On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 1 Change Basin?

A group of people stood in front of a nursing home with a mottled exterior.The signboard in front of the door that said "Qingfeng Sanatorium" creaked and creaked under the influence of the wind, which made the expressions of the people present a lot more serious.Several of them looked at the signboard with pale faces, and said in a trembling voice: "How can I be ranked in the S-level dungeon, I have only entered a few dungeons..."

"Okay, you know it's an S-level dungeon, it's a mistake to talk too much in this kind of place." The man standing at the front looked back at the complaining man.

They waited at the door for a while, the watches on their wrists still stuck at [-]:[-], just as they stared at the door.

"Dinglingling——" a screeching bicycle bell sounded, followed by a horn: "Recycle old color TVs, old refrigerators, old mobile phones, old computers... and replace them with stainless steel basins."

This sound pierced everyone's seriousness.They turned their heads suspiciously, and saw a person who was about to merge with the night. After watching for a long time, they realized that it was a dark person riding slowly on a small three-wheeler.

After the recycling message was played on the loudspeaker, he shouted: "Looking for three sons, two daughters, and a pet. One son stepped on colorful auspicious clouds, wore glazed gold armor, and held a square halberd... a son It can change the four seasons, the four eyes can shoot golden light, and the whole body is snow-white... There is also a son with horns on his head, a tail behind him, tiger claws, and various gold and silver treasures on his head all year round... Two daughters, one green and one red, can breathe fire, beautiful appearance, invincible all over the world... pets can swallow clouds, have a unique appearance, and can play with their own shit..."

The announcement about finding the magical creature made the people present: "..." I'm sure, it's not a normal person.

Lu Renjia was riding his horse galloping in the dark night, cursing and cursing as he rode hard: "Damn, it's all due to Tian Laosan, if he didn't insist on grabbing that plastic bottle from me, I wouldn't be able to catch up with "Godzilla" Is the broadcast going to start?" He glanced at the group of people standing in front of the nursing home, and sighed regretfully: "It would be great if we could pick up corpses."

Someone stopped and shouted at Lu Renjia, "Stop..."

Lu Renjia thought it was in stock, hesitated for five seconds between "Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-law vs. Godzilla" and changing the basin, and then came to a sudden stop: "Forget it, forget it, the price of steamed buns has increased recently, the most important thing is to make money. "As he spoke, he rode his tricycle over in a dizzy manner: "Boss, do you want to change the pot? My pot is imported from the United States."

It was only then that everyone could see Lu Renjia clearly, his face was dark and his original face could not be seen clearly, and his clothes were also covered with dirt and patches.When they looked at Lu Renjia like this, contempt appeared in their eyes.

The person who stopped Lu Renjia quietly looked behind the tricycle, and saw a stack of big red flower enamel pots that were very popular in the last century.He was distracted for a moment, forgetting the purpose of calling him here, and said speechlessly: "You call this an American import, you think I'm blind. What is imported by the American emperor has peonies painted on it."

Lu Renjia quit at that time: "You can insult your personality, but you can't insult my basin." He picked up an enamel basin, approached the questioner, pointed to the small label on the bottom of the basin and said, "Your own See if it says it is produced by Nanhe Meidi Enamel Basin Factory." He said with a sad face, "Although I love short pieces, I never deceive people with fake pots."

The man looked at the label and fell silent: "..." When he was silent, a tall man came out behind him: "What is your purpose for coming here?"

Lu Renjia looked at the man, and looked at him with the cell phone face of an old man in the subway: "Didn't you let me come here???"

The man who asked the question froze: "I'm asking if you're also here to be a nurse." He almost didn't say whether you were a player or not.

Lu Renjia looked at the man, pointed to his basin and said, "Little fool, I told you I'm here to change the basin!!!!"

Hearing Lu Renjia's words, the man became violent immediately: "What are you talking about?" The person next to him immediately grabbed the man who was about to become violent: "Da Diao, now is not the time to make trouble, what if he is an NPC."

The man called Da Diao immediately fell silent, and the person next to him who spoke Nanhe dialect said, "Talk to him." He turned to Lu Renjia: "Who are you?" In the copy, you can't ask directly. Whether the other party belongs to an NPC, lest the NPC be angry, but they can prove it from other places.For example, NPC, only the NPC of the main plot will have a name.But he is still outside the copy, and there is no mainline NPC at all.If the other party can say the name, there is only one case, the other party is a player.

Lu Renjia looked at several pairs of eyes staring at him, and looked up at the sky at 45 degrees: "It seems that this secret can't be hidden after all?"

The faces of the few people were stunned: This opening remark full of stories, could this person be the NPC who is in charge of the main plot! ! !

Lu Renjia shook his head, reached out and patted the shoulder of the man who asked the question: "I am..." When everyone was holding their breath, he slowly said the next two words :"······your dad."

The person who spoke Nanhe dialect: "..." Don't stop me, I want to beat this black guy.

So Da Diao, who was persuaded before, turned around and immediately stopped the man who was about to get violent, and said exactly the same words when the man persuaded him before: "Calm down, now is not the time to make trouble, what if he is an NPC."

The man suppressed his anger: "I'm asking what your name is."

Lu Renjia was stunned: "Oh! Then you should have said it earlier. If you asked this earlier, I didn't know that you thought you were fulfilling the dream in the hearts of the majority of young people. After all, their biggest dream is to hear their brother call daddy. You asked me that, and I was instantly confused..."

Seeing that Lu Renjia's chatter was going to shift the topic to the Atlantic, the man said with veins showing, "We just want to ask your name, and we don't want to hear about your mental journey."

Lu Renjia: "Oh, Lu Renjia."

Hearing Lu Renjia's name, the man finally breathed a sigh of relief.Turning to Da Diao and his group, he said, "He said he is a passer-by, not a player or an NPC. Don't worry, don't worry about him. It is probably the same as the passer-by who was there to fill the crowd."

Da Diao said suspiciously: "But will a passerby say that he is a passerby???"

Listening to Da Diao's words, several people also fell into deep thought.

While they were pondering, Lu Renjia said, "Do you want to change the pots of the American emperor? You can get one for one."

Those present: "..."

　Open a new book in the new year, I hope you all have a prosperous new year.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)