On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 60 Rang Rang is going to start pretending
Goudan jumped in from the window with a reluctance on his face: "Why do you want me? I'm going to the bathroom."

Lu Renjia: "You go to the toilet to go to the corner of someone's house? You really think you are a dog, you want to find a corner to pee. Come here and cheer me up."

Goudan: "..."

Seeing Lu Renjia's expression of not caring about himself, the village head became even more angry.He took out a puppet and swayed the puppet's arms.

Then Zhang Ling, who was motionless at first, suddenly raised the knife and stabbed Gao Qingqing who was closest to her.

Wuming directly slashed the village head with his backhand to solve the matter from the key point.

Lu Renjia looked at the village chief who had been stabbed again, shook his head and said, "If you bring a few more, you can make up a bunch of candied haws." As soon as he blurted out, several village chiefs appeared at the door.

So everyone looked at Lu Renjia and complained, "You crow mouth!!!"

Lu Renjia: "..." Coincidentally, there are several of them.

The village chiefs added later also hold a small puppet in their hands.They broke off the little puppet's hands, everyone present except Wu Ming and Lu Renjia, their arms were twisted like the puppet's.

Gao Xiaofeng and the others broke out in cold sweat from the pain.

The village head holding the puppets of Wuming and Lu Renjia saw that Lu Renjia and Wuming hadn't responded, so he broke his legs again, but there was still no response.

Seeing how hard they worked, Lu Renjia reminded: "Give up, the harder you work, the more sad you will be. Brother, your body is paper. There is no lifeline. The lifeline over there is too thick and long, you can't grasp it."

Village chiefs: "..."

Pretending to force Gou Wuming: "..."

Wuming drew his knife and slashed directly in the air.The lifeline connecting Gao Xiaofeng, Lin Ping, Su Xiao, and the puppet was disconnected just like that.

The village chief and the others said in unison: "How could it be possible to cut it off!"

Lu Renjia took the opportunity to sow dissension: "Anonymous, haven't you heard of pretending to be struck by lightning?" He turned his head to look at Gao Xiaofeng and the others: "Look at this man, he can break your connection with the puppet before the village chief takes action. , He must. Hey, he must wait until you cry for your father and mother when your hand is broken, and then he will start his own journey of pretending."

Wu Ming looked at Lu Renjia: "I offended you just now."

Lu Renjia said innocently, "No." He spread his hands and said, "If there is one thing to do, it would be the part between the left chest below the clavicle and the belly between the left breast and the abdomen that you caught when I was eating. piece of meat."

Wuming: "..." You remember the piece of chicken.

The village chief and the others saw that the puppet was useless, so they attacked Wuming with bare hands.Wuming has a team of seven, which is not a problem at all.This one punches, that one kicks.Soon, there were only three of the five.

You have to ask what Lu Renjia is doing, he is cheering himself up.The mouth of the pump was inserted into his gaping opening.Goudan's two paws pinched both sides of Lu Renjia's leaking place: "Brother Lu, hit quickly, I will hold it tight, there will be no leaking."

Lu Renjia stepped on the pump, holding the pump with both hands up and down to pump herself up and down, and became very self-reliant.

Wuming took the time to glance at Lu Renjia: "..."

The situation of the two of them is completely different. While they are fighting in dire straits, they are cheering quietly.

The remaining three village chiefs were brandished with the Wuming machete, and two disappeared again.After the village chief and the others were sanctioned by Wu Ming, cracks were cracked on their bodies, and if you look in from the cracks, the inside is hollow.

The last village head saw that he really couldn't beat Wuming, so he took out a bell and rang it twice.Suddenly the whole village screamed.Those who couldn't kill all before were ghost babies showing up one after another.

Gao Xiaofeng and the others endured the pain and stood up.

Lu Renjia ruthlessly complained to the last village chief: "If you tell me there is such a thing, can't you take it out sooner? You have to wait until the last one dies to get it. Are you cheap?"

The last village chief: "..."

The ghost babies rushed up one after another, but they couldn't be killed, otherwise they would kill more and more.

Wu Ming could only use the back of the knife to stun the ghost babies one by one: "We have to find a mechanism for their resurrection."

Lu Renjia said disgustedly: "That's because you didn't kill them cleanly enough. But if you turn them into ashes, I'll see how they can be resurrected."

Wuming: "..."

The last village chief had escaped under the cover of the ghost baby.At the same time, not only ghost babies came, but the whole village was holding weapons.Appeared numbly.

Gao Xiaofeng and the others said with tingling scalp, "Why are they here to join in the fun? How is this scene so familiar? Damn, I just got out of the predicament of being burned to death, and I'm going to be beaten to death again."

Lin Ping: "Fight."

Wuming: "They are all possessed by demons. Someone is controlling them."

While everyone was trying to defend against foreign enemies, Lu Renjia was cheering himself up.

When everyone was fighting hard, he was cheering himself up.

When a ghost baby tried to come over and fight him to the death, he slapped the wall, but couldn't even buckle it.He continued to cheer himself up.

Gao Xiaofeng and the others really couldn't fight, and looked at Lu Renjia with a crying face: "Brother, did you fight well!!!"

Lu Renjia pressed his arm like pressing a tire, and then said: "What's the hurry, I'm not hard yet, this time I'm going to make myself a tough guy."

Gao Xiaofeng: "..."

Lin Ping shouted: "After you get out, I'll pay you to change to a steel body, it's tough enough."

While Lu Renjia was distracted chatting with Gao Xiaofeng and the others, a ghost baby suddenly jumped out and bit Lu Renjia's leg.

Then there was a sound comparable to a tire deflation: "呵——"

Lu Renjia quickly shrank back again.He was even thrown into the air at one point due to the impact of the airflow.Fortunately, Goudan was still holding his father's hand tightly.Otherwise, Lu Renjia would already be on the ceiling.

After fighting for a long time, I returned to before liberation.Lu Renjia glanced at the ghost baby that bit him.

Goudan stretched out a paw and patted the ghost baby: "Run from now on, don't get caught, or you will know what it means to be miserable."

That ghost baby: "..."

The dog watched Lu Renjia stand back to the ground, and still yelled at Wu Ming and the others: "Rang Rang, my elder brother is going to act aggressively. Be careful not to hurt the innocent."

Lu Renjia rushed out of the door expressionlessly, leaving behind a shadow.However, when crossing the threshold, a dog fell and ate shit.Let his acting career come to a miserable Waterloo.

Goudan: "..." I've let my words out, it's not good for you to make such a fuss.

Others: "..." This pretender was really calm.

Lu Renjia got up from the threshold, forcibly held his respect and said, "I don't understand, I just braked a car with my face."

Wuming and the others: "..." I really don't understand.

Sure enough, Lu Renjia skipped these little episodes, and said to the ghost babies with their waists on, "You'll die..." Then he stopped, and stood there thinking hard: "What's your name...you guys Wait a minute, I forgot what the thing I'm going to take is called."

Everyone: "..." Are you kidding me?

(End of this chapter)