On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 56 The Mountain God Messenger

Facing Lu Renjia's questioning, the village head swallowed, and his heart beat a drum: "What do you mean?"

The expression on Lu Renjia's face was pure and kind: "I don't mean anything? I just want to ask if your hair can grow longer?"

The village head saw that Lu Renjia did not seem to be doing anything, and he let go of his guard a little: "To be honest, I have seen many people who don't know how to live or die. Guess what happened in the end?" At that time, she completely forgot that her hair was still in Lu Renjia's hands.So after he finished speaking, he felt a sharp pain in his scalp: "I rely on rely on rely on—"

While pulling the village chief's hair, Lu Renjia said, "I guess you died in the end." As he spoke, he used the paper man's body to pull the village chief's hair, and dragged him back by his hair with both hands. : "The infinite streaming world is so good, you can pick up other people's hair while walking."

The village head's eyes changed from confident to terrified, and his hands were clasped firmly on the threshold.He had a hunch that if he was dragged in, he would definitely suffer inhumane torture: "Let me go, let me go, you are disrespectful to me, the mountain god will not let you go." As soon as the words came out, He realized that he had slipped his tongue, and quickly covered his mouth: "You devil, let me go quickly."

The girls with long hair felt their scalps ache instantly when they saw this scene, and they always felt like they were actually there.

No matter how much the village chief resisted, he still couldn't escape Lu Renjia's clutches.His hands made miserable scratches on the ground.

Lu Renjia dragged the village chief to Wuming: "Where is your machete, lend me a shave."

Wuming was silent for a while, hid his machete behind his back, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "...the stairway, insert it."

Lu Renjia: "But I saw you hid it behind you."

Wuming: "..." As long as I remain silent, you don't even think about my knife.

It was Lin Ping who spoke, and Lu Renjia let go of Wuming's knife: "I have a knife, and I hid it in my trousers."

Lu Renjia gave Wuming a blank look: "Look at his willingness to contribute, and at the way you look at it. Have you heard the saying, be stingy, don't you?"

Wuming: "..." I'm sure you made this up.

Lu Renjia didn't take the knife immediately, but looked at Lin Ping: "It's not only popular to hide mines in the crotch these days, but also to hide knives? Are you afraid of cutting because you are so hard?"

Lin Ping shouted in shame: "Who the hell hid the knife in his crotch? I tied it to my calf."

Lu Renjia knelt down and took out Lin Ping's dagger.Then sharpen the knife and rush to the village chief. Hearing the sound of sharpening the knife, the village chief quietly wants to climb out.

The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is extremely cruel, because the village chief was dragged back by Lu Renjia by one foot: "Where are you going? Look at your hair so long, it's so convenient for you to work. Your size can be regarded as a BOSS anyway, as the BOSS of the dungeon. That is a civil servant. Civil servants have a dress code. Your hair is seriously unqualified. I will cut it for you. Don’t worry, I won’t finish shaving it. You leave a layer of scalp."

Village head: "..." It's even scarier if you say that.

After Lu Renjia finished sharpening the knife, she held the head of the village chief, sprayed some saliva on his head, moistened his hair, and then began to shave his hair.Unexpectedly, as soon as the knife was scraped off, the village chief turned into a paper man in horror.Lu Renjia looked at the limp paper figurine in his hand, pinched his neck and shouted, "Trough!!! You transform me back!!!"

Gao Xiaofeng and the others were not even surprised when they saw the village chief.Because I have received enough shocks today: "Another paper doll, we are breaking into the paper doll's den at night."

Lu Renjia squatted on the ground expressionlessly, and kept poking at the paper man with a knife: "Change back... change back..." The back of the whole paper man looked special. desolate.

Gao Xiaofeng looked at Lu Renjia who was immersed in sadness: "Why don't you untie us in emo."

Outside the door, the clamoring villagers suddenly fell silent.After a while, there was the sound of splashing water at the door.

Gao Xiaofeng said anxiously: "Damn, they are not pouring gasoline, they are really planning to burn us to death." As soon as he finished speaking, thick smoke slipped in from the door.

Again the loud cry came from the door: "Burn them! Burn them!"

At this moment, the noisy voice was instantly annihilated.The familiar voice of the village head came: "They are not monsters, they are the messengers of the mountain god. Look, the mountain god is protecting them! It is the mountain god who sent rain to put out the fire."

Players: "????" What happened?They haven't done anything yet, and the villagers are just attacking themselves?
Lu Renjia woke up from the emo, listening to the movement outside, he walked to the door and kicked it open.Then he was almost drowned by the pouring rain, and he quickly retracted his foot kicking the door.But the rain still splashed on my feet.

He picked up his limp feet, blew them up distressedly, and tried to dry them manually: "Damn it, is the local rainfall so accurate? Just this area?"

In a radius of ten li, only the house where Lu Renjia and the others were staying was raining.The villagers kneeling in front of the yard were not exposed to the rain either.They looked at the dark cloud in the sky with fanaticism.He murmured, "It's the mountain god. The mountain god is here. Is the mountain god punishing us for hurting his envoy?"

Gao Qingqing looked at the rain outside the door, with a look of confusion in her eyes: Obviously...

After the rain stopped, the village chief ran up immediately, and said with a smile on his face, "We were reckless just now, and the mountain god has warned us. You must be emissaries sent by the mountain god to..." His eyes Looking at Lu Renjia: "Have such an extraordinary form. Hurry up, let the messengers loose."

Gao Xiaofeng and the others looked at the village head who was laughing with him, and all they could think of was the image of him cocking his orchid fingers just now.I really can't look directly at it.

Lin Ping kept aiming at the village chief's waist, and asked tentatively, "Village chief, have you been outside just now?"

Village Chief: "Is there a problem?"

Lin Ping: "No no no no!"

The village chief smiled again: "Everyone is shocked, I have prepared a meal to make amends for everyone."

Lu Renjia immediately said: "The village chief is too polite, have you killed the chicken? If you haven't killed one, hurry up and kill one, I can afford to wait. Can you get me a pump by the way, I will cheer myself up .”

village head:"……"

Gao Xiaofeng moved closer to Wuming with an uncomfortable expression on his face. He has now found out that only Wuming is reliable in the whole team: "I always feel that there is something wrong. They changed their faces too quickly. They obviously treated us just now. They want to beat and kill them. Besides, why did the paper figurine with the face of the village chief appear before?"

Wuming looked at the village chief's face, and calmly said two words: "Test."

　Ahhh, I admit it, I'm guilty, I've missed a chapter, I'm shameless.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)