home.”

What the soldier chief shouted was very vulgar, but it caused a lot of noise from the girls, but Brother Zhang followed them silently with his head down, without looking up, and just came to the place amidst Yingyingyanyan's laughter. In front of a courtyard wall.

At this time, he looked up and realized that this is not a courtyard wall, it is clearly a palace wall.Brother Zhang immediately thought of the matter of the princess recruiting a son-in-law. It seems that no one is willing to marry a sick princess back home, so the royal family simply pretended to let it go.

Before entering the palace, they all went through a very strict body search. Under the armpit, under the head, and inside the thigh, even the cows had to be pinched twice by the dead eunuch with a tune, and four or five of them were brushed off on the spot. The reason was not stated but it goes without saying that these few basically hid their faces and ran away, for fear of being seen as a joke, but they still couldn't resist the bursts of laughter from the people watching outside.

Even Brother Zhang couldn't hold back his laughter.

But his laughter didn't last long, and it was his turn after all. When the eunuch saw Brother Zhang, his eyes really lit up, and he poked and poked a few times in his mouth, and he checked his arm. The limb sockets and the thighs are almost the same. When I arrived at Brother Zhang, I didn't even let go of my teeth, ears, and fingernails.

"Clean, really clean. He is a decent person." The eunuch repeatedly praised: "Okay, this is good. Take it away, don't make Your Majesty wait."

Brother Zhang was originally a decent person, the kind who would rather not eat but clean himself up. Although his body is a little thinner, it shows his scholarly temperament even more. This thing is the most popular in Song Dynasty. It's a popular appearance, no wonder the old eunuch praised it repeatedly.

Following the team to the palace, the size of the place looked like that of a prince, not the style of a real emperor, probably because the Liao people drove them here in advance, and it was too late to make some tricks.

But even if it is a runaway emperor, he can't be neglected. After these people entered, they were first taken to a big room. Those with dirt on their necks and ears were brought up with a bucket of cold water, and then they were asked to wash themselves off. But when we arrived at Brother Zhang's place, the eunuch in charge of checking the watering was as satisfied as the eunuch at the door. He even pulled a lock of hair and put it under his nose for a sniff. When he found that there was no peculiar smell, he waved his hand and let him pass with satisfaction. .

Just like that, after going through three gates and six inspections, they finally came to a large hall. These people didn't have any good treatment. One person threw a futon and asked them to sit there, and then no one came to take care of them, but But there were two gold-armored warriors standing there with knives at the door, and they didn't even dare to move casually.

After sitting for about an hour, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from behind. Everyone present looked up and saw several eunuchs in blue clothes walking out quickly, using their bodies to build a There was a wall of people, and then an old man in his sixties walked over with the support of an old eunuch.

Although the old man didn't wear a dragon robe, anyone who wasn't stupid would know who he was, and if he didn't want to die, he must not talk nonsense right now.

After the old man came over, he sat on top of it, and the words were all spoken by the old eunuch who seemed to have a high status. Anyway, there was a lot of nonsense, Brother Zhang didn't pay attention to it, he was just distracted.

He didn't come back to his senses until the old eunuch asked someone to bring paper and pens in front of everyone, but now because he was in a daze just now, he didn't know what the above said, so he turned his head and asked: "He said what?"

"No noise allowed!"

The old eunuch's high-pitched voice reached Brother Zhang's ears with a murderous look, and Brother Zhang was also his mother's head iron. He raised his head and asked, "What are you going to do? I was distracted and didn't hear clearly just now."

When the people around heard this, they immediately knew that this guy had been disqualified, and couldn't help casting envious glances at him. The eunuch frowned and was about to scold him, but the emperor patted him on the shoulder, and the eunuch didn't understand. If you said something, you made a special request for Brother Zhang again: "Write down your name, hometown, and origin, and someone will check it when the time comes. If you deceive the emperor, hehe...don't cry for injustice when the head falls to the ground." .”

Brother Zhang snorted, then raised his pen and began to write. Brother Zhang is very honest, he has no habit of lying at all, so he picked up the pen to start copying the contents of his memory.In this place, he is from Yuhang, and he has not yet entered Gyeonggi-do in the future, so he just wrote Yuhang directly.

And he himself was born as a scholar, and his teacher was a teacher from Yuhang Xiaoyao Academy. His parents died and he had an uncle, etc...

After finishing writing, several young eunuchs collected their things and handed them over to the old eunuch, who then turned around and handed them to the emperor respectfully.

The emperor didn't look at it in detail. When he saw the good-looking handwriting, he kept it, and left the unsightly handwriting aside. The old eunuch called the name of the old eunuch, and the one whose name was called was taken out and released. .

Fifty people around him decreased one by one, Brother Zhang is still confused, but he waited for a long time and didn't see his name being called, so he stretched his neck and watched.

But he actually didn't know that one of the things he has done in his spare time these years is practicing calligraphy. Although there is not much calligraphy, there is definitely a lot, so although his fonts are not of any genre, his lower case script is also rigid Just right, Wang Xizhi's "Huang Ting Jing" was also copied, which is of course pleasing to the eye.

In the end, in the first screening, the emperor personally screened out 30 people, and the hall was more than half empty at once, and the rest of the people were waiting anxiously.

At this time, the old eunuch came to a new job. He raised his hand and took the remaining stack of name cards handed to him by the emperor and began to count people. When someone was counted, the old eunuch said loudly: "Come forward."

The person who was called did not dare to neglect, and went straight to the old eunuch, and then the old eunuch punched him: "I have a dice in my hand, guess what time it is."

So the man guessed, and after guessing, the old eunuch spread his hands, curled his lips and waved, and someone took him down.But when it came to the second person, the old eunuch asked again: "Yesterday, today, tomorrow, why?"

"what?"

"Ah??" The old eunuch stared at him and waved his hands again. This person can be regarded as eliminated.

So seven or eight people went back and forth, and finally arrived at Brother Zhang. The old eunuch called him to the front and looked him up and down: "You are born with a good skin, so you won't be drowsy now, right?"

Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head, while the old eunuch asked, "Do you hate Liao people?"

As soon as this question came out, the tail bones of the scholars around trembled. This is a proposition. If the answer is not good, you will lose your head on the spot. After all, His Majesty on the stage was driven over the river by the Liao people. When it comes to hating the Liao people, it must be hatred, but can this hatred be nonsense, how to hate and why to hate... This question is deadly.

Brother Zhang didn't seem to care too much. After thinking for a moment, he smiled honestly: "To be honest, I don't hate it very much, and I can even say that I don't hate it."

Sure enough, this sentence directly caused the old man on the stage to slap the dragon chair, and the big eunuch also stared wide-eyed: "Bold! Damn you! Come here!"

But at this moment, the old man above coughed: "Wait a minute, let him talk, and I will listen too."

"Official, he..."

"Let him speak!"

After all, the emperor is the emperor, and the old eunuch turned off his fire with one sentence, and Zhang Ge blinked his eyes a few times: "I don't know the Liao people, why should I hate him?"

This time it was the old man's turn to wait: "But the Liao people seized my land in the Great Song Dynasty and killed the people of the Great Song Dynasty. Don't you hate it?"

Brother Zhang smacked his lips: "Isn't it because I have never beaten someone before? What should I do?"

A burst of uniform laughter from the scholar below stopped abruptly, even the emperor's old man almost didn't collapse, he should be angry at this moment, who knew that he was almost amused by this silly boy.

"Just one of them didn't win?"

"As far as I know, winning should be possible, but what about war? There are too many unreliable things, and it's okay to lose. In fact, I'm afraid that they won't win in the fight for unification, and finally let them become orthodox. It's troublesome, as long as the orthodoxy is still there, sooner or later there will be unification, right?"

Right...how dare he!This is thanks to the fact that the official family has always been kind-hearted and loves young people very much. Otherwise, whichever emperor is changed, this kid's dog's fate will be gone, and even his uncle who is not very contactable will probably be with him.

"How can the people of Liao join the reunification!" The old emperor was so angry that he slapped the table with emotion: "If they take the reunification, how can I face my ancestors!"

Brother Zhang didn't feel anything special when he saw him so excited. After all, everyone who knew it knew that his Zhao family's Chen Qiao mutiny was not a serious upper-ranking process. The legal system of the country started from the Five Dynasties Hou Liang, the legal system of the Hou Liang came from the abdication of the Tang Dynasty, and the legal system of the Later Tang Dynasty was in the name of restoring the Tang Dynasty.In the later period of Later Tang Dynasty, Shi Jingtang, a general of Later Tang Dynasty, colluded with Khitan and overthrew the Later Tang Dynasty. Afterwards, Shi Jingtang, in the name of inheriting Later Tang Dynasty, proclaimed himself emperor in the Central Plains and established Later Jin to succeed Later Tang Dynasty.However, Shi Jingtang was able to proclaim himself emperor because of the strong support of Liao Taizong Yelu Deguang.Therefore, Shi Jingtang said that he respected Yelu Deguang as the father emperor, and he himself was the son emperor who accepted the canonization of the father emperor.

Everyone is not a good person, but Liao's legal system is better than his Zhao family's, right?After all, he got in touch with the former Tang step by step. Zhao Kuangyin had a relationship with the legal system of the former dynasty. He ate the welfare of Guo Wei and denied the orthodox "Chai" family of the later Zhou Dynasty. The position is not correct.If it wasn't for occupying the orthodox land in the Central Plains, they really wouldn't have an advantage in the struggle for unification. Now that they have all moved to the south of the Yangtze River a hundred years in advance, they will take the lead in fighting for unification.

"Why don't you kill me." Brother Zhang still smiled: "I'm not good at talking, so I must have offended you."

Such an attitude of his made the runaway emperor on the high platform feel a little interesting. He calmed down his emotions slowly, and then looked at Brother Zhang with interest: "Are you so unafraid of death?"

"Fortunately, I'm not very scared."

"Okay, I will fulfill you."

With a wave of the old man's hand, the two guards immediately stepped forward and grabbed brother Zhang's arm and pulled him out. Brother Zhang didn't move, just let them drag him, anyway, the moment his head fell to the ground, he would return to his own world Well, it doesn't matter if you die or not.

"Wait! Let go of this idiot!"

The old man wanted to see the ugliness of the smelly scholar, but who would have thought that he was really silent, so he became interested in this smelly and hard thing, so he asked the guards to bring him back.

"Are you really not afraid?"

"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded seriously: "Actually, I'm not afraid."

"Okay, okay! You stay, and the others retreat."

(End of this chapter)