On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 55
The people present watched the village chief go from the darkness to the light, and saw him stepping gracefully, walking gracefully in front of Lu Renjia.On his graceful figure was the old face of the village head, and everyone fell silent: "..." Could this be the legendary death by sight? ? ?
Gao Xiaofeng stared at the village chief's waist and fell into deep thought, then secretly asked Lin Ping next to him: "Is the village chief's waist so good?"

Lin Ping looked at him with complicated eyes: "Can't you look at his face before you look at his waist?"

Hearing Gao Xiaofeng's words, the village head turned around, smiled at Gao Xiaofeng and said, "Brother likes my waist?"

Facing everyone's contemptuous gazes, Gao Xiaofeng immediately defended: "Don't frame me, when did I say I like your waist?"

Lu Renjia raised his hand suddenly: "I prove...he said it. He is a pervert."

Gao Xiaofeng glanced at Lu Renjia resentfully: "..."

Lu Renjia added: "And I can also prove that the reason why he chose to look at your old waist is purely because he can't bear to look at your face. So he had no choice but to choose the less perverted part of your body."

village head:"·······"

Gao Xiaofeng felt that if he didn't speak again, Lu Renjia would throw his reputation on the perverted road and couldn't get it back: "Well, can you listen to me? I just meant this... "..." He thought for a long time but couldn't think of a name to match this male and female village head, so he simply skipped the name: "It doesn't look like the original village head, although the face is still the same The face, but the waist is obviously different, right? Could it be that you deliberately disguised the image of the village chief?"

Indeed, today's village chief is full of contradictions.The figure of a young girl is paired with the face of an old man in sixties, which is weird no matter how you look at it.

Lu Renjia didn't extract what Gao Xiaofeng wanted to say at all, but turned to the village chief and said, "Look, he still likes your waist. How about you two perverts get together, and I How about being a matchmaker, so that you will be locked up for life after life."

Gao Xiaofeng: "..."

The village chief touched his face and laughed: "Then guess how this face got on me."

Lu Renjia: "I know!"

All eyes were on Lu Renjia, and Lu Renjia continued in a deep voice: "He is shameless, but you want to be thick-skinned."

village head:"······"

Gao Qingqing said at this moment: "You peeled off the face of the village chief. Who are you?"

The village head did not answer Gao Qingqing's question, but smiled and said: "Well, you won't be able to get out of this room anyway. I allow each of you to ask a question, and I will try to answer you as much as possible. Your dying gift."

Lu Renjia sighed from the side: "Another villain who has not learned his lesson. Can't your villain training camp add a course called how not to expose your inner history and purpose in front of the protagonist?" After finishing speaking, he quickly raised his hand. Hand: "In that case, I'll ask first, I'll ask first!"

The village chief began to regret that he hadn't gotten the kid out at the very beginning, but he had let the word out, and if he didn't ask, it would seem that he was not very forceful.So he bit the bullet and looked at Lu Renjia: "What do you want to ask?"

Lu Renjia's eyes were deep and serious: "I want to ask, do you have j..." As soon as he uttered one syllable of the last word, he was swooped down by Goudan, and then tightly covered his mouth: "Shut up - please don't keep jumping around on the verge of passing the trial."

The other players also shouted in horror: "You don't want to ask—"

Lu Renjia made a dark cut, and then moved his gaze down from the village chief's face: "..."

Village Chief: "..." Don't keep staring down at me! ! !

In order to prevent Lu Renjia from doing bad things, Gao Xiaofeng and the others immediately began to ask, "Were you also the former village chief?"

"What happened in this village?"

"Where did you pretend to be Chen Dandan to take us?"

"who are you?"

None of these questions aroused much emotion from the village chief until Gao Qingqing asked, "How did you die?"

After Gao Qingqing finished asking, the faces of the players changed drastically, and then their bodies became stiff.Old players like them all know that ghosts in dungeons cannot ask the cause of death.Otherwise their rage point will be triggered.It is impossible for Gao Qingqing, as an old player, not to know this.

Su Xiao stood next to Gao Qingqing, and whispered directly: "Are you crazy? If the other side is really a ghost, we will all be killed by you."

The village chief took a deep look at Gao Qingqing, and then put on a strange smile on his face: "How do you know I'm dead?" He approached Gao Qingqing, put his hands on Gao Qingqing's neck: "If you want to provoke me If I said it, it would be wrong. I am not angry at all. Because I am not a ghost. I am the greatest mountain god..." As soon as he spoke, his head was slapped crookedly from behind.I still use my own slippers.

He turned his head slowly, and saw Lu Renjia pinching his nose and saying, "Shannima Pi."

The village chief was stunned: "..."

Everyone looked at the village head whose head had been knocked to one side: "..."

The village head recovered from his ignorance, his eyes widened: "How dare you be disrespectful to the mountain god..." However, before he could finish his sentence, someone grabbed the back of fate's neck .And then there are the overwhelming slippers on the face: "Mountain sister, don't you return the mountain, don't you return the mountain. Ma De, without my brother's permission, you are that little garlic sprout that came out of that garbage dump, I still want to be a mountain god. I will make you a mountain, I will make you a mountain... I will not return the mountain..."

The village chief's face became red and swollen, and his thin cheeks bulged into round cheeks after a while: "It's not a mountain anymore. It's not a mountain..."

Hearing the village chief's assurance, Lu Renjia let go of the restraint on him, pointed at him with a slipper and said in a very bully way: "If I still see you calling yourself a mountain god outside, I will beat you every time I see you." .Did you hear me."

The village chief nodded hurriedly: "I heard it, I heard it."

Players: "..." Your characters seem to be reversed.

The village head quickly moved away from Lu Renjia, and when he reached the door, he quickly changed his face and said, "Damn human, if you dare to offend the god of this mountain, I will not let you go. You will sacrifice to my mountain together." Let's go." He said, his long hair grew rapidly, and grew violently.Then, those black hairs attacked Lu Renjia.

Lu Renjia looked at the long hair that was attacking, and calmly stretched out his hand to grab it, and those hair that danced so arrogantly were honestly caught in his hands.Then the village head heard Lu Renjia's excited voice: "I heard that hair can be sold for money. The quality of your hair is quite good. It seems that you don't want it. Then give it to me."

village head:"!!!!"

　Let's put it this way, let me put it this way, and it will be updated on the 20th.Don't tell me I'm a dog.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)