On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 59 Forced to Love Anything, How Shameful

Lu Renjia said calmly: "He doesn't like the old lady, he asked a centenarian to serve him. What is he trying to figure out, that the old lady doesn't take a bath? Or is it that the old lady dances tremblingly and dances beautifully?"
Think about it, think about it with your non-existent brain, a hundred-year-old widow who lost her old man is lonely, why did the mountain god choose him to serve.This is love.Across ages and races, unswerving love.

She ran away from him, but he couldn't escape with his wings.Finally, he still got her.Even if she has become an old lady, she can't do without herself even if she is robbed and usurped.Oh, what a shame, what a shame. "

Goudan raised his head from the basin: "Brother is right."

The village head looked at Lu Renjia, who became shy after speaking: "...you are blushing like a bubble teapot."

Lu Renjia: "Forced love or something, just thinking about it makes people blush and heartbeat."

Goudan nodded: "Brother is right..."

The village head shouted: "...you don't spread rumors, there is nothing wrong with it."

Lu Renjia sighed: "You, you are still too young. The perverts nowadays don't distinguish between races. I never spread rumors. Just say what's wrong."

Players: "..." I always feel that something is wrong, but it looks extremely reasonable.

Goudan shouted appropriately: "Brother is right."

Lu Renjia looked at Goudan who was acting as a repeater: "What did I just say?"

Concentrated on cooking, the dog who didn't listen to Lu Renjia at all: "..."

Gao Xiaofeng rubbed his head and said: "What you said seems to make sense. Look at the TV dramas, worshiping mountain gods and river gods. Either boys and girls, or girls. No one uses old ladies. Unless, this is Love."

Lu Renjia nodded, and was about to leave with her job in hand.Wu Ming looked at him and asked, "Where are you going?"

Lu Renjia: "I'm going to share with my gossip aunts the news that the mountain god likes the old lady."

Village Chief: "...Didn't you just say that you never spread rumors?"

Lu Renjia: "That's right, so what can be spread by me must be the truth."

The village head: "..." Seeing that Lu Renjia was about to leave, the village head stood up abruptly: "You are not allowed to go!"

Lu Renjia: "You reacted so violently, so maybe you are also a pervert who likes old ladies."

The village chief shouted speechlessly: "I don't have it!!!"

Lu Renjia: "Your hoarse voice can't cover up the fact, man, I've already seen the duplicity behind your stubborn appearance. Don't explain too much to me, respect blessings, and have a baby early."

The village chief was so angry that his nostrils were blowing, and his forehead was bulging: "You, you, you—you are talking nonsense, confusing black and white."

Lu Renjia: "How do you know I'm talking nonsense, maybe that perverted mountain god who likes old ladies is you."

The village head: "I don't like the old lady!!!" After he argued hard, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have slipped his mouth.

In the quiet air, you can hear a needle drop.Everyone just looked at the village chief who blew himself up.The village chief also tried to remedy it: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm not a mountain god..."

Lu Renjia broke the stage: "You just blew yourself up."

The village chief: "..." He glanced at Lu Renjia and fled the house quickly: "You guys rest, I'm leaving first, don't bother me."

Lu Renjia still held his job and went out. Half an hour later, through Lu Renjia's hard work, everyone in the village knew that the village chief was a pervert who liked old ladies.

Aunt expressed her shock at the news brought by Lu Renjia, even more shocked than a deflated person showing up at her door with a job bowl in her hand: "No wonder my old lady keeps losing her panties, most likely the village head lost them." .”

Another aunt said furtively: "Since it's all like this, I won't hide it anymore. Two days ago, I saw the village head peeking at Fourth Aunt Chen taking a bath."

Lu Renjia: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really broad daylight, you might as well talk a little more under the bright sky, I like to hear it."

The village head hid at home and lost his temper at a statue: "Damn, damn, damn..."

When Lu Renjia came back, he carried an air pump and came back. As soon as he came back, he saw Wuming waiting at the door, and he was shocked: "Damn it!!! Can you not dress so dark at night? Wherever you stop, who knows if you are a human or a ghost."

Wuming: "..." The last sentence is so weird.

Lu Renjia: "Why are you looking for me? I'm busy cheering myself up. I've been depressed all day."

Wu Ming asked directly: "What kind of consciousness have you and Gao Qingqing reached?"

Lu Renjia said guiltily, "What are you talking about? I just became deaf intermittently, so I can't hear clearly."

Goudan, who has no eyesight, said loudly in Lu Renjia's ear: "He asked if you and Gao Qingqing were having an affair. Brother, can you hear me now?"

Wuming: "..." I didn't!

Lu Renjia said to Wuming: "Wait a while, I'll kill a beast and come back to discuss this matter with you."

Goudan: "..." Your words are too targeted.

In order to avoid being murdered, Goudan scrambled off Lu Renjia's head: "I suddenly have a urgency to urinate, so I need to go to the toilet."

Lu Renjia said to the invisible dog, "If you come back from the toilet, you dare to touch my head. I will castrate you."

Goudan: "..."

Suddenly, there was a sound of a stool falling to the ground.A thin girl: "I'm going to kill you."

When Gao Xiaofeng and the others broke in, they saw a wound on Gao Qingqing's arm.Donated blood is falling to the ground along the wound.Gao Qingqing looked helplessly at Zhang Ling who was holding a knife: "Why did you kill me?"

Zhang Ling said viciously: "You killed my boyfriend, why did you ask me to kill you. Even if I die, I will hold you back. I won't make it easy for you."

Lu Renjia kicked heavily and appeared at the door: "Finally caught up. What happened? What?"

Lin Ping looked at the gossiping Lu Renjia: "Zhang Ling wants to kill Gao Qingqing."

Lu Renjia: "Oh~ can I squeeze forward, I want to see more clearly."

Lin Ping: "..."

Wu Ming looked into Zhang Ling's eyes and said, "She was invaded by demon energy."

When everyone heard this unfamiliar term, they couldn't understand: "Demon energy?"

Lu Renjia: "Come out, I know you've been here all this time. It's impossible for you not to be there for such a good show. So hiding, it's better to show up openly."

As soon as he finished speaking, the village chief came out from behind the door with a smug and sinister smile.

Just when he was about to speak, Lu Renjia said again: "What are you doing out here? I didn't mention you. Stop being so sentimental. I'm talking about my little b***."

The village chief looked very embarrassed when he just stepped into the door: "..."

(End of this chapter)