On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 2 Nursing I'm Professional

At this time, the door of the nursing home was opened.Three girls in nurse uniforms came out.Holding a splint, they announced with a blank face: "The number of nurses selected this time has been released. Those who are selected, please follow me to sign in. Let me tell you first, one week before entering the job, food and housing are included, but There is no salary. After one week, you will usher in your assessment period, and those who pass the assessment period can become regulars."

All the players present knew that this dungeon had gone through the motions, anyway, only a few real players were named.But Lu Renjia didn't know, he heard that he was free of food and lodging.His eyes lit up for a moment, and then he moved his small tricycle to the corner and put it away: "This place is full of yin, if I don't go, then these living people will definitely end up in a tragic end. When I finish rubbing Meals for this week..."

Lu Renjia, who accidentally said his true words while talking, immediately changed his words: "...Oh, no, I will discuss important issues with you after I resolve the crisis. My main business is not I will forget, I have wronged you for the time being, my brother. I have no choice but to do so. This is the protagonist’s life.” After speaking, he raised his hands and ran over cheerfully: “I, I, I want to participate!!!!” There was no sense of compulsion at all.

Lu Renjia pushed her dark face up and squeezed among the players. At this moment, the nurse was taking roll call: "...you...you...you..." Her hand rested on Lu Renjia's body , Lu Renjia immediately evoked a wicked smile: "Nursing, I am a professional."

The nurse looked at Lu Renjia's dark face and smiled, revealing her pale teeth.The finger unnaturally skipped over Lu Renjia, and stopped at the player next to Lu Renjia: "...and you." Then said: "Come in with me."

The players who were named entered the nursing home one after another.

Lu Renjia pointed at herself, and said expectantly, "I am, I am."

The nurse said very businesslike: "You are not on the selection list." After speaking, she was about to close the door.Who knows when it will be closed.Lu Renjia's head suddenly got in, and got stuck in the crack of the door, both hands still stubbornly pulling on the door frame to prevent it from closing: "Wait, I think it's entirely your loss if you don't accept me."

The nurse looked at the black head, which was close at hand: "..."

Lu Renjia is still strongly recommending herself: "I used to take care of [-] sows that gave birth together in one day, and I was also awarded the title of best sow postpartum care expert of the year in a pig farm... "

The nurse said stiffly: "...No need."

Lu Renjia still didn't give up, she moved her head closer, and said pitifully, "I can eat ten bottles of Coke without hiccups, and I can eat twenty pots of rice without drinking water. I can even chop fruit while splitting forks. Believe me, Nursing, I'm definitely a professional."

The nurse couldn't take it anymore, and shouted: "I said I don't need it anymore. And what kind of weird skill do you have, it can't compete with nursing at all. Get out of here immediately."

Lu Renjia said solemnly: "Why can't you get along? Don't you want to see how you can drink ten bottles of Coke and eat twenty pots of rice while taking care of people while splitting forks and peeling apples?"

The nurse's face was already darkened, but Lu Renjia's hand was firmly on the door, and she couldn't close it no matter how hard she tried: "I don't want to!!!"

Lu Renjia said with a heroic expression on his face that no woman could resist me: "Little fool, you are being duplicity. I know you want to see... Before you, there are already countless women willing I spent a lot of money for my performance. The maximum denomination can reach 10 yuan, so no one can refuse." He also reached in and grabbed the nurse's arm.

The nurse waved her hands frantically and shouted: "I refuse, I refuse, I refuse..." Just let me go, I'm just a cannon fodder NPC! ! !

Just when Lu Renjia was thinking about whether to do a split first to scare her off.A majestic male voice came: "What are you doing?"

The nurse looked back, just like the savior she saw: "Doctor Luo, this person is not on the list, but he insists on coming in!!"

Luo Shihao came over and took a deep look at Lu Renjia: "You want to come in? Why do you want to come in?"

Lu Renjia raised her head: "Is your food and lodging included?"

Luo Shihao was a little puzzled by Lu Renjia's wrong answer: "Well, what's the matter."

Lu Renjia grabbed the iron railing of the gate and said firmly: "It's okay, the main reason I want to come in is because I have lived in the ravine since I was a child, playing and laughing with my little friends. One day they disappeared, and I could only walk on one side. Picking up trash while looking for them..."

Luo Shihao frowned and called to stop: "Wait, does this have anything to do with your wanting to enter our nursing home?"

Lu Renjia: "It doesn't matter." He confessed bluntly, revealing a shameless temperament.

Luo Shihao looked confused: "Then what's the point of what you said." I don't want to hear it!

Lu Renjia looked at Luo Shihao with big innocent eyes: "Foreshadowing. Through my miserable life experience, my personal tenacity is highlighted. Did you realize my indomitableness in my narration just now?"

Luo Shihao said mercilessly: "No!"

Lu Renjia: "Oh." Then he got excited again: "But it doesn't matter, I have another trick. My father died before my mother was pregnant, and my mother married a drunkard. I was kicked out by my stepfather's family as soon as I was born. When I was just one month old, I was wandering on the street and my appendix was crushed by a car. I have become a disabled person since then. I helped others wash dishes at the age of five, and helped others dig coal at the age of eight. Relying on my strong will, I survived to the end. How do you feel about your current tragic life experience?

Luo Shihao gritted his teeth and said, "I don't think so!" Then he felt that the words he blurted out a bit ruined his handsome personality, so he said with a smile on his face: "I can understand that you want to enter our nursing home. mood, but at present our nursing home is indeed full of people."

Lu Renjia asked in confusion: "Did your father die before your mother conceived you?"

Luo Shihao shouted: "No! Where did you draw that conclusion from!"

Lu Renjia: "Then why do you want to understand me?"

Luo Shihao looked at Lu Renjia, who had turned from black charcoal into a spirit: "Didn't you say that you are very pitiful?"

Lu Renjia: "Yes, I said it to win your sympathy, not to make you understand."

Luo Shihao couldn't stand Lu Renjia's mental retardation anymore, he yelled, "What the hell are you trying to do?"

Lu Renjia said confidently, "Go in and become a nurse."

Luo Shihao: "..."

(End of this chapter)