On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 5 The Lu Renjia Who Drives NPCs Crazy
Lu Renjia silently withdrew her finger, seeing that Wuming was determined to ignore him.He had no choice but to turn over and face his cheap son's back: "Son, are you asleep? Tell me when you are asleep."

After a while, the uncle's voice came faintly: "Sleeping."

Lu Renjia said calmly, "Oh, it's okay, I can wake you up even if you're asleep."

uncle:"······"

Lu Renjia: "Do you have a TV here? I want to watch "Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law vs. Godzilla"? It starts airing today. I have been looking forward to it for a long time. Its first "Magic Girl Marries Qin Shihuang Bravely" I have been following it for a while. .indeed······"

So in the next hour, the uncle was forced to listen to a magical girl who smuggled into Qin State and unified the empire with Qin Shihuang.Then after becoming the queen mother, there were a series of conflicts between her and her daughter-in-law and queen surrounding birth, raising children, and living habits.In the end, Godzilla invaded Qin, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law let go of their prejudices and protected the country together.

Lu Renjia said at the end and asked: "Do you have WiFi? If not, what do you usually do when you go online? I heard that 5G mobile data is very expensive. You..."

The old man collapsed at the end of the reading, and he sat up abruptly: "Enough, stop talking. Are you sleeping or not!!! Are you the reincarnation of Peashooter in your last life, and your mouth has never stopped beeping." He Going crazy, he couldn't take it anymore.After listening to it, he is going to apply for a work-related injury. NPCs also have human rights, okay? ! !

Lu Renjia said innocently: "I don't chat with anyone before going to bed, so I can't fall asleep." He changed the subject: "By the way, what is a pea shooter? Can it be served cold?"

The uncle couldn't bear it anymore: "There are so many people here, you have to read to me!!!"

As soon as he said this, the originally quiet room was suddenly snoring one after another, each getting louder than the other.Every snoring sound is filled with: I'm asleep, don't QCU.

Lu Renjia's eyes became more innocent: "They are all asleep. I can't possibly wake them up."

Uncle: "..." He looked at Lu Renjia with despair on his face: "Then what do you mean by waking me up!!! Besides, you never stop talking, it's no wonder someone can sleep Please find someone else! My ears are getting callused!"

Lu Renjia pondered for a while: "You are right." So he moved to the side of the bed and stuck his head under the bed.Then he made eye contact with the head nurse lying under the bed.The head nurse under the bed had a pale face and protruding eyes, and the two stared at each other for a long time.

Lu Renjia shouted: "Nurse head nurse, let's chat. You don't sleep anyway. By the way, I want to ask, if I don't sleep all the time, you can't climb on me. Then do you have to keep sleeping?" Stuck under the bed!"

Head nurse: "..." How did he know I was under the bed.

Lu Renjia poked her head under the bed and sighed: "I didn't expect that you are the one who will never leave me. For the sake of your flattery, I decided to disclose my thrilling growth history and shocking history to you. A history of tearful struggle."

Under Lu Renjia's expectant gaze, the head nurse slowly turned over.Pressing his face against the wall, he used his firm back to resist the torture from Lu Renjia: "..." Thank you, no need.I'm not interested in.

Lu Renjia came to the conclusion: "You turned around, you are very interested." He leaned in a little bit more: "Which side are you going to start listening to first, so let's start with my birth Start at the beginning."

Head nurse: "..." Don't come here! ! !
So for the next two hours, all the people in the ward were forced to listen to the fairy tales for two hours.And it's not over yet.

Just when Lu Renjia recalled: "Do you know Nuwa, the one who mended the sky, the stone she mended the sky was dug from my mountain."

The head nurse couldn't take it anymore, long nails grew on her hands, and the veins on her hands bulged.Struggling to climb out of the bed.As soon as her head popped, Lu Renjia hammered her back: "Don't worry, I haven't said why Nuwa wants to mend the sky?"

Head nurse: "..." She continued to crawl unwillingly, and then was pushed in again: "Let me out!"

Lu Renjia was like whack-a-mole, the head nurse raised his head and he hammered.After doing this two or three times, the head nurse became completely angry.She didn't care about the rule of waiting for the player to fall asleep, she lay down like a frog and was about to rush out in one go.

Then, Lu Renjia patted her back under the bed with a slipper.With slippers on her face, she squatted in the corner of the bed, hugged her knee with one hand, and kept drawing circles on the ground with the other hand. The whole ghost was surrounded by emo emotions.

Lu Renjia put the slippers in his hand back on the ground, and when he saw the people in the hospital bed, they all sat up.She was looking at him with a complicated face.The uncle on his bed moved another two centimeters to the wall.

Wu Ming frowned and looked at Lu Renjia, he obviously didn't feel any danger from Lu Renjia.But judging by his means, he can shoot a small boss flying with a slipper, this is not like a person who has no strength to restrain a chicken.

Lu Renjia said to Wuming: "You are not asleep, Anonymous. From the looks of you, you seem to be looking forward to discussing the war situation in Syria with me. Very good, man, I will give you this opportunity."

Wuming lay down silently.Obviously, he didn't want this opportunity.

Lu Renjia watched everyone lie down one after another, fearing that she would be forced to listen to their thoughts.

The room suddenly returned to its long-lost silence.

After five or six minutes.In the extremely quiet room, Lu Renjia said to the old man on the bed again: "Do you know how to play disco? Have you ever been to disco? I can't sleep anyway, do you want to get up and play together?"

At this moment, the people in the whole room finally went berserk: "Shut up."

Lu Renjia: "Oh."

After a while, Lu Renjia said, "If you don't want to dance, how about having a murderous Landlord Fight?"

Everyone: "..." Ahhhhh! ! !God, please make this man dumb.

Wuming got off the folding bed.Lu Renjia watched his movements and asked, "Where are you going?"

Wuming paused holding the doorknob: "Can't sleep, go for a walk."

Lu Renjia turned over and got out of bed: "I'll go too, I'll go too."

Wuming: "..." I can't get rid of it yet.

After Lu Renjia went out, the door of the ward was suddenly locked. He looked at Wuming suspiciously: "Why did they lock the door?"

Wuming glanced at Lu Renjia who was not compelled to count: "..."

(End of this chapter)