On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 4 What are you going to do to my rice bowl

As soon as these words came out, the whole room was silent, and even Wu Ming raised his head.Lu Renjia stared carefully at the uncle's face for a long time: "Then you must have matured at least 50 years earlier."

uncle:"······"

Lu Renjia deserves to be talking to people, talking nonsense to the devil, and then the two brothers held the uncle's hand well: "Little brother, to tell the truth, I have already seen the look on your face with dried orange peels." I have a young heart. From now on, I will call you brother, and you will call me father. We are a family like father and son.” He took out his own talisman, which was obviously made from a leaflet distributed on the street, It also said that eggs will be snapped up at half price tonight, and said: "We are all a family, do you want to support Daddy's career. I will give you the father-son price."

The uncle is pretending to be dead: "..."

Seeing that the uncle did not move.Lu Renjia's face wrinkled, and she curled her lips with a villainous look: "Cut~ it shouldn't be, isn't it better for old men and old ladies to fool around?"

Uncle: "..." I'm re-trialing, I'm only 20 years old this year.

Lu Renjia's eyes turned to the other old man next to him. Feeling the crisis, the old man covered his head tightly with the quilt.Lu Renjia sneered.Walking to the side of the bed, grabbing the quilt with both hands, and throwing it violently.

The uncle's body is so upright and fully exposed: "···························· ! ! !
Lu Renjia directly used the same set of words: "Master, I can't see how you look like to survive tonight."

Uncle: "..." With you here, I'm really afraid that I won't survive tonight.

The arrival of the nurse rescued the uncle, the arrival of the nurse that the uncle had never expected so much.

The nurses looked at the uncle with tears in their eyes: "..."

A short and fat woman stood in the front and said loudly: "Ward rounds." Lu Renjia met this woman when she received her work card. She was the head nurse.

I saw several nurses coming out behind the head nurse, and walked directly in front of Wuming: "Hand over your knife. Who allowed you to bring the knife in."

Wuming frowned, but still handed something like a quiver behind him to the nurse.

At the same time, a voice shouted outside: "Why do you want to collect props? S-level dungeons collect props. Are you planning to let us all die here?"

A nurse opened the large plastic bag that Lu Renjia brought, and there was a large enamel basin.The nurse handed the basin to the head nurse: "Head nurse, this footbath is not equipped by the hospital."

The head nurse pushed the glasses: "Everything here is uniformly configured by the hospital, and no one is allowed to use other things without permission. This footbath is confiscated."

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard Lu Renjia approach her side at some point, and said in a low tone, "What are you going to do to my rice bowl?"

The head nurse held the enamel basin and fell into deep thought: "???" Rice bowl? ? ?
Lu Renjia said in a serious tone, "Put down my rice bowl."

The back of the head nurse was chilly, she turned her head in embarrassment, trying to maintain her majesty: "This is obviously a footbath."

Lu Renjia pointed to the dry rice grains in the basin and said, "Didn't you see the rice grains on it?" As he spoke, he picked the dry rice grains into his mouth, chewed and said: " Have you ever seen someone eat with a footbath. This is clearly a rice bowl." Stupid human beings dare to touch the mountain owner's rice bowl.Wait, I'll draw a circle and curse you for a lifetime of eating instant noodles without noodles and buns without sinking.

Head nurse: "..." I haven't seen it before, but I see it now.

Lu Renjia's hand was on the back of the nurse's head: "If you dare to touch me, I will smash your brain with one palm."

So under Lu Renjia's friendly communication, the head nurse put the basin down, and then said to Lu Renjia, "You can take your hand off, I just don't want to take it."

Lu Renjia took back the hand on the head nurse's head.When she took it back, she rubbed her dark paws on the head nurse's back: "Sorry, the rice bowl is a little oily, I just reached in and got oily by accident. It's okay, it's clean now."

Head nurse: "..." Of course you're fine, because what the hell are you wiping my clothes.

The head nurse who came out of the ward turned around and stared at the door with gloomy eyes.

After the nurses checked the room, the alarm sounded from the ward.The four people lying on the hospital bed all said together: "It's nine o'clock, it's time to go to bed, it's nine o'clock, it's time to go to bed." Then, the lights in the ward went out with a snap.

Looking at the dark room, Lu Renjia couldn't accept it and said, "Cao, there is no supper!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a knock on the door of the room: "You are not allowed to talk while sleeping."

Lu Renjia shouted towards the door: "Then where should I sleep?"

There was silence outside the door for a while and said, "There is an accompanying bed under the bed."

Lu Renjia walked towards the old man who claimed that he was only 20 years old, bent down and pulled out a gray folding bed under his bed.He looked at the folding bed and at the uncle lying on the bed, and leaned over: "Son, it's time for Dad to see your filial piety."

The uncle watched and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What do you want to do?"

Lu Renjia patted the quilt: "Father will squeeze with you tonight. Don't worry, I don't snore or grind my teeth when I sleep."

uncle:"······"

Before the uncle could refuse, Lu Renjia rolled onto the bed: "Come over, come over." He forcefully pushed the occupant of the hospital bed to the side of the wall.

Wuming was lying on the folding bed, watching Lu Renjia make a big noise.The old man who was originally on the hospital bed was now face to face with the wall, his body was tense and he didn't dare to move.All the quilts on her body were also on Lu Renjia's body.

There was a cry of despair in the uncle's eyes: This is my bed! ! !mine! ! !
Compared to the embarrassment of the uncle, Lu Renjia seemed so relaxed and comfortable.Seeing Wu Ming looking up at him, he immediately said, "You wear a hat when you sleep. Aren't you afraid that your hair will get oily when you get up? Are you bald? Wearing a hat when you sleep makes you bald and bald."

No name: "..."

Lu Renjia: "You usually keep your hat down so low, can your eyes see the road? Have you ever fallen while walking? Nameless, is your father's surname Wu?"

The taciturn Wuming replied abruptly with a long sentence, and corrected him: "Wuming, the inscription of the inscription."

Lu Renjia said "Oh" knowingly, and then returned: "Unknown, I understand. What do you think of the situation in Syria?"

Wuming: "..." He turned over and lay on his side, making up his mind that he would never talk to Lu Renjia tonight.

Seeing Wuming's posture, Lu Renjia stretched out a finger to poke his back.Then he whispered quietly: "Anonymous, anonymous, anonymous..."

Wuming said calmly: "You don't need your fingers, you can cut them off."

(End of this chapter)