What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 600 This idiot!
After the others were screened out, there was only Brother Zhang left in the hall. It was impossible for Brother Zhang to kneel to the emperor, but the good thing about Song Dynasty was that he didn’t like to kneel down in informal occasions, especially Brother Zhang himself. Just a scholar, there is no special situation, even if you see the emperor, you don't need to kneel down.

After all, how is it possible to ask him to kneel down? If he can’t, just kill him, and then he will lock this world and come back with 300 million heavily armored synthetic troops to beat this place into a primitive society.

"You idiot, let me ask you, if you were you, how would you win this authority."

People, they are all the same, what is needed is what is urgent, the most urgent thing here is to change from the orthodox dynasty in the Central Plains to a small court in the south, winning or losing is a trivial matter for the emperor, and seizing the unification is the first-class event. In addition, Shandong was also occupied by the Liao people. Once the Confucius family presided over Mount Tai Fengchan for the Liao people, everything would really be over.

So the old man Zhao Zhen is a little sick and rushes to the doctor. He has to ask twice when he sees someone. Forced to jump into the sea.

"Me?" Brother Zhang saw the old man asking himself, so he thought for a while: "I don't have a good solution. After all, the two sides of the legal system are evenly divided, and the Liao Kingdom still has a small advantage. If you have to talk about taking this system, it's better than everyone else." Don't ask for it, spend money to support those who can't be beaten, and then destroy Liao first. Here, they will use the Yangtze River natural moat for a few years. When they seize the world and rule by law in the south, they will also have to recognize us. Legislation."

It's thanks to Renzong Zhao Zhen. If any emperor didn't pull Brother Zhang out for frying, he would be considered a famous emperor through the ages, and even Zhao Zhen was so angry that he was about to have a heart attack. Brother said: "You, you, you...you fool! Ouch..."

"The official family..."

The eunuch rushed over to help Zhao Zhen smooth his chest, and after they tossed and frantically for a while, they waited until Zhao Zhen walked over in one breath, then patted the dragon chair and scolded: "How can there be such a stupefaction like you in the world?" Son, I'm so pissed off that I'm so pissed off..."

"Actually, there is no way to do this. Since ancient times, the north and the south have been fighting each other. The north is strong and the south is weak, and the east and west are fighting. Xixia, Longyou Duhufu, Tubo, and Gaochang Uighurs a little farther away, they all crawled out of places where survival is difficult. In comparison, people fight for survival, and here they fight for unity. In other words, orthodoxy has nothing to do with them, but survival is a must.”

Hearing this, Zhao Zhen pursed his lips and said, "Then we really have nothing to do?"

"It's not impossible. If you can kill half of the civil servants in the court, maybe you can fight back."

As soon as these words came out, Zhao Zhen almost spat out a mouthful of blood. When he heard this stupid man say such words, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a moment, so he waved his hand: "Go, go, you Let me go. I don't want to see you fool."

The eunuch also shook his head: "Let's go, the official let you go, what are you still doing?"

Brother Zhang turned around and walked out, halfway there, he suddenly turned around and asked, "Can I have a meal, I'm still hungry today."

Zhao Zhen smacked his lips. Originally, he was depressed because he was driven to this place by the Liao people, but today he was so angry and bloody several times because of this fool.

But he was also calm, and waved helplessly: "Go, take him to dinner."

When the eunuch took Brother Zhang to dinner, Zhao Zhen sat alone on the dragon chair and thought carefully about what the idiot said just now. Although every sentence sounded rebellious, he felt that his relatives were all It's wholesale, but if you really taste it carefully, it really has that smell.

After a while, the eunuch came back, Zhao Zhen raised his eyelids and looked at him: "Take that idiot to eat?"

"Back to the official's house, he has already eaten, but he still dislikes the bad food in our dining hall. He also said that it's no wonder Her Royal Highness can't eat, and that anyone who eats this food every day will be crazy."

"This idiot!!! I..." Zhao Zhen raised his head: "I want to see what he is capable of. Go! Go and tell that guy that today I will see this guy's cooking skills. I can tolerate it." He is talking nonsense in front of the palace, but if he can't cook this meal, don't blame me for taking him into corvee!"

"Yes...the servant is going now."

At the moment, brother Zhang is eating steamed buns, because there is no white sugar, the buns have a sour taste, and even the imperial things are not so exquisite, no wonder Su Dongpo has invented so many dishes in his life, dare to say These guys eat really rough.

"That idiot!"

The eunuch outside yelled: "The official said, since you despise this imperial meal, the official wants to see what you can do. The official also said that he can tolerate your disrespect in front of the palace, but If your food is not as good as your taciturn one, don't blame him for dragging you into corvée."

Brother Zhang didn't answer right away, he just stood up and strolled around the kitchen with steamed buns in his mouth, looking at and touching all kinds of seasonings.Then he opened his mouth and said: "Although there are not many things, they are still enough. I will call you when they are ready."

"Hey... you idiot!"

"The world may be longer, so let's have dinner that night."

The eunuch was helpless when he met this fool, so he had to report his words to Zhao Zhen, who nodded after listening to him: "Okay, I want to see what tricks he can come up with."

Due to the limitations of the times, there are not too many seasonings here. For example, MSG, the king of umami, is not available, but chicken soup can be used instead.There is no oyster sauce, but fish bone glue can be used instead.There is no sugar, but honey can be used instead.It is not spicy, but it can be replaced with horseradish horseradish cornel.

When Brother Zhang saw the things in the imperial dining room, he rolled up his sleeves and started to work. He immediately greeted the little eunuchs in the imperial dining room and began to chop the shaved meat of the old hen and Qingshui crucian carp into minced meat, and then Stew fish bones, chicken and duck, ham hooves and scallops, and the dish he is about to cook is the legendary boiled cabbage.

Fortunately, there are a lot of things in the kitchen, so Brother Zhang still has a lot of room to play.

And tonight's menu is boiled cabbage, Jiang Shilang tofu, pickled radish, mandarin fish with pine nuts, grilled wings in honey sauce, braised wild vegetables, minced meat pickles, toad in tea oil. The soup is dried sea rice and winter melon soup, and the staple food is green onions Fried noodles, miscellaneous grain steamed bread, rice and mixed vegetables, and desserts are almond tofu brain and ginger milk.

There is no mutton that Song people often eat here, and most of them are light and sweet. Only steamed dumplings and minced meat pickles will have a spicy taste, but this set of dishes is mainly an appetizer and refreshing.

Except for the boiled cabbage, other dishes are very fast, but the staple food is slower. The noodles and steamed buns are all good, but the rice is different. People in Song Dynasty also eat rice, but the way of eating is different. They like to cook rice porridge or boiled rice with water, and rarely eat steamed rice like Brother Zhang.

So it will take a lot of trouble here, and he has to beat part of the rice into rice milk and mix it with glutinous rice to make steamed dumplings.

Ginger milk is buffalo milk. Song can’t eat beef. Buffaloes are used to plow the fields, but it’s not a big problem to get some buffalo milk. Ginger milk is a typical Cantonese dish. It is likely that they are eating for the first time today.

His kitchen knife was chopping on the chopping board all afternoon, and in the evening, the eunuch came again. He squinted his eyes and stood at the door, watching the things with clear soup and little water being placed on the table by this idiot. My heart is contemptuous.

"Are you ready? The officials are a little anxious to wait."

Zhang Ge let out a hum, and poured the soup from the last boiled cabbage on the cabbage, and the cabbage slowly bloomed into a flower. The cooks in the room also stared wide-eyed. After all, they have been busy all afternoon, so they just waited for this.

After the dishes were all ready, the eunuch hummed and pointed to the food on the table: "You eat some first, I will watch you eat."

Brother Zhang knew about these stinky problems, so he wasn't too polite anyway, he was hungry anyway, so he took a spoon and took a bowl, made some of each dish, made a big bowl, sat there and ate it like this, like that The son was really greedy, even the well-informed eunuch swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva.

After waiting for a while, seeing that the idiot showed no signs of being poisoned, the eunuch raised his hand and asked someone to bring the things over.

At this moment, Emperor Renzong was sitting there with a headache. The situation on the front line is really not optimistic. If it weren't for the loyal civil and military officials in the whole court, he would have to think about what that idiot said, and kill half of his mother first.

"Official, the food is here."

"understood."

Seeing that Emperor Renzong didn't move, the eunuch said softly, "That idiot did it all."

"Oh?" Emperor Renzong's only pleasure during this period was Brother Zhang. He heard that the food was made by this fool, and he recovered from his troubles.

When a few dishes came in front of him, he stood up and looked at them: "Interesting and interesting, they all look like rural things, but they are thick and thin, even though the soup with boiled cabbage and little water is delicious. , but looking at it also makes people lose their appetite."

After speaking, he picked up a spoon and scooped up a spoonful of boiled cabbage soup. He thought it was that kind of bland soup, but after entering his mouth, he was immediately opened. The degree of radiance, but it was indeed shocking for a long time.

Afterwards, he took a few more sips and hissed, "It's strange, how can this clear cabbage soup have such a strong meaty taste? It's weird."

He clicked his tongue in amazement, and then ate another crystal clear rice jelly. At the first entrance, it was different from the texture of flour, followed by the slightly bitter taste of wild vegetables, and then the bright shrimp, and finally the horseradish dogwood. Spicy, Emperor Renzong was not good at spicy food, his face turned red all of a sudden.

At this moment, the eunuch thought something was wrong, so he hurried forward, but was pushed by Zhao Zhen when he was about to help him: "It's nothing, it's just that it's spicy..."

He quickly picked up the watery and white thing and took a bite, and then he felt a sweetness, and he hummed: "What is this?"

"That idiot said it's called almond tofu."

"Okay, okay, this is good."

Not to mention, the more Zhao Zhen ate these dishes, the more addicted he became. Zhao Zhen, who had been in a bad mood for a long time, had been messing around with it for a long time. I soaked a bowl of rice with dried shrimp and winter melon soup, ate a small dish of noodles, and finally ate four of the colorful and spicy dumplings.

But he is an old man after all. After eating, he sat there and gasped for breath: "This guy is really capable. No wonder he said that my dining room is not good. From this point of view, it is indeed not good. It's just that I don't understand. What's wrong with this cabbage?" It will be so delicious, full of meat flavor. And the white and tender tofu, how can it be so sweet."

Speaking of this, he slapped his head: "Go quickly, warm up some and bring it to my poor daughter. She hasn't eaten for a few days."

"The slave will do it now."

"Wait a minute, I'll go with you."

The little daughter I love so much seems to be dying. She hasn't eaten a normal meal for several days. She always gets full after two bites and will vomit after eating.

Even if a dead horse is a living horse doctor today, maybe this idiot can really be a fool and have a fool.

A few dishes were heated and delivered to the sickly princess's boudoir. Zhao Zhen waited outside until the maid inside rushed out with tears and said excitedly: "Officials, eat... eat, Her Royal Highness ate it."

Zhao Zhen didn't care about the emperor's etiquette at the moment. He opened the curtain and walked in. Just as he saw his daughter eating the spicy dumplings in small bites, he drank a bowl of ginger-flavored dumplings when it was so spicy that he hiccupped. Milky dessert. After that, I drank a big bowl of soup and ate a lot of rice.

It's not like people are like iron rice or steel, although there is no medicine in it, but after eating the food, within a short time of incense, the princess's pale face really turned red, and her spirit was obviously much better.

"Rong'er, are you still dizzy?"

"It's much better, thank you Father for caring..."

"If you still want to eat, just tell me." Zhao Zhen's eyes turned red: "Eat more, my dear Rong'er, you have suffered a lot these days. I blame the father for being useless and hurting you." You're running around, you're not acclimatized... oh..."

"Father, don't want to be like this. My daughter doesn't feel at ease when she hears it. To be able to receive the grace of her parents is already a blessing from Rong'er's three lives."

While talking, the eunuch suddenly walked in quickly from outside, leaned into Zhao Zhen's ear and said: "Official, that idiot said that he made a meal for the princess alone, and asked someone to bring it over. .”

"Quick! Bring it here!"

But after the food was served, Zhao Zhen found that it was just a plate of red, green and green radish peels and orange peels, with a sour and spicy taste, and a bowl of sour peppery soup with egg drops, shredded tofu and coriander, and A large bowl of white rice with distinct grains.

"The idiot said, let Her Royal Highness cook and eat."

"Bubble!"

A bowl of rice with soup that can't be put on the table, but the princess who can't eat anything, eats it up. The hot and sour orange peel and radish peel are paired with the full-flavored mushy soup. The taste is not very good, but it is enjoyable, and it made Her Royal Highness, who already has a small appetite, feel her belly bulge after eating it.

"Official... that idiot is leaving!" The eunuch ran in again at this moment: "He also asked you if you want to kill him, and if you don't kill him, he will leave."

(End of this chapter)